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Lie before you die.

Mystery City, TX
Joined March 2024
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
2 months
When a man cheats a man it's a scam, embezzlement, extortion and breach of trust. When a woman cheats a man on the pretext of marriage it's a financial dispute.
@SaibBilaval
Saib Bilaval
2 months
A female Men's Rights Activist dug out a woman's case in a financial dispute, as a gotcha reply to the same woman's tweet about mainstream films like Animal promoting r-pe culture. What do the 2 things have to do w each other, unless the MRA lady wants to equate r-pe w feminism?
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Prof. Q
2 months
Wo 8 digit salary wala pati dhundne wali ladki, Mai 800 rupaye dihadi karney wala chhota sa majdoor.
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Prof. Q
6 months
When you realise that Modi Ji is not coming again & you have to manage your 15 lakh through other schemes.
@IndiaToday
IndiaToday
6 months
Ahmedabad Woman Receives Non-Veg Food Instead of Veg, Demands Rs. 50 Lakhs as Compensation #NewsMo #Ahmedabad #Viral #Veg #NonVeg #Food
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3 months
Naa Urdu Khubsurat Hai Naa Dakkani Khubsurat Hai, Tumhari Jubaan Se Jo Nikle Wo Jabaan Khubsurat Hai.
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Prof. Q
2 months
People must realise that your Twitter mutuals are not your friends and shouldn't be sharing their personal stuff with them, they may not know what it means to you.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
4 months
मैं अपने गांव की हर शाम तेरे नाम लिखता हूं।
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Prof. Q
2 months
How's my new gadget..???
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
4 months
Finally got to touch the T20 trophy. The trophy is now home guys.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
3 months
I can't believe this day has come, Cleared CA Finals with All India Rank 43. #icaiexams #caresult #caresults
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
2 months
@darab_farooqui In a lot of billion a$$oles, I found one.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
6 months
When you forget to claim your ration under PM Gareeb Kalyan Yojana.
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Prof. Q
6 months
The comments under this tweet show the kind of sick society we live in.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
5 months
My final prediction for the loksabha election 2024 after exit polls. NDA : 220-260 🌸 INDIA: 285-295 ✋ BSP: 7 🐘 Congratulations INDIA. 👍🏻 Bookmark it 👍🏻
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@Staribiopr
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3 months
BJP with 240 seats. Congress with 99 seats.
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@Staribiopr
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6 months
She literally recreated this meme.
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Prof. Q
1 month
अगर स्कूल नहीं भेज सकते हो तो कम से कम इसको भरतनाट्यम क्लासेज ही भेज दो।
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Prof. Q
2 months
He seems to be a good and principled man. This person should be made Chief Justice of India.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
5 months
पंजाब की बेटी को सलाम।
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
6 months
Voted for development. #LokSabhaElections2024
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Prof. Q
2 months
Happy teacher's day.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
5 months
Rahul Gandhi jitne votes se jeeta hai utne hi joote marne chahiye is jahil ko.
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Prof. Q
2 months
Her dad called Anwar to fix electrical bugs but Anwar chose to fix her first.
@FakeerHun
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2 months
Many people asked me what kind of jokes Sahana's father used to crack. So, here's the one of many Her dad : What is Sahana craving for right now ? Me : Electricity ? Her dad : No, Publicity. ( to be honest I actually laughed on this one )
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6 months
अजीब आदमी है धर्म के आधार पर आरक्षण नहीं देना चाहता है पर धर्म के आधार पर वोट जरूर मांगना चाहता है।
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Prof. Q
6 months
The biggest privilege in India right now is not getting admission in Galgotiya. #galgotia
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Prof. Q
4 months
iPhone had been my dream phone, something I always wanted to have but never managed to earn enough to buy one. Thank You @skipp_err for making a small dream come true. Thank You this valuable present.
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Prof. Q
5 months
Hritik to CISF jawan.
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Prof. Q
6 months
"Sapna joined Telegram" Abbeyyy to mai kya karun..???
