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Steel Dalek

@SteelDalek1

4 years

Danny Dyer surprisingly eloquent

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Bought a BBQ from Tesco today. Only a quid.

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Steel Dalek

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10 months

A message to fox hunters everywhere

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

GERMINATE

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Steel Dalek

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1 year

Afternoon all

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Steel Dalek

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1 year

Andrea Leadsom, with a face like a smacked arse on tv at the moment, saying Labour left the country in a mess with record debt and blaming the current problems on Labour. Tories have nearly tripled national debt and have been in power for 13 years. Pathetic.

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

Some good news today anyway. My 94 year old grandad has beaten Covid 19 and is coming out of hospital. God keeps trying to kill him but he's having none of it. Tough old bugger fought on the Atlantic convoys when he joined up at 16 after lying about his age. So glad hes better.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

JUST POPPED INTO A PUB IN SHEFFIELD. THE BARMAN SAID "HEY AREN'T YOU THAT STEEL DALEK FROM TWITTER? YOUR STUFF ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST. WE LAUGHED... THEN I EXTERMINATED HIM FOLLOWED BY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PUB.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

At last a Halloween message I can get behind

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Angela Rayners not wrong is she?

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Steel Dalek

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2 years

30p Lee is caught out perfectly by Private Eye. Although I prefer #sixbobtwojobknob

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

You can tell there is a crisis. Johnson has vanished again #WhereIsBoris

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Why does seeing this field of cabbages make me want to reach for a flamethrower?

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Steel Dalek

@SteelDalek1

4 years

My daughter who is in my bubble but doesn't live with me has tested positive for covid. She gave track and trace my details yet I have had no contact from them. I'm self isolating anyway but WTAF! Thats 37 billion well spent then....

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Isabel Oakeshitt on GMB this morning denying that there is a labour issue to a turkey farmer that is literally having labour issues. Peak denialism

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

This is Madness

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Steel Dalek

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He isn't on holiday though and you would be a fool and a traitor to suggest otherwise. #JohnsonOut

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

@GlennThompsonBP So how is it spiteful. Those gates are for EU citizens. When we leave the UK becomes a third country. Remainers said this would happen and we were told it was project fear. Now its project here. Leavers lied

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

Hearing rumours that Johnson has been playing away again. Anyone heard owt?

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Steel Dalek

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9 months

I see that #BorisJohnson is trending. I'll just leave this here.

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Steel Dalek

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1 year

Morning all

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3 years

We need to be more like this

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Steel Dalek

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7 months

@fesshole If someone needs to tell you how to wipe your own arse then there's something badly wrong. Have you considered standing for Reform

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all. I try not to think about this too much but it's always on my mind.

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Steel Dalek

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1 year

So let me get this straight. The Crooked House pub is bought by developers and shortly afterwards is gutted by fire. Anyone else smell a rat?

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Good morning

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3 years

Morning everyone

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

@MattHancock You're either lying or they are being sarcastic. Our Test and Trace system is a national disgrace. You've given billions to your mates for something that doesn't work and is run on Excel!

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3 years

Good morning everyone

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Steel Dalek

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2 years

So, in other words, there was absolutely no point in the investigation as Sunak will just ignore the report. Tories are corrupt right to the bone

dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠

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2 years

So looks like Raab will get off this week - Sunak is never going to find him guilty and remove him from Cabinet with 2 weeks to go to local elections #ToriesOut282 #SunakOut173 #GeneralElectionNow

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

OK firstly no disrespect intended but does the death of Prince Phillip really need to be on all the terrestrial channels (5 doesn't count) all night on a Friday night FFS? BBC have even less excuse! Put it on 1 or 2 but not fecking both. Not everyone gives a monkeys

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all. No sleep again. Woke up with this pain in my legs.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Had to call an engineer as the electrical box was buzzing.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Good morning

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all.

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

@BBCNews Brexshitters drove them away

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3 years

Morning all #BrexitShambles

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Steel Dalek

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7 years

@Curtisthechoi @1971mitzie @realDonaldTrump I live in the UK. Because guns are illegal country wide it's not so easy to get them on the black market either. Our last school shooting was in Dunblane after which all handguns were made illegal. No more school shootings have been perpetrated since then.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Just met my Hawaian cousin

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

So no CO2 for meat production. Gas prices through the roof (much more expensive than EU countries). No lorry drivers. Lots of gaps on supermarket shelves with warnings of more to come. I didn't want to have to say this but if you voted Leave. We told you so. #BrexitChaos

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Steel Dalek

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2 years

@BorisJohnson The biggest blessing is that you're no longer PM and you're soon to get some of what's coming to you.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all. Trying to work our if this has been dumped or if someone just positioned it for better "access".

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Not sure who did this but.... hero

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

@KentishExpress Hilarious. Remainers told you this shit would happen. It was labelled as project fear. Now its project here. Enjoy

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@DavidGHFrost

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Steel Dalek

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1 year

Quick tip for anyone with FBPE in their bio or doing #followbackfriday . You're supposed to follow back!

