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Gemini, sports gambler, gym nut, bud smoker, construction grunt, 94 months incarcerated (never going back), 5+years Cali sober, stonks📈pronouns:who/cares 🚫BTC

Arizona, USA
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Got one or two tattoos
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Love the weekends when I can wake-n-bake, decided to dust off the vape and switch it up
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Never smoked a joint, am I doing it right?
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It’zza my Birthday, just turned 20 lol
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Apple Mintz in my favorite petrified wood bowl
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Was gifted a vape for my B-Day, so I guess I have no choice but to smoke at work now ☀️🔥🌳💨☀️
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High as fuck… at least I think so… #cannabiscommunity #stonerfam
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Just seemed like a Blueberry Headband blunt kinda day #StonerFam #CannabisCommunity
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Perfect Saturdaze! #HighAF #420Community
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This is the second take, the first I fucked up and didn’t actually record it. It was a lot hotter and windier the second time around #stonerfam #cannabiscommunity #summershere
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lil known fact, puffins are total stoners #weedlife #stonerfam
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“You wanna get HIGH? I’m gonna get a little HIGH” #StonerFam #BringaTowel
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Made a stop at the dispensary and picked up a half oz of platinum lemon cherry gelato, apple mintz, and some chem cake. All smell amazing and I’m going to thoroughly enjoy smoking them for the next few weeks.
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Bought a humidor for my pre-rolls, keeping them in bags so my bud doesn’t taste like cedar
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Aquatic Joint Therapy on a Saturdaze is my jam! #StonerFam #CannabisCommunity #HydroWeed
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Weedies…Breakfast of Champions
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Happy 4th Of July #StonerFam , stay safe and have a blast! #CannabisCommunity #BoutToForgetTonight
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Left is a half oz of Blueberry Headband and right is a half oz of jet fuel. Was definitely feelin the Diesel genetics today!
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Last one of the night #stonerfam
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Nothing like a clean bong, that bong-ba-bong-bong-bong #cannabiscommunity #stonerfam #bongsong
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@WeedPorns Good luck trying to get that past TSA lol
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Got off work early, just finished a J, today was a good day! #StonerFam #CannabisCommunity #JointTherapy
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If you know @hausofgoosfraba …then you know 🍄
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Joint venture
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Just another Tuesday
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@FFAFamily @Alphafox78 Not a chance, as someone who has dipped his toe in the steroid pool it would take her 10+ years to do that naturally and even then I don’t think she has the natural testosterone to do it
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Gettin Raw with some Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato
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@SmokedUpGoddess I swear I have the cleanest lighter on the block, goes through the washer at least once a week
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@Zkittles_420 It’s my favorite part of the night 💚🔥🌳💨
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“I don’t always smoke bud, but when I do, I smoke Chem Cake”
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@cosmicstoner13 It’s spider mites, the white is the lil webs they leave behind. If you bought that at a dispensary I would definitely take it back, under a microscope you will be able the see the mites. Definitely don’t smoke!
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@gardengirl125 Happy to hear that everything went well! Heal quickly and pop one for me lol
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@IllyNOTLilly Those trampolines are well made
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@weedlings73 Bud Lightyear
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@chief420247 Hilarious, I love when jokes like that come to fruition. Plus you just learned what Bob and Agnes are about because I doubt they thought it was burgers, drinks and salsa music
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@WallStreetSilv The clerk 100% is responsible for putting that there, hopefully the location of the store gets published
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@IllyNOTLilly Kid or not, he’s getting a whoopin in front of the whole airport.
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I propose that we plant these seeds and I know what your thinkin' "Illegal! Illegal!" but the value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin' it!
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reply your favorite quote from any of my movies. repost if you're cool.
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@IllyNOTLilly “What do you mean I have to go outside” lol, wouldn’t make it 12 hours!
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@WinterEracer When a woman is angry at me I like to put my finger to her lips and do a long, drawn out shhhhhhh…. Goes from passion in the eyes to I’m going to stab you in your sleep real fuckin quick lol
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Just taking a shit, taco Tuesday be damned!
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@travisa850 My inert ability to enjoy life without it
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“It means no worries”
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What a glamorous life I live!
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@coffee_movies41 I think I would stumble stoned out the door one night and break my neck
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@ZOrtiz99 I got a new respect for horses, they know more than we give them credit for
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@trippykay710 Dudes missing his neck, how in the literal fuck does he pull women? Let alone attractive women smh
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Nice shot of Downtown Phoenix, almost looks habitable if you didn’t know you would incinerate when you step outside #HotAsaCrackPipe
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@_StonersRUs_ OMG I need one of these to conserve my bud. I just keep all my weed in there and I have to win before I can get high
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@Ribera420 lol, that’s the last thing I want to immortalize on my skin. Still trying to forget…smh
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Had a sale on distillate at the disp., got 5g for $80 and if my state limit was higher I would have gotten more 🙁
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Getting far too hot to take her in the afternoons, early morning walks from now on
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I’m getting too old for this 💩
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@ClownWorld_ Bad dancing or not, my spine would literally snap in half if I tried to move like that
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@_StonersRUs_ Half Baked
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@bamagirl_4_eva I’d be 48, so I aged 10 years…great!
