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Utah Smash | I am so obsessed with basketball

Utah, USA
Joined December 2016
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
5 years
Huh I didn't realize until today that the home screen of Smash Ultimate actually includes instructions on how to play Mr. Game and Watch, pretty interesting.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
1 year
Officially as good as Spargo.
@tradewarhj
trade war
1 year
also shoutout to @SplashDaddy2324 LOLLLLL
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
@HugS86 Bro fuck smash if Nintendo offers me a bag I'm taking that shit every single fucking time.
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Justin
3 years
Yesterday during losers finals of Port I said to Tanner that I wished Smash crowds were more hostile, and Mkleo heard me and turned around and said "you don't want that with Mexicans here bro" LMFAOOOOOOO
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1 year
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Justin
2 years
Ayo
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
All that talk about the northeast region being stacked just for them to get farmed by BestNess Jr.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
It took 4 fucking years of wasting my Tuesday nights playing a shit ass video game, and Scend, Sticccy, and VaLoR weren't there, but I finally won a Lan King lmao. I can finally kill myself now thank god.
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Justin
2 years
It would be funny if someone kidnapped him and sold him into slavery in order to improve the lives of future generations.
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
2 years
Daily Wire's Matt Walsh: "All of us today would be in a worse spot if slavery never existed"
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
@GabrielsEpic34 @SpeedyBlueDude @KawhiLeopard @pk_blitz So what you're saying is..... Florida is free?
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Justin
5 years
@BestNess_ I'm glad the stream was showing your controller inputs so I can try to lab this one myself.
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Justin
10 months
@DrMerf_ @JoestarJokic @Blacksoldier213 The real answer is, the 04 pistons would absolutely still win the title if you replaced Billups with Brunson. But the league is vastly more talented right now than it has ever been, so if you don't have someone at least as good as Luka Doncic or something it's not happening
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Justin
2 years
Everytime I defeat Steve my god complex gets even worse. But that's ok cause I'm literally Jesus Christ on the sticks.
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Scoot 🇮🇪
2 years
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Justin
4 years
This is what your mom gets you for Christmas when she's not totally sure what to get you but what she does know for sure is that you're a virgin.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
Best player that I've played for every character. I for sure spelled some tags wrong, but who cares.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
@SpeedyBlueDude @yonniFrFx @Phant0mAbat @yggdrasilsaltar Yup lmao. Ant somehow convinced smash Twitter he's one of the best Hero's in the country. He's not even in contention for best Hero in Utah.
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Justin
4 years
This was probably the funniest post of all time in the Utah smash ultimate Facebook page. I was sure this guy was fake but I scrolled through his Facebook page and he's actually real I think.
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Justin
5 years
In colaboration with @SpeedyBlueDude , @KREEEEEEG , and @bananaboyssb , I present the definitive and exhaustive ranking of the best players in Utah for every character in Ultimate. Bestness only counts for Ness, Palu, Lucas, ROB, and Plant, PiXL is not included. SoTah doesn’t count
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Justin
3 years
Kid with one arm vs kid playing on a guitar hero guitar who wins?
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Justin
2 years
People spend way too much time online goddamn. Go for a run, get the endorphins pumping, then go smoke a fat joint and buy some rancheritos. We're all fucked the world is fucked. We're all drowning our sorrow in a shitty children's video game. Fucking relax.
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Justin
4 years
Has anyone else wondered if they are mentally or socially handicapped? Like, you might not know it if you are. What if you've gone your whole life being the special kid, but nobody has sat you down and explained it to you.
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Justin
5 years
BestNess shitting on me with his pocket characters during in person tournaments sucked but getting shit on by his pocket characters during online tournaments is actually 10 times worse cause the whole time I'm just thinking of him laughing at me with his stream.
