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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

@ballskwok Every day this website gets a little worse.

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Staci Heaton

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3 years

Spotted Anthony Rizzo's dad walking around Wrigley tonight literally thanking every employee he saw for what they've done for his family during his son's time on the team. And then I was sad all over again.

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6 years

Hey @Cubs , you guys really need to get a handle on the Professor over there.

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6 years

Kyle Hendricks, Pitching with Emotion (after K'ing Mike Trout). 😑

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7 years

@Cubs Welcome, @2Morrow23 ! Hope you like to dance. 😁

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

8 years

@Cubs Waiting for next week like...

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@Deadspin

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Marcus Stroman has been doing these types of things ever since he signed with the Cubs. Stro=good human.

Marcus Stroman

@STR0

3 years

I need you at my first start! I got you and your entire family on tickets. You’re an incredible human being and incredibly strong to get through what you’re going through. I will come sign whatever you want after the game. Looking forward to meeting you!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

Hi @Cubs ! I know you're not here yet, but we decided to stop by anyway. 😁

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@KentSterling @Cubs

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Found the six year old Cubs fan.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Cubs fans from 2017-2020: "The Cubs are bad." Jed at the 2021 trade deadline: "I'll show you Bad Cubs."

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

Good morning, @Cubs ! Happy Anniversary!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

11 months

These two would be really fun on the same team. Just saying.

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@carp_ohtani

11 months

It was fun to watch. How about one more award? Best Fisherman Award for Shohei catching Suzuki🐟🎣

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@STR0 Unfortunately teams are owned by a bunch of guys who have no interest in making the sport better, with a Commissioner who doesn't even seem to like the game.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

Hi. The reigning MLB NL Manager of the Year, Mike Shildt, never played professional baseball. If that's the criteria you're using to question Alyssa Nakken's qualifications to act as first base coach for the Giants, just.. don't. Please.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Mood=100% Seiya Suzuki

Chicago Cubs

@Cubs

3 years

Behind the scenes with Cubs Productions. 🎥

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@PaulHembo I'm a mathematician and understand that you can massage numbers to support almost any theory. That said, it's still not too late to delete this.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@ChristianYelich This would be appropriate shade if he had actually accused you of something...

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

@Raiders @derekcarrqb Wait, you're acknowledging his existence?

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@miggymont26 We'll never forget, Miggy!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

8 years

@Cubs *Predictably pleasant yet mildly snarky response*

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

@JonKrawczynski So you're saying return of the Macs?

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Sometimes I think about Ben Zobrist. And then once in a while, I read something about Ben Zobrist that makes my heart just break for him. And then I want to give Ben Zobrist a hug because it seems like he really needs one. Go get 'er, Zo.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@obvious_shirts You should make one for Pat Hughes that simply says LEGEND.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

Congratulations to the amazing @Timberwolves crew who totally deserve this award. 💙💚

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@faridyu Someone overreacted, and it wasn't you. ;)

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

Did the Sox keep the wrong closer? An essay by Ednel Javier Báez.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

I know it's probably inevitable, but I'm sad. I've been a Cubs fan for 31 years and this man is the best manager we've ever had. Cheers to my Skipper. 💙❤

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

8 years

@Cubs 1-8: Javy Baez 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, C, RF, LF, CF 9 Jake Arrieta P

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

This is really all I needed out of this World Series. ❤

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

I see all you pining for Rizzo, but be warned: only one of last night's dingers would've left the yard at Wrigley. He is benefitting mightily from that short RF porch in Yankee Stadium.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

This? Is tremendous. (And infuriating.)

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

5 years

2019 🤖🤖 Ump Compilation.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@javy23baez

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

Hi @cubs ! The boys are looking feisty tonight!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Hi @Cubs . I will be visiting you in your beautiful ballpark for the first time in 21 years in a little less than a week. That's it. That's the tweet.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Brett Phillips should win all the awards whether he's eligible or not IMO.

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

3 years

2021 PitchingNinja Balk of the Year Award. 🏆 Winner: Brett Phillips

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@Cubs @ARizzo44 Yu vs. the guy Yu doesn't have to worry about.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@Cubs Nothing but respect for my right fielder.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Hi Californians. Stay away from Lake Tahoe this weekend... keep Highway 50 clear. The #CaldorFire prognosis is... not great.

NBC Bay Area

@nbcbayarea

3 years

UPDATE: The Caldor Fire in the Sierra Nevada, halfway between Sacramento and Lake Tahoe, explodes to more than 53,700 acres, with no containment, Cal Fire says.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

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St. Louis Cardinals

@Cardinals

5 years

We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@CubSmurf @D_Ross3 @KrisBryant_23 Grandpa doing grandpa things.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@ARizzo44

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

Hi, @mlb ? I know this isn't your fault, but if you could give your bosses a message I would appreciate it. I live in Northern California. The Giants are playing in Chicago. I cannot physically attend this game. There is no reason I should be blacked out. None. Zero. Thank you.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

8 years

@Cubs I feel The Professor would appreciate the precision.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@MLBNetwork @Cubs Hey! Imagine if the Rangers still had this guy!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

Just here to watch Cubs Twitter complain about losing Chatwood after hating on the guy nonstop for the past three years. 🍿

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@MLBNetwork @Cubs Or if the Padres still had this guy! (You get the point yet? Can I stop now?)

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

And aren't we grateful there's only one? 😬

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

1 year

The one and only Ángel Hernández...

