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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

Just to be clear, if I post the following gif as a comment, I am in awe of your stupidity and ability to broadcast it.

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1 year

@AndreaR9Md I went to a crisis pregnancy center because they advertised themselves as an abortion provider. They locked me in a room. Locked! And showed me a movie of an abortion. Made promises they never intended to keep so I would have the baby. Affordable housing and child care.

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1 year

I finally did it. It was a flipping struggle. But I’ve lost 75 pounds!! The last five were the hardest. So many more to go!!

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9 months

He’s never ever going away. Until he dies. We all know that, right?

Shut up man!!

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9 months

When he loses again in November, will we have 4 more years of hearing about rigged and stollen elections, or will he go away?

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Susie Kline

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10 months

Oh Anthony, you ignorant dolt

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1 year

I finally did it!! I lost 80 pounds!!!

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Susie Kline

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3 years

@KPMoore8 True story. At an old house we had to have cable cut off to get new cable. Meant the cable guy had to physically cut the cord at the box. You hear a guy in his gazebo behind us yell “wtf?!” as his went out and ours stayed on.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

Happy New Year!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

Guffaws in colonoscopy

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 years

Never a way to say thank you enoughto @Amy_Siskind for pulling this all together. This is hard reading. Week after week after week... Thank you, Amy!!!

Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈

@Amy_Siskind

7 years

Week 64 is the longest list so far with 140 not normal items: “Critical stories about Russia’s slow creep into our country and Trump’s refusal to impose sanctions were the most alarming stories this week, yet received little attention.”

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Susie Kline

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4 years

@bessbell My youngest spent a summer with my in-laws when he was little and they taught him to put on his shoes with a shoe horn. He’s 22 and just bought himself one “because it sure is easier that way.” I knew this day was coming. 😳

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 years

Truly thankful for @Amy_Siskind who monitors the evils of our current regime. She carries a heavy burden every week for us. Mere thanks are not enough, actually!

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Susie Kline

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1 year

@AndreaR9Md They called at one point, offering thanksgiving food baskets. I asked about the housing. Explained I didn’t need food because I didn’t eat because I threw up 24 hours a day. She said, “I only have food baskets.” I drove by that place for years, cursing it.

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Susie Kline

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2 years

@JasonStrummer My first boyfriend. Wish he had known it! 😂 Shaun Cassidy. Here’s a recent picture.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

11 months

Please do this! All our kids came with their things in garbage bags! Actually one came with his things in an Aldi freezer bag! It was gut wrenching!!!

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Susie Kline

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4 years

@RandyRainbow I like how his name is all over the picture. Stock is such a hunky name. 😳

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@AndreaR9Md The video had to have been fake. I know that now. At the time I was horrified. It was like a liposuction procedure.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@mattxiv I’ve made several baby blankets in this color way. How many have I offended?!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

I snort laughed.

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7 months

No thanks! ☺️

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@jelani9 Yes!! And he did it while not reacting to trump. Driving trump nuts and getting points while doing it.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@Eugene_Scott Parents do know you can set up your cell account so you can turn off your kids’ phone when needed. With a push of a button. Voila! No phone!! I’ve used it. Heck, I just used it with my 21 yo a few months ago when he got mouthy. I pay the bill...

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 years

@CTL50 @nona I surrendered my son in 1990 in a less than voluntary way and it’s been horrible each and every day. And you’re right. No one ever wants to talk about it

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 months

@whoinvitedjon You need to respond with “pay us twice as much as you think you should.”😂

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@asb613 @famalonadindong @GalvinAlmanza @Delta It is that bad.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@itsevangeliaa @davenewworld_2 Me too. She’s psychotic. That’s not normal.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

I’m eating grape nuts and they are awful. God awful. Wonder if I can convince the cats it’s cat food? Just kidding!!! I love my cats!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

11 months

Jim won first place in the ugly Christmas sweater contest at work. He got a medal saying he’s #1 . He’s going to milk this for a very long time. He also won a Bose soundbar and brought home chocolates.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

Someone accused me of being a bad mom for being on Twitter instead of monitoring my sons’ reading. My youngest is 25. 😂 Also, she is on Twitter…

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

5 months

This is 58!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@hadenough21 @KateNocera @ambiej I saw a video of the cops helping a protester down the stairs. Helping. Her. Down. The. Stairs. Like she was their mother.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 months

How do you eat cottage cheese? I feel like I should eat more of it.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

Emma Stone Said That Anxiety Is “A Very Selfish Condition To Have” Because It Means “You’re Thinking About Yourself A Lot” My anxiety is usually worrying about things happening to my loved ones. I rarely worry about myself. Anyone else?

