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Sage (they/them)

@Squaredash1

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Sage (they/them)

@Squaredash1

1 month

This one’s a personal fav

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2 months

Feeling nosy…can I see some random tweets from yalls privs? I know how you people like to overshare!

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@Squaredash1

1 month

Would you believe me if I told you that this is actually one of the worst fully evolved pokemon in the game?

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@Squaredash1

7 months

Alright I’ve seen the Karen quote one too many times and I need this off my chest

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@Squaredash1

5 months

Aight, this ones kinda funny

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@Squaredash1

7 months

>Enters gen 9 OU to find great tusk doing it's job already >It's best moves are gone >Is mere hundredths of a percent away from dropping at one point >Gets absolutely NOTHING in DLC 2 while powercreep is through the roof like never before >STILL >REFUSES >TO >DROP

Smogon University

@SmogonU

7 months

New year, new OU, same Tusk supremacy More usage stats and information here:

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@Squaredash1

4 months

I feel like I woke up from a fucking coma why is a pokemon with these numbers sitting in NU????

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@Squaredash1

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@cookieblobber They're like those fucked-up dog breeds that are supposed to look cute but are so over-the-top that you just feel sorry for them and all the birth defects that come as a result of such heavy inbreeding

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@byodinsfades Honestly I feel like the scene would have worked better with him occasionally turning invisible, because that’s his one and only advantage here

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@Squaredash1

1 month

@DewEnjoyer I was gonna say something similar but daddy elon didn’t like it

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@Squaredash1

3 months

I actually screamed out loud at the end of this. I was in SHOCK

Agency Seven Star General blunder

@Thunderblunder7

4 months

Absolutely Brutal Greninja Beatdown... Yes he raged in chat afterwards. Can you blame him? That badge under your name can't save you from agency technology...

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@Squaredash1

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@OOC_Unova Also: because it’s simpler program, every NPC’s pokemon are coded to have maximum friendship UNLESS they learn the move frustration. Ghetsis’s hydregion, being the only trainer’s pokemon to have the move, is the only pokemon hard-coded to have minimum friendship with it’s trainer

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Sage (they/them)

@Squaredash1

5 months

i love gen 1 randbats

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@Squaredash1

9 months

When I’m trying to switch out but it’s natdex:

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@Squaredash1

3 months

Btw I am 100% serious that people should give stealth rock a chance in VGC. You know what could stop incineroar from coming in 8 billion times per game? Having to lose 25% of it’s HP every time it gets on the field

Sage (they/them)

@Squaredash1

3 months

Gonna post about this again in the morning when more people can see it but I finally got the hazards video uploaded...

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@DeeplyFriedCats Yes. The only pokemon to have a form change that is level-restricted

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@Vald155 Nah the popular twitter artist could at least make *slightly* better hands

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@AlfLandonFan36 No ethics board would ever approve of whatever they had to do to make this thing

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@Squaredash1

6 months

"With this generation's UU resembling last generation's OU-" My brother in christ, this generation's *RU* resembles *THIS* generation's OU

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@Squaredash1

1 year

SHE WAS NEVER DOWN AND OUT YOU ALL JUST DOUBTED HER

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1 year

@labypumn Unlegendary genesect

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9 months

@cyyberstar I hate to break it to you but y’all were never gonna be able to make a dent in DISNEY of all companies. Even if every single twitter user refused to watch this movie it would not have made a dent.

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@Squaredash1

4 months

OK naw they're just pulling too many gimmicks outta their ass. The aggron just hit me with a "but it refused" right after I set up with terapagos, the haxorus is wearing like 3 choice bands it just did over 80% to toxapex, and every god damn pokemon has like 6 lum berries

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1 year

@SoulSurVGC Oldie but goodie

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@Squaredash1

11 months

Why do people say STAB bonus? The B stands for bonus.

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9 months

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@Squaredash1

2 months

Better question is what game ISNT like this?

Megumi Bandicoot

@MegumiBandicot

2 months

What game is this?

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@JacobSkraw I would spend about 6 of those guesses on pachirisu

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3 months

@AdamCrossing_ Do you just like, develop a 6th sense for this shit once you make one too many megalovania edits?

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@fyridk WAIT I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS TWITTER IS COOKED

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@KirklundTheKid I watched the whole thing and basically it was a dream where he was his favorite movie star

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@Joey09862800 Slow speed doesn’t matter!

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@Squaredash1

10 months

"Oh mega evolution shouldn't require an item it should involve the affection stat or something." CAN YOU IMAGINE. CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE HOW BROKEN THESE MONS WOULD BE WITH A FREE ITEM SLOT. IMAGINE IF MEGA LUCARIO COULD HOLD A CHOICE BAND. IF MEGA ZARD Y COULD HAVE BOOTS.

Sage (they/them)

@Squaredash1

10 months

Hey, surprise surprise: Lily Orchard has no clue what the fuck they're talking about with pokemon!

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1 month

@UxSociety This seems cool and all but it's definitely just gonna be scarf plus band/specs on one pokemon 90% of the time.

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@Squaredash1

7 months

@AzeriaJanvier There's no question. Some mons have had higher usage peaks, some have been in OU for longer, but there will never ever be another pokemon like lando-T that tops the usage stats and defines the meta in both OU AND VGC for a whole decade, lando is synonymous with competitive play.

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Sage (they/them)

@Squaredash1

1 year

@TheSillySnail ??? Genuinely where are the replies that you’d block someone over? Am I missing the joke or something???

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@Squaredash1

6 months

@freezaiYT Apparently strength sap is like, the only thing holding the tier together

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@DewEnjoyer This is the second post I’ve seen today making fun of flag discourse, what is the context for this???

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@Squaredash1

3 months

@AquaPani Right? I literally watched this and was muttering “liquidation gunk shot what are you DOING bro just run a special set” and then suddenly did an actual wojak face shouting “Upper- WHAT?!”

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@Squaredash1

6 months

@Finchinator2 @LunalaFan777 Clearly this is evidence that we need to ban kyurem

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@Squaredash1

3 months

@AliluluMillion New move that didn't exist until SV DLC 2. It's a 65bp physical fighting attack that's got +3 priority, and fails unless the target selects a priority move this turn.

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@Squaredash1

1 year

I love how easy it is to tell who in this comment section has played in a tier with magearna before and who hasn't.

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@Squaredash1

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@TortoiseNTurtle Wishiwashi’s ability turns its stats into dogshit numbers once it dips below 25% hp

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@SinscoShopToday

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@SpectralAurora_ If people are gonna insist on using male pronouns for genderless pokemon because it's "default" for some reason, it's only fair to apply that same standard to pheromosa and diancie

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@Squaredash1

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@BoltThatRages Buddy, it's got the fucking glowking typing in a tier without kingambit, roaring moon, or gholdengo.

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@Squaredash1

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@Fallenh_man Wait until you find out about Frisk’s gender lmao

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@Squaredash1

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@Iris_Descent_ Nahhhhh how tf is THIS thing above munkidori???

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@Squaredash1

4 months

Y'all wanna talk about gen 9 powercreep being insane BRUH LOOK AT GEN 6. THIS MF WASNT EVEN OU

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@Squaredash1

7 months

@QuokkaSmiles87 FUCK YOU he's perfect

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@_vividley Swaps into clef thinking he’s already won

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@Squaredash1

4 months

@serif_Aizawa Me when I “just need to land this draco then I win”

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@Squaredash1

7 months

@Wayne_HernanDIO @SpectralAurora_ Bro, just play lower tiers I am begging you

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@Squaredash1

4 months

Hey, at least I can do those evos without another person

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So true 🤣

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@AliluluMillion 100% it was just there to make kingambit mindgames even funnier

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@Squaredash1

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@SuperFloxes I knowww… I wish they’d done like, a zygarde complete type of thing

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@Squaredash1

1 year

Pokemon fans will say that Sun & Moon were bad games because they had so many cutscenes and then still wonder why pokemon games have “no story” like bruh the story was right fucking there you just didn’t pay attention.

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@Squaredash1

9 months

@Finchinator2 The year is 20XX. Combee has recently been banned to ubers due to the uncompetitive nature of it’s hustle sets. The only 2 legal pokemon left in OU are gholdengo and kingambit. The metagame is finally healthy.

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@Squaredash1

1 year

Proposed breloom rework: +40 HP +20 def +3 spa +27 spe Change bullet seed to a water-type attack that only hits 3 times, and give it a water typing Take away spore and mach punch and let it hit through protection, and you have a reasonable sidegrade in both singles and VGC

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@Squaredash1

1 month

Lab-grown banger

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@Squaredash1

3 months

Hey is anyone playing a gen 8 monotype tournament? Yeah don't test your teams on the public OU ladder dumbass

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@Squaredash1

10 months

@funnyvileplume Rapid spinning yourself in front of a ghost type

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@Squaredash1

12 days

Me when my job is literally just to play Minecraft and I’m too lazy to even do that

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@Kwebbelkop

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BIG Kwebbelkop ai Minecraft update: > Person in the top left is ai > My voice clone is also ai > The commentary script is also written by ai > The gameplay is a Minecraft ai agent playing Minecraft

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@AsterShock Tbf what else are they gonna make? It’s not exactly possible to know what animals are gonna evolve into over time- WAIT ACTUALLY THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE THEM ALL CRABS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY

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@Squaredash1

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@hoennhoeout I love how he can read the narration in the cutscene

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@MatttGFX

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@Squaredash1

5 months

I love it when an infinite fusion design makes me scream "YES! YOU GET IT! YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THESE POKEMON KICK ASS!"

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@Squaredash1

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@LankyBoiKabir @AsterShock @ZeBanded Smogon players also got some good ones

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@Squaredash1

2 years

@VarsVerum The way I see it, kyogre is surrounded. What's under the ocean? That's right, more earth.

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@Squaredash1

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@Nalogowiec3 @hourly_shitpost You buy a computer program that tells you how to do it. Unsurprisingly, these companies have spent decades lobbying to make sure we gotta do our taxes ourselves, and therefore, buy their programs.

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@Thunderblunder7 @EspiVGC Yes, when he’s angry

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@Squaredash1

2 months

@freezaiYT Goodra manages to have exactly half of what you need for literally any single role you might try to use it for. It’s got good bulk but no recovery. It’s got good coverage but not good enough special attack. It’s speed is almost usable but it gets no boosting moves.

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@Squaredash1

11 months

@RunnerCFC @theLi_cosplayer @AzazeL_the_God

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@Squaredash1

4 months

Well, now we at least know that he's picking favorites with tiering.

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@GRlFFS See, this operates under the assumption that a redditor will ever reproduce

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@Squaredash1

4 months

I hope their child is trans and never speaks to them the moment they turn 18

Kelvin ✌️

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4 months

Is this the best gender reveal ever?🔥🔥🔥

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3 months

@LeleBestScarfer I'm not saying they're amazing, I'm just saying they could be tried

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3 months

@AliluluMillion Also flinches the opponent if successful

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@Squaredash1

7 months

@Wayne_HernanDIO @SpectralAurora_ Sorry lol competitive players are just kinda tired as hell of that quote

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@Squaredash1

3 months

If anyone tries to tell you that “sexism isn’t a problem in gaming anymore” show them the comments in this post

jhanna

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MEN are the problem with the gaming community

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@Friezessence Fakeout is still nice in singles because it's one more chance to try in and proc toxic chain for free per switchin

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@Squaredash1

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"Irredeemable media (to kill a mockingbird)" HAAAAHHHHH

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@Finchinator2

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@Squaredash1

3 months

Idk if it’s my most liked tweet but it’s my favorite of the ones that banged

CFC SAMMY ☘️

@Carpediemencul

3 months

What’s your most viral tweet

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@Squaredash1

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"OMG spore users will be flipping burgers after this recent sleep ban!" Some of you will be. Some of you.

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@Squaredash1

9 months

Natdex lower tiers are not real. I refuse to believe that these are actual metas that people actually play.

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@Squaredash1

11 months

@LaggingMorph @DAKKADAKKA1 Wait until you find out what got cut in localizations of the original version lmao

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@Squaredash1

1 month

@nescartridges Bold of you to assume Trump isn’t also going to give another $20 trillion to israel

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@temp6t Apparently nobody. Literally. Back in the gen 7 days someone on r/pokemon conducted a survey with over 50,000 responses on what everyone's #1 favorite pokemon was to see if it's true that every pokemon is someone's favorite, and it was one of just 4 pokemon who got no votes.

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@SpectralAurora_ They even made time travel a major plot point of the very next games and still were like “nah not touch on that at all”

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@CamoKai_86 @FlowerTricker How do I dislike a tweet?

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@Squaredash1

1 month

@Normalssbbbx Special flying type moves SUCK. There's exactly 4 that aren't signature moves, and the only one that's 100% accurate is the 40 base power gust.

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@Squaredash1

4 months

Excadrill. doubled speed and 130bp earthquakes in the sand that ignore levitate? Satisfactory.

Moggy VGC ➡️ Beast Boost ARC

@MoggyOh

4 months

Say Gen 10's new mechanic is that a Pokemon is allowed access to all of its abilites at once (the 1-2 Standard Abilities, the HA, and maybe Greninja), who is the biggest winner?

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@Squaredash1

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How not voting is (effectively) supporting Trump, explained like you’re five:

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@Squaredash1

10 months

THEY BROKE THIS RULE ONCE AND IT CREATED A POKEMON SO OVERPOWERED THAT THEY HAD TO BAN IT FROM THE BANLIST TIER AND CREATE A WHOLE NEW FUCKING FORMAT JUST TO EXILE IT FROM UBERS.

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@CorsolaCove Suddenly sheds a whole new light on the nickname I had for latias in draft league

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@GC1319YT It's NEVER landover

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@Squaredash1

3 months

If you were to recommend a youtuber to someone who is a TOTAL BEGINNER in competitive pokemon, and they aren't really interested in VGC or in past generations of OU, who would you suggest?

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@Squaredash1

1 year

@Finchinator2 @SmogonU Hey guys, y’all got any good UU sample teams? Or RU sample teams? Or NU, or PU, or ZU, just something that isn’t SV OU for the 36 hours it’ll be legal?

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@Squaredash1

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はるる🇯🇵Haley Halcyon⚧

@HaruruChanDesu

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In my video, I criticized the overabundance of Pride Flags for the same or similar meaning, and pared them down to just 8, including the rainbow flag, which I restricted for flashy celebrations.

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@JUntermaier @DewEnjoyer No, it is not. It is a widely accepted shortening of the word c!sgender, which is the medical term that refers to someone who identifies with the same gender that they were assigned at birth. The prefix "c!s-" is a latin word meaning "on this side of". In chemistry, it is...

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