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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 months

2024 fic/update masterlist 🧵

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

@LundeaDeRune @danidonovan Bc THEY'VE never gotten that many banana peels in THEIR game so maybe you just need to be more careful when you're driving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

4 years

@FakirName1 @beautifulswamp @Kidfears99 @HudsonVill Because they've been told over and over again that anything else is communist/socialist hell that will lead to the demise of the country

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Dear SQ and CS, YOU are the heart of your ships, not the show. And they can't die if you keep them alive. Trust us - we know. Love, OQ

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 years

Chillin with the Queen. Literally. We're cold. ❄️👑❄️

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

@courtneymilan If I was stuck in a submersible thousands of feet below the surface with dwindling oxygen, all my fellow passengers would have extra air bc I would have done them all a solid and simply died of a massive panic attack as soon as we realized we were stuck

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

16 days

@earlsofrisk Having their secret plan to fight inflation moment

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Here's (one of) the thing(s) about Liv not being ready... She knows this man. He doesn't just wanna have a couple of coffees with her, or go for a couple of rolls in the sack. He wants to wife her up. He's a wifing-a-gal-up kinda guy. And when has she EVER been ready for that?

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Time for the gay -- I mean GOLD -- panel! 👯🏳️‍🌈👯 #ladyday

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

wait hold on can we talk about how oscar papa was literally only there so elliot could shove him into a bookcase? they didn't need him for the plot, right? he was just there for the fanservice lol

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1 year

Once again… #SVUxOC

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

can we talk for a second about him saying "I thought i'd lost you" and her saying "I can't imagine what that brings up for you" bc she knows that he was terrified he'd lost another woman he loved bc -- and this is the important part -- *she knows that he loves her*?? I'm—

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

I'm sure this is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but: I'm glad they didn't kiss and let me tell you why. 1) she immediately assumed her being shot brought up memories of kathy's death 2) jamie had just died So I think if they kissed now, part of her would think it was grief/ptsd

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

"I don't want secrets in my squad......also I need to call Don Cragen and apologize for some things." 😂

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 months

I'm just so pleased that one show finally knows what the other is doing FINALLY

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

no really watch it like forget the promo ever existed and really *watch* it, we'd have been losing out collective *minds* without the promo, there's so much here

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Olivia Benson’s goals for 2023:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

6 months

Wait the guy who’s got it out for Elliot is named Warren? lol

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@elliotcmoliviaa

6 months

CRAGEN!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

can we *discuss* her arms around his neck??? his arms around her??? they've wanted to hug like *this* for like a quarter of a century guys idec if their mouths touch I am livinggggg for this hug

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Hey guys, I uh... I wrote a thing.... A little post-crossover (a few weeks post-crossover) Elliot and Olivia thing... Title: Couches. Rated: M. Summary: What's a little dry humping between friends?

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Honestly it's a good thing Elliot left when he did bc season 13 liv woulda broken that marriage without even trying

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 years

Part of Sean's speech at the closing ceremony. Hope to see you again soon, @sean_m_maguire !

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Just spent some quality time with this lady and some good friends. Always a highlight of the con weekend.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 months

I just really like that he called her the NIGHT he got home, just as soon as he got an excuse and then was like "nah fuck the excuse, I just missed you"

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

6 years

When it's the last photo op, you gotta go all out. 🎄 #familyChristmas #ouatbur #tenprops #andapartridgeinapeartree

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Idk what is happening here but I agree with Ayanna 😂

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

What if Chris' appearance on SVU this week is just him showing up to her apartment at the end after the case is over, with presents and nog, because "i know you had to cancel but I still wanted to celebrate with you"

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

6 years

A D U L T E R Y I S N O T S E X Y S T O P R O M A N T I C I Z I N G I T J U S T B E C A U S E Y O U T H I N K T W O P E O P L E A R E H O T T O G E T H E R M E N A N D W O M E N C A N B E F R I E N D S W I T H O U T B R E A K I N G T H E I R V O W S B E R E S P E C T F U L

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

now ayanna I gotta warn ya, when he says "i'll always have your back" he means it but also he might leave you for a decade, it's really a toss up

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

5 years

@JoyceWhiteVance If only they’d listen to him.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 years

"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Can't believe she's been in this apartment for over a year. Everything I've written has been a lie 😭😭 😂

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

olivia: "I sent that girl to canada*" *fin's house

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

Phew, guys, that promo really got me. Here's a little bit of EO all shook up on the floor of a diner in Ohio. Title: Linoleum Rating: Safe for the kiddos if the kiddos are okay with bullet wounds I guess Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 months

Now why are we all mad at Chris for leaving and not Wolf Ent for not ponying up the cash to make him stay?