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Prof. Q
7 months
बुरा ना मानो दोगली है..!
@Shehla_Rashid
Shehla Rashid
7 months
Got roasted for my graphic design skills today, but hey बुरा ना मानो होली हैं 🤭 #HappyHoli
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2 months
Am I the only one who never had a viral tweet ?
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Prof. Q
4 months
ऐसा लग रहा है मानो मोदी-3.0 शुरु ही मोदी-2.0 की पोल खोलने के लिए हुआ है।
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Prof. Q
6 months
इतिहास गवाह है हिंदुस्तान की जनता ने कभी इतनी खूबसूरत महिला का दिल नहीं तोड़ा फिर चाहे कोई दढ़ियल बुड्ढा राजा बना रहे या हिटलर का चाचा।
@Officialneha
Neha Sharma
6 months
❤️
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Prof. Q
6 months
My mutuals running away from my tweets.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
28 days
8-10 बच्चे पैदा करके अच्छी परवरिश देती थी तो तू ऐसा कैसे रह गया..??
@RCBwala__17
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पुरानी औरते 8 10 बच्चे पैदा करके उनकी अच्छी परवरिश के साथ ही पूरे घर की जिम्मेदारी लेती थी और यहा आजकल की लड़किया इतनी आलसी होगयी है उन्हें बस शौहर की दो रोटियां डालकर सोशल मीडिया पर बकैती करनी होती है 💔
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Prof. Q
5 months
Scored 96.8% in my board exams. I want to thank my parents, my teacher, my friends and my relatives(not relatives bdw). Wish me all the best for my future. Thank you🙏♥️ #CBSEResults
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Prof. Q
2 months
BHAKT.
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Prof. Q
2 months
Let's play question and answer.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
6 months
Random blue tick handles stealing tweets from small accounts.
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
4 months
Me : Hello Bhai, Kya haal chaal hai ?? He : Network nahin hai, kal baat karta hun. Me : Ek raat mein kounsa tower khada kar lega tu.
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Prof. Q
4 months
Maybe it grows every time he lies.
@DiscourseDancer
রাজ শেখর
4 months
My man’s jaw is growing faster than his lies
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3 months
The problem with these people is that they celebrate the "tip of the iceberg" ignoring the whole underlying problem, here the system's inefficiency, corruption, classism is deep rooted which goes beyond the iceberg itself.
@Mrunal_Patel
Dr. Mrunal Patel (Ph.D.)
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UPSC files FIR against IAS Pooja Khedkar for her fraud certificates & asks her why we should not cancel ur candidature. Full Press Note UPSC:
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Prof. Q
6 months
Green in my gallery.
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@amreen______
🍁🍂عَـᷠـــͥــⷢـــͣـــͫـــͣــــامَرِيْنْ
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Green in my gallery
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Prof. Q
5 months
मोदी जी आप बोलना शुरू कीजिए जिले और उनकी कैपिटल के नाम, मैं लिख भी लेता हूं साथ साथ कहीं UPSC में ना आ जाए।
@RoshanKrRaii
Roshan Rai
6 months
🔥 HILARIOUS! Narendra Modi says I dare Naveen Patnaik to tell me the names of the district of Odisha and the names of the 'Capitals of those districts' 😂 This is why education is important.
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Prof. Q
3 months
If you are unemployed, you are the safest person in India right now.
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Prof. Q
5 months
Then AIMIM should support the alliance which will appoint Asad Owaisi Sahab as PM.
@classic_mojito
Classic Mojito
5 months
Imagine a scenario where both INDIA and NDA get 270-270 seats each. Both need 2 more seats for the majority. These remaining 2 seats are with AIMIM. Whom AIMIM will support?
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5 months
I just now got back from Russia and voted for the biological PM, it's sad to hear that our Foreign Minister wasn't able vote.
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Prof. Q
4 months
World's best orator Modi Ji. 💪
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@Staribiopr
Prof. Q
6 months
Bol Terey Sath Kya Sulook Kiya Jaye, Jaam Diya Jaye Ya Zaher Diya Jaye.
