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@SplendidSpoon

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I'm from the internet and I'm here to help! "2020: The Dumpster Fire": Free on TUBI!

Brighton, MA
Joined September 2011
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
5 years
If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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@EoinHiggins_ She just did a lot by speaking to the camera, though she may not know it yet. I hope she survives. 😭
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
Patriot Fronts cars are in BROOKLINE if anyone can get there.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
6 months
Oh fuck of all the times to wear the Simpsons jacket.
@BTnewsroom
BreakThrough News
6 months
BREAKING: Actress @SusanSarandon has joined the Palestine solidarity activists rallying outside of Columbia University gates to share her message of solidarity with the students.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
ALERTA! More fash incoming! #PatriotFront on the T heading into Boston! #BosPoli
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@LeftistDad Here’s the full photo.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
6 months
@Tori_Bedford @Northeastern So…the cops arrested the people who DIDNT say “kill the Jews”. How predictable.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
3 years
If you see a nazi, taunt a nazi. The crowd will follow. And they will run. #FuckNSC131
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
3 years
Out of jail reunion surprise videos > Back from deployment reunion surprise videos
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Bob Lemon
3 years
Bro been gone since before my niece was 1 and he surprised her by picking her up from school on his first day out 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
7 years
The highly intelligent signage of the gun-supporters. #MarchForOurLives
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Roses Are Red, Violets are Blue For the love of fucking GOD declare a federal emergency in East Palestine, OH and provide relief funds and housing so people don't have to go home, get poisoned and die! Thank you.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
11 months
@RyanShead @AnitaPeck11 Her fingers speak for at least half the nation. I see no problem here.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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@mit_caa Hell yea good job!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@AriBrostoff @evan_greer Thank you. Restricting abortion was originally intended to control women. There is power in pointing that out. Continuing to restrict it controls everyone who may need one. There is also power in pointing that out.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
New praxis just dropped.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
Translation: 45 families have no surviving members.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
1 year
BREAKING: Palestinian health ministry says 45 families have been entirely removed from the Gaza civil registry
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
6 months
Olympia moving Watertown MA - 617-926-5555 Leave em a “nice” review:
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MBTA Distro
6 months
Looks like olympia moving trucks are helping cops repress anti-genocide protestors. They're clearly peprfectly ok with cops who broke bones and spilled blood ar emerson.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
I think y’all better finish this Jan 6 commission and start doling out some consequences before we get more hammer assassins interfering.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
6 months
Man…fuck those pigs. Fuck @wutrain too. Fuck a “camping ban” and fuck repeating the same police riot year after year while continuing to give BPD more money.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
@taliaotg @WizardAFA It’s because they want to hide their license plates.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
4 years clean today.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Because you still turn them off. 70+ bodycam videos of a protest and not one actually capturing the incident you charged my husband for. Good thing the media got you tossing his ass down the stairs. You violated your own bodycam rules and you can only cover your ass so long.
@BostonPatrolmen
Boston Police Patrolmen's Association (BPPA)
2 years
6-years-ago, the BPD’s body-worn camera program began. Prior to implementation, anti-cop zealots promised it would uncover a never-before-seen treasure trove of police misconduct and misbehavior. Guess what? It didn’t. Why? Cuz our cops are some of the nation’s best and finest.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Weaponized Dumpsters are the new Dumpster Fires.
@UnionDrip
Dripped Out Trade Unionists
2 years
This photo from the France pension strike last week goes so hard 📸 credit: jexplore_ton_jardin on Instagram
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
THEY STILL WONT CALL THEM WHITE SUPREMACISTS! WTF!
@BostonGlobe
The Boston Globe
2 years
Marchers carrying flags for white supremacist group move through downtown Boston
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Child labor is grooming. How is child labor not grooming? They want to groom kids to be miserable wage slaves and pretend drag queens are the problem. God forbid kids see glitter and get told to love themselves. The goal is misery, the cruelty is the point.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
9 years
All we are is clicks in the wind...
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@leahmcelrath Yea I didn’t see defeat at all. I saw an angry animal glaring, like through the bars of a cage at a zoo.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
The question isn’t what should the Mayor or the police do about hate groups. I’m so sick of it being framed this way. The question is what are YOU going to do about it?
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@ctjbgc @1312FAS John Camden formerly of American Guard, Vinlanders, Aryan White Wolves and often seen with Super Happy Fun America. Never seen him with Proud Boys. New development.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Everyone wants to kick the fash out of town. Not everyone knows the aftercare involved. I hope everyone assaulted, threatened, sunburned and exhausted has a peaceful night caring for themselves and each other. ❤️🌈✊
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 months
@Tweetorelli @VitaleforBoston I don’t know how one could possibly fail harder. If *my* license or plate was expired, I’d have simply moved my car and said “thank you.” (I had a revoked license for years it’s not a joke).
