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Writer/Podcaster @Fangraphs | @Twitch Partner: sporer | Content Designer @ootpbaseball | IG: p_sporer | Biz email: sporermgmt @gmail .com

Austin, TX
Joined January 2009
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Paul Sporer
2 years
📢Big news: I've accepted a role with @ootpbaseball to be the @OOTPPerfectTeam Content Designer! I am so excited to work with the team to help deliver amazing PT content next year! This will be in addition to my Fangraphs work so no changes there. I can't wait to get started!!
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Is this the hat tip kid??
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My father passed away late last night. Our bond over sports has been present throughout my life and he was always an inspiration to me. RIP Dad - 1955-2020 ���️⚾️
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@EzekielElliott Cool story, bro.
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3 years
Dave Jauss is the real MVP!
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3 years
My man is committed to @MLBTheShow ! Literally fired up and played in the airport 😂😂😂
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7 years
Any baseball player over age 35 hits a homer... "STEROIDS!!!!!" James Harrison still getting it done at age-39... "what a warrior! have you seen his workouts?!" lol
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7 years
Austin Jackson with a bananas catch in Fenway!!!!
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5 years
Offff course Cleveland has a fixture of rotating Ls 😂😂
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4 years
RIP, King.
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6 years
Annual reminder that Freddie Freeman is grown up Buzz from Home Alone
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7 years
@Deactron @harrisonmc15 Nah it oranged up 👀
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6 years
This haaaaaaaaasss to be fixed. I don't blame TOR bc that's the system, but when your game actively encourages keeping the best young talent OUT of the league, you've made a huge mistake.
@NBCSports
NBC Sports
6 years
The @BlueJays will keep Vlad Guerrero Jr. down in Triple-A until he can't accrue a full year of service time in 2019, thereby pushing back his arbitration and free agency clock a year. #MLB
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7 years
Correa
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5 years
Don’t even have to click to know this sucks shit.
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Braves' Ronald Acuna is doing his part in ruining baseball
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3 years
@Sid_Seixeiro So you're saying they both missed the playoffs? Cool story!
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8 years
@yashar How is he a thing? Is he 12? Does he acknowledge every time someone says "69", too?
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2 years
I absolutely thought @j_chisholm3 got that one. So did he…
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2 years
There just isn't anyone better in baseball than Ohtani. It's not even a debate.
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3 years
If CIN throws at Baez tomorrow, they're fucking losers. Want revenge? K him 4x. Throwing baseballs bc your wittle fee-fees are hurt isn't tough. The notion that it is, is one of the dumbest things baseball ever cultivated. Old school pitchers were soft af for throwing at guys
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5 years
17 bangs is a changeup for the Yankees system, I guess
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5 years
Tell me Votto doesn’t look EXACTLY like someone from the turn of the century era in these unis?! Probably would’ve had some weird nickname, too, like “Carpet Legs” or some shit.
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@JasonSCampbell Imagine having to be that dude, just completely awful
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@LucaGuadagnegro @MediumSizeMeech Or it was LITERALLY her entire point... but sure
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@Jared_Carrabis Imagine paying Mad Dog to talk about baseball in any year after 1976
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4 years
Barry Bonds let himself get merked by a kid on a movie but has to be super stingy about his likeness being in a video game?!
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3 years
Got money for multi-color shirts and yet they are asking for money from the owners? Unreal.
@SNY_Mets
SNY Mets
3 years
☕️📱 @Lindor12BC
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6 years
Looooooool my sister thinks it’s “Jimmy John Surgery” 😂😂😂😂
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Cool. Should be a breeze clicking the right one on my first try! 🧐
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3 years
These seats rule.
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8 years
The excitement in his face when Counsell leaves him in!!!
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7 years
Nobody likes a Ted Cruz joke more than Ted Cruz. He's feelin himself hard on that Curb joke
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8 months
A literal perfect copy of Sad Keanu. God, I love Joey so much!!!
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Joey Votto
8 months
missing ball
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5 years
Tough scene
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3 years
Breaking News: @MLBTheShow is raising their individual rating cap from 125 to 400 to accommodate Eddie Rosario's postseason.
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3 years
Yermin Mercedes catching for the first time in an MLB game. 1-game eligibility leagues rejoice!
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3 years
I’m trying to break into this to see if I can end blackouts 😏
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6 years
Among the most accurate memes I’ve ever seen
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2 years
Holy shit these anti-Ohtani arguments are awful. I'm all for a debate, but haven't seen anything close to a case against him as best player in baseball. Season to date ERAs... AVG v. LHP... lol, what is 10 levels below "grasping at straws"? That's where the anti-Ohtani folks are.
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6 years
"Baseball is boring" -idiots
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4 years
Guess who’s back????
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5 years
Long live the King! @RealKingFelix taken out for the last time in Seattle.
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6 years
Arenado whispers “Yelich is winning MVP”
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7 years
@centrismsucks @Dwade Not gonna lie, I let the flower fool me.
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4 years
Guess he’s not returning to the mound anytime soon if he’s finding other work
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2 years
@Phil_Lewis_ I'm here in the Dallas area (Austin, TX) and can't believe what's been going on there 😂
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3 years
Nobody says "RBIs don't matter!", Bob. The pushback on RBIs comes from using them as a skill measure. "He has 20 more RBIs than this guy, he's way better!" without any consideration for lineup context. THAT was the pushback on RBIs, not their actual usefulness.
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8 years
@_IrishBeauty @TheHealy6 he might just be shook. not everyone has the same outward emotions.
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9 years
Hosmer isn't in the screen when the ball hits TDA's mitt. Stfu about how smart Hosmer. It was ALL the error.
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8 years
Zobrist blocks Rodney's arrow. Lol.
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4 years
There are literally zero baseball games on the weekend? Sick fucking scheduling....
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@sporer
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7 years
Things got outta hand with TCU and Baylor
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4 years
But yeah, kneeling at a football game is the real problem.
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4 years
Oh god, shut uppppppp
@jorgecastillo
Jorge Castillo
4 years
Dave Roberts said he “took exception” to Trent Grisham not showing the respect he believes he should’ve shown to a pitcher like Clayton Kershaw. He said he has no problem with players admiring home runs but he thinks a pitcher of Kershaw’s caliber deserves more respect.
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2 years
Pleeeaasssee @MLBTheShow !
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5 years
My niece dressed up in a hot dog costume for my birthday dinner... just because she wanted to 😂😂😂
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6 years
Braves telecast is a coupla clowns. They sit there *desperately* wanting Gausman to throw at Urena (for something from August ffs, bc 2 wrongs make a right apparently) and then he does and they're APOPLECTIC that he was instantly booted. What the literal hell did you expect?!?!
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2 years
@Manprin @matttomic @wearyhobo lol this aged like milk, eh?
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9 years
The bat flip of life
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2 years
@WorldWideWob That was clutch by the PA announcer
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5 years
Holy smokes, Dyson and Locastro go the synchronized HR robbery and Dyson gets it!!!!!
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7 years
Angel gonna Angel. Jeez. #umpshow
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6 years
@AndrewSiciliano Top 10 WAR twice ('15, '16) and top 10 among hitters in '18 (& still top 15 overall). Holding RBIs against someone w/out context of batting spot & team isn't worth much. 56% of his career batting 1-2, O's never better than mid-pack in R. SB threshold is 100% meaningless.
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No way this season is happening lol
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4 years
7 ER for rookie Houston started? It Bielak that sometimes...
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5 years
“What a read by Fowler” as he’s thrown out by Senzel 😂😂😂
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2 years
Same dude who K'd 13 earlier this week. Easily the best player in baseball. Imagine ever suggesting otherwise 😂
@FanDuelSN_West
FanDuel Sports Network West
2 years
The sound off Ohtani’s bat 😲 @Angels | #GoHalos
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Apparently I'm 40 today 😂 (I actually turn 40 is October, buuuuttt I am McLovin!)
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6 years
IT’S OPENING DAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
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3 years
Just finishing up my 2022 Starting Pitcher Rankings
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3 years
I'M SORRY, PARDON?!?!??!?!?!?!
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8 years
Odor smashes Bautista with a right hook
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10 years
Excellent Samardzija sign in Oakland. http://t.co/OxpvikwDaN
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5 years
So this happened today!!
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The Dodgers getting Mookie Betts
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@spdustin @yashar "69 civilians were killed in a Syrian air strike today -- 69!!! LIKE SEX!!! Hahaha."
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@JonHeyman All the owners are billionaires, the little guy is a myth
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@AndrewSiciliano The 40 HR season thing is pretty useless, too. There have been 25 40-HR seasons since '15. He has 0 yet still slots 9th in total HR. He has 1 season under a .343 OBP since '15, which is far more important than a .300 AVG. You just didn't really say anything valuable here.
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2 years
Look who I found!!!!
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3 years
Everyone should be angry with the White Sox for bringing this dickbag into the league. What an absolute clown who adds nothing to the game today.
@JesseRogersESPN
Jesse Rogers
3 years
Tony La Russa was 'upset' that Yermin Mercedes hit a home run on a 3-0 count last night in a blowout win. "He made a mistake. There will be a consequence he has to endure here within our family."
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@_CJ3M_ @sarameikasai Found the incel!
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6 years
Tim Beckham comes correct with the first bat flip of the season!!!!
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4 years
What a bitchmade comment 😂😂😂😂😂
@SamBlum3
Sam Blum
4 years
Rangers manager Chris Woodward on Fernando Tatis Jr. swinging 3-0 on his grand slam: "I didn't like it personally. You're up by 7 in the 8th inning, it's typically not a good time 3-0. It's kind of the way we were all raised in the game. But ... the norms are being challenged."
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Those looking to make Harris (or Hinch) a goat should realize that Kendrick took a pretty damn good pitch down the opposite field line for a ringer off the foul pole. It was hardly a mistake. Shit happens, there isn't always someone to blame. Sports are insane and awesome.
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@cjzero @theestallion "Who do I throw it to?" 😂 She did great!
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5 years
Charlie Culberson squares to bunt and it goes right off his face. Ouch.
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Matt Chapman: elite at baseball
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2 years
The far and away best player in baseball continues to show why he is exactly that! I love watching Shohei Ohtani
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@247KevinBoilard LOL, I mean there's definitely *something* cringe-worthy here, but it ain't Russ.
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4 years
Open for a surprise!
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It’s baseball season!!!!!!! ⚾️
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4 years
Braves lookin like my @MLBTheShow base running out there
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4 years
Char has a herniated disc that is being treated over the next 4-5 days at the vet w/steroids and other meds. She still has feeling in her back legs which has the Dr. confident of a strong recovery. Nothing is guaranteed, but the outlook is solid. I'll keep y'all posted!
@sporer
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Btw, Char is doing well all things considered, thank you all again sooo much for the amazingly kind messages yesterday 💙
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@AnileAndre @aubrey_huff Imagine thinking he knows what innocuous means 😂😂😂
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6 years
omg omg omg omg omg Khris Davis is batting .247... he CANNOT play tomorrow!!! it'd be fourth straight season of .247 on the dot!!
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4 years
No names on the back of jerseys in Spring Training is remarkably stupid
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