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Jersey girl. Millennial. Hoya. Formerly prosecution then civil defense (esp S. 1983 cases). Now a foster parent. Ask me about O boards. My hip hurts.

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2011
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Stacie loves Team USA
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Attention city drivers: look at your dashboard. Do you see a blue icon? Your highbeams are on. Turn them off.
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@lucieminajbar @Chreoh @Emmmyalluu @speachace @PopBase You for real? Being hearing impaired for life because of something your parents did to you as a baby is a huge fucking deal.
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@rn_wing @TMZ @TeeBern Nah, TMZ doesn't get this kind of thing wrong
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@hknightsf Am I reading this correctly that they chose to let a seat remain empty rather than let a white man join the group?
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@nikicaga Also note the complete lack of trees in the neighborhoods flanking the park.
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@NekiasNBA He's enunciating like he's sober but his volume indicates otherwise.
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@zaynahbear @DCdude202 This is like the maximum amount of makeup I usually wear and believe me, there's a big difference between this look and just sunscreen. Lots of men think it's either full drag queen makeup or totally bare faced.
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@bingusVEVO @bengalijeeves @Browtweaten There must be a non sexual interpretation of that sentence but I can't figure it out
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@RyanMarino I'm no paramedic, but I'm pretty sure that's an injury incompatible with life and she can skip the exam.
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@greghutchings @LemieuxLGM She fulfilled her womanly duty as a fetus incubator. That's all they care about.
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@sfchronicle It sounds like none of them got particularly sick though. This is actually a great advertisement for vaccines and a reason to move ahead with life. People getting mildly sick after travel and gathering is nothing new.
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@factsandfire Was this your first flight?
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@LeBronGreatest_ I'm as big a Bron stan as there is, but "when the playing field was even" is an enormous cop-out. It means nothing.
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@britneysbabyy @StolenDans Am I going crazy, or is that half Keanu and half Johnny Depp?
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@Angry_Staffer @RCamposDuffy @KevinMKruse @bader_diedrich Well, the part about pressuring Zelinsky to investigate Biden was true
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@lilgrapefruits One of the first things that really attracted me to my husband is that he told me I was wrong about things. So many men just tell you what they think you want to hear.
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@Donball @ImMexiKin @WholesomeMeme The fuck kind of insane order is that? How did you even figure that out?
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@KimIversenShow @DaniAndi4 @DrCJohns A) it's an out and out lie that every pediatric covid death had comorbidities. B) disabled kids are not expendable
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@wert_nate @JaroslavH @Slatzism Your friends told you to post eclipse photo warnings on Twitter?
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@magdawizard @corduroyfag @Thomas_Astruc The Barbie movies really are fantastic. Princess Charm School in particular has messages of self confidence and doing the right thing even when it's hard. You wouldn't think given the movie titles, but they're quite substantive.
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@forbestonow @daveweigel My personal favorite was when Pence came out to Macho Man
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@MykaStauffer @YouTube I hope the adoption agency you went through loses its licensing for approving someone like you.
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@alexblagg I think most people who say they'll move to a different platform will still be here next year. Twitter is awful but it's also fun as hell sometimes. Like a slot machine that hits just often enough to entice you to keep playing.
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@hanzbananzz @beccacamping_ @alisoneroman @chrissyteigen What really gets me is that she is in the middle of creating a product line too. But it's ok for her to do it because her "vintage spoons" are different somehow.
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@grandeures yes- these are tools i recommend people own that aren't available in any market/retail space. things i have suggested people buy that previously, they couldnt
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@yaelbt
Yael Bar tur 🎗️
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This was the offending tweet by the way cc @kmele
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@NinaHoneywell @zaynahbear @V12Slim Some men just cannot handle the fact that they don't know absolutely everything.
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@jfreewright Can anyone say with a straight face that 2020 America is "Great"? Better than we were in 2016?
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@budrorc @chadgoesdeep @rickyftw And implied people who wear masks are going to hell! How did she even get there? Masks are unhealthy to wear + ?????? = People wearing masks are hell bound sinners.