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Justin
1 year
@SpencerScend Time to pull up the vods 🕴🙏💪🐐
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Justin
3 years
Honestly fuck Vegas for seeding all their players above Utah. Vegas is so traaaaaaash. I drove 5 hours to lose to fucking Kreeg, someone I've lost to 30 times in the last few months, In singles AND squad strike. Vegas should swallow their ego and accept that they're FREE
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Justin
3 years
Deactivated Twitter for the last week, back on cause Twitter is funny, but I made sure to take out the trash before I came back. Anyone who plays Steve against me in bracket from this moment on is auto blocked.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
1 year
I'm sorry everyone
@TemporaryPlan
TemporaryPlan
1 year
Alternate universe where Ken didn't reverse 3-0 Splash Daddy
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Justin
2 years
I am simply the best player in the world.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
90% of Utah smash bros players are either white fuckbois or Latinos
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Justin
4 years
Blake's head snaps up as he hears mention of his past. Amanda Moon. He'd spent years erasing all evidence of his former life of being a female space vigilante. Too many people wanted him dead. Does he know? Is he just a dumbass? Blake can't risk it. Tom needs to be taken care of.
@googlefiber
GFiber
4 years
@BlaketheMoon Awww, thank you Amanda. We're always happy to help! -Tom
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Justin
5 years
Me: Walks into @bigblackssbu ‘s apartment. Big Black: Hey man with all the tournaments being cancelled are you finally gonna go get laid?
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Justin
4 years
In order to create even more drama, I will be holding an event on the same day as these two. $0 pot and no food, but the winner gets to suck my dick.
@GoGeurt
callie
4 years
to avoid the drama that didn’t exist, im also doing this on the same day at the same time as this dude. $250 pot bonus, drinks, and goodies. RSVP in my dm’s🤪🎉
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Justin
2 years
I need everyone to know who listed me as their "bracket demon" that I'm not your demon, I am just so much better than you. The only people who can actually say I'm their demon are G0ldenpsi and Fasian lmao. There's still a skill gap but it's not gigantic.
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Justin
5 years
@BestNess_ throwing in the winners side of bracket at labs so that he can beat Kofu in losers every week has got to be a top 5 petty thing of all time and I absolutely love it.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
Checking myself into rehab, I have a cursing problem and I'm now finally realizing it. I'm gonna get better guys I promise 🙏
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Justin
3 years
If I'm a TO running a big event, I'd let top players register early cause I want my event to be fun to watch, and having good players there brings people in. But if I'm a top player who misses registration when the time for it opening was given well in advance, I am a dumbass.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
It's time bitches. Hopefully all the payouts will get sorted out in the next week or so but for now let's gamble more! I feel like this next season could be one of the most competitive Utah has had recently, I'm excited to see what happens.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
Every time
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
I'm gonna write a teenage dystopian romance novel where the only people left on the earth are high school weebs and bitchy white girls that form two different nations, and then go to war. Lmk what you think of my idea.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
1 year
I love it when I get a text message at 1 am and think damn who's tryna get this dick rn and then it's door dash confirming the order I just placed literally seconds ago.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
How everyone in Utah smash wins games. No disrespect to any of the tiers, they're all pretty viable ways to win games.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
BIGIKEFAN7000 has now joined Deep Leffen Bot as the only accounts that I have tweet notifications turned on for.
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Justin
5 years
I was really feeling down about Temp deleting his Twitter, but then this amazing 15 year old PT main from Arizona came around and really brightened my day. Thanks man.
@iamtilted
Alexander
5 years
Bowser mains might be (no they probably are) the MOST carried character in all of smash history. I do not think a single character in this entire franchise has the ability to carry as hard as this piece of shit does.
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Justin
3 years
Vegas being Vegas 🤪
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
Here's a real tier list, preconceived notions about the game be damned. Characters at the top are the characters that you bet on if you know absolutely nothing about the players, the characters that just win. Characters that will make you get better results. Fully ordered.
