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@Splurges82

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Just a moderately well balanced thick skinned guy looking for a little reason and non-sense. DM as you wish. The universe is chaos; be kind and seek truth. 🖖

Joined January 2022
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@Zack3O12 So that's how Natasha Lyonne's voice got that way... 😁
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@matthewsuber Despite everything she's been through and lost, she's so incredibly gracious, positive and sweet. People should learn from one of the greatest "divas" of all time. And I'm not even that much of a fan, but I greatly admire her.
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Trying very hard to look like I'm not trying very hard. đŸ„Ž
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@JeevesDC It's like a more extreme version of keeping a condom in your wallet... For 2 or 3 years. 😁
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@NiallJames8787 It's Tony Hale! đŸ€Ł
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@ArtofTrek It's the same as asking if hope still matters. 🖖
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@benjennium @KevennTSmith Yes. It was specifically explained in Voyage Home, that the probe was trying to communicate with humpback whales, not just any whale. The idea being that any one single species going extinct could one day mean the death of us all.
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@tiredgaynomad The balance between business and art is completely off. Music used to set trends, now they mostly follow them. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž
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@aust1nday Mirror mirror on the ceiling, what's this long hard shaft I'm feeling? 😂
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@griffinbarrowsx Looking for a tow? 😁
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@St_Louis31 They look great. Very 1950's Beverly Hills. 😎
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At Parc. When a President was just there, ya know the foods gotta be pretty good. đŸ€€
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@santouris It's easy... Just block about 95%. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ˜
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@AustinWilde I guess sometimes people forget that even the prettiest people can be really screwed up, too.
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@AddisonDJenkins Hopefully, it's not like Kindergarten Cop or Dangerous Minds... đŸ€žđŸ˜
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@griffinbarrowsx @MichaelDrummey Griffin's not you're real name!?! 😂 Must have named yourself after the famous Los Angeles observatory. đŸ„Ž
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Illusions of grandeur.
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Awesome eclipse in NJ!!! I've never had the chance to witness one past 60% totality. Soooo cool! đŸ€“
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@dgschell I'm sure they can meet somewhere in the middle... 😂😁
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@Wolver_Peen Just saw this shirt in a store, so yes...
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@SpencerAlthouse That's not a birthday suit! It's birthday armour! 😉
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Had an amazing lunch in the Boston Courtyard Tea Room.
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@griffinbarrowsx There's a reason you typically don't see those same gays past the age of 40... It all catches up and no amount of botox or starch will get out those creases. đŸ€Ł You'll look 30 till you're at least 55, so sleep and hopefully with someone who knows where they are in the morning. 😉
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@Rosserford Especially with that 3,000 piece TOS character puzzle! đŸ˜‚đŸ€“
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@dgschell You definitely look happier. 🙂
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@tiredgaynomad The lack of body language and tone make it very difficult to guage people and most haven't learned to account for that. It's an unfortunate side effect of social media. That's why when I really like who I'm talking to I tend to offer actual vocal communication. Helps a bit. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž
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@Gene_John4 @TroyGreenxo When you take liposuction too far. đŸ„Ž
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@mlkvideos So, you're the reason the postal service is always late! 😜
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@incoherentethan It looks like you're very happy with it. 😅
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@katebushwick Sooo... It's been a year? đŸ€”
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@Wolver_Peen Excellent playing thou. You should go to Chicago and play at Buddy Guy's restaurant. Cool restaurant full of Blues memorabilia and great food, too.
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@Paulwagnerxxxx Hey, just wanted to let you know I have a @paulwagnervx messaging me and I wanted to see/make sure it wasn't you? At least to alert you of a scammer, if it is. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž
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@camjam_s Just put some pineapple slices on those thighs and you've got a juicy baked ham. 😅
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@lycanthropexx It's feeling... French. đŸ„Ž
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@tylergoodson98 That's not bed head! It's all still going in the same direction. You can classify that as wind-blown, at most. 😜
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@dudeboysreal @PaulCassidyOF I'm guessing notes of blueberry. 😁
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@Wolver_Peen I'd be in an asylum, if I had to go more than 3 days... That's super human restraint. 😅
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@pfunksahunk It found me here. đŸ„Ž
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@DiscreetLatino Tis firm... Tis firm as stone.
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@dgschell That's too existential for me! I prefer to to think of it as, "nothing unreal exists." 🖖
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@JeevesDC He wants to do some work for you Pro Boner... đŸ€ŁI had to... Sorry. 😁
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@AndreGreyXXX You already look really fit and perfectly lean. 😅
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@twoguysonecam @Menpublicexpose Sure. Where do you get off...? đŸ„Ž
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@griffinbarrowsx Don't forget a public educational system firmly based in the Sciences!
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@JJFroud Then you'd have to wash your towel? đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž
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Twitter/X in a nutshell. 😂
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@Derek_SFM Talk about creating loads of content! 😅
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She was next to me on the plane. Didn't ask... Didn't want to.
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@matthewafollows There's a tub big enough, I've never found one at 6' 1". 😹
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@dgschell Looks like a horror film where you just escaped a bunch of cult followers trying to make you their sex sacrifice. 😅😏
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@Wolver_Peen Absolutely! 😁
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@griffinbarrowsx At least it's not Kirk Cameron! 😂
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@TroyGreenxo As long as you don't mind lamaze breathing exrecizes and crying. 😅
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Everywhere I go, I see a piece you. đŸ„Ž
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@Wolver_Peen It's not fat! It's big boned! 😉
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@dgschell All 5 extremeties... Thicc. 😅
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@Leo4BOTUS Actually yes. The chances of a direct enough strike during a storm would mean you'd be likely fried anyway, because there's really no actually safety indoors versus outside. In other words, nobody has ever been recorded dying from it. Ya good. 😉
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@tiredgaynomad Using Grindr is kinda like walking dark alleys at midnight in the city. 🙈
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@theJacko This is Seth's brother Josh who was on MadTV and much hotter. He also did a really good gay football skit.
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@TroyGreenxo I wanna be octo-mom! Minus the actual babies. 😅
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@adamsanerof Grim Fandango! 💀
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@justinfleece There was something always so calming and satisfying when he fed his fish in every episode.
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@bjwwstone Get a face tattoo. 😁
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@RoughDomTopXXX @DamagedBttm Nice how his head pops out like a turtle each time you ram inside. Like there's no room left in his torso... 😁
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@dgschell Ready for a game of Tsunkatse? 😉
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@TroyGreenxo Not at all! The watch compliments your top very well. 😜
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@Wolver_Peen @Yummyzine @GQMagazine Doing your best Professor X. đŸ„Ž
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@TroyGreenxo I get the feeling I'd be doing a lot of laundry. đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ„Ž
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@TheTrekCentral Better than Sony! They were going to rip Paramount's properties to shreds.
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@justinfleece Looks like leaps and bounds to me! 😁
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@Fossildaddy Like a sexy David Attenborough. 😁
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@dgschell Just imagine what that could mean for me! đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ It could go full Black Mirror and we'll all find out we're just highly advanced bots! đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«
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@Wolver_Peen When someone touches your ass your clothes vanish!? That's some Black Magic! đŸ˜±đŸ˜
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@TroyGreenxo It's laundry day!! 😉
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@Just_DoingMee @justinfleece Duh, cum trees! 😂
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@ricard_walker That's no cock... It's a space station! đŸ˜…đŸ„Ž
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@xomichaeljohn I believe they're trying to show off your assets and create buzz within the 18-80 demographic. 😅
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@HarryHoran_Hugs People do it all the time. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž It accounts for a large percentage of many business deals. It'll be fine as long as you know who they are and are smart about it. That's also what contracts are for. 😁
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@jeffreyvice7 Yes. Though, you'd probably feel better with sunglasses. 😎
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