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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

My guess is that Donald Trump didn’t personally write any tweet containing the word ‘pertaining’.

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Steve Bennett

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3 years

Two Melbourne International Comedy Festival shows listed together seem to be having an existential debate…

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Steve Bennett

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4 years

@edmorrish Wonder how much the BBC spends on frivolous Freedom of Information requests from newspapers wanting to make a point...?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

To all Fringe PRs. Let’s just assume you’ve asked me to see your shows and I’ve said I’ll do my best but can’t promise anything. That will save us all a lot of time over the next 4 weeks.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

1 year

@HugeDavies Oh yeah, backing out now Davies? Too scared of 'Stone Cold' Steve Bennett? Seriously, though, don't worry about it. We've lost too many good people to roundhouse kicks from angry comedians #endtheviolence 1/2

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Steve Bennett

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1 year

@HugeDavies ...and I'll never forget the kind, wise words of the late, great Nicholas Parsons: 'Give me two stars, you cunt, and I'll nail your bollocks to the Scott Memorial.' Much missed. 2/2

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

People wearing t-shirts saying 'reviewer' are to critics what people wearing t-shirts saying 'boob inspector' are to mammogram operators

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

What a vibrant and diverse comedy scene we have in the UK… let's see how Comedy Central reflects that! http://t.co/toNxZ0Dyxf

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

4 years

Don't think much of Channel 4's Taskmaster reboot

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

Honestly, I don't know why there's such fuss about Twitter expanding its character limit. I've always found 140 characters more than suffic

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

I've just read a review of an improv show that just kept saying how much better it would have been, had it been scripted….

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

#WhoWillSpeakForEngland

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

@primlystable Forbes says Marriott CEO Arne M. Sorenson made $9.15million last year. Don't know how much of that was tips.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

Is it just me that thanks Frances McDormand looks like an older Russell Howard via that gender-swap app?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

4 years

@GeoffNorcott Well there was a fair bit in his Vote For Jim show… (3’44” is a Blair joke, followed by 'protect our borders’ material; some more Blair stuff a bit in; then 7mins 55 he says 'Labour Party’ and spits)

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Trump is clear he'll happily screw every other nation to put America first. So why are Brexiteers so happy Britain is first in line?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

BBC hates Quentin Letts so much they only gave him seven Radio 4 series to express his point of view...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

Is it me, or is #blackfriday getting too commercial these days?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Office internet down so working in Wetherspoons. Beer is 6p a pint more expensive than Pepsi. Decisions, decisions...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

5 years

Comedians: ‘The Fringe is nothing but a commercial trade fair these days. No one comes for the fun and the experimentation any more.’ Also comedians: ‘Where are all my reviews?!'

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

Someone's brainstorming, found in a venue at Brighton Fringe.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

Not saying I’ve been at the Fringe for too long, but I just saw a tweet about slaughtering animals for Eid and read it as ‘Ed’ and wondered what show it was...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

3 years

@TheCarlaGordon You are quite good at comedy* (*probably, idk)

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Theresa May bragged about Britain being world's 5th-largest economy. After her speech, it dropped to 6th.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

Just heard my first #lookup tube announcement.. fine work from @CorryShaw changing the world.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Just got a letter(!) asking me to see an EdFringe show on 4 successive dates - but NOT to review it. Well, since it's a very quiet month...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

Dear @virginmedia - please can you tell me how to terminate my (very expensive) contract with you if you’re dropping @uktv without any notice.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

About to see my first #edfringe show in Edinburgh. Genuinely.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

@george__woods @aiannucci Turnout by age: in 2010 poll 18-24 year olds 51.8% rising steadily to 65+ 74.7%. If young people voted = Lab win

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Steve Bennett

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6 years

What an age we live in! The speed at which you can unsubscribe from email lists these days is truly dizzying...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

It's like modern art. C4 paid £75million for this...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

How irony works No 741: Madonna posts Thatcher quote about being #unapologetic . Twitter dislikes post. Madonna deletes post.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

I only use the latest cutting-edge analytics and intelligent spreadsheet design to plan my Edinburgh reviewing schedule...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

And I thought *I* was behind on my writing up my Fringe reviews...

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7 years

Live Review – Bruce Forsyth, Royal Albert Hall

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

@realDonaldTrump You know what reduced regulations lead to? Tower block infernos

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

3 years

So I managed to review 65 live #edfringe shows this year… lower than normal but amazing considering what the festival was looking like a couple of months ago. Kudos to all the performers and venues who made the Fringe happen. Live comedy’s back!

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

@Herring1967 someone likes yoghurt….

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

Bulk answer to 50 emails today: Yes I know yr Fringe show exists. I'd like to see it but statistically probably won't, but will do my best.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

How odd!