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Mills and Boon have gone down hill

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

It's Friday. Good morning

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all. Kids playground has a new slide. Can't quite put my finger on why it looks odd

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

@Andrew_RFC_1872 Did you empty out a babies nappy and chuck a couple of hot dog sausages on there. That looks revolting

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Steel Dalek

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For the Brexitter in your life. Possibly a birthday or Xmas pressie

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Steel Dalek

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2 years

It's #followbackfriday I've had a shocker of a day and I'm sat outside a pub with a consolation pint. I do follow back though

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Steel Dalek

@SteelDalek1

3 years

Currently doing a 12 stretch In Twitter jail because gammons have reported me for being abusive for calling them gammon. Only my followers can now see this. See you on the flip side

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Steel Dalek

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump It's very difficult to perpetrate a mass shooting if owning a gun is illegal and guns are difficult to get hold of

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Steel Dalek

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2 years

He is risen. Alleluia

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Priti Patel and staffs expenses (over 500 quid)

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Steel Dalek

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@PetronellaWyatt @MailOnline

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Morning all. Happy Friday

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4 years

Where do I sign up?

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Steel Dalek

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2 years

Shame they're all full of sewage thanks to the Tories. The waters are almost as full of shit as you are @theresecoffey

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4 new designated bathing sites confirmed today, including Waldringfield on the River Deben in Suffolk Coastal - the first estuary site

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Steel Dalek

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@GreatAunty1 @andyparmo My grandad fought on the convoys. Hes 94 and in hospital with Covid 19. Was told when he went in they weren't going to resuscitate and to brace ourselves for the worst... He's now sat up drinking tea and eating after antibiotics. Hes a tough old bugger but thank fuck for the NHS.

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@danwootton

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Ermm

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Steel Dalek

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Lots of butthurt frothing Tories and RW media shills crying that Raab has gone on my timeline this morning. Lots of them attacking civil servants and effectively advocating bullying. It tells you everything you need to know about the mess this country is in.

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Steel Dalek

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3 years

Johnson achieved the impossiblr by managing a U turn on a train line #TorySleaze #ToryLies #ToryCorruption

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Steel Dalek

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7 years

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

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@darrengrimes_ @trussliz @BeefyBotham

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Steel Dalek

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @Andywebster @android_336 The people fleeing aren't French Lee. You know perfectly well that people have the right to claim asylum in any country that they choose. You're a despicable liar. #Leeanderthal

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Steel Dalek

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Morning all.

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Steel Dalek

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So Miriam Cates MP for Stocksbridge saying that it's right for the government to refuse to bail out Liberty steel despite it being a significant employer in her constituency and it's closure would lead to many job losses. Guess which party she represent?

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Steel Dalek

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In case you're wondering where you can find the 'magic money tree' It's in the 'tax evasion forest'

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@LallyLangford This is really not looking good for the BBC

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@ABridgen Triggered gammon alert

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@Fez100 @terrychristian Yeah many brexshitters only seem to care about other people being unhappy. It's really not healthy

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Steel Dalek

@SteelDalek1

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@BoringJacko @BorisJohnson I'd like to see the back of Johnson certainly

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@BorisJohnson

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Steel Dalek

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Rik Mayall trending. I don't know why and I don't care either. All i will say is that he is very badly missed and even though he has gone continues to make me laugh my bollocks off. RIP Rik

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Steel Dalek

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Morning Awkward

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Still snowing I see. Morning all

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Steel Dalek

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Morning all. I've found the perfect product for our inept, corrupt PM. #JohnsonOut

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Steel Dalek

@SteelDalek1

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@Nigel_Farage Well, you wouldn't want your corrupt mate to go down would you? No more speaking at his far right rallies and you get kicked off another gravy train. Leaves you just one step further to being the complete irrelevance that shouts at boats and gets arrested for bumming his own dog.

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Steel Dalek

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On the plus side I have found a tree that looks like Nigel Farage

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Steel Dalek

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@Nigel_Farage They're asylum seekers not illegal immigrants. At least get the facts right you toad faced wankpuffin

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Trees up

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Steel Dalek

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@Peter_Shilton @BorisJohnson He"s not going to shag you Peter... well he might. He's ducked, dived and hidden from every problem, issue and scrutiny during his tenure as PM. He's nothing but bone idle and as for nearly dying of Covid it's more likely he was in rehab.

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Steel Dalek

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@SkyNews In her very brief stint as pm she: Didn't turn up for quite a lot of it. Blew a multi billion pound hole in the economy(anyone else's pensions scheme screwed). Was outlasted by a lettuce... Why is anyone giving this woman any airtime at all?

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Steel Dalek

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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

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Steel Dalek

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Good morning all

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Steel Dalek

@SteelDalek1

1 year

People ask me why I'm not proud to be British. The 24% of people who clicked no on this poll are why. How far we have fallen.

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Should the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) rescue migrants in the English Channel? #Poll

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Steel Dalek

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1 year

Evening all. Shit day again today. Enjoy

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Steel Dalek

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4 years

I'm seeing that I seem to be blocked by a few FBPE accounts. I don't know if I've said something to upset people or if it's a result of my extremely childish sense of humour. Suppose I can't please everyone.

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Steel Dalek

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Morning

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Steel Dalek

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That's the last time anyone asks me to send nudes

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