It’s no fun getting older but birthdays are just a reminder that you have to always take the opportunity to wring every moment out of life. We are.
Happy birthday, my love. Never more beautiful.
Sad to leave
@Desireresorts
today and all our new friends but very excited to come back in a little over 9 weeks with so many
@SwingerDiaries
listeners!!
Back home from paradise and we are already missing
@Desireresorts
Luckily our re-entry into the real world is eased knowing that we’ll be back again in March... this time with dozens of our sexy friends and listeners!
Woke up at 4am.. studying the man next to me in bed..29 years ago we said “I do”. I can’t believe how much I love him now, I can’t believe what an awesome life we have now. Cheers to the most wonderful and supportive husband ever! I love you!!❤️
Santa wrapped my Christmas present perfectly!
Merry Christmas to all of our listeners and friends. Hope your holiday is filled with awesome sexy fun too.
Loving our time here at Temptation Resort. The facility, food and service has improved dramatically since our last visit.
We were blown away by this amazing, sexy, mosaic mural made out of tiles on the main pool floor.
I don’t care if it’s bragging, I couldn’t be more proud of Paige.
Don’t listen to the social media shade. Best shape in years.
She’s going to live forever... if that
@onepeloton
“bike that goes nowhere” doesn’t kill her first!
Damn, it’s hot in the south! We need to find a good pool party!
Luckily our friends at Hub City Select iare having one TOMORROW!
Just a few states away.
We can’t resist We’ll be there!
Come join us!
A quick little getaway to the Caribbean before the holidays, staying at a vanilla resort and this is the picture in our room!:) life is amazing when you get to spend it with the one you love!:)
We have a date with a new couple tonight. They listen to our podcast and are a little intimidated. They are much younger than us so we are a little intimidated:). Should be a great night!
As we are just finishing moving out of the home we raised our family in, one of the rooms I will miss the most is my closet! When you have lots of young kids closet sex is a thing and these shoe holders became my foot rests for some awesome sexy positions.
In a world which is grossly overpacked with lifestyle podcasts rehashing the same obvious material over and over, it’s truly rare to hear content that is valuable, fascinating, raw, vulnerable, thought provoking and powerful.
THIS is such content.
It’s a “must-listen”.
BRAVO!
We knew it was coming but it’s still a bitter-sweet time for Swinger Diaries.
In about 48 hours, we will sit to record our final episode.
After 6 years, we’ve reached our LAST CALL.
If you have a message for us and our listeners, here’s your last chance. Send it in!
Hanging out in Key Largo for a few days:).
So interesting to have conversations with vanilla couples. We’re realizing how much we take for granted that LS couples have honed social skills and awesome loving marriages.
Sadly, that’s not always the norm in the vanilla world.
Here we go again!
Celebrating our 30th Wedding Anniversary with our first trip to New England!
Checking 5 more states off our “Sex in All 50 States” bucket list.
Love to meet listeners in VT, NH, CT, RI or ME. Might even visit Choice SC on Saturday. DM us if you’re going too.
Swinging is a huge part of our lives but it’s only one of our many hobbies and passions.
Today Paige had a huge accomplishment.... 500 rides on her Peloton!
A year and a half of grueling workouts. If you’re a rider you know how big this achievement is.
So proud!
We are heading here on Sunday! I need to wake up the sexy slut because she has been hibernating with all the vanilla stuff we have had going on!! Time for some fun in the sun naked style!
It's the first of the month again. You know what that means...
It's the LAST episode of the Swinger Diaries Podcast.
Listen as we say our final goodbyes.
We've had a blast producing this show. Thank you all for listening.
-Penn and Paige on
#Podbean
The house is full with all the kids home, it’s loud and messy and wonderful all at the same time! I’m deep in mommy mode and not feeling super sexy. My hubby brought me these today and I’m feeling so loved from him right now❤️❤️❤️
My conversation with a “single” male:
Me: Are you married?
Him: Yes I am and she doesn’t know. Just being honest.
Me: Sorry best of luck I don’t think play with married men
Him: Well that’s disappointing to hear.
What is disappointing is you are cheating on your wife!
31 Years Ago today our love and adventure began. I am truly am the luckiest woman to have found my soulmate so early in life! Happy Anniversary to my love!!❤️❤️
27 years ago today, when I walked down the isle of the cathedral to marry my high school sweetheart as a 21 year old virgin, we never imagined today we’d be celebrating our anniversary with sexy friends
@thexclub
Looking forward to at least 27 more amazing years together!
First St Louis then Kansas City! Two states we can now check off on our sex in fifty states bucket list! Had such a great weekend! Love meeting new friends and connecting with old friends, ate some real KC barbecue and went to KC Book Club last night! ❤️ adventures with my love
Happy Birthday to my main man that makes my world so amazing! If someone would have told 15 year old me what my life would be today I would have never believed them! I love you so much! Bring on
@desireresorts
!!!
Trying to recover after a week
@Desireresorts
! My feet say no more heels! My thighs say no more dancing! Weird bruises on my arms and legs. However my heart is full from love of new friends old friends and most importantly the connection with the love of my life!❤️❤️
Love having newbies in the LS as friends because their excitement and energy transfers to you giving you new excitement and energy to even the smallest LS experiences :).
Touring the west from the air is the only way to go! Chicago skyline, 3 National parks, and even free range buffaloes!
What a weekend!
Checked three more states of our “Sex in all 50 states” bucket list goal!
Thank you:
South Dakota... ✅
Wyoming... ✅
Nebraska... ✅
We haven’t gone on a dinner date with a brand new couple in a long time. We haven’t been to the clubs around us in over 6 months! Tonight we are doing both! It’s a 2 for 1 special!!!!
We were sitting in the hot tub at Desire talking about swimsuit bottoms and thongs and panties and the need to let the pussy air out and a girl said “no one wants swamp kitty” and now I have a new favorite saying!