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@dtension @RodWebber To be fair…we’re really fucking scary!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@vermilionsquad @Travon He wasn’t really resisting though they told him to turn over while they were on top of him!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Whats better than a sousaphone? A sousaphone with sick LED’s! #BostonProtests #BlackLivesMatter
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Heads up #BosPoli - Nazi group NSC-131 are backing up City Councilor Frank Baker against @LizBreadon , latching on to his hateful remarks about her background. This is what happens when you allow this kind of hateful rhetoric to grow! #FckNSC
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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@hungrybowtie I think there’s some rights being violated here…maybe. Just maybe. And the cops are blocking traffic to do it. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 month
His name is Matt Nelson and he could no longer tolerate the genocide in Gaza. #FreePalestine
Iv been up all night trying to figure out who the man who self immolated in front of the Israeli embassy in Boston is. Iv uncovered this. His name appears to have been Matt.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Awwww fuck the thing we all knew would happen totally happened.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
@LolOverruled Scrappy, vengeance-driven former drug addict paralegal with an encyclopedic memory for every crooked cop and federal agent available for hire. 😂
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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@freePAL2020 😂😭😂😭
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
11 months
Hey maybe we shouldn’t be militarizing the police wtf
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NECN
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BREAKING: A car crash involving a large, apparently armored Mass. police vehicle left an elderly woman dead Monday morning, authorities say.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
3 years
Huge crowd in Boston marching to #FreePalestine #Boston4Palestine
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
7 years
@Disdain4Plebs Impossible. I wouldn’t be able to find it!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
12 years
When people are mourning their murdered loved one, you don't send in a bunch of people dressed like the killer. #BrooklynProtest
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Some people just want to be recognized for something besides their mustache. Some people want to be recognized as experts in the field of “coup d’etat”. They worked hard for this.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
#PatriotFront just took the d line outbound from copley. #BosPoli
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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There is no situation where the moral choice is siding with a weapons manufacturer against 3 bleeding-heart kids who made a bit of a mess. Whats wrong with people?
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
11 months
The French are so good at this.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
At least we’ve won this: Arizona- recreational MJ Montana- recreational MJ New Jersey- recreational MJ South Dakota- recreational MJ South Dakota- medical MJ Mississippi- medical MJ Oregon- psilocybin therapy Oregon- decriminalize all drugs D.C.- decriminalize psychedelic plants
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
My husband @RodWebber is literally in federal court today suing the Boston Police, a sitting judge, AND Marty Walsh. What are YOU doing to hold the police accountable? #BosPoli
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
5 years
@marty_walsh @SenSanders Affordable for who?
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Gotta give props to that FBI intern who came up with this janky ass idea and caught 30 wannabe hitmen so far.
@RVAwonk
Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
2 years
WTF. A 21-year-old Air National Guardsman in Tennessee is facing federal charges after applying for a job on a website called "Rent-a-Hitman" and agreeing to kill someone for a $5,000 paycheck. The whole thing was a sting operation.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Real Patriots be like: Via @TheDaveTREE
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Just braved the rain to vote! LT Gov: @TamiGouveiaMA Att. Gen: @ShannonForAG Gov Council: @maradolan4gc Suffolk DA: @RicardoNArroyo Secretary of State: @Tanisha4MA Suffolk Sheriff: @sandyforsheriff (Wrote in my roomies dog for state rep/senate, primary please AB) #BosPoli
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Well executed. 💯
@leahmcelrath
Leah McElrath
2 years
As a former comms person, I’ve sent folks onto television who didn’t hit their talking points this well while sitting in a chair. Impressive—watch:
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
#BostonProtests In case you don’t get it yet!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Occupy may not have saved the world, But it certainly saved me. Happy Birthday Occupy. September 17, 2011 9 years dope-free.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
I mean…probably safer than fentanyl.
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#StopCopCity
2 years
“Pure heroin should be legalized. It’s no more dangerous than whiskey if you know the science. The war on drugs has been most destructive & immoral policy than Jim Crow. We need to legalize all drugs” Retired Police Officer w/Citizens Opposing Prohibition in DC to legalize dugs
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Prison stocks under pressure with Biden due to sign executive order - Amazing if true. End all state use of private prisons too!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Good morning my wonderful anti-fascist, anti-racist friends! Let’s get loud, stay hydrated, and chase these racist douchebags out of Boston! #BostonProtests
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
3 years
I just want to ask everyone who sees NSC-131 around to not always rely on @RodWebber and I to show up. We probably will but it’d be nice to see others to taunt them off. It’s fun!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
Alright BPD can find a reason to post photos and charge this guy but they never do this with NSC-131 or Patriot Front. 🤔 #Bospoli
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Boston Police Dept.
1 year
BPD Community Alert: Identification Wanted on Individual Wanted for Trespassing and Harassing in Back Bay and Downtown Boston
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
6 months
Jesus Christ this is so unnecessary, stop treating the kids like enemy combatants. .
