Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney Twitter profile

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5 years

We should try holding our politicians to the same standard we've set for producers of Game of Thrones.

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Someday, God willing, I will attend my children’s weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets.

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4 years

Today the President of the United States called my husband a “wacko last placer” and it didn’t even come up at dinner.

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2 years

Next time you want a celebrity to “stay in their lane” ask a veteran how they feel about Jon Stewart.

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4 years

I hope Stephen Miller’s doctor and nurses are all immigrants.

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2 years

There’s never been a more confusing time for women to buy jeans.

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4 years

40% of parenting small children is just saying “wow” and “cool” when you don’t mean it.

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5 years

Young women moving in with their partners: pick the side of the bed farthest from the door. Years from now in the middle of the night your future kids will go to the side closest to the door. And you will lie there motionless and thank me.

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One day I will tell my daughter about the time I argued with people on Facebook over AR-15s and she will ask “What is Facebook?” and “What are AR-15s?” and that will be a really good day.

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5 years

If you are staying home to save lives you ARE being productive.

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4 years

If I’m too political for you, you’re too complacent for me.

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7 years

My dad voted for Trump. My dad moved to Puerto Rico. My dad waited 3 hours to spend $60 on a gallon of gas to charge his phone to email me.

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7 years

Hey @SenJohnMcCain -Thanks for fighting for kids like me. @SenatorCollins & Senator @lisamurkowski you're up! ❤️ Billy

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7 years

It would be irresponsible knowing what we know and experiencing what we experienced to "stay in our lane." Move over. We're merging.

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2 years

Sorry I didn’t respond to your email. I read it at a stoplight taking my kids to school and remembered it 4 months later.

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4 years

Our kids can’t go to school because of Covid and they can’t play outside because of the air quality but let’s keep going round and round on whether or not science is real.

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4 years

The year is 2036. I'm in an eerily quiet house. Both kids are grown and have moved out. I'd do anything to be quarantined with my 5 and 2 year old and the sounds of their tiny feet running all over the house. (This is how I started my day. Hope it helps another tired mom.)

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4 years

We’ve spent the last five months playing teacher, doctor, cook, soccer coach, classmate, and Peppa fucking Pig to our quarantined kids. You think we won’t figure out how to play mail carrier to vote you out???

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6 years

Oh man, Sean. If you are offended by that 20 year old comedy bit, WAIT until you hear what our President said to Billy Bush!

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3 years

Made pancakes. 6 year old takes a bite, pauses, looks up. “You tried really hard and that’s what’s most important.”

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5 years

Quarantine without kids = staycation Quarantine with kids = hostage situation

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7 years

I am thankful to love and be loved by these two brave guys. Both criers.

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4 years

My dad (Marine) and brother (Navy) both voted for Trump and in 59 days will serve this country again by voting him out.

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5 years

Pro Lifers must be UP. IN. ARMS.

The Hill

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5 years

Lawyers say four migrant toddlers, one "completely unresponsive," hospitalized

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4 years

My brother (a doctor) got the vaccine and it’s reminding me of that Christmas when he got a Nintendo and I got Chickenpox.

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5 years

Before you switch to almond milk, know it takes a gallon of water to produce one almond and the almond industry has wiped out billions of honeybees in a matter of months to keep up with demand. Sleep well jokers!

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6 years

One year ago I pushed this little fighter into the world. He’s taught me true strength and joy. We promise to keep fighting for kids like you, sweet Billy. Thank you God for this light.

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3 years

clothing tag: hand wash only me: (tossing clothing in washing machine) Go with God.

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6 years

I wonder who is laughing at me harder when I pack my bag for a vacation: my workout clothes or my book.

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4 years

What am I binge watching? A fucking toddler. You?

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6 years

Every time I want to read a book, Netflix releases a new show.

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6 years

Let’s keep this real for the moms. The Duchess is wearing a diaper.

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4 years

I miss going to dinner parties and asking the host what I can do to help and praying they didn’t hear me.

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3 years

The key to getting your kids to bed on time is to start the nighttime routine roughly four days prior.