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Prof. Q
6 months
Galgotiyans have proved that the level of university education has fallen to an extent that WhatsApp University seems more authentic.
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Prof. Q
3 months
A girl posted about periods and some guys were like they started getting it after reading her tweet.
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Prof. Q
4 months
Ye wahi hai kya jo Elvish ke samne 5 minutes nahin tik pata..??
@RealMaxtern
Maxtern
4 months
Sonakshi Sinha ki shaadi 5 saal se jyada chale toh mera naam badal dena!
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4 months
Smriti Irani should contest against Priyanka Gandhi in bypolls from Waynad and regain her ministry.
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Prof. Q
6 months
No context meme.
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Prof. Q
6 months
Chai bina chain kahan reyy.
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5 months
Me throwing likes at my mutuals' tweet.
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5 months
I am convinced that the BJP is going to win Uranus.
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Prof. Q
3 months
If I die cut my middle finger and give it to the IOC before burying, it weighs 100 gms.
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Prof. Q
7 months
Ye jail gaya hai ya gym gaya hai..??
@ndtv
NDTV
7 months
Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal unwell in jail, has lost 4.5 kg in weight, say sources
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4 months
😶😶
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6 months
There should be a provision in JNU to take back degrees of such students and award them their new WhatsApp University degrees.
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7 months
रिलैक्स गाइज़, पति किसी और का था..!
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Prof. Q
6 months
Abbeyy tu pehley mera account wapas karde.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
6 months
Bring back Vine?
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6 months
मोदीजी की आंखे भर आई और तेरी जेब।
@SushantBSinha
Sushant Sinha
6 months
बीच इंटरव्यू जब प्रधानमंत्री @narendramodi जी की आंखें भर आईं.. देखिए PM Modi का सबसे इमोशनल और बेहद स्पष्ट जवाबों वाला इंटरव्यू आज रात पाठशाला में। TimesNowNavbharat aur Times Now पर #PMModiOnTimes
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4 months
Party workers don't bring crowd and attention. In the era of SM, celebs in political parties have become a necessity. Bringing them to the party is fine, but giving tickets would be unjust for the worker who has toiled his entire life, doesn't seem fair.
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Prof. Q
2 months
This @randomsena who was a serial abuser today become torch bearer of women's right and justice. In reality these are the same lot of people women should actually be concerned about, most importantly they roam within us a part of our own society and cultural upholder.
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2 months
Toh phir mila ke nahin 25 LPA kamane wala ladka..???
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2 months
जब लाठी ओवरचार्ज्ड हो तो वो डीएम एसडीएम कुछ नहीं देखती।
@News18Bihar
News18 Bihar
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SDM पर भी लाठीचार्ज !
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4 months
This is the shittiest explanation I ever heard and the most uncomfortable thing is the aspirants especially who are appearing for first/second time are made to pay for this bullshittery. Instead of using the opportunity to explain how UPSC is going to consider such extreme..
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Ankit
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Bro accepted at the end
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Prof. Q
3 months
Original Certificate Police V/S Fake Certificate Police.
@sanket
Sanket Upadhyay
3 months
Strange things happen in this country. Today in Ranchi, Police lathicharge Police.
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4 months
Twitter has hidden likes, now let's see how many non mutuals secretly liked my tweets.
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6 months
The smile on his face was proof that this link is 100% fake.
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6 months
Alhumdulilah nikafied Kab tak aisey tweets karke reach khate rahogey..??
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4 months
Strange times to live in, people having problems with reservations but not paper leaks. Nobody is complaining that their seats were being stolen by someone who paid more.
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6 months
Aaj koi speech nahin di kya.??
