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Father | Libertarian | 2A Advocate I will become increasingly more annoying, solely for the lore.

Michigan, USA
Joined July 2015
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@SoyTofuBoy
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7 months
@b3elema @crazyclipsonly Dolphins also rape humans in case you didn't know lol
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@xgigglypuff "I agree that this is going to far, but I also think y'all just hate women" I'm sick and tired of women thinking that being called out means they are being targeted for being a woman
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@johnKmcs @b3elema @crazyclipsonly Bro, a dolphin can be 6-12 feet long and weigh anywhere from 350-1500 pounds. Fight that battle please, let me know how it goes lol
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@b3elema @crazyclipsonly Yeah, dolphins have; kidnapped, raped, and murdered other dolphins, and humans 😭 hate those bottle nosed bastards
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@JDCocchiarella Here let me give you a couple. 1) Home Defense 2) Hunting 3) Competitive Shooting 4) Because we fucking can. An AR-15 is just a tool, the weilder is the problem. Quit making it a gun problem, it's a people problem.
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@ATLCam11 @luliboy21 @jaxajueny When the fuck did anyone say Dahmer shouldn't have had a documentary on how fucked he was? 9/11 literally has not been brought up in this thread until you. What a fucking reach.
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@ske7ch Mine outright said they were going to send a condolence card to the family of a bot that I headshot... So... Yeah, loving it. Can we get one that hypes us up constantly though?!
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@PaulTassi It's not just the cost. She is getting backlash due to immoral business practice; in the form of repackaging another companies cookies, and selling them for a 3x markup after lying and saying it's "her companies original product" (it's not).
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@JakeSucky > Streams the Superbowl > Streams on another platform > Stream porn on the other platform > Speak ill of Twitch > Gets the hammer swung on "I got banned for no reason."
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@MuItimach Bungie gets rid of CBMM, then will suspend you for THEIR awful service. Knew it was only a matter of time.
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2 years
@oddmb_ @Bungie So you can boot people with effiency!
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@All_The_Players Hunters make up about 70 to 80% of the entire D2 player base, and this is ACTIVE hunters not people who just have one created. They weighted it with a population cap, and gave warlock an even higher weight to help them try and beat titans. The fact is titans are a more fun class,
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Fuck it, I'm going to do my first ever giveaway! I'm giving away 2 Halo Infinite 5,600 credit packs for your respective platform! Giveaway ends day AFTER the new Halo season 2 starts! Enter by retweeting and following yours truly!
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@coltgovtmodel He's talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger
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1 year
@HaloHubGG Overall somewhat boring, but I'm able to do funny stuff like this.
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This is literally the only thing the PvP mains want to see. We want the casual playerbase to strive to be better, not cry about the system until its broken beyond repair. Huge W to this guy, and massive respect to all the PvP mains showing support.
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Final day of S18. I went into Plunder a very PVE main, and I leave it a PVPer. Prior to this season I had 12 TOTAL crucible resets in 3,000 hours. I was a .83 overall KD. Now I’m leaving the season with 7 resets in one season alone and a 1.0 KD overall. Season you in S19 😎
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@poutyemily Everyone was told that after the Hot Tub Streams were given a category that it was going to escalate. It's going to keep escalating and won't stop, women are literally shoving their microphones betwix their cheeks and farting now for fuck sake. 👏 Twitch is a gaming platform 👏
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@TheJamieHerring @aShotgunApe So you're happy about other people's misery? Is your life THAT bad?
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@gunpolicy 800 cops to a million people. That's 1 cop to every 1,250 people. If anything this reinforces why you should carry it. You can't rely on police when it comes to crowds
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@MagickMoonshot "Maybe if I just carry on like this past week of my dumb decisions didn't happen, thay everyone else will act like it didn't happen!"
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@FenixAmmunition Found the full video; TLDR is downstairs was roommates home. He yelled for her to do something, she didn't. After he was dragged downstairs he gained the upper hand as the shotgun guy slipped. She ran to a different room and hid, and called the police. He still married her lol
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@HaloTheSeries I hate so fucking much how he never wears the helmet. You are enraging the fan base more and more every day, that part I do love though.
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@xgigglypuff Maybe next time quote Tweet the exact thing you're talking about, instead of quote Tweeting the initial issue then talking about misogyny??? Is that so hard? There was clearly major missing context.
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@Benjjjyy Hope Pete's paycheck was worth his humanity, holy shit.
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@Logan22459 East Palestine (where the derailment occured) population; 4,700 residents Chernobyl population: roughly 50,000 East Palestine: train derailment and environmental hazard chemicals spilt followed by controlled burns Chernobyl disaster: nuclear/radioactive Keep fear mongering
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@aeiouthefirst Instead of shunning the highly elite PvE'rs, how about you watch a Rick Khackis guide and become part of the problem smh
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@Benjjjyy He defended pedophilia and then used autism as the guys excuse. I never thought I'd see that side of him, I hope he stays gone, absolutely disgusting.
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@lamuliz Every American politician that voted in support to fund Israel, should all be charged as accessory for crimes against humanity.