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

John Bolton has an ad on here bitching about President Biden. What a sad little man Bolton is.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

Do younger generations think us old people were guided through actual classes in life? No one taught us every skill we know. We learned because we interacted with people because we weren’t glued to devices. We learned because we tried, made mistakes, tried again. 🧵 1/

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@Wolfiesmom Abortion. Anti gay. They have their pet issues and can’t stray from them. No matter how harmful their party is.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@KierstenWarren Jerry Orbach is one of my favorite actors. And this is a magnificent tribute. I hope his son sees it. You have a gift with words.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 years

@acnewsitics @Washhanger What the hell is wrong with the @GOP ?!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

Well…it’s true

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

@clhubes I was just accused of being a bad mom for not monitoring my kids’ reading because I spend too much time on twitter. My youngest is 25. 😂😂

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 years

Here we go. Thank you @Amy_Siskind for doing the dirty work keeping track of our insane posse government. You've gotta be a saint. #fb

Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈

@Amy_Siskind

7 years

Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you so you'll... Week 37 (1/2):

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

9 months

Stopped reading a book at page 77. Life is too short. I’ll start another. I have no patience any longer for books that don’t please me. And I don’t have grand tastes. I do expect to be entertained, not bored.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

9 months

Can I touch it?

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝔸l 🌐 𝕏

@ShitzN_Giggles

9 months

What is Lauren Boebert thinking?

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

11 months

@thatwitchyjess7 We were at a restaurant recently with a service dog under a table. There were several kids. Not one ran up to it. They were curious. They bent down to look. One was still in diapers. I was so impressed with them all.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@danzu72 @LivefromSoArco Good. Let the kids speak out. Adults ruin enough things for kids. Maybe they can have an alternate party elsewhere.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

A few weeks ago I found film in a closet. Just picked up the prints. They’re awful. But they’re from 22 years ago when we first had Aaron come to us and when we went to court to adopt the twins. We were so young!!❤️

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 years

@The_UnSilent_ I hope they are paid a lot of money for this humiliation

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 years

@fras99 I think it’s flipping hilarious. And so accurate from my childhood. We could sprinkle in some old white women too. Give them hoses so they can look authentic.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

Oatmeal scotchies and two oatmeal chocolate chip in the upper right. They are so freaking good.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@Wolfiesmom I was thinking of you when I watched Wolfgang play. How proud and emotional that must be for you. Hugs.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 years

@TheShinyLion @LeChantdelOrage @popelizbet @IjeomaOluo @Pixelfish @rgay @tressiemcphd @Nicole_Cliffe Best. Thread. Ever b

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@SnowyPtarmigan @wayne3211 @dylanatxs I have so many questions…

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

I made a chicken with the #sentroknitting machine!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

Saw a “proud parent of an honor roll student” bumper sticker. Reminded me of the time we told the twins the first one to bring one of those home got $100. One of them responded: “do we have to remove the bumper?” Smart asses. 😂😂😂

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

3 years

@sparky347v @RonFilipkowski Bwahahahahahahahaha You win the internet today

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@TrevDon I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@KeepOffMyAss @AndreaR9Md This was in 1990. No cell phones. If it happened today I’d call 911.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@AnnieGabstonH @people4kam Perfectly stated.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

At breakfast the waiter asked if I wanted to order from the senior 65+ menu and I started crying when he left. I know I don’t look young, but I didn’t think I looked 65. I’m gutted.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@TinaStoll0208 @SOrt6184 @DoncasterLass @Shemari_12 @Angry_Staffer @RepSherrill @AOC @RepPressley I’ve been saying this!! Capitol police didn’t see people BUILDING GALLOWS!! And didn’t think “hmmm that can’t be good. We might want to at least look into this.”

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 years

I'm sure @Amy_Siskind is getting tired. Because things continue to get worse as time goes on... #fb

Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈

@Amy_Siskind

7 years

Week 39 has 101 #notnormal items. With N. Korea and #Charlottesville in one week, see what you missed in the chaos!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

3 years

#LawAndOrder is making me blissfully happy. And I haven’t even seen Sam Waterston yet.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

6 months

@StephenBaeFleek Boones Farm😂😂😂

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@lynette11377546 @JenniferJJacobs @AnthonyJoyner44 He’ll fire him late Friday. That’s his pattern, right?