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Justin
2 years
Steve players claim that he has some bad mus but every time I see those mus being played the Steve player wins unless it's fucking Spargo or MkLeo or something. The only time I see Steve lose is when the other player is so unbelievably better that it doesn't matter.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
Proud to present the top 18 tweets and Facebook posts produced by Utah Smash. Each entry was judged by how entertaining it was. We'll start with 18 and count down to number 1. I was gonna do a top 10, but there were too many good ones.
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Justin
3 years
Florida beefing with the Midwest just for Scend to show up and bitch slap everyone there was the best thing I've seen in a bit
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
Fit check
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
Everywhere I go, I see his face.
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Justin
3 years
Aight doesn't look like speedy is gonna ever put a stop to it so here you go lmao
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
Being friends with @iamdnorth is like having a great boyfriend who sends you door dash on your birthday while you're working a grave shift 🥰
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
1 year
New whip or whatever
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
Sticccy will farm losers for sure, but Mattbro beating him with the "notLKA" sponsor on his startgg after LKA didn't let him on for some reason is so FUCKING hilarious and raw.
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Justin
3 years
I knew Fasian left the country to fuck but this isn't what I had in mind.
@Belipe_Gongel
Kalcetin
3 years
Peleando con la consistencia
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
At lan king two hours early after eating pizza by myself out of principle 👍
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Abi
2 years
I will not be at LAN King out of principle 👍
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Justin
2 years
The seeding at that Idaho tournament is in contention for the worst seeding at a smash tournament all time. Like there's no anyone in Idaho would be even close to top 10 in Utah, and they seeded a bunch of their players above our top 3 😭 Pass me whatever they're smoking PLEASE
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
Ever since I've been in the smash scene I've told people my name is Splash Daddy, because I didn't want them to really know me. But my real name is 😩BigTittieLover😈. Get fucked incels.
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Justin
4 years
I don't usually tweet about my smash success, but as of today my record against VaLoR is no longer 0-a fuck ton, abd is now 1-a fuck ton. GIGANTIC day, sex with the wife is gonna be so hot tonight.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
5 years
Goals for this season: 1. Make it on the PR 2. Be happy for Player 0 when he makes it on the PR and I don't lol 3. No johns
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Justin
3 years
I money matched a shit ton of top players at mainstage, lost a lot of game 5s lmao. But the one positive for me at this event was taking an absolutely gigantic steaming dump on Maister and taking his $10 hahahahaha.
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Justin
2 years
This game is literally so cringe
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
1 year
My brother got married look at them so cute.
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Justin
5 years
@bananaboyssb "Hey guys Banana Boy here, I just want to start off by saying you're all dumb pieces of shit and you should go fuck yourselves."
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Justin
3 years
Here's my crew 😈😈😈😈😈
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Abi
3 years
The fellas (I still play Pyra/Mythra but idk how to fit them into my bracket roster rn)
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Justin
3 years
I used Beat's Utah smash tiermaker template to make a guess at what I think the rankings will be by the end of next season, I was finding most of the meme lists very interesting. I'm ready to be crucified.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
Alright bitches slap your money and your big fat dicks on the table. Top 50 is fully ordered. If you reply with a bet and I say shake that means the bet is on unless you unshake on the bet before the season starts. In the replies imma explain a few placements.
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Justin
4 years
I laughed the entire time. If you told me this was an SNL skit, I would 100% believe you.
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Justin
2 years
I love paragon! ❤️💝🥰❣️🏩💌😻❤️‍🔥🫶😍💘💗💖💕💓
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Justin
2 years
Lan King is pretty lit tonight goddamn
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Justin
1 year
Not gonna share any context at all but "thanks for wasting my time" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard someone say after beating someone at a smash tournament.
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Justin
4 years
I am going to create a list of the top 10 tweets from Utah Smash Twitter. Please submit tweets by commenting either a link to the tweet or a screenshot of the tweet. You can also dm them to me if you'd like. The tweets don't have to be necessarily good, just entertaining.
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Justin
4 years
I just took the time to rank the top 100 players in Utah (from the braacket) by how good their gamer tag is. I'll provide commentary on some of the tags 100) Bass27Forte. It's just kinda cluncky with no good abbreviation 99) Orange Dredge. wtf even is this tag
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Justin
3 years
New Utah girl name just dropped tap in
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Justin
2 years
Calling in the the Avengers to save Utah Smash
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Justin
5 years
Temp beat me and then he tweeted about it I've hit rock bottom
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Justin
5 years
@bananaboyssb @BestNess_ Wait I thought he posted the clip to show him avoiding the yo yo lmao. Like I didn’t realize the rest of the clip was what he wanted people to see
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
5 years
I miss going to tournaments so bad
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Justin
4 years
PSA to all the girls in Provo: Liking The Office is not a personality trait.
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Justin
3 years
10 bucks to anyone who can figure out what this tier list is
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Justin
3 years
Guys holy shit this embarrassing we got farmed so fucking hard why can't be we beat the stupid psychic child
@jackie_peanuts
Jackie Peanuts
3 years
I put together one last big post for @pgstats to end the year right: 2021 Ultimate Local Winners, Mapped & Wrapped: a big collection of infographics to define offline Smash Ultimate in 2021 read, and find the data behind this and the other map posts here:
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Justin
3 years
Scend: Makes a living off of smash Kreeg: Unemployed VaLoR: Makes more money than you Banana Boy: Full time student and a successful YouTuber PiXL: Works/Raves/Fucks then goes to an event once a month and kicks your ass Sticccy: Full time student Empress: Employed Ty: Employed
@crown_puff
DSJ
3 years
Hit your local PR players with the “how’s the job hunt going?” before the set starts and watch them crumble mid set.
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Justin
2 years
Tonight I was at a fucking New years eve after party thing where I definitely didn't know anyone. And then out of absolutely NOWHERE some dude pulled up this clip and pointed me out and told everyone to watch me get butt Fucked LMAO. I was convinced it was not real.
@Kreeg_
luka
2 years
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Justin
4 years
I just have a way with women it's crazy
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Justin
4 years
I just finished watching Community, and it is on the short list of shows that after finishing I feel devastated it's over. It's also on the even shorter list of shows that I feel like had a PERFECT ending. That list is now Community, The Good Place, and Workaholics (lol)
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
4 years
I'm tryna find a girl who will go to war for me the way Sonic25 goes to war for Sonic.
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Justin
3 years
Happy Thanksgiving fuckers
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3 years
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Justin
9 months
This your goat? Wait shit fuck nvm. Is THIS your goat? God fucking damnit nvm.
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@LANKingGaming
LAN King
9 months
This your goat?
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Justin
3 years
We took family pictures. Also my mom is getting married in October can't believe she beat me life is hard.
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Justin
4 years
You either die maining a mid tier or you live long enough to see yourself drop that shit and main Palu
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Justin
2 years
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@Anania00
anania
2 years
behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person
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Justin
3 years
ITS TIME FUCK ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS IM MARRIED TO THE GRIND MOTHER FUCKERS I just registered for TZL Smash Weekly #8 via @smashgg
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
3 years
When Mattbro defeats you so hard in your high school brawl tournament in 2013 that you have to consume a juice box to recover
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Justin
1 year
I'm fairly confident there's tons of cute girls in their mid 20s in the world who would love to get blazed out of their minds with me and play Zelda but I'm equally confident that none of them live in Utah Valley.
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Justin
3 years
Dubs rankings. The first 6 tiers are ordered, the last 3 are unordered. If I haven't really played dubs with someone I just guessed where they should be but it's probably accurate anyway. If you disagree with your ranking, find a teammate and money match me.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
2 years
Yesterday I FINALLY beat Breath of the Wild, it's the first game I've completed in the last 9 years lol. It was incredible....... Are all video games this fun? I thought it was just smash hahahahahah. Super excited for the new Zelda game definitely getting it day of release.
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@SplashDaddy2324
Justin
5 years
Thanks to all the PR players who didn't show up to Lan King tonight so that I could make some money lol
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