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Yo @obvious_shirts ... if no one talks to me today, I'm okay with it.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@JLester34 @Rockies @Cubs Nothing but love for you and the guys, Jon. You pitched your tail off last night!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

8 months

@JonKrawczynski The 'shopping of Pat Bev back into a Wolves uni is particularly spicy.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@BleacherNation

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@MLBNetwork @Cubs Or if the Orioles had this guy in 2015-2017!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@JeffPassan @Feinsand @Ken_Rosenthal He is fantastic in so many ways. Cubs fans will miss him.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

8 months

I will always love Yu.

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

8 months

Throwback to Yu Darvish waiting nearly a Year-and-a-Half to Perfectly Clapback at Justin Verlander. 🤣

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@D_Ross3 Go get 'em, Rossy!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

Even Stro's workouts are swaggy. 😂

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@D_Ross3

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@kschwarb12 Dangit, Kyle. I had just pulled myself out of my crying corner. We don't have that trophy without you. You're my 12 year old daughter's favorite player. You're always a Cub. Thank you for everything. 💙❤️

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

@canishoopus I'm biased because that's my daughter but...

Minnesota Timberwolves

@Timberwolves

2 years

a lil postgame jersey swap 👀

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

@TheBlogfines

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

Such disrespect for the game, I just can't.

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

1 year

Kyle Hendricks, Filthy 82mph Changeup...and Sword. ⚔️ And does his infamous, over-the-top Sword K Strut. There's really no place in the game for that.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

@BleacherNation

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@Cubs Let's do this!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

Simmer down, Kyle. Sheesh.

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

3 years

@CubSmurf Just his usual cocky K strut.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@MarkPotash

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

Hi @Cubs ! The pen is looking spunky today!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@faridyu Never leave us.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

Sometimes I think about Ben Zobrist. Then one day, Ben Zobrist just shows up at Wrigley smiling and looking healthy and like he could suit up and drive a double down the line. And that makes me really happy.

Chicago Cubs

@Cubs

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A friendly face at the Confines. @benzobrist18

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

I don't know what Derek Carr has to do to get some respect but man just came off a 4800 yd season throwing to Hunter Renfrow, half a season of Darren Waller & a bunch of spare parts while the coaching staff & front office fell apart. #RaiderNation

PFF

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Who will lead the NFL in passing yards?

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@Cut4 A rainy 2016 November night.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@STR0 @_shugo @HDMHApparel With all that hair he wouldn't be able to play for the Yankees either. 😆

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

@Buck @Cubs I've always appreciated your call of that moment, Joe, even though you clearly hate the Cubs. 😉

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@Cubs @ColeHamels I feel like the FO is particularly dedicated to not only keeping this team good, but exceptionally handsome. Welcome back, Cole!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@WContreras40

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

@Super70sSports I'm gonna have to go with Lennie Briscoe. (Honorable mention to Adrian Monk, who was way ahead of social distancing before the rest of us.)

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@Mark_Champion @faridyu His brother in law passed away from cancer--his blog is talking about when he first met him and how intimidated he was, and how they became friends. He was an MMA fighter.

danawhite

@danawhite

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RIP.... Norifumi “Kid” Yamamoto 😞

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@obvious_shirts The most overrated player in MLB. And Miggy.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

@obvious_shirts That kid will be a Dodgers fan in 5 years so...

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@fuggirls @brokeymcpoverty Believe it or not, the technical term is a "chub." Do with that what you will.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@JonHeyman Yet here you are, mentioning Clint Frazier.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@Cubs @DavidBote13 When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes a-parent!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

6 years

@superSZCZ4 @Cubs OMG THIS IS TREMENDOUS I MISS YOU ON THE CUBS. (Sorry for the caps, but I love you man!)

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@philgrogers @Cubs

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

2 years

Mood=100% @STR0

Kim

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2 years

Me @ all the losers who are either mad that Cubs & Reds get to do ‘Field of Dreams’ or just cannot find an ounce of joy from a really cool, unique game / experience + all that goes with it 🥲

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@Jomboy_ With no runner on 2nd? Yeah, there's no way that banging happens without some sort of tech involved.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

@mlb_cc we don’t normally do this but just so that no one accuses any broadcasters or players of anything untowards, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame. (I'm sorry. Had to be done.)

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

3 years

My 13 YO picked me out a new @Cubs hoodie for Christmas. Meanwhile, I unknowingly bought her the EXACT SAME Cubs hoodie for Christmas, and now we're ready for Maximum Cubs Twinning.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

Need these red bills on the MLB Cubs hats, right @obvious_shirts ?

Iowa Cubs

@IowaCubs

1 year

Kyle Hendricks with back-to-back strikeouts to close out the first!

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@LenKasper You can't just throw this out there and not elaborate, LEN.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

1 year

@MLB @SageUSAmerica @Dodgers @Braves I'm picking this guy.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@jonmorosi @CaseyStern @MLBNetworkRadio @MLBNetwork

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@sandrapoetry @PitchingNinja

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

7 years

@D_Ross3 @MLB @Cubs

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

5 years

@SpeckReno @faridyu You have trouble reading too, I see, since the correct spelling of my name is like, right there. But since the Brewers had a combined .585 OPS against Darvish this season, SOMEONE on the team needs help against him.

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Staci Heaton

@StaciHeaton

4 years

@Cubs @faridyu nO oNe NeEds HeLp FaCiNg Yu