The Rodney Dangerfield of macro/micro writers. Ancient bog hag, age 40+. 18+ only! No RP. BLM. No cops, ICE, fash. PFP
@brellytime
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@ASihagen
. She or it.
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If you are a cis person asking a trans person to explain trans things please keep in mind that trans/queer people are asked to do this, like.
Constantly.
We're very tired.
@spotted_menace
"I'm a nice guy. I just don't care about people, and I'm on a calculated and cynical campaign to teach others to also not care about people, like nice guys do. You're welcome by the way."
anyway if you have important images saved here then do what I did earlier this week and download your archives, it's in settings and I now have every image I've ever uploaded here
BREAKING: Elon Musk has directed Twitter’s teams to find over $1 billion in annual infrastructure cost savings by cutting cloud services and extra server space, per Reuters.
if anybody ever tells you that going by different pronouns/transitioning will cause you to lose followers, think about how much easier your life would be if your trash took itself out
being on fetish twitter has taught me that fetish people can be amazingly generous and kind, and that there ARE many of us who will stand up for what's right, and also that a bunch of you wanna be rawdogged by lugia from pokemon
Two years ago today, we were invited to one of the best weddings Elwood City has ever seen. Let’s wish Mr. Ratburn and Patrick a happy two year anniversary! 🎂 ❤️
#LoveWins
I hate being in the locker room with all the 13-foot-tall shark girls who make fun of me for being short and call me "goddess" sarcastically as they make me worship their thighs and abs and then steal my size for themselves and wait sorry I blacked out what were wehd djdjsks sssj
And here it is. This is what happens when Natalie finds out someone--like let's say
@LilySugarfrost
--is really susceptible to magic. She gets extra. Really extra.
Artist's DA page:
You all laugh at microaggression theory but that's what it is--the small ways you're reminded that, for example, if you're not white, cis, able-bodied, etc. in America, you're Different. The ways you're expected to be an expert not just about yourself but Others like you.
Rosalina the Giant:
Rosalina wasn't always meant to tower over Mario. She was originally shorter, but Mario Kart's producer asked the Galaxy devs to make her bigger -- so she could become Mario Kart Wii's only female heavyweight.
More Galaxy history:
MACRO MARCH SLOW GROWTH DRIVE!
1 like = 0.00001 cm
1 retweet = 0.0001 cm
1 reply = 0.001 cm
1 new follower = 0.01 cm
1 Ko-fi donation = an entire centimeter holy shit
* No pictures
* No vivid descriptions
* No work on my part
Let's get larger eventually!
Here's the thing. A lot of times, you're going to hit on something that confuses you. Odds are good that we're confused too. I don't know why being called "dad" doesn't feel bad for me but things like being called "sir" or "good sir" or whatever makes me wanna hide in my car.
Tracking down successful confident women with talent and intellect, shrinking them down to bugs, and beginning the slow, fun process of reducing them to brainless little pets, barely able to use language anymore, no thoughts except how much they love ME.
Good phrase to practice: "Thank you for talking to me about this." We are confused, and tired, and many of us lack support structures for this aspect of who we are even if everything else in life is going well. Many don't even have the latter, BECAUSE of who we are.
Natalie! Natalie! The moth is down there! NATALIE! Oh god the music's too loud, SHE CAN'T HEAR US.
Featuring an extremely small
@Fluffenyan
and an extremely tall Natalie and drawn by an extremely talented
@ASihagen
omg ❤
"lmao did you just get stepped on by a mouse?"
"MS. STELLA YOU'RE LIKE FIFTEEN MILES TALL AND AN ACTUAL GOD"
"stepped on by a mouse. wooow. how embarrassing for you."
"COCKtober? Well, they're certainly drawing them of more ostentatious, physics-defying dimensions these days, aren't they? All manner of private parts that would make the proud equine return to his stable in shame. None have seen a more ominous cock since St. Peter in Jerusalem."
Listen, Natalie is normally very blushy and shy. But she's also extremely powerful and extremely thirsty. So. She acts up sometimes. I don't hear
@LucyDYalvol
complaining. Very audible "awawawawawa" noises though.
@SpokleArt
drew this and it's fantastic!
Let's make Natalie bigger for fun and profit (to an artist I'll commission).
Natalie is six feet tall.
1 like = 1 foot bigger
1 retweet = 5 feet bigger
1 reply suggesting how she'll react to growing (giddy, nervous, mean, or arrogant) = 3 feet bigger + a vote for that reaction
That's what microaggressions are. Those people forming a line for this woman's service animal like it's a circus act? None of them are mean, or cruel, or want to make this woman's life worse. They're not mustache-twirling supervillains or Republican congresspeople.
stop using the word "degenerates" to talk about your healthy adult kinks by the way this shit sucks
while I'm getting angry about everything let's lay that one out as well
To bring it back around: that's why I don't appreciate being tone-policed, or when requests for a small change in language are treated like an attack, or being Performatively Apologized To like Judy Hopps bawling in Zootopia.
It's a constant, stinging reminder that I'm an Other.