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

Security is tight for the BBC new comedy award in Cardiff tonight http://t.co/vHmsicm4yc

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

Why do theatres insist of having their press nights start 30 mins earlier than normal... especially now reviewers file online anyway? In entirely unrelated news, I’ve just missed a play.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Just had an email: 'Can you provide to me a full list of comedy gigs happing this autumn'. FFS...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

4 years

Remember in February when the newspapers got upset by the BBC increasing the licence fee by £1.50 a year? The Times just put its digital subsciption up by £104 a year.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

12 years

@bbccomedy Jim Davidson. Dead.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

11 years

90% of correspondence I'm receiving: Please see my show! 10%: Why the fuck did you come and see my show?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

1 year

Boris Johnson quits to spend more time with his families

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

Just seen a barber's shop advertising a haircut and a pint for a tenner #welcometoglasgow

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 years

Just had an email from a company asking: 'What are you doing for Data Privacy Day?'… but I never gave them my email address

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

11 years

Airline has suggested I don't print a boarding card to 'protect environment' before my 3,000-mile flight. One page of A4 at a time, people…

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

This season the writers have definitely jumped the shark into preposterous nonsense. I think I may have to stop watching The News

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

Currently drinking white wine in the sun while listening to Tim Minchin's White Wine In The Sun. Perfect....

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

4 years

Who called it 'gender-neutral Mr Potato Head' and not 'unisex jacket'?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

11 years

Number fun! Percentage of Edinburgh Fringe debuts described as 'eagerly anticipated': 97

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

Shouldn’t this have a 13?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

Does anybody NOT hear this in the voice of George from Blackadder Goes Forth?

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7 years

Hip hip hooray for The Queen and MANY CONGRATS to Her Majesty – happy birthday Ma’am!

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

5 years

@aliterative '...' is an intriguing title. Plus you'll be first in the programme.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

So I've just written a review of a Lenny Henry show while sat in a Premier Inn. Seems apt

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

2 years

@Iromg @UKLabour Better one man on his knee than the whole country on its knees

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Longley wanted to 'have a word' about his review... This is how it ended up #fearme

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

11 years

@rufushound @tracy__e Her case was covered in a real newspaper: http://t.co/LQpCtpJtZK

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@SteveChortle

2 years

@watsoncomedian But the sun is disappointing: one star

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@SteveChortle

9 years

Shameful dehumanising front page @thesun : What evidence these desperate folk are 'illegals' not genuine refugees?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

2 years

I wonder who the Facebook algorithm thinks I am? In the Venn diagram overlap of Muslim hikers and Chubby Brown fans...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Amazing pianist at St Pancras - makes the day better ...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

What fresh hell is this?! The automated checkouts at Poundland now speak like Elvis. Piss off with your corporate-approved, pre-recorded ‘wackiness’… and take the Virgin Trains toilet announcement with you!

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

Alexa, what is Brexit?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

3 years

We are as far from the start of Monty Python as Monty Python was from the first big ‘talkie’, The Jazz Singer. Wonder if the avant-garde young John Cleese of 1969 would have considered Al Jolson’s thoughts on entertaiment as relevant..?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Just this minute received this email from @Virgin_TrainsEC , punctual as ever

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

11 years

Oh Australia, what have you done!

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

4 years

This just popped up on my Facebook Marketplace

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

2 years

Narrator: 'And aren't we all, ultimately, in a queue for a coffin...'

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

This is a very serious story but can't help laughing at her name sounding like a dog asking for a beer... http://t.co/ijYEJ3Slx1

British journalist: I'm being followed in London by teams of stalkers

Clare Rewcastle Brown, editor of a Malaysian news website, complains to the police about harassment by men she says are employed by Malay political party

www.theguardian.com

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

Just almost stole the cab meant for Mike And The Mechanics #topshowbizanecdote #getmeongrahamnortonnow

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

So this will definely mean a massive inheritance tax windfall for the treasury, right? BBC News - Duke of Westminster dies aged 64

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

8 years

I saw two separate #edfringe shows yesterday that referenced Maslow's 1943 psychological theory of the hierarchy of needs. New trend?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

11 years

Brilliant: Patton Oswalt nails the debates on joke thieves, heckling and rape gags: http://t.co/6hHOHqyewo

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

6 years

@RufusHound God, this sort of crappy jokey populism is how Boris and even Trump got started and we all know how well that worked out

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

10 months

Not much of a hot take but ticket agents are thieving bastards, aren't they? £55 for a full evening's entertainment from group of talented artists. Vs £13.70 - 25 per cent – for doing what? Taking a credit card payment?

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

Couldn't find the soap in this hotel until I realised they'd called it a 'moisture infusion facial bar' ffs

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

5 years

Lovely! Brighton's Flat Earth Society to host event at The Globe pub

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

No wonder Queen's sceptical about EU. Europe was SO much better when power was decided by cousins in her family marrying each other

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

9 years

Well this looks like the sort of Ivy League college anyone would be proud to graduate from...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

2 years

This Christmas, remember the Little Lord Jesus is the OG nepo baby

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

4 years

Florian Schneider actually died a few days ago, but medics mistook the sound of him flatlining for a new Kraftwerk track...

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

5 years

Nigel Farage, August 28, 2019: for Brexiteers, prorogation is 'a positive move'. Nigel Farage today: 'Prorogation is the worst political decision ever.'

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

5 years

So getting Big Ben's bell to bong to mark Brexit is going to be an empty, symbolic show of jingoism that's both more expensive and more complicated that those who want it to happen are prepared to believe. How apt.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

7 years

Nice to see Saudi Arabia has reopened cinemas for the first time in 35 years... though their attempts at widescreen are still primitive

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

1 year

It's obviously a mistake that the BBC weather app started giving autumnal temperatures just before the biggest LGBT celebration in London. Everyone knows Pride comes *before* a fall.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

5 years

What a shock! Politician who lies and repeatedly cheats on his wife wants an end to 'sin taxes'.

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Steve Bennett

@SteveChortle

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