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4 years

If you need tonight’s debate to decide who is more fit to be President I can only assume this is the first time you’re turning on your tv in four years.

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6 years

And to those who demanded my husband be kinder to the First Lady & then called me a “c*nt”, “ugly bitch”, with “defective genes”, & asked if my baby “is in a box yet”-your hatred & hypocrisy say everything about you & nothing about me. I truly hope you find sanity and love.

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5 years

My dad is a lifelong Republican who voted for Trump and told me over turkey he regrets putting that “dangerous, incompetent, Anti-American, lying sociopath” in office. I gave my dad all the pie.

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7 years

We had a baby. Here is the story told so eloquently by my sweet husband. Thank you for all the love, support and prayers. xo

Jimmy Kimmel

@jimmykimmel

7 years

My wife and I welcome a new baby and it is quite a story...

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6 years

Here are the U.S. Senators up for re-election this November who consistently vote against sensible gun legislation every damn time. They choose money over your safety. Vote. Them. Out. #GunReformNow

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6 years

When did Fox News make Jimmy Kimmel a target? I'll tell you: When he advocated for healthcare for all children. That's when it began. Then he really ruffled their feathers asking for sensible gun laws & condemning a pehophile. Sean Hannity is right. Jimmy Kimmel is an ass clown.

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7 years

My baby has a hole in his heart. My dad lives in Puerto Rico. If you think a nasty tweet will shake me, you are mistaken. Beat it, trolls.

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7 years

If your children are healthy, be thankful. And do something to help those whose children are not.

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6 years

You’ve wildly overestimated how much I want to watch you work out on Instagram.

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4 years

Thoughts and prayers to all the late night and SNL writers.

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5 years

Michelle Williams gave the speech of the night while creating a human under her dress because there is no better multi-tasker than a mother. We should probably elect one. #GoldenGlobes

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6 years

Sure Twitter can be a garbage heap of toxic a-holes but there’s no better place to watch the guy who plays Captain America troll the guy who plays President of The United States of America.

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7 years

Someone is angling to be Billy's godfather.

Barack Obama

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7 years

Well said, Jimmy. That's exactly why we fought so hard for the ACA, and why we need to protect it for kids like Billy. And congratulations!

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7 years

Proud to be part of the 700,000 marching in LA today.

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5 years

Only one sibling is responsible for remembering how old your parents are.

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7 years

I can't keep up with all the things to hate about our President.

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6 years

Proud of you @jimmykimmel . Love trumps hate.

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6 years

re. @seanhannity

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3 years

The same 6 year old who refused to eat the dinner I made last night just locked eyes with me while eating a booger.

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4 years

I can't wait to have a President I don't have to mute when my kids walk in the room.

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4 years

Wanna feel old? Hilaria Baldwin was Spanish 6 days ago.

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4 years

Amanda Gorman had the undivided attention of 4 U.S. Presidents and that makes my heart swell.

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6 years

Palate cleanser for that image of the MAGA douche harassing the Native American: my daughter running towards the Women’s March in a Super Girl cape and Wonder Woman boots.

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4 years

He hasn’t met with the Coronavirus Task Force since April but he DID take the time to pose with beans.

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7 years

This new healthcare bill doesn't protect kids like Billy with pre-existing conditions. Call (202) 224-3121 to stop #GrahamCassidyBill

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8 years

Today I wanted to show my daughter the first female president. Instead, I will teach her to be an activist.

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5 years

Heard @jimmykimmel on @sternshow this morning. #hitmeup

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6 years

Thank you not only for loving ours but for relentlessly protecting everyone else’s. I adore you @jimmykimmel . Happy Father’s Day.

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7 years

That cute guy who ignored me when I was 17 is fighting with me on Facebook over automatic weapons and I sure am glad I didn't get what I wanted in high school.

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4 years

Mike Pence already has food poisoning for the VP debate. #BidenHarris2020

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4 years

Thank you @jimmykimmel for loving ours and tirelessly fighting for everyone else’s. We’re so lucky. ❤️ #HappyFathersDay

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5 years

Happy 2nd Birthday Billy. Thanks to all the nurses and doctors at @ChildrensLA who saved his life. Sending love and prayers to all the families in the hospital today and always. ❤️

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8 years

What my brother doesn't understand is that I will retaliate by sending his kids a real bear.

