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programmer back in the shuttle days. Currently retired on the family ranch near Victoria Texas. Wanders about aimlessly. Likes the Global Brain theory.

Victoria, Texas, USA
Joined July 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@bakers13pies @BiancaFerrara2 @Katja64797474 @benmccord @SpaceThompson @sebkipman @jenners1989 you mean the moon? It's actually not elongated if so, just very very little.
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@Millysooul your vagina is severely foreshortened . could you publish a straight on view of it?
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@KevaH50086 it wouldn't take much
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@emimilaala do you know you're going to get Elon in big trouble you know some censors are gonna come along and see your bush and that'll be the end theyll just shut him down
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@SaniHaulat5251 you already have
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@drjasmine___ yes, you're my type exactly . I don't know what good that does, you're thousands of miles away and just an image on the screen
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@AlheriMercus1 no. I'm too good for you.
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@dthatmah @ImperIrredento poverty and lack of education forced me to get a job at the food bank sacking up beans
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@MilagrosPo99877 which part would you like kissed?
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@Stella__xm which part of you?
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@Carmen059212228 +40. I'll give you +40 all right
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@kellyru0110 hi. Nice bush
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@bluegoosenc01 just as soon as you get your hand out of the way
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@beckybucks2982 i'd take anyone on a date
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@SamariaSha2026 only for good luck
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@Maryamisha96595 mind boggling
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@Ladythundere I wouldn't lodge any official complaints against it
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@sexisgreatMum I don't know about that , I hear you can get diseases that way
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@DaliaOfArabia can you say "not in 1 million years"?
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@heatherpiperxo i'm not complaining
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@hasiyah02 yeah you'd be OK I'm 71 and looking for someone but if you're just 50 you'd be too young
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@Dr_JGreenn there was a young lady named Bright whose speed was far greater than light She set out one day in a relative way and returned home on the previous night.
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@XsultaanahX and them's some pretty doggone big Boobas
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@JozetteLuc12325 yeah, I like what I see, but the photographer got it a little bit shaded. You know for the other girls it's more out there in full sunlight where it's easier to see.
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@heatherpiperxo not too shabby.
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@Naomi_dreamz good morning pant pant
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@Maryamisha96595 yes, I do like mature women you look like you'll do fine where can we meet?
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@AmaryllisG87531 anyone could seduce me
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@ManuelaWor92652 no, I didn't notice at all I'm blind
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@Stella__xm why, of course since I'm 71 you'd be just perfect for me. Would you like to live on a ranch?
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@Maryamisha96595 hi, I'm over 45 and I just love mature women
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@drjasmine___ it looks great, but the only place we have to go is the Guadalupe River.
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@RMaryann65191 need you even ask?
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@JoshalynOz18443 I don't think it would take a tremendous amount of effort on your part.
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@SenaE2793 kiss what part?
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@AmandaMusk_ no, they fill out that blouse. Pretty darn well.
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@JoshalynOz18443 let's see youre 55 and I'm 71 that's not an unworkable combination Where can we meet? I live in Victoria Texas so we can meet down at the mall but you'd have to know who I am so I'll wear a green bowler hat
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@MaryannGoo16878 let them out for a brief trial examination
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@heatherpiperxo "Want to get our pissers together?" Is that a little too risqué for X?
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@MurrayCaro75784 yeah, maybe like a few hundred ?go out and sell them on the street
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here's the Guadalupe river it's near Victoria Texas. This is where that $25 million diamond ought to be tossed into.
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@AnistonJen19416 oh, now, come on Jennifer isn't going to pose with a naked butt it must be some kind of AI fakery
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@Naomi_dreamz it is sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic
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@Naomi_dreamz do you make house calls?
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@Emimilaalaa I don't know , I can't see them well ; get your arm out of the way, please.
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@DaliaOfArabia condoms or maybe conundrums I can't remember which
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@heatherpiperxo "Would you like to come home with me and see my etchings? "
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@VanessaRosariio It covers too much
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@SamariaSha2026 my preference is "present "
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@Naomi_dreamz OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@yasirah826084 there are 3000 women here sending me their Nudies and God itz going to take several years to look through all of them
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@Naomi_dreamz well, I don't know, I was kind of looking forward to doing the taxes
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@heatherpiperxo "are you lost little girl? Can I give you a ride home? My name's Ted Bundy"
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@DaliaOfArabia What makes someone a good friend is a beautiful figure like you have
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@Russelshon I'd tell my friend his mother and I have to run an errand over at my house.
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@Naomi_dreamz your choice
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@Naomi_dreamz I am hosting a kidde birthday party next Saturday. Can I hire you to entertain?
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@zulaihat_snd it looks like your baby didn't stretch it too much.
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@Sophia_xmm they're doing a pretty good job just as they are.
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@JoshalynOz18443 since I'm 71, you bet cha
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@Naomi_dreamz how about sushi ON you?
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@wilson_wadey there was once something about the man walks towards the street, because if a person throws out slop from an upper window, it's more likely to hit the man than the woman
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@MomRoky you're very pretty but you're wearing panties unlike all these other women where you can clearly see their vaginas could you please do something about that?
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here are some big pecan trees
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@JeniferAni58526 boy, that bee sting could really hurt
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@LakenyaQ25967 no, I don't think so. Seeing women without their panties is a dime a dozen around here.
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@Khairat578561 ma'am, it's been so long since I've had sex a chimpanzee with leprosy could seduce me.
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@andreaangxl not in the least
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@SAScarlet_ she needs to use a pH balanced shampoo.
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@BellaCruz26 your pulchritude
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@Herrymisiaki could she come alone too?
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@drjasmine___ A metasystem transition
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@FarrelJere74567 yeah, let them have a little exercise, take them down to the park walk them around a little
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@Stephine_x I once read that blind girls learn to masturbate with the ball of their foot so there is less chance of being detected
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@Esth_err0 you're pretty cute. Go ahead.
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@Herrymisiaki A bathrobe
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@MilagrosPo99877 to quote a line from Donovan's song Jennifer Juniper: yes, ever so.
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my dogs have made my backyard look like the craters of the moon national park.
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@333too3 I once pulled up a carrot that had tied itself into a knot:
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@AmandaMusk_ Read Godel, Escher, Bach?
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@Naomi_dreamz yeah Bob Hope sang about it: Thanks for the mammaries
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@drjasmine___ how about the old trailer house by the river?
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@AshleyEmberwood superwoman was tanning on the top of a skyscraper and superman flew over. He saw her, and it looked like she was having an erotic dream. He flew down and tried to have his way with her. She screamed "watch out watch out, don't hurt the invisible Man."
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@EllaRosari0 The chance of you being in my house is just about zero
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@QFelisia29668 I'd say you pass muster
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@Ejoma_snd it's a dirty job, but I'd sure give it a try
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@Lilianana__ well, I don't know, it would be awfully hard.
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First PETA blocked me , now the FBI; I've never said a word about either one . probably for the best though
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@Naomi_dreamz Will it be dirty dancing?
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@LakoyaTale77744 thanks for the preview
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@AaronJolle69658 wow, yours is one of the prettiest I have ever seen, but due to my lack of charisma, I've only seen six or seven in my entire life
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@Naomi_dreamz 10000000000000000
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