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@Brendelbored @jaketapper That's literally what Michael Scott does to Tony from Stamford. This administration is such a joke.
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@tonybalogna @onjeonjk You're 1) stupid, 2) gullible, and 3) have no understanding of the Proverbs quote in your bio.
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@emilyartist @getoutmyhay @Ibbored @ronnui_ I'm a very generic looking brown haired brown eyed white person. I think I'll start telling people I'm French because that's the sexy one.
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@black1st7 @abc7newsbayarea @AmandaABC7 I think the SUV went around a car that stopped for the kids. Parent was checking there weren't cars coming the other direction.
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@amcboys @TylerCornellNBA @TheNBACentral @PlainJaneDee_ Presumably they're Black Hebrew Israelites. A hate group which has had two different followers murder Jews in the past 5 years.
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@edmthomas @IdleDiego He wears boat shoes
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@hesperocnide @AliciaHCox Honestly, who *doesn't* drop references to their personal inside jokes when being interviewed by a national publication?
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@ArtButSports @Money23Green Good Lord you're talented at this.
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@AriA1exander @ShamsCharania At this point the NBA should take all players to a Holocaust museum. Or at least make them read that Ray Allen piece about visiting Auschwitz.
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@risal770 @HillaryClinton @chrissyteigen HRC is and always has been such a wonderfully empathetic person.
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@BadLegalTakes I love how they're always so incredibly condescending
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@lxeagle17 @Vedthalegend They were terrible! Reminded me of those annoying Truth ads about how cigarettes are bad.
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@Patrick_cccc @adamjmoussa So much happening here. India and the indies are two different places. The Dutch East India Company did not colonize India. This is 9th grade history.
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wow, @janeosanders said that? "politicizing a tragedy" is like the #1 NRA talking point. @EricaSmegs we're with you
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@bestofnextdoor Unironically support this poster. If you're in a neighborhood known for Halloween it's a social responsibility to chip in. Particularly if kids from less affluent neighborhoods come by.
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@66Vdg @HeartlandSignal I assume like this
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@justinarchie @peterawolf Am I reading this correctly? The grieving family gets further penalized if they choose to save the killer's life?
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@SabaSmw @CBSNews The way it went was pretty much the best case scenario for her. Unbelievably lucky.
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The internet can be a lot of fun
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RFK JR making anyone able to make events on his website with no approval process was probably a bad idea
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@kurteichenwald @gregpinelo @FLOTUS From the day she became a citizen she has been as much an American as you or me. The manner in which she became a citizen has no bearing on her worthiness.
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@JanetSnakehol20 @LinaMLion @LindsideOut @alisoneroman White women are providing a useful service, Asian women are conniving scamsters
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@mllichti @dizzydoinggreat @terry_033 Isn't this like leftism 101? Luxuries should be more expensive so the working class gets a fair wage. What has happened to progressivism? Bet this guy is going to come back and say delivery sandwiches aren't a luxury item. Which, lol
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@BGminimom @RyanMarino Did you watch the video?
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@MykaStauffer @YouTube I never heard of you before today and I am beyond horrified. I see you celebrate Christmas, but you are not a Christian. There are any number of resources you could have reached out to for help. But you instead chose to renounce your own child. Your own child.
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@SCPrynne @hanzbananzz @beccacamping_ @alisoneroman @chrissyteigen Interviewer: so, any collaborations in the works? Alison: yes, I'm going to sell spoons. By the way, let me explain why I'm better than these women doing the same thing more successfully. And call them horrible and a bitch while I'm at it.
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@SwannMarcus89 The percentage of politically interested people who care about factual accuracy shrinks by the day.
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@KevinMKruse For everyone saying what about Dylan, the audio is of the GNR version
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@Jonathan_Saker And worse, it's in response to a ? about his thoughts on why socialism has failed in LA. He just says well it will work here
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@Rosasburner @SportsCenter The most amazing part of this is that JR had a shirt on
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@adriaeln @LinkofSunshine I fucking love the deep levels of nerdery we can get into on the internet.
