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10 months

I WANNA SEE A POLICE OFFICER COME AND TAKE THE CRTS OUT OF THE VENUE

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Pros: Anyone can use it Theoretically the best Doesn't cause hand problems Cons: Requires significant time investment and skill Few top level players People will downplay your wins Can't believe people want to ban Marth (pic unrelated)

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Chillindude829 could write meet the grahams but Kendrick could never beat PC Chris at MLG Philadelphia 2005 I know who my GOAT is

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M2K admitting to terrorism is a timeless genre of post

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Pretty fucked up classified documents leaked @ TGX2024

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Falco community needs a PR manager cause this was NOT the stereotype they were associated with 10 years ago I'll say that much

cocaine princess 🎀

@freakbitchssbm

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i saw an unbelievable stat where on January 6th 2021, slippi stats recorded a 97% decline in falco players

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SERIOUS MELEE CONTROLLER DISCUSSION POST The officially licensed Hori pads have two z buttons. This breaks the current accepted ruleset on controllers. Little Timmy shows up at Super Smash Con with this pad, do you DQ him?

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I will repost this tomorrow at a better time but I just finished writing Guilty Gear and The Universal Trans Experience, a very pretentious name for my thoughts on how the life experiences of trans and non-trans people change how they interpret characters

Guilty Gear and The Universal Trans Experience

An exploration of the differences in how trans and non-trans people interpret characters exploring gender identity issues.

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3 years

why is cara delevingne wearing a hungrybox hoodie? why is cara delevingne wearing a hungrybox hoodie!?!? why is cara delevingne wearing a hungrybox hoodie?!!!?!?!??!!?!

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My Mum who hasn't seen a Melee tournament group photo since Heir 5: "wow there's a lot more girls than there used to be"

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2 years

my melee gaydar

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@ShaisYoung No because it doesn't break the rules. Rules state any officially licensed controller is legal, and the detailed controller rules only apply to unofficial controllers. The Chainsaw is officially licensed.

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@ZeroSuitCamus Taking a 3 month course on child murder

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I'm following Mango's advice and being more honest and authentic about how I feel so I'd like to start by saying that every Falcon player is carried and if Fizzi made you solve a captcha to get on unranked 90% of them would have to retire

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@jaketropolis non-practicing trans

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Ding ding ding

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Workshopping an idea here, need feedback 👍

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3 years

If the B0XX had been a tie-in peripheral for a Japan only rhythm game released in 2005 people wouldn't even question it being legal

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2 years

zoomers are shaming people for NOT crouch cancelling this game is so fucked

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3 years

PM sucks dude I lose to matchup inexperience. Btw did you see Aklo won a Melee tournament with Link that's so hype

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4 years

woah wtf bro take the stock???

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3 years

ok yes it's homophobic BUT seeing S2J make a super serious apology post and then finding out it was for saying "chode licker" has me screaming

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2 years

We're not considering the future where Europe becomes the cultural capital of Melee. What do Belgium's copyright laws look like? Is Nintendo of Estonia going to shut us down? Is Vatican City down for 5 more Gods? These are the questions we should be asking

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@MikeHazeGaming

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@PracticalTAS That's even more interesting! You could buy this controller but you couldn't build it. So there's some line where modifying it with legal mods would classify it as a custom controller, at which point the previously legal feature would then become illegal. The pad of Theseus 🫣

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I found out about this a while ago and I've been unsure what to do about it. But its been sitting in the back of my head and im not taking it into 2019. This is gross. I don't appreciate being talked about this way and its the reason I have not been travelling south.

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8 months

That r/ssbm thread telling the bronze player to study his vods and do unclepunch has me tilted. If that's what we're telling new players they have to do it's no wonder the only ones who stick with the game play the way they do

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3 years

Why do none of these accounts rabidly promoting Hax seem to be Melee players? I've been clicking on them all out of curiosity and I see Ultimate players, sock puppet accounts, weird crypto nerds, normie sports fans. It's weird. What is getting them so invested in this?