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

that's a nice big 🛋️

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Lana Parrilla rockin her curls: gorgeous or SUPER gorgeous? Let's discuss.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

unpopular opinion time but I keep seeing people interpreting Elliot's "kathy was the one who kept the marriage together" comment as him not really wanting to be married to her and I... don't think that's what that meant. I think it was El admitting that he wasn't an equal partner

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

the funny thing about the dime size pupils is that your pupils dilate when you see someone you love/are attracted to and he's absolutely clocked liv giving him the I-love-you eyes

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@sassbewitched

1 year

“Don’t do that, you’re doing that with the eyes and the head cock and the dime sized pupils.”

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

This pleases me.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Just, yknow, in case you wanna hear Sean Maguire sing Green Day.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Cragen telling Olivia she used her one and only get-out-of-jail-free card in the pilot is hilarious in retrospect bc she had that man wrapped around her finger

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

For the love of god text Olivia Benson before you fake your death

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Whoever is responsible for the decision that Elliot Stabler developed a fondness for these nice suits in Italy: Thank you.

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@cmphotosbot

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

6 years

@kylaesque @chrissyteigen No they’re both wrong. I don’t care if he created it, the g stands for GRAPHIC which is a hard G not a soft one. Jif is wrong.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Just spent a little time with this sweet lady and some pals. Sunday at #ouatvan is off to a great start!

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

not just one MY FRIEND but TWO my friends, that is some fanfic bullshit and I am H E R E for it

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Elliot at the prospect of hanging out with Tia vs Elliot at the prospect of hanging out with Olivia

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

those were not crumbs, that was the bread basket that comes before the meal

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Why does her hair look so good for someone who has gotten the crap kicked outta her?

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 years

I did the thing. And they were both lovely and gracious. #BakersDozen

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Olivia brought in donuts the day after the Adoption League Gala -- bc when you finally sleep with the man you've wanted for 20 years, that warrants a dozen. Title: A Dozen Assorted (Extra Jellies) Rating: NOT safe for the kiddos. Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

6 years

@chrissyteigen You’re wrong, but i admire your conviction. Stand firm!!

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

I'm never gonna stop being amused at Olivia's dedication to making sure Velasco and Muncy don't turn into her and Elliot. lol She's her own cautionary tale.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Very important takeaway from tonight's SVU/OC eps: there was absolutely NOTHING to suggest that Olivia and Noah did NOT go to the Stabler Christmas get-together (which was the weekend BEFORE Christmas). So. They went, ate cookies and drank nog and Noah met all 800 Stabler kids.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

5 years

@theonetruerob @cammiexxheyyy @iheartmindy @iamcardib Cammie’s tweet wasn’t offering grammatical suggestions and corrections to someone else’s work. Mindy’s was (poorly). Many people write differently on the internet than they do at work or school; that doesn’t invalidate their schooling or expertise.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Just sittin here thinkin about how Elliot and Olivia both have combat crosses now...

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

5 years

Just so we're clear, things that are Not Okay: - Waiting for people at airports - Waiting outside people's hotels - Waiting anywhere in a convention venue that is not an autograph table or photo op room or panel room You are not entitled to anyone's personal time. Period.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

5 years

I don't know a single person who wants to be photographed after getting off a multi-hour plane ride. Pretty sure we all just wanna pee and then punch our way through baggage claim and get tf out of there so we can shower, nap, and change. Am I wrong here?

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

On Olivia's 55th birthday, Elliot sends her flowers. And another letter. Title: what i'd give (to let you love me) | (Ch 1: to bring you flowers) Rating: Safe for the kiddos (for now) Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

20 days

So I finally watched Ted Lasso and now I’m in love with Rebecca Welton.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Don't worry, you guys, when we don't even get crumbs tonight, I will have a gift ready and waiting for y'all...

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Greetings from Chicago. 🤘🏼👑💋

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

If Noah is 12, Lewis happened before Elliot left. Make it make sense. #SVU

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

can we just appreciate

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

5 years

Because it's my f*ckin birthday 😁 🎉🥂🎁

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 years

8:15. Monday morning. Seems a good time for a bit of coffee and romance, don’t you think? #ForbiddenFruit

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

Getting shot, it turns out, really fucking sucks. Title: Hot Cross Buns 🍩 Rating: Safe for the kiddos (she's injured, alright) Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 months

Y'all. It took me until just now when my *husband* pointed it out to realize that Nicky Carisi is named after his father. 🤦‍♀️ Noah calling him Little Nicky isn't bc he's a baby, it's bc he's Dominick Carisi III, and he's gonna be "Little Nicky" til he's 85. lmao

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Something poetic about us getting an update on Munch living happily in his retirement right before Belzer's passing.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

sorry, I had to 😂

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 months

Good morning, would you like a 🍩? Their lives are pretty crappy right now, but hey at least they're secretly married. Title: Lavender Honey 🍩 (for eps 25/4x01) Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