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6 years

My mother taught me how to hold my car keys if I needed to stab an attacker. My father bought me pepper spray when I went off to college. My brother needed no lessons on how to defend his body from my gender.

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6 years

Kids crying at the border after being stripped from their parents are real. Kids crying outside their school after being gunned down are real. The only thing staged and fake is your alleged “Christianity”.

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7 years

My baby is recovering from open heart surgery but I just woke up in a full blown panic that I forgot to move my toddler’s elf on the shelf.

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4 years

I am truly stunned by America’s lack of critical thinking.

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3 years

If anyone beyond row 3 did that they’d be escorted out immediately.

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6 years

Scott Pruitt should not be allowed to use sunscreen.

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6 years

Thanksgiving is four days away and I already got in a heated political fight with my mom that ended in “I love you. Please get out of my house.”

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4 years

To all the Trumpers who wished death upon me and my children on Mother’s Day, you can take the “Christian” out of your bio now.

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5 years

ABC needs to make the next Bachelor a grocery store clerk. With a mansion full of nurses.

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5 years

Oh God. I’m gonna watch Love Is Blind, aren’t I?

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7 years

So sorry I didn't get you a Christmas present. I gave all my money to Children's Hospital, Everytown, NRDC, Planned Parenthood, The Red Cross, and making sure Roy Moore lost. Happy Birthday, Jesus!

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I sure hope my mom is enjoying her solitude because when this is over I’m dumping two small children on her porch, ringing the doorbell, and sprinting like mother fucking Flo Jo.

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The worst thing to hear while taking a group photo is "Now let's do a crazy one."

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4 years

I am crying beautiful liberal tears right now.

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6 years

Happy Birthday @jimmykimmel I love you and everything you stand for ❤️

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@mollymcnearney

6 years

Dear @GOP , if you're torn on what to do about the frightened children we ripped from their mothers at the border, consult this guy. The rest of you: Call (202) 224-3121 and tell your Senators to pass the Keep Families Together Act.

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7 years

Wrong. This bill allows insurance companies to price people like my son out of coverage for having a pre-existing condition. SAD!

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I would not sign Graham-Cassidy if it did not include coverage of pre-existing conditions. It does! A great Bill. Repeal & Replace.

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My mother in law just said “Stanley Tucci’s shirts are always the perfect length” and that’s the most mother in law thing you’ll hear this year.

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I have never worried that a police officer would murder me or my son. That should not be a privilege that comes only with the skin I was born in. EVERY mother deserves this reality.

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5 years

Elizabeth Warren got her ears pierced 55 years ago and has been too busy proving herself and fighting for others to give a shit about replacing her starter earrings.

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4 years

I refuse fo click on those circles up there.

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4 years

Just stopping by to find out what we’re mad about today.

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3 years

While we’re banging the drum on women’s rights, can we get rid of these?

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4 years

Today is the day you tragically discover who in your life says “Happy New Years”

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5 years

Cheers to the tired and the tethered. To the women who take care of everyone else before themselves and never leave the house without a solution in their purse. You sacrifice the most and earn the least. I see you. I admire you. And I wish you a very Happy Mother’s Day.

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5 years

I’m in Target without my kids and I might as well be in Bora Bora.

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6 years

Are we really gonna have to refight for the rights given to women 45 years ago because our petulant and corrupt celebrity appresident needs a judge who won’t punish him for his crimes?

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5 years

I’ve made breakfast, watercolors, and Play Doh with our 5 and 2 year old. It’s 7:57 am. Now what?

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@mollymcnearney

6 years

Okay America take a seat and get out your pencils. Today we're going to (once again) explain the difference between insults and blatant systemic racism against the perpetually oppressed. (sigh) I hope no one shoots us while we're learning.

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We are the lucky ones. You shouldn't have to be "lucky" to be cared for in this country. We're fighting for others. You should too.

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