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2 years

Imagine Axe had pulled a boxx out of his bag

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3 years

I wouldn't trust Jigglypuff as far as I can throw her, and now with this mod you can find out exactly how far that is! Turn your Peach into a Pokemon master with these Jigglypuff turnips ^___^

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@AliceClimbers @_mvlvchi_ "who's on stream next"

Me & Mr Jones

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupMe & Mr Jones · Amy WinehouseBack To Black℗ 2006 Universal Island Records Ltd. A Universal Music Company.Released...

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Attention all Melee gamers, Mango needs your help! He's down 0-2 vs Hunrgybox in Grand Finals and he has to hit a sub goal before he switches to Fox! To help, all he needs is your Mom or Dad's credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 digit UCF code on the back! mangoPog

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3 years

Learn the true story of your favourite player's favourite player @SilentWolf444 in this new edition of Melee Explainee!

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7 years

goals

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Other insights include "why do they look so serious it's supposed to be fun" about Ryan and Josh in Grand Finals and "why didn't you play poker you could have made back all the money you spent"

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Trans Melee Mt Rushmore: That one trans girl on Melee Hell in 2015 who was constantly getting bullied (our George Washington fr fr) Magi (she beat mango) X1 (the only relevant European) Mango (being a vtuber is trans)

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4 years

@hyxpk i spy

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3 years

Excited to announce I will be providing free coaching for all players through twitch chat. You cannot opt out

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2 years

Are you stuck commentating a top 30 player and don't know how to make their cookie cutter flowchart punish game sound interesting? Straight from the vaults of the Scar and Toph Commentary Academy we have: Every MPGR Player Compared To Anime!

Every Top Melee Player Compared To Anime

Ludwig and Slime if you're watching this I can also do comparisons with funny animal videos, hit me up.Follow me on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/Swishlesson T...

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@vicwingly imagine showing it to 2007 m2k

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3 years

Out of the loop? Bro you fell off the loop like it was Rainbow Road you've missed half a decade

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6 years

By popular demand next Blastzone will be the American edition! For the true authentic experience not only will we have NTSC, there will be no UCF, no deodorant, no drinking, AND Jude has a gun. Remember to clap after every stock! All prize money will go towards Central Florida

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2 years

>gets caped once

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3 years

Everyone better be writing their poems <3 This is a Monika model replacement for Peach! Enjoy ^_^ Requested by @TheBattleRifle Original model credit to

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6 years

Ryzon doesn't deserve this shit. All memes aside he's a great friend who's done a lot for me and always made me feel welcome. Setchi does not make me feel welcome. I am here to play melee. I'm not interested in being on some virgin's fuck list. Get the fuck away from me with that

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4 years

If you want the job done right, hire a professional. #FreeMelee

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2 years

Science still can't explain this photograph

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@Swishless

3 years

why is cara delevingne wearing a hungrybox hoodie? why is cara delevingne wearing a hungrybox hoodie!?!? why is cara delevingne wearing a hungrybox hoodie?!!!?!?!??!!?!

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Zoey | 18 | 🐾: It's actually transphobic NOT to draw trans women more masc than in canon because that's what we REALLY look like

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3 years

I have a lot of things I could say about this but they're all illegal in the UK

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@Swishless

2 years

Guys you have to make me the next Ludwig I assure you it is vital for the health of Melee

Tafo

@tafokints

2 years

The real solution to Smash funds is honestly the older "alumni" community getting high paying jobs and paying to fund initiatives. It sounds ridiculous, but imagine if there were even 5 Ludwigs among the entire Smash community to bankroll Pot Bonuses, volunteer staff, etc...

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We're supposed to give Setchi a pass on all his weird MRA shit (that he was infamous for before he was good) because he was a kid but in the years since he's continued to degrade and insult people. When does he stop being a kid? When can we agree he's just a wack person?