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R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨 #BREAKING : Florida law enforcement who are in riot gear are deploying multiple rounds of tear gas and rubber bullets on protesters at the University of South Florida 📌 #Tampa | #Florida Currently, numerous Florida law enforcement officers equipped in riot gear at the
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
You have a guy literally saying the name of George Floyd before they do the same thing to him we live in hellworld everyone knows it nothing changes
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Fuck this is funny
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Bluff = called
@leahmcelrath
Leah McElrath
2 years
AG Garland summary: • AG approved the search. • Warrant was issued by a Federal court upon findings of probable cause. • Neither DOJ nor FBI made search public info. • Trump made it public info. • Because Trump made it public, DOJ is filing to unseal warrant and receipt.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
3 years
10 years dope free. Happy anniversary Occupy. Happy anniversary to me.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Just because I care about local elections doesn’t mean I believe the system works.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@HeyRatty @universalhub @bostonherald I would like to buy that person a beer!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
I have no better explanation. NSC-131 is he one of yours? #BosPoli
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
@leahmcelrath Oh my god the only thing I noticed is how big his son looks compared to him! 😂😂😂
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Heads up. There’s going to be a rally at Centennial Circle, Glen Falls, NY Saturday night that this Nazi was happy to invite @RodWebber and I to.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Real talk, if my pattern recognition and intuition is right, Patriot Front will probably hit Manchester, NH tomorrow. It’s a long weekend and there’s a lot of visiting fash. I have 0 intel to back this up. This is my spider sense talking.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
I’ll like to thank the CHUDS for nominating me for one of their target lists for the 3rd year in a row. It’s an honor.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Holy fuck I think she’s about to burn it!
@RepMTG
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
2 years
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
10 years
The NSA's "ethics officer" is literally named Shadey Brown. His lesser known alias: Shady McSketchballs.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
5 years ago today I was released from MCI-Framingham. I’ve only gotten better, but that place has gotten even WORSE. Today is a good day to #ShutItDown #FreeHer #FreeThemAll
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Activists camping and fasting to rename Faneuil Hall. Where’s @marty_walsh ? #BostonProtests
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@vermilionsquad @Travon Terrorists. They cause people to live in terror. Picking off lives to prove a point. They say “Stop resisting” so their internal affairs department can check off a box. So scripted. Terrorists!
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@elmforkJBGC The smugness on his face enrages me.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
One again I have to say... I distrust the FBI, but not in a republican way.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
In the midst of the chaos, I was pleased to see @RicardoNArroyo take a strong stance against section 35, AKA forced rehab. I was a victim of section 35 years ago and it made everything worse, not better. This dirty election is silencing the best voices. #StayFocused #BosPoli
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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@MassBailFund The banality of evil speaks softly and enforces fire safety codes at the barrel of a gun. Craven, cowardly mayor. I’m so ashamed I ever voted for her.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Still can’t get over how the Bishop of Boston said Catholics should eat boil dinner on St Patricks day (even though it’s lent) and the bishop of Rhode Island was like “Nope, no meat for you, RI.” Kinda makes me wonder how many other rules are just made up by old men in big hats.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Rape threats, words on the internet don’t scare me. I’ve been to prison, I’ve been in fights and I am NOT here for me. You’re mad because I’m calling out oppression? I will tear off your dick and fuck you with it.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
@DLamontJenkins Young Gen Z kids are gonna go to the Library of Congress and look for “Lizzos Flute” now and there is nothing Ben Shapiro can do about that. 😈
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
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@jaredlholt I love how she included the frustrated army of producers trying to salvage some sense of a tune in this video.
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
We’re at the point where when my coworkers ask what I’m doing for the 4th of July and I respond with “burning American flags”, even the normie’s nod and say “yea…that’s warranted.”
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
It appears Ron Desantis has barricaded himself inside of the Elks Lodge in order to avoid a conversation with Rod and friends.
@RodWebber
Rod Webber
1 year
Semi-emergency situation with Police in Derry, NH at Ron Desantis rally. Need someone asap DM
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
2 years
Mantech huh? 👀 CC @ProjPM
@jeff_tischauser
Jeff Tischauser
2 years
Riley Johnson from South Dakota drove his Toyota Rav4. He helps with cyber security for the group and has interned at Mantech, a government defense contractor. More on Riley here:
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Folks are gathered at the state house again for todays #bostonprotest #BringThemHome
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
4 years
Samsons out of @MassCann ! I ate a whole bag of popcorn watching it! No more Nazi lover in our community! 🎉
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Lauren “Dumpster Fire” Pespisa
1 year
I would like to announce my candidacy for US Attorney of Massachusetts. I will bring the values that everyone claimed my predecessor had to the Mass DOJ. I will be the US Attorney the right feared Rachael Rollins was.
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