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@JohninSanMarcos @Ragland1836 Anyone who says "I make 6 figures" in an argument, most certainly do not make 6 figures lmfao
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3 years
@A_dmg04 It's not a meme, but a W. Just finished this out a few minutes ago.
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@BungieHelp I severely doubt it wasn't live. Everyone, and I mean everyone was matching people across entire continents, never people close by. Topping it off, not one person I've seen has said "it was pretty casual."
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@KaiKongsNFT @tonyhawk Paying for something that they originally had for free; and to help show they are the actual celebrity and not some weird freak pretending to them. It's about the principle, if they got rid of follower count you'd never be able to find the celebrities on here now lol
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@BarefootTasha_ Quit. Acting. Like. It's. A. Gender. Thing. She is getting backlash due to immoral business practice; in the form of repackaging another companies cookies, and selling them for a 3x markup after lying and saying it's "her companies original product" (it's not).
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@Helldivers2HQ More enemies = more democracy
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@Destiny2Team "We have irrefutable evidence, and simply ask that you trust us."
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@kitsua_ The same people in charge of playtesting hunter stasis before release.
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@Erianas_Vow You're literally a cheater lmao
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@DailyLoud He is still an adult with a lot of experience in the world, no matter what the child has done he should still have had the conscious mind to say "this isn't right." Quit trying to sugarcoat that he's a pedophile.
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@JustaMinx @KavosYT He hit Froggy with "I don't get along with him" and "guilty by association"
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@henrybadger19 I genuinely hope they give us THEM, and a Rogue Super Earth faction to fight against :)
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@davidhogg111 We don't ask a person who barely passed high school science how to solve climate change, so why would anyone be wanting you (with zero firearms training or background) to talk about 2A?
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@crowbarcombat The concerning things I would do to even fire a WA2000...
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@Ragland1836 Found the actual full-length video. It was dudes fiance, and after the dude got dragged down the stairs, she RAN to a different room and called the cops. He still married her, should've made her single as quickly as bro was dragged.
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@slmnewton @tonyhawk @elonmusk Thanks for the new wallpaper bro
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@Benjjjyy I'm sorry man, but if anything it's a mixture between how unaffordable healthcare is in America, the stigma around mental health, and partially the access to firearms. But banning firearms and creating stronger gun laws WILL NOT fix the issue. We need affordable Healthcare man.
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@DefyFly Me who actually deleted their entire vault, all 3 characters, and uninstalled the game because I'm sick of the cycle
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@TheTrueVanguard ALL the PvP players said this type of shit would happen. The 1.2 PvP mains, the 2.0 PvP mains, and the 3.6 PvP mains. But we didn't know what we are talking about, and now it's here.
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@A_dmg04 Dear Bungie and Associates, please refer to all New Lights as Kinderguardians in future posts. Sincerely, Me <3
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@AngryGrapeApe @KLobstar You literally look like the type of guy to claim to have served, but the only thing you served was an annoying attitude to a waitress.
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@Dianexis It's only a "good idea" if you're already in an established career where you don't need to worry about facial tattoos. Example(s): construction, pipefitter, inmate, factory worker.
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@Azurite_Dragoon Handcannons should be the baseline of weapon balancing. It is the best short-mid range weapon, overall has the most well-balanced stats. Also bro, you're literally an auto rifle abuser. Autos take some of the least amount of skill in the game.
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@Mickchains @JakeSucky The dude owes an apology to himself. Greek became a completely different person after he lost all his weight. He's taking something, and it's hurting him.
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@Benjjjyy Logic after making yet another account:
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@RSoftball28 @SweeetTails No. It 100% is on the women that are breaking ToS, always testing the waters, always pushing the border. Don't defend their actions. Twitch is however also at fault for letting themselves be inconsistent as fuck with their application of the ToS.
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@6Foot4Honda @vidsthatgohard He's being physically assaulted?
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When @Dragosnuv asks for you to heal him but you're only in stream. I gotchu homie.
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@Ms5000Watts @Bungie SBMM has no place in Destiny 2 as long as we run a peer-peer connection. It will only work with dedicated servers. I will die on this hill.
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@ske7ch Here's the clip of it if anyone wants a good chuckle!
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THIS IS WHY THE GAMING INDUSTRY IS SO AWFUL RIGHT NOW. Mundfish (the devs of Atomic Heart) is based out if Cyprus, and has ZERO affiliation with Russia, but idiots like this exist and spread mass misinformation. It's a fucking video game, quit making it political.
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@JustADruggie Buying Atomic heart = paying for everyday 09/11 in Ukraine
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@Benjjjyy People REALLY hate seeing other's succeed. If they're found cheating, Bungie will disqualify them.
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@All_The_Players And are literally one of the best classes for bounties, crucible, strikes, and gambit. After the weight against hunters was levied, a bunch of their people just gave up instead of actually contributing. Therefore quit crying about "cheating" when there is none. Quit bitching.
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@AngelaBelcamino @POTUS If you speak for me, then I expect you to start paying my bills real quick.
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@jingelhymer Bungie's greatest triumph > add SBMM > SBMM and poor connections makes people leave > Adds quitter pentaly to quickplay "The system works!"