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2 years

The QTCinderella video is so heartbreaking

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7 years

@theprinceofssbm @spotdodge_shine Its the straight down one, comes standard with every controller

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6 years

why does post malone's high school pic look like its gonna dthrow tech chase me

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Bros like goodness gracious

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I am the EU Women of Smash #10 Winner 🥳😎💪😳🥰🤠🤗😈👺😽🧛‍♀️🎩🦧🦨🥨🥗🏓🏸🏓🛹⚔️💈🗿🔓☣️💝🔰🔙🔛🔝☑️🀄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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keep fighting brother

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7 years

Alright big news time everyone. I’m transgender. Some of you knew, some of you guessed, some of you won’t be surprised and some of you will

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2 years

@Tokage2000 With the notches and everything

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3 years

In positive news, I'm away to the Gender Clinic. Gotta get that free NHS coochie before it's banned

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2 years

Hope you're all celebrating the Queen's 25th Jubilee today! (I am the Queen in this context) (It's my birthday)

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@Swishless

5 years

Imagine some old american boomer at like a doctor's office saying "Is there a Mrs Khan here?" looking around for someone brown and just seeing @ChellyToms pasty white face pop up "helo fy enw i ywy Mrs Khan, i've had an accident with the popty ping so i have"

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3 years

Hit or miss

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When you fuck up the edgeguard but the game says no you didn't

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6 years

every top marth player has a massive losing record vs Falcon, but Dart went 1-1 with Wizzrobe in 2015 so who's to say its not an even matchup

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2 years

Met ur mum

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disclaimer i have not beaten a falco since 2019

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2 years

Contary to any rumours you may have heard Hungrybox is NOT banned from Scottish Melee. He's just not allowed to be in the same room as Sheezy. We've worked out a rotation system so they can both get their sets done and an Audiologist has assured us any hearing loss is temporary

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The UK dudes a GOML were too nice to Hbox and now he's gonna come to Fete totally unprepared for the barrage of Wotsits awaiting him

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4 years

39 months without help from the GIC today I bought my HRT not with savings or Christmas money but with the help of everyone in my lil twitch channel community. Love you all ❤️

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4 years

just can't seem to make friends on this website i don't know what i'm doing wrong :(

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@Swishless

6 months

holy shit it's true

oquinn

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6 months

Shockingly, Kingu « Puppy kicker » Puff is blah blah blah no I won’t provide source for incredibly accusatory claim

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5 years

boys. it's not gay to kiss the homies. show your guy friends some love. uplift each other. show them you care. also use tongue

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2 years

Frenzy would dominate Prof in a boxing match but you just know when he goes to throw the finishing punch he's gonna slip and fall out of the ring and knock himself out

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3 years

Merry Swishmas

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5 years

boymoder? i hardly know her!

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@AtlosSSBM You can't be talking like that White Baby

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3 years

4 years ago today all my bottled up emotions burst out and I ran away from home. I spent days riding the trains back and forth writing all my thoughts down in a little book. When I came home I gave it to my mum. The first line said "I'm transgender." #NationalComingOutDay

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2 years

BRING THE HEAT: THE GAME

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2 years

Introducing custom regional Slippi ranked leaderboards! Updates are automatic but adding new players/leaderboards is manual so if you want to opt in send me a tweet, a DM, a discord message, etc. Right now it's just UK and Scotland but I hope to add more!

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3 years

New Melee Explainee tomorrow, sorry for the wait <3

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4 years

you already know #imin #Heir6

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2 years

I don't remember how to get to the venue but I see a group of people with blue hair and pronouns so I'm following them

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2 years

@ExySSBM Do you think acidloveboy watches Pipsqueak at summit and thinks "damn, it should have been me"

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10 months

I've seen posts about controllers going "missing" after tournaments all across the UK recently and I know the community doesn't want to hear this right now but I've crossreferenced the figures and crunched the data and I'm sorry we've gotta ban Euo

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3 years

hey @LudwigAhgren i dunno if you remember but i gave you some coins to get a Picnic bar out of the vending machine at Fête. super weird choice by the way. raisins??? anyway i was just wondering if you could get that back to me some time thanks x

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When I started playing Melee I was a kid who was struggling and broke. Having this community saved me. When I wasn't in that position anymore I put in tons of money and time so people could have what I had. Would do it all again. Any TO telling people not to show up should quit

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3 years

It me

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2 years

I lost at every Christmas cracker I'm wearing a pity hat

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3 years

See what I'm wondering is why Frenzy, the largest melee player, did not simply eat the other competitors?

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@Swishless

5 years

I DID IT

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@Swishless

3 years

Forgot to mention it but Saturday was my 4 year anniversary of being out as trans and today I finally got to speak to a doctor ^_^ Got a blood test scheduled for next week which hopefully means hormones very very soon. God bless you all <3

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