My favorite part of the Melee discourse is something I heard Coney say a while ago. He said that Puff basically exists as an anti-thesis to everything that Melee players THINK Melee is (the super interactive combo heavy game), and basically shows them what the game actually (1/2)
Do you guys think HBox in his daily life just says “____Box” for random things?
Like he’ll go get groceries and be like “GroceryBox is in full effect” or something like that
Coney said on stream that they literally sat Onin down at one of the events and told him that he can’t build dicks and that he should stop, clearly he didn’t understand them
I swear half the people who play smash bros don’t like the game
“I like fighting characters that play smash” bro it’s smash bros everyone plays smash, your definition is swordies and ZSS and Wolf. Zoners and shit are real archetypes
Why play a game when you hate 70/80 matchups
is, which is way lamer than the playerbase likes to admit. So they hate Puff and try to limit that character winning as much as possible, so that they can keep living in their perfect world of Melee without acknowledging the bad parts (2/2)
Why do people think it’s a “gotcha” when Steve/Kazuya players do worse without their mains LMAO. 90% of the smash playerbase is people who solo main and would do way worse if they weren’t allowed to play the character they put thousands of hours into
@HowLonesome
Bro even as a kid I knew how to DI 😭
Holding away from the direction you get sent to live longer is like the most intuitive thing thing in the world
@Thunderblunder7
Blunder says graphics are fire cause he hasn’t touched a video game besides showdown for 10 years so his most recent exposure is Halo 3 or some shit
I’m gonna say it
If you’re using the Steve bans and stuff just to shit on Steve players and be like “haha I can’t wait to watch them go 2-2 with their new characters” then I do not like you. Everyone puts thousands of hours into their mains, it’s not a Steve exclusive thing
🚽🕹️SKIBIDI SMS TOP 10🎮✨ Kai Cenat is excited to share the SMS Q3/Q4 PR Top 10 Sigmas💃🏆
Thank you to
@BSwishTheRealst
&
@SpencerBN_
for the amazing banner, and to everyone who participated this season.
@__Yohan1__
@Cinnpie
@Technicals_
This isn’t huge LMAO, she didn’t apologize for diddling a 14 year old as a 23 year old and all she said was “I never raped anyone”
Alright, time for a HUGE announcement...our first crew stepping into the ring is the absolutely titanic Team Mexico.
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We're beyond excited to welcome
@Mkleosb
,
@Sparg0ssb
,
@chag_spc
,
@RDTBigBoss
, and
@Maister_SSB
to LMBM! This year is gonna start off spicy 👀
@Vixen_SSB
The “I go by the gender of the character on the screen” is the most half assed excuse I’ve ever heard and I hear it literally all the time when people misgender me at tourneys
Charles is legit just spreading misinformation on Tweek Talks LMAO. He said the maximum amount of diamonds Steve can have is 9, the most you can have is 4 😐
Jesus Christ there’s no way Tweek and Light just admitted they only barely started looking at Steve’s inventory and that they didn’t know anvil and cart only took 1 iron, people are so fucking LAZY when it comes or fighting Steve holy shit
One thing I noticed about Kagaribi last night is just how happy Zackray looked the whole time. Even after losing both his sets, he was all smiles and seemed genuinely happy
I played friendlies with Tea’s Pac Man after bracket cause I wanted to fight it and he said “no Zelda, bad matchup” when we started LMAO
Genuinely crazy that I’m keeping up with these guys (he also called me better than Mystearica and Yn 🥴)