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3 months
While the INDIA bloc seems to be rising from ashes, the BJP is getting ass-kicked in #Badrinath . #Bypoll
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Prof. Q
6 months
अगर यही बात मैंने कही होती तो मेरे पिताजी मेरा एडमिशन रद्द कराने के बाद मेरे हाथ में फावड़ा और तसला पकड़ा देते, मोहल्ले पड़ोस के लोगो को बुलाकर गाली दिलवाते वो अलग।
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Prof. Q
2 months
Merey Ghar mein aaj bhi yahi hai.
@aditiraaaj
Aditi
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90's house were incomplete without this floor.
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5 months
Voted for the development and prosperous future of India.
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2 months
Anwar Bhai agar ye block kare to iske Ghar ki bijli kaat dena.
@FakeerHun
Rofl Democrazy
2 months
Sahana, let me tell you that your dad's jokes are so poor and loathful that forget about laughing, I even feel ashamed to make an eye contact as I have to work for such an idiot person.
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6 months
अगर नेहा शर्मा अपने पिताजी के लिए रैली करते हुए उन्हें भागलपुर से जिता दे तो मैं इसे दुनिया की सबसे हसीन क्रांति कहूंगा।
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how close are we? 10%- mutuals 10%- interacted on tl 10%- dmed 10%- seen my face 10%- heard my voice 10%- know my other social media accs 10%- know my real name 10%- mutuals on priv 10%- i told u ily 10%- been in a gc together 10%- you don't matter anymore. Reply honestly.
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30 days
Downloaded Instagram thread app, created an account. Deleted it. All within 1 minute, such a bad interface.
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Prof. Q
1 month
Maaf karna mai to dawat deney aya tha -- muhabbat ki.
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Prof. Q
3 months
UPSC's solution to the ongoing fake certificate problem. UPSC didn't release the qualified candidates name list this year.
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Prof. Q
2 months
Anyone who claims to be preparing for UPSC or teaching UPSC aspirants propagate a mindset of hate, irrationality and bigotry. I am not surprised why they produce the worst feedstock for government services.
@UPSCyclopedia
UPSCyclopedia
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@autopsy_surgeon You would be so stupid if you think Pak cares about Indians. The people who literally abduct women of minorities then R and marry them forcefully. Suddenly, they have so much care. These guys just want to defame India on the world stage and want to hamper India's tourism.
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6 months
जो आज कर गयी घायल वो हवा कौन सी है जो दर्दे दिल करे सही वो दवा कौन सी है, तुमने इस दिल को गिरफ़्तार आज कर तो लिया अब ज़रा ये तो बता दो दफ़ा कौन सी है..! - विष्णु सक्सेना
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6 months
Sarey Shehar Mein Ek Haseen Hai, Aur Wo Tu Hai Koi Aur Nahin Hai.
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Is it showing four marriages ??
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6 months
Chai nahin hoti to mera kya hota.
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3 months
The number of stories unfurling about using fake caste certificates, physically handicapped certificates and others will reduce UPSC to a lower division clerk level selection process.
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5 months
Ek Pardesi Mera Dil Le Gaya, Jatey Jatey Meetha Meetha Ghum De Gaya.
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This man has good knowledge of digital technology, he should be made our Minister of Electronics and Information Technology.
@AshwiniVaishnaw
Ashwini Vaishnaw
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Strong cybersecurity commitment. 98.5/100 score for India in Global Cybersecurity Index 2024.
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6 months
Urban Maxwell 😂😂
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3 months
Arshad did something that was undoable, what a record #JavelinThrow .
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4 months
I first time created a team on Dream11 which had 2 crore rupees prize money, my current rank is now equal to the prize money.
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6 months
When I follow my mutuals on an alt account but they don't follow back.
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4 months
Please follow the most suspended account @ZhackRyder here.
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2 months
I don't find any wrong in saying "all men are rappers".
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3 months
So Delhiites are enjoying the first acid rain today..??
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5 months
Deleted scene from my life.
@Memesociiety_
Pallavi 𝕏
5 months
Everyone deserves a hug like this whenever they are feeling low :(
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Prof. Q
2 months
Anyone bringing Kangana's interviews on my TL will be instantly blocked.
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