"Now you claim, Miss Von Schweetz, that if the camera lens is indeed trod upon, per your request, then payment will be renduhed forthwith via Venmo. Which brings us to the mattuh of your... rather elusive benefactuh, Mr. Ralph. Tell me, are you TRULY beart firends?"
Oh geez, a full bottle of that potion was, uh. Only supposed to make Beh Kah twice her height. But if a sip is doing THAT then, uh. Rrrrrrun?
Thanks so much to
@ErimaTG
for drawing this, it's amazing!
gamefreak, sobbing: the two professors are hot people in their forties, please get weird with them if you've gotta do this
people in this ass-shit community, inevitably: so I noticed the 10-year-old trainer is wearing a SKIRT~
And some people are just.
So fucking angry.
At the very EXISTENCE of a Monkey.
"Why can't you just NOT have a Monkey? Normal people don't have a Monkey. Why do you even need a Monkey? Can't you just ignore the Monkey and be normal, like a normal person with no Monkey?"
Stella's Birthday Shrink Drive, Functional Edition!
STARTING HEIGHT: 17 ft. 10 in./5.44 m
"Now I can do other things!"
❤️ = -0.24%
🔁 = -2.4%
↩️ = -1.2%
👥 = -4.8%
☕ = Modifier permanently increases by 10% (currently 1,100%)
5☕ = Included in a story + above!
Link in replies!
But it wears you down. I could TELL it was wearing her down. Being in this place, all the time, dealing with this daily, knowing that if it was the wrong day and she asked to be left alone she'd get yelled at by some entitled tourist who "just wanted her kid to see the monkey."
If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate. Do you know how painful that would be, KK Slider? You can't imagine. And I, for one, can't wait to watch.
Stella's Birthday Shrink Drive, SMALL Edition!
CURRENT HEIGHT: 82.04 mm/3.23 in.
"Just call me candy corn thighs. This is as small as I get, right?"
❤️ = -0.338%
🔁= -3.38%
↩️ = -1.69%
👥 = -6.76%
☕ = Modifier permanently increases by 10% (currently 1,690%)
Link in replies!
thinking about the time I made a joke post like "I'm so big I can eat two-bite brownies in one bite" and a stranger jumped in with "I can eat the store, tilde"
As a size switch, I'm doing the most chaotic growth drive of all time!
1 like = 1% change in size
1 RT = 3% change in size
1 Ko-Fi = affect applies 1 more time at the end
If total # of all three is odd, it's GROWTH.
If total # is even, it's SHRINKING.
Disability issues are often invisible to able-bodied people because they're so pervasive and often very small things--like a too-large step, the coloration of a sign, etc. People with disabilities are often expected to explain how this affects their life, constantly.
Stella's Birthday Shrink Drive, Part 1!
STARTING HEIGHT: 1 mile/1609.34 m
Ms. Stella towers over your puny civilization... but not for long!
❤️ = -1 foot
🔁 = -10 feet
↩️ = -5 feet
☕ = Modifier permanently increases by 10%
5☕ = Included in a story + above!
Link in replies!
You wanna do right by people?
Respect them when they tell you what their Monkey is like.
Listen to us when we tell you how frustrating this is.
And sometimes?
Talk to us about something else besides the Monkey.
(I think that's all thank you for coming to my nat chat)
Here's the trouble: in the (very short) time in which we were talking to her?
A line formed.
A line of people wanting to see a monkey.
That was her service animal.
I apologized for it and she sorta sighed and said "well this happens a lot around here."
peta is dumb as shit but I hate how dunking on peta puts you adjacent to the absolute dogshittiest people who still think "people eating tasty animals" is the height of comedy
But people also like to ask us about the Monkey.
We're expected to be Monkey experts.
If someone else's Monkey acts differently than ours, people get frustrated us for having a different Monkey, or even when our Monkey behaves in a way we don't expect.
Listen, Natalie is normally very blushy and shy. But she's also extremely powerful and extremely thirsty. So. She acts up sometimes. I don't hear
@LucyDYalvol
complaining. Very audible "awawawawawa" noises though.
@SpokleArt
drew this and it's fantastic!
1. Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?
Got
@Adobe
Firefly to help fill out the background for me with the power of AI
Here's what the backgrounds of the most famous paintings in the world look like with AI:
y'ever think about how many people's fetishes are probably just like "i saw this cartoon at a formative point of my life and now i'm horny for giant people forever"
gal with a shrink ray she clearly got secondhand, sparking and held together by duct tape and prayers. every safety measure and failsafe clearly broken or about to break. the limited power cell is clearly drained, but it's fine, she's figured out how to plug it into the grid.
they're saying this will only be for people who buy the blue check, but if they ever one time ask me for my fucking government ID, you will never see my ass here again
just to be clear, if you support Trump you aren't allowed to get horny for anything I write or any art I've commissioned of my characters, and if you vote for Trump then every nut you've ever spilled in this manner will fly back into your dick like a vengeful cum-ghost
And here it is. This is what happens when Natalie finds out someone--like let's say
@LilySugarfrost
--is really susceptible to magic. She gets extra. Really extra.
Artist's DA page: