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Like my tweets or ill shoot you in the ear with a toy BB gun, ISTG!

Moscow, Tehran, Baghdad
Joined July 2019
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@SpySuburbanite
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This is the cutest clip on the internet and this is my most deeply held belief. No amount of contrary evidence could convince me I'm wrong.
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@DylanBurns1776 "They're not gay, they just do gay stuff!"
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@fasc1nate What happened to Biggus Dickus?!
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@VoidZonia Lav is on the classic terf pipeline. She was at least trans neutral not too long ago, then she got shat on by one trans person on a Destiny panel and went full steam ahead. It's a story as old as terfs.
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@robnoerr @VaushV @michaeljknowles They labelled Vaush a terrorist, which is what you're doing. Sounds like they're on your team, Rob.
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@BBCNews Lol... very generous from a man drenched in more wealth than your average Russian oligarch, I'm sure.
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@DenyMilkshakes Bit of lighting, a good angle, he's not far off the gigachad meme, tbh.
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Atheism will exist as long as there is reason. Religion will exist as long as there is ignorance.
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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@darwintojesus Atheism will not exist by 2030 because (eventually) everyone will need to choose to live w/or choose to be in rebellion with God. It is only through God that we can find our purpose - if you agree then follow this account @creation247 & also follow @darwintojesus
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@DogeXiaoping @PamphletsY Officially recognised is not the same as largely recognised. CCP is arguably more recognisable.
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@SkyNews Now we know why Harry went without the kids. He was seated next to Andrew.
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@SocDoneLeft Civ vibes. Sir, why are your pirate ships attacking my aircraft carrier??
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@Original_CTV You want from a woman what you from a dog? Make sure she's got bright eyes, a shiny coat and a wet nose too, dude.
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@Der_Parrot Can't believe Twitter doesn't have a 'translate tweet' option for Latin. How do the Romans feel about this??
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@shaun_vids I legit read one recently where a never before mentioned estranged twin was brought into the story for the last 30 pages. I didn't think that kind of writing could get published!
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@DreamLeaf5 They're probably just switching bases. I expect they wouldn't bother sticking them on trains if it was some sort of military coup.
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@DreamLeaf5 Oh, hey... like we had prison boats on the Thames in Victorian times. The ones that were eventually shut down cus even Victorian-era people thought they were barbaric.
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@t_lattanzio @shaun_vids That's a pretty outrageous statement. If you found the controls unusable, that sounds like a you problem.
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@MxVivianWulf In Peel's biography he briefly mentions being raped at his boarding school, so he already knew how it felt. Sure he needed reminding though... /s
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@mr_kemy @PopCrave The trigger warnings aren't stopping uncomfortable topics from being created, are they? They're no different to something being given an age rating. You barely even notice them if you're not looking for them. Don't be silly.
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@Eli_B_Again @ArmandDoma You expect ME to operate a microwave when I literally look like this?!?!
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@halomancer1 @JUNlPER @mattwalsh Poor, poor other Matt Walsh.
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@SocDoneLeft @prageru I'd love to see Dennis Prager washing the feet of the sick and the destitute.
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@LimayeVaibhavi @PicturesFoIder You just used seven four letter words. It's hard to write lyrics without any.
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@JayExci Ngl, I like my men to be sexy women. 🤷‍♂️
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@LimayeVaibhavi @PicturesFoIder Relax, it's a joke. Hope you seek medical attention for that stick up your arse. ;)
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@SeekerOfTruth42 @DefiantWorld Jesus... seeker of truth? The search ain't going well, huh?
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@DreamLeaf5 It's almost as if it's a book written by men to favour men and not the word of an omnipotent being at all!
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@WarOnTakeo @ijbolanguage @Kush6xi @Cobratate @art_is_found He's admitted his crimes to an audience of thousands, you nonce defender.
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@TalkTV Thank you, reminded me to go and water my concrete tree.
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@MattBinder The rate kids are being killed in America, it probably makes some mothers sad for their dead children too.
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@mrgirlreturns "If they say no, just stick it in anyway." ~ mrgirl
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@RavencrowOnYT2 @BennieDotGay @AllLoadedWords You know me, not the type to call everyone a Nazi, but this one is definitely very comfy with real Nazi rhetoric.
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@DreamLeaf5 Sounds like a case for Sherlock Bones!
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@bxskullz @DRoyale 2014 anti-SJW ass tweet. Move on, buddy.
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@HunterAA6 @VaushV Easter if Trump's account is resurrected.
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@I_amMukhtar That was a very funny interview.
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@VirilityGuy @saltysauerkraut Discrimination is bad. Diversify your victims.
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@fasc1nate This scared the shit out of me when I visited as a child. Actual nightmares.
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@DreamLeaf5 Using the Turin Shroud, which was fully debunked by carbon dating more than 30 years ago.
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@DreamLeaf5 Not looking. Headline is distressing enough, ta.
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@SomeTweeter420 Gotta say, I hate the cut in handle some Ibanez guitars have.
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@GuntherEagleman @TRobinsonNewEra You and Tommy, both clinical retards. You should be deported.
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@RightWingCope Tbf, of all the things those blue check accounts tend to do to kids, green lining them is way down the list.
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@DreamLeaf5 If Black Swan taught me anything, that's the least of their worries.
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@BBCNews Harrass a national treasure who agrees with you. That'll do it. 👍
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@BBCNews Oh look, no Muslims, no Pakistanis. And here was me, believing the Daily Mail's rhetoric!
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@sheshn94 @RealCandaceO Literally backwards.
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@AP Should've called it "Spare Us".
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@TheMarySue Ian Miles Cheong likes your style.
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@fembrainedhimbo @keeganc15 @nykyt0sha Mate, I know you got yourself stuck in a corner by being very stupid, but there's always a way out without making yourself look like an even bigger twat.
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@EristocracyTV Are you sure you aren't projecting? I feel like your narcissistic tendencies are causing you to use darvo tactics. Are you gaslighting me?
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@anonymemphis @pearlythingz It's not Pearl's honest opinion so don't expect an honest response to your honest inquiry.
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@Shark3ozero Handy scapegoat for complex social issues in the hands of right wingers.
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@SocDoneLeft Mine would be: Borjwar... Borjwarzee... Borgwaar... "Did you mean 'the borg war'?"
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@SkyNews Cool. It's the rape part that's the problem here.
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@robnoerr @Timcast @theserfstv By best he means "only", and by crushing he means "getting upset over". You should get him on though, Dim.
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@soomaaliweeye @cali_dhuuux @AliBarrre Muslims been raping kids since Allah rode a unicorn to the moon, brother. Especially the little boys.
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@chriseagan @ACTBrigitte As an outside observer, this is clearly backwards.
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@fasc1nate ...and they use children to mine these??
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@bemyexitliq @DrewPavlou People can lose the right to see their kids on much weaker charges than being a sex-trafficking pedo, and rightly so.
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@davenewworld_2 Is America okay?*
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@PencilDick_919 @gawdz0rz @apexvenus @KwabenaSharif @HillcrestCardCo No, they're saying that her asking for help shouldn't result in him degrading and mocking his own daughter for choosing a worthy career path. If you can't see he has no respect for his daughter then I hope you don't have kids.
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@HunterAA6 Sneako thinks he took the red pill, but ironically it was actually fentanyl.
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@HunterAA6 Policing personal preferences is cringe.
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@Tommaso0S @sneako Islam promotes child marriage
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@DreamLeaf5 Not looking.
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@DreamLeaf5 Just taking words and putting 'ism' after them now. "Back shortly, babe... I'm just gonna do some walking the dogism."
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@The_Eli_Bee @low_dosage I too studied writing. I was around 5 years old at the time. Pretty good at it by 6, even if I do say so myself.
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@DreamLeaf5 This before he got caught stealing from the Quartering so he could simp for egirls?
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AsapSCIENCE not shying away from the big questions...
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@calvinrobinson @neelfx Yeah, it's okay. Calvin's not a Christian either, just a hate-preaching grifter. He wouldn't know Christ if Christ sat beside him and held his hand.
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@Hey54636 Convincing evidence for a TikTok ban, ngl.
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@ChudsOfTikTok Shame about the Crowder fallout. He could've had another opportunity to cross-dress.
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@RevRichardColes I don't know... I get more of a Donkey from Shrek vibe.
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@DreamLeaf5 Most protests end with people setting fires. That's how the French start theirs.
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@DreamLeaf5 I'm not afraid of minors, I just dislike everything they stand for.
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@philthatremains Buddy, are you okay? As an outside observer, you don't seem okay...
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@MxVivianWulf "We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving." An actual HP quote. Words that would turn to ash in JK's mouth.
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@ppPepoComfy Fun Fact, Andrew raged against America First for harbouring paedophiles, only to make up with them and forgive and forget when it became personally advantageous to do so.
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@Baskerville_13 @AyoCaesar @HKesvani Buddy, you seem like the type to Idolise crusaders. Lol.
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@p1nkus_p0nkus @DrLizRochon @BornAKang While sharks have two, alligators actually have four, like mammals and birds.*
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@awright_1983 @sakurajungoo @jadedandamused @FinancialPhys @fasc1nate Coping pretty hard just to say you don't like women's rights, homie. Might want to reflect a little.
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@zukosmadre @CounselorEng This is really fucking ironic. You literally tweet like a child. I'm embarrassed for you.
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@mrgirlreturns They could do with having a look in your direction, too.
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I've always acknowledged he was a twat, but I enjoyed him. However, after this last week or two, I'm happy to cop the block, and I withdraw all previous endorsements.
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@TommyGribbin @SkyNews No, he's suddenly claiming to be non-binary, presumably as some lame attempt at mitigation of a hate crime. Right wing pundits are just dishonestly amplifying it.
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@stillgray Ian passes perfectly... as a pug.
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@butchsideiron @BruceAlan14 @nicholasdeorio There's a live stream on YT of a barn door where nothing happens. That regularly gets 200+ viewers.
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@BBCWorld Spare US!
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@whyuha8n @samaneller215 @eanicus @KyCincy @VaushV @GoldingBF Mate, you're going to hurt yourself with all of those mental gymnastics. Just stop; I'm embarrassed for you.
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@FlamencoTV_YT @Bowblax If it's lose/lose than the friend comes first, no? I mean, a proper friend would continue to support their friend regardless of how it affected their bottom line.
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@thajambo @sneako ....they make the rest of us look so much smarter.
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@mthacke22 @sneako Homie, your tats look like they're out of a kids' coloring book. Chill with the inane judgements.
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@LukeGrahamIE @INMYTINYPANTS @north0fnorth Who is this for? You just look like a twat.
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@DiRico_Rants "Maverick" isn't a quality I'd hope for in a passenger pilot, tbh.
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@DreamLeaf5 The 1% qualify, technically.
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@DecessCedess @soomaaliweeye @cali_dhuuux @AliBarrre Haha... you think that hit, buddy? I'm not as insecure as you pedo freaks.
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