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@SteveMi77080252 @alltooriley Israel has been bombing Palestine since 1948... But whatever right?
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Nice to know that Marty supports genocide in the middle east.
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Marty O'Donnell's political campaign is going swimmingly
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@TStorm106 The casual community is more toxic than the hard-core community and I will forever stand by this statement.
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@ElWray20 @WyrmStar @crazyclipsonly Ducks, Orcas, Geese, Otters, Chickens, etc. It's *not* just Dolphins.
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@Freezerio1 @LUCKYY10P Yes but actually no, typically it slows down after a few hours and gets back on track. Overall it's a API issue.
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@Bungie How the hunter mains will look with the new armor
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@jingelhymer2523 The fact that stasis (the ultimate shutdown super) can't even kill it, shows this is a major fucking problem.
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@FrenchieHugo Whisper just needs a buff, but DARCI 100% needs to be a special weapon.
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@TryhardTristan @A_dmg04 Saladin. It's GOT to be Saladin. He wants all out war, and for them to bend the knee against us. Having an assassination attempt from the Cabal, will push Zavala into total war. Saladin wants us on top.
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@KoiBraden @Ragland1836 Bro, didn't you get charged with carrying a weapon illegally? Why were you carrying it? Was it to defend yourself? This is getting weird.
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@Ricaboo78 @johnKmcs @b3elema @crazyclipsonly Idk man, a Dolphin can swim up to 25mph, I don't think you're gonna Keanu Reeves, Matrix that shit
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@RVal1995 @FBrownCow @detectclips Legal system prevailed and put away a murderer who took the law into his own hands??? He should have stopped attacking the freak when he was no longer a threat, and waited for the police. Now he doesn't get to watch his daughter grow up.
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@SaintLaurant @Paultx890 @LayeredPraise Imagine not being able to hear sarcasm, even through the laughter in the crowd.
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@KhaleesiBB Dark Souls lore is old, it's all about the Elden Ring lore now, get with the program.
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@NotMorokei @Azurite_Dragoon Bro he has over 20k kills on auto rifles then his next highest is 6k on fusions. He thinks anything that requires skill is a hindrance.
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@TheTrueVanguard Mara Sov: Abandoned her people and caused her brother to go through a traumatic event while refusing to intervene. Petra Venj: Never abandoned her people, wanted to help Uldren Sov, knew she couldn't do it alone so she asked for us to help. Vote for Petra.
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@XillixGG It's a sexist platform that caters to an audience that demands more and more doors be opened, forever pushing the boundaries on what is allowed. It won't change, it'll continue to get worse until we have hardcore pornography on Twitch, and THEN they'll finally draw the line.
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@FenixAmmunition I work government contracts here in Michigan, and they have never had an issue forking over government money; no matter how much the bill is. Why police agencies are begging for free ammunition is beyond me.
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@DestinyBulletn I really don't know how so few people see this as a problem. Contest is meant to body you, it's meant to be difficult, meant to make you struggle-bus your way through. I personally feel like the last true challenge of D2 has died.
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@AngronAurelianX @xgigglypuff "But that's not the Tweet, I *said* that I feel some people are being misogynistic." -Madison
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@LogPowerslave What an interesting hill you've decided to die on dude
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@VGC_News You're a verified "news" Twitter, and you can't even do enough research to see that a lot of items are defaulted to the name "Bonobo" as they're creations of a internal dev-kit named "Bonobo." Shit it's nowhere in your article after it's been massively circulated.
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@avsterbone @Everytown This is why I avoid Ferndale, Williamston, Grand Rapids, Southgate, and Farmington Hills. It's full of people who don't know ANYTHING that they want to talk about.
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@ritzzcar "Our Executives made the hard decision to lay off our amazing team, to line our pockets." -Bungie Management
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@NewtownAction Imagine that, another gun free zone with no security gets people killed. It's almost like there should be security there to protect the children, that's wild.
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@SarahFaith74 @Logan22459 It will never be worse than Chernobyl, do you even have an ounce of thought on WHAT happened at Chernobyl? The difference between hazardous chemicals and nuclear material is world's apart.
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@TheRichFromCali I mean... He's sending taxpayer money to a foreign government to help pay for that government's pensions, all while ignoring the issues going on in our country. The UN was created to get involved in things like this, yet the US is still spearheading it, but oh well right?
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@FakeSalvi @TheTrueVanguard They are listening, but to the wrong people. They listen to the .5's and .7's. The ENTIRE PvP community was outraged when SBMM was announced, and we were harassed when we tried standing our ground. We went through this multiple times already, and we are going toe-toe again.
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@poutyemily Female empowerment is one thing, and everyone who knows me is fully aware that I highly support it... But this shit is something else. Reminder we had a female Twitch partner literally get away with showing her vagina and b-hole on stream... Where is the line at?
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@NaviGoBoom Rather have a pink gun, rather than no gun.
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@destiny_thememe What sort of ass backwards stuff is this? Boys are always ecstatic of a female voice even being heard. Imagine hating women so much, that you don't even want to hear their voice in a game... Man's probably in denial about a lot.
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The Truth About Dragosnuv (worth the read) Read:
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