After Donnelly tells Elliot the truth about his dad's Combat Cross, he shows up at Olivia's in the middle of the night. Title: Cruller 🍩🍩🍩 Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

Noah's mom gets shot, which is, y'know, a lot to process. Title: Pretty Normal, Considering Rating: Safe for the kiddos, it is literally narrated by a kiddo Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Elliot and Olivia make out. A lot. On a couch. It ends well. Title: Mistakes Were Made (3/3) Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

can I just say that ellen burstyn was an absolute delight in this episode? bring her to all the crimes scenes, I want her insight every week 😂

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Olivia is sick and tired of having to hold back at home. So she books a hotel. Title: F*cked Rating: NOT safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

honestly I love when she's an unreliable narrator "lemme make a crack about this so nobody has to know I had a man right there wanting to make all his emotions available to me but I'm still too scared to leap"

the chris meloni project

@MeloniProject

2 years

"I can barely find somebody who's emotionally available." - Olivia Benson #SVU

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

Olivia Benson is in her Don Cragen era and I am living for it. #SVU

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

also when he's talking about what's inside the box being too normal and that scaring her, he's talking about their relationship in case that was unclear, I am standing by "the gift is a metaphor"

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@eosinlove

1 year

this scene is EVERYTHING

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

🛋️After a few weeks of their schedules not aligning, Elliot and Olivia take some time in the middle of the day to reconnect.🛋️ Title: Couches | Ch 4: Afternoon Delight Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Cleansing the timeline with these two bangin it out in public. whoops. Title: Inevitable Rating: NOT safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

8 years

#BakersDozen by Allison Fuller now available on Amazon! You read it as #OutlawQueen , now discover its new life!

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

6 years

Sisterly photo bomb shenanigans. 😂 Thanks to @sean_m_maguire @bexmader @LanaParrilla and the whole crew at #OUATCHI for a wonderful weekend in Chicago.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

I feel like Olivia Benson is someone who is lonely in a crowded room. And the emptier the room gets, the deeper the loneliness goes. The room is getting awfully empty.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Elliot comes over on Saturday night after Noah goes to bed. Y'know, like ✨friends✨ do. Title: Vanilla Frosted (with Sprinkles) 🍩🍩 Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

Just a little peek at how I’m spending my evening, here on Elliot Stabler’s day of birth

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

this is some romantic fanfic shit right here he wants to bottle this moment. of just sitting and eating Chinese takeout with her. Just hanging with his girl feels so good he wants to *bottle it*. And he TOLD HER that. He's flirting, that's flirting. In his subtle flirting era

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

I just think Olivia Benson really needs a hug right now, don't you? Title: Someone to Fall Back On (Ch 1/2) Rating: Safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 months

Not to make her trauma about him, but i just think it’s neat that as Olivia is getting ready to go all in on a relationship with someone who *wasn’t* there for her trauma, she’s doing the therapy that’s meant to make it easier to process and discuss said trauma.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

Last night, a friend told me: "I just have a simple request: As many fics of him going down on her as possible." I said, "I think I could make that into a series." And then I did. Title: Lip Service, Ch1 Rating: Definitely NOT for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

Lana's contract was up too. She could have walked. She chose not to. Let's not pretend we have to save her from herself. She opted to stay.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

barry said "the fandom seems apprehensive, let me hit them with all the 1.0 feels they can handle to earn their trust"

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

5 years

@PratticusFinch @AllezLesBoulez @ggooooddddoogg @MarketWatch But they had to include it in the budget anyway so we'd know they've already paid off their student loans. 🙄 This is not struggling, my dudes.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

It's Olivia and Elliot's anniversary, and nothing has gone to plan. But they'll manage. For Jaz, bc she reminded me that today is the Couches anniversary. Title: Couches 🛋️ (Ch 5: One) Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

I hear y'all are interested in some Couches...? Title: Couches, Ch 2: The 1-6 Rating: Not safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

7 years

OKAY YOU CAN'T JUST PUT HER WITH THAT HAIR AND IN A BAR AND EXPECT ME NOT TO PUT IT RIGHT NEXT TO THIS

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

After he gets shot by the Brotherhood, Olivia insists Elliot stop by so she can see that he's alright. (aka the last of the donuts—but not really) Title: Strawberry Glazed 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 Rating: NOT safe for the kiddos Link:

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

3 years

@duamaximoff I've watched Winter Soldier so many times that one time I turned it on and my cat looked at me like this. Sorry, buddy; I pay the rent, I choose the movies.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

1 year

And when that man finally kisses her—and they are GONNA kiss—I want her to *know* that it's 100% about her. It's not because he's traumatized, and it's not because she's injured, and it's not because someone is grieving. It's because they are what each other wants, full stop.

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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️

@SomewhereApart

2 years

If I've learned anything from SVU, it's never let a cop use your bathroom.

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