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@stonerjesus420 Thought I was rich lol
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@Sherylynn_R2 Up until this moment right now I didn’t realize I needed a snake skin jacket, the search is on!
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@Rebecca84610720 Unfortunately it doesn’t look promising, but on a positive note if you have a body to bury now would be the time
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@RastaKittytwo Had eye surgery 3 times in my early teens and I know how bad it sucks “eye” balls. The good thing is that the eyes heal pretty quickly relative to say a cut on your skin, you should be better in no time at all. Just keep your smoke up and get well soon!
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@Wazoo_Glass Appreciate the opportunity, it’s an amazing piece… @RastaKittytwo get in on this
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Special shoutout to @hausofgoosfraba for the fungi and @theferalmilf420 for the connect. Hard to believe this was ordered just a few days ago and it’s already here, I fully intend to dabble with the envious penises tomorrow🤪 Mush love!
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@Vampiresangelnv What’s the greatest thing about 28 year olds? There’s 20 of them
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@IllyNOTLilly Only quacks don’t talk about ducks🤪
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@RandomBunnyTalk @RandomIgnorance Didn’t even notice, good eye!
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@coffee_movies41 It may not be safe to eat now but as long as you cook it to where it has an internal temperature of 165 you should be fine. It’s a joke, I do not condone the eating of pets 😂
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@ClownWorld_ As someone who has been pepper sprayed on several occasions I can tell you it’s pretty debilitating but not flop on the floor like you took a real bullet in the face debilitating. Hope it was worth it for her!
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@Stephjd420 “It’s gonna come back annually…like my sex drive” lol 🤌☠️
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@janefkndoe Seems like a keeper, peep the crooked nips lol
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@_StonersRUs_ Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
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@MileHigh420303 Hmmmm….thats gonna get used less than a tampon dispenser at an old folks home
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@WeedPorns @SantinaBellina A week from now I’m going to be making posts about how lizards hate me because they won’t smoke with me. Cool video!
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@markbowmanis1 @Mp1Mi Looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤤
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@420prettygirls It’s the only “drug” where you can admit to habitual use and not be looked down upon like an addict. Try it (don’t) with alcohol or fentanyl, doesn’t work!
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@Novasugarr23 I’d say 95% of the time it’s about control, if they were bored or horny there’s 3 lifetimes worth of free materials on the internet they could utilize. It’s something you don’t do and they want to see if they can get you to do it, it’s also degrading to you which seems like power
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@RandomBunnyTalk Ok, well thank you for the info. I wasn’t certain they would never let me in but you have restored my hope. Much love!
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@IllyNOTLilly lol, I thought there was going to be this large explosion. The squeak at the end really tied the clip together
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@GalaxyTerpenes @cosmicstoner13 I had it as Strawberry OG but it’s the same strain, it’s like a straight indica that by the end of the night had me melting into the couch. Glad you reminded me of it, I keep a list of strains to look out for and it made the list. It was fire fr!
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@theferalmilf420 @KafeelAde First one! I feel like my life is going to be a waste unless I shroom in that tunnel, it’s pretty cool!
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@ClownWorld_ Her pants look like a full trash bag right before it breaks
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@Rebecca84610720 Truly happy for ya Beck, you more than deserve the joy you’re feeling
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@420prettygirls 15 to 38 so 23 years. Wouldn’t change a thing, smoke weed erryday
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@cosmicstoner13 Been known to spark the jazz cabbage🔥🌳💨
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@chief420247 Start making cruelty to animals a felony, if they can throw people in prison for harmless/non-dangerous drug offenses why not for mistreatment of living creatures. I’m livid!
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@fasc1nate Dudes got a pair on him, if I did that the back of my pants would be full
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@JennEph21 Nope, not as long as the humidity is between 65-75%. Arizona is a very dry climate and it doesn’t take long for bud to turn to dust
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Braving the heat for some much needed smoke, stay lifted fam! #CannabisCommunity #StonerFam
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@AdrianneCurry I’m just amazed you have a real photograph, I’ve only read about them in history books
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@NoContextWeedd With my tolerance there’s no way it would do anything, pass
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@MileHigh420303 That’s how I feel 99% of the time but this was the first time hitting the new bong and I wanted it documented. If it was any other time I wouldn’t care but the first time, I wanted that video bad. Ain’t shit I can do about it now, but I’m seriously bummed out lol
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