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@DanGarner24 @gmgunion @drewmagary @JimSpanfeller Lawyers of the deadspin comment section, unite!
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@xxxprisha @mistergeezy Seriously. Her friend isn't doing her right here. Friends are supposed to redirect your crazy, not affirm it.
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@ArtemTepler @heIpfullandlord Well there's a guy who tries to make the best out of a bad situation! We could all learn from his example.
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@ZeroSuitCamus There was more to it. The building is connected by tunnels to the local school and grocery store and some other stuff, so the residents conceivably wouldn't have to go outside all winter.
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@jsrrayburn @neontaster The invitation said "food will be available" I wouldn't interpret that as buy your own from a vending machine
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@DeSantisFan2024 @RonRespecter This is exactly what you're endorsing by supporting DeSantis. Own it.
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@NickStarrMusic @CartoonsHateHer @lxeagle17 Foster parents have the right to complain about a hell of a lot of things, but comforting children isn't one of them.
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@SabraMBoyd @SilbersteinMatt @joshtpm "Biden should not be getting credit for this"
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@DisneyDiplomat @BadLegalTakes Jokes like this are why I still haven't deleted this bloodsucking app
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@therealbradbabs I remember this guy! Isn't he the one who died on the hill that having conflict in a story is a white colonialist holdover?
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@RealTulipPetals @AllieTheEditor @ArmandDoma Joe Biden is smart enough not to release a deepfake ad
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@JacketDan @VinceMancini Jesus Christ that's bad
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@user86171 @shaunmmaguire How do you think words work?
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@bmurph13 @DragonflyJonez I disagree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it
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@7im @aaronhuertas I'll take this to mean that "Ben Franklin" is Biden's favorite episode of The Office
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@WaynesDunn @HerRoyalDykness @VancityReynolds @WhenWeAllVote So you should be aware that non citizens can't vote in our elections
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@P_D_Miller @seungminkim Please for the love of God stop giving the New York Times your money.
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@EyeDu_R0W3_Anon @SethOvKnives @GUCCI_________ Both are Nazi dogwhistles. 88 for heil hitler because H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. 14 is for the "14 words" which is a slogan about preserving the world for white babies or some shit.
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@bates703 @JordanOnRecord I mean, I'm fairly pro abortion and have zero fetuses in my house, so who knows?
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@SteeothJones @ArrowLabCEO @GraffitiRadical "if there's nothing to clean they won't get paid" How do you think employment works? I'm legitimately fascinated.
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@R2dezki @BadLegalTakes If your belief in a criminal defendant's constitutional rights depends on who that defendant is, it wasn't a principled belief in the first place.
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@aerospiked @ne0liberal Nah, there's a huge swath of Twitter that has no understanding of or appreciation for how policy gets enacted.
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For any litigators, the bad art friend /kidney discourse has brought to my attention the worst interrogatory I have ever read. Behold:
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@DocCigarette @lilgrapefruits This is not negging. It's conversation.
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@MatthewSitman What kind of person reads this and thinks "yes, how insightful"
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@big_basura @askUHC @NekoCase Same thing happened to me in like 2009 when I had their shitty insurance for college kids
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@Sarnd59301 @SheaSerrano Do you watch any NCAAW?
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@AfricanArchives Also the Nerf gun! Patented as a "Pneumatic launcher for a toy projectile and the like"
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@deathbybadger Oh my God, this. I will straight up say to my husband "I'm having a bad day, could you please pick up flowers on your way home?" And when he does it I feel just as good as I would if he'd thought of it himself. If you're doubtful, give it a try! See for yourself.
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@EliManning NFL must hate Brandon Marshall calling it an ipad after all that effort to partner with Microsoft surface
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@AaronKleinsass1 @SheaSerrano The book is free, dude. Couldn't be a lower bar for you to read it.
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@uwulution Have fun firebombing that Walmart.
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@pandandagram @FTI_US As someone who used to defend wrongful termination suits, this is what you want the company to do. Move too fast and you might have to pay her out a huge settlement down the road.
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