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Maybe life isn't meant for me? | 🤷🏻‍♂️ @Coldwave734 🖤 @lolPhantasie 🖤 pfp by @xiaofanchuanart

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Joined May 2019
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@SaddersaLuna Noo if they do this i cant gaslight my team into thinking some1 else pressed no
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@NAAAYIL D for dubstep ignite, F for Flash
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@LAGameStatus this is your fault
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@NAAAYIL sucking you off for the last 3 days? I really should call her
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@hawolt those runes oh lordie
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@SoloRenektonLoL next time use this
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@KattenEUW always the guy typing the most...
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@HANCOCK_LOL So excited to get banned because i wrote naafiri is a dog
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@Treatz i wish PoV streams would still exist, i need to know how this happened
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@macaiyla Heads-Up, tomorrow is sunday which means most if not all stores are closed!
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@LSXYZ9 KESHA DO GROMP KESHA DO WOLVES NO KESHA GANK MID KESHA BUILD THIS ITEM
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@SammyJungles This is perfect, kindred completely inting with that invade but will end up with double kill while soraka drools on keyboard, kindred is so smart knowing bot wont move, insanely skilled
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@LAGameStatus 3 hours to change the clock +1
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@GrossieGore @Hermesparcels not like there is a world wide lockdown going on cause of pandemic idk man where is your parcel
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@macaiyla would fit you & be a good compliment to tylers match history /s
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@soqlu_ @Veigar_v2 Yellow bright text on white background, color choice as good as draft
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@RiotAugust talking about itemslots, would it somehow be possible to "assign items to slot" as a QoL thing? Not sure how feasable that is..
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@SammyJungles 5head move now would be to actually invade red and outsmart the outsmarting of your enemy team
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@macaiyla doesnt even matter who this is, why the fuck does he have that in the first place
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@4T7VN Do i deal more dmg if i scream gold gold gold while doing that?
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@spaghetti_noob @_ToniZamboni_ @dunistrash i'd say scripts too but he has like 1.5mil points on sion so either the best undetected script out there or i have no idea
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@KattenEUW ohhh you are doing the assassin player logic
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@KattenEUW Istg its because of riots "jungle recommendation" where it highlighst what camp to start
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@Hidonlol Thank you mister hidon, i will pick this in silver now & watch how to clear guide in queue, i do press r and hope it works right?
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@caedrelupdates He tweets while being in queue
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@Erfanmansouri4 help with essay willing to pay instagram got hacked help locked account essay school work lost access money uni work help
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@bluelikeblue1 probably the frankfurt one, after all das internetz ist neuland!
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@SamWizeIII this is what tiktok was meant for istg
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@ForestWithin thanks to that i cant use my darkmode excuse for being low elo anymore. Thanks.
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@KattenEUW Slowly gaslighting katten into becoming kitten
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@Veigar_v2 i can smell the minecraft pvp pro career
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@KattenEUW there is just no way you can handle two(2) orange cats? bro gonna use the laser pointer and cause an earthquake
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26 Now im officially closer to 30 Another year wasted ayyy
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@johan_obling @7Wylly7 @humzhlol Odds of him buying another one?
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@NICOTINApls @KattenEUW the fork is on the left sholder.. i dont buy it
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@RiotPhlox at least adc got a taste for half a day how it feels to be a camille riven player for 9 patches
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@KattenEUW is glacial janna still "ideal" ? i thought the changes did smth
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@yeji_cs2 @donacsgo it counts every hour in any game and adds them together
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@Saware7 dont hate you can clearly see she is busy making pictures for her onlyfans and patreon, she 4d'chess outplaying you while getting boosted for free
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@AlfiesWizards @Kyaandere grandma stays in cage until alfies is in yours.
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@LAGameStatus o7 thank you for your service
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@VulcanLoL @riotgames what are you talking about
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@Rivothy There is no smurf queue in our systems but this is a good resource for matchmaking context: ~Wings
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@LSXYZ9 @KattenEUW @woaokbudy @ColdwaveEU @Malha_1 The scripting aspect isn't the kiting, its the unhuman movement of dodging skills while having the unholy apm to kite that way
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@Sorcehri How can he follow you but also be following 0
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@bluelikeblue1 @Twitch @TwitchSupport @TwitchDE best part is the person u are being banned for is streaming on an alt and not banned🤡
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@MonstrousYi Capped at 3.. so depressing as kog lulu gamer.. no more animation breaking in urf..
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@KattenEUW this cat is not our friend anymore!
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@extraemilyy This one i'll mail you @LonelyHate__
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@Losing_LOA Solo fixing support shortage (teach me akkan pls)
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@hawolt is this something anyone can figure out? does that mean anyone can ban any account? is there anything i can do to protect myself?
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@KattenEUW Chat disabled + riots "recommended jungle pathing" are the reason katten has something to tweet. Thank you riot
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@Jackspektra Thank you for your streamkey & league details too btw!
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@KattenEUW my tinfoil hat theory: they randomly send these to players to fool us into thinking our reports do anything
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@Shakarez @LSXYZ9 is there any way for a normal nobody like me to get those stats too?
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@KattenEUW Tarzan: Hey mango, see that moss over there? Mango: That one? Yeh Tarzan: Wouldn't it be hilarious.. Mango: Bro. *yeets out of the window*
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@elo_santa Dont flame him, ask better questions "does top have flash" "is top flash up" "did top flash" dont flame him if you cant ask properly 🤓
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@Maxwaldo_ Ldr has 35% armor pen, collector gives 12 lethality, so it removes 12 armor at lvl 18. 35% of 35 armor = 12.25 Collector is better if the enemy champ has 34 or less armor at lvl 18. 🤓
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@Teal_pnda :)? Not efficient enough in germany we simply say Ü
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@macawcaw123 this one, usually wear XL its 3XL tho cause giga comfy
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@ChadDraven @x9blue1 phoon, now thats a name i havent heard in a long time
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Good night, cosplaying katten sleepschedule today
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@Katawina__ noted, time to terrorize silver with my 20% w/r kata 😎
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@SapphireHotS @ThrashyArt @Trick2g @RiotSupport it works with every single champ that has an aoe skillshot as long as you stand in the exact pixel, guess something in the spaghetti broke when they "fixed" kayn
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@playlostark Desperate Salvation
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@LSXYZ9 @KattenEUW @woaokbudy I think we are missunderstanding each other about the aspect of scripting.Kiting at 3, even 4 is doable for a lot of people, the scripting aspect stems from kiting while actually moving from enemy skills. I know @woaokbudy @ColdwaveEU @KattenEUW @Malha_1 who can easily do 4+ 1/2
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@SoloRenektonLoL where is the 1% crit chance to flip lvl 1 like true league enjoyer
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@RANGERZXD @Sythus1 @MarkYetter 4 years or so now and they didnt have that idea..
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@liisamarieee ? legit go 2 hell if you go outside even if you dont have it
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@harusajin @sasaki_rl i dig your style
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it is time.. taking aplications now LF GIRLFRIEND! requirements: alