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@pfunksahunk

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hey, lol. I’m dumb and play video games.

Joined August 2019
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@pfunksahunk
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2 years
8 months of no tobacco/nicotine. Tell me ur proud of me 🥹
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1 year
18 / / 38 lol
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11 months
a nice simple picture of me in bed, laying on my back.
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1 year
Not to be controversial but… hi 👋🏻
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11 months
sundays am I right
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1 year
It my birthday lol. I bought a little hat to celebrate.
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2 years
i gave myself a haircut today. Do y’all like it 🥹 or nah
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4 months
Me: let’s not make a big deal about it ok? Also me:
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1 year
found the perfect lil summer button down at the thrift store today
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1 year
i waved hi to you plz respond
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2 years
don’t take this the wrong way but I got new glasses
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1 year
One time I posted a picture during pride and was like yay happy pride and an ex DMed me to say I looked insane, lol. But like, he broke up with me for being too gay and liking Colby Jack cheese so, screw that guy I guess bc being proud of who you are is fucking awesome.
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1 year
What if y’all posted your fave pic of you with your pet(s) 🥰 ?? Wouldn’t that be kind of cute and amazing?
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1 year
it’s hot
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1 year
So I bought this jersey from the thrift store this weekend thinking I could wear it if I ever get like super hella buff but I’m impatient 🤷🏻‍♂️ what do you think the B stands for?
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1 year
welp. idk. it might be time to toss this old shirt 😭 it just keeps ripping more and more 😭
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1 year
this shirt is from 1989. know what else is from 1989??
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2 years
Got these mint green Lulu shorts on sale, half off. Like, let’s effing go 2023 is gonna be insane.
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4 months
I went outside today and it was very bright.
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8 months
as a reminder I’m 6’4” btw. Size 13 shoe if that matters. Massive hands. And a HUGE pe…rsonality.
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5 months
hello, I hope this message finds you well 🥰
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1 year
just got home from a hike and I’m sooo sweaty slaaaaaay hahaha mm ice cream so good yes yes yes
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1 year
I’m doing my first ever charity stream on May 21st so I had some merch made to do a giveaway. Naturally I had to order some samples to see how it looked 😎
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1 year
I am trying to adjust my new harness so it fits just right. Maybe someone could help me??
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1 year
wait you can retweet circle posts now?! AND anyone can see them? Ok this is getting outta hand.
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2 years
I accidentally impulse bought a 9 foot roll of watermelon pink paper and have no clue what to do with it now 🤠
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11 months
Barbie tonight eeeeeep
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1 year
Not me though I actually don’t even post thirst traps nope nope 😇
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1 year
Thirst traps are pornographic in their very nature. Why are you posting it? Who are you posting it for? What do you expect from posting it?
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9 months
i know Twitter isn’t going to implode tomorrow but if it did that would make this my last picture
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7 months
just parallel parked perfectly on my first attempt no mistakes soooo i guess bottoms actually can drive tyvm
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1 year
One year into my himbofication how am I doing?
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2 years
One time I went to NYC and I bought this t-shirt. I did it bc I’m gay and I do what I want.
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Anyway I zipped my nuts up in my jeans by accident how’s your day going??
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1 year
Cut some jeans into shorts💃🏻
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2 years
went shopping for a new hat and t-shirt and left with nothing and tbh it’s honestly so messed up
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1 year
almost home and gonna play some video games
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8 months
ahoy sailor, wanna try and sink each others battleships? 👅
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1 year
Three years ago I posted this video and it literally made ppl lose their effing minds. Like ppl were messaging me in absolute tears.
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2 years
dumb gay dad vibes
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2 years
It’s raining today lol
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4 months
the big four-ohhhh 🎂 do u like me crown
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8 months
Anyway here’s the proof that I am indeed very tall or whateva 😮‍💨
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8 months
as a reminder I’m 6’4” btw. Size 13 shoe if that matters. Massive hands. And a HUGE pe…rsonality.
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2 years
So uhhhh it’s Sunday already huh. Well damn. Did y’all have a good weekend?!?
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2 months
i took this picture for you several weeks ago 😌
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2 years
So I got the circles but let’s be honest I’m never gonna set them up. I’m way too lazy and dumb lol
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1 year
cut the sleeves off this flannel today and it’s probably the best decision I’ve ever made with my life.
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1 year
y’all I am having literally the longest day of this entire year
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1 year
Some of you will say this is a thirst trap but I’m wearing a shirt so…
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1 year
This is my interpretation of a gay cowboy 🤠
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3 months
brutus cuddles
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2 months
the truth is I just woke up from a lil nap lol hi
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1 year
today is one year since my lung tried to call it quits on me. it took 2 weeks in the hospital and two procedures to knock some sense (and air) back into it. Idk it was kinda nutty tbh but I’m glad we are getting a-lung better now.
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2 years
The book behind me is called “how to tie knots” bc this one time I thought i would enjoy knot tying as a hobby but I was wrong lol
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Its so me coded fr
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The mustache is enjoying one of its periodic renaissances. “It’s very masculine, but it’s also very flamboyant and quietly sort of queer-coded,” one man from Brooklyn said. “The entire gender spectrum is obsessed with my mustache, as am I.”
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1 year
I like, hurt my shoulder and… it hurts 😭
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3 months
brutus just blending in up there silently judging all who dare to pass
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2 years
busted out the posture corrector for a bit but like idk I just kinda slouching.
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2 years
Spooky Season am I right lol
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2 years
I love pasta lol
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2 years
sorry I’m running late. I… couldn’t decide which hat to wear 😫
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3 months
hi lol is your bussy in bio or nah
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2 years
Happy fridayyyy cuties. How about some cute and fun dbd idk come vibe!!
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2 years
having a lame rush around to get adulting stuff done kinda day and then my barista just tells me I look so nice in olive green it’s not even funny 🥹 like they latte-rly just made my day.
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2 years
Ahoy!!! Thank you all so much for 1k on twitch omgggg. Doing a Scoops Steve cosplay to celebrate ☺️😘 come say hi???
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yes hello please don’t post other peoples nudes or alts or secret OFs without their permission. tysm 💕
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My @DeadbyDaylight x Iron Maiden shirt finally arrived 😎😍
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2 years
I’m your friend to the end. Hidey-ho! Hahaha
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2 years
Tbh tongues are kinda weird huh.
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4 months
when you try to yassify yourself but forgot the “Y”
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2 years
Do another @DeadByBHVR Kate Denson cosplay you said??
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2 years
Day 4 of Covid and I have finally left bed 😭😭😭 short lil stream to say hiiii then… back to bed lol.
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2 years
We got our party hats on. Happy Sunday funday! Live now with some deebeedee 🥰
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I remember last year when I predicted this and no one believed me but, welp, here we are and I was right 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@DeadbyDaylight
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His name is Charles Lee Ray. Chucky to his friends...  You’ll be his friend ‘til the end, right?  Dead by Daylight: Chucky. November 28th. PTB Patch Notes 👉
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2 years
Accidentally dressed like a tree today lol whoops 🌲
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omg wait actually me and boyfie walked up the hill and kinda got a sick view
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Daaaaang ok but my view of the northern lights?? ~beautiful~
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