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

Tornado warning. Sirens going off. Jim standing guard on the deck. Just like my dad used to do. He’d stand in the middle of the yard!😂 This is actually really stressful.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@FeministaJones I ran an agency that worked wpeople who were homeless. We never would have questioned their appreciation. What does that even mean? We believed in dignity. But clients came in talking about people like this woman. They knew when they were being judged. Better she stays home.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

@donnabmcclure @TheLastTexican

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 years

Damn @TheRock for making me cry. #rockthetroops #cryinghurts #sjogrenssyndrome #fb

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@Wonderful_Ed Parents are responsible for their children’s behavior when they are in public. Letting them run wild and disturb other people is unacceptable. Your kids are the center of your universe, not everyone’s.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

Someone I follow on Twitter died today and I am crying like a baby. I saw her tweets first thing every morning and they always caught my attention. Don’t think you’re not impacting someone’s a world. You are. Hugs to all!!!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@MeredthSalenger I just got chills. Serious question, did you cry at your first parent teacher conference? We adopted older twins (they came when they were 7). I cried tears of joy when we had our first teacher conference because I was so happy to be a mom. I’m crying now because I’m still happy.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@morgfair Holy cow. How scary and shocking. How sad for her to live like that. Yet she persevered. And conquered. She showed him.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

11 months

@mybadauditions I would have had arrangements made for the procedure to take place immediately if it was granted. Drive directly from the courthouse and get it done. They know how republicans play.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

3 years

@vinn_ayy Or wear pink

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@MsJoelyFisher The Super Spreaders

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@chicagosmayor Epic reply. Also, the only reason the trump administration has a hard on for Chicago ia because Obama lived here. Otherwise he’d never think about it.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@JRehling @NateSilver538 4 out of 5 dentists do...

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@Ryannn404 @simpancier @moltopopulare @Lembdadelta1 Best way to shut down an older guy: wow, your as old as my dad. At least that worked for me in the late 80s. 😂

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@MarkHarrisNYC @aoscott I automatically assumed it was an American

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 years

@teresadf @TeaPainUSA you know old people and poor kids don't need to eat! That's only for rich people!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@UROCKlive1 @thekjohnston Holy crap the price!! And the ugly!!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 years

Thanks to @Amy_Siskind for keeping us informed. #fb

Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈

@Amy_Siskind

7 years

Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you so you'll... Week 38 (1/2):

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

@lavelysmako @mattxiv Honestly I always thought this was the perfect yarn for a boy or a girl. Happy and bright.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

You’d think $70k would get you better hair.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

3 years

@doopergirl @joeyno50 @EdBlackEsq @Annoyed42364256 @FruitKace Every time I subbed I had a full lesson plan for the day. Detailed. Nothing left to the imagination.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@arleigh But they’re wrong, so that doesn’t mean they’re good people. They’re misinformed and unable/unwilling to become educated. They’re willing to wallow in their ignorance at the cost of the country. And those aren’t the only issues. Sorry to be harsh.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

Can we never hear from Mike Pence again? Ever?

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 months

@Balldon64307120 There is something seriously wrong with her

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

Jims getting new clothes for Father’s Day!!!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

For the first time ever I made everyone go to the basement for a tornado warning. Went on the porch, saw everything start to swirl, that was it. Jermaine got this picture from someone he works with—about a mile away. We had a family bonding moment. Then a Turkey strutted through.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

8 months

I made another chicken and a bunny with my #SentroKnittingMachine . Forgot the eyes on the bunny so I had to fake it!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

Date night!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

@LexicaAvery @AndreaR9Md Anything to have that baby birthed. Who cares what happens afterwards, right?

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

Made some ugly ass, delicious deviled eggs.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

7 months

What if I get raptured Monday? I’m soooo not ready.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

1 year

This is 57. And tired. 😂 Dessert at lunch where we ran into Jim’s second cousin who waited on us. She was adorable! Celebrating with the boys tomorrow night because the twins work tonight.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

My acrylics class is over. Here’s my painting.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

4 years

@janemarielynch He looks so happy and warm. My frozen little Chicagoland heart loves him!!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

Snow!

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

10 months

@realgirl_fieri Kids coming home from birthday parties with treat bags. The focus should be on the birthday child. And I don’t want a bag of crap in my house.

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Susie Kline

@SusieKline

2 years

I’d like to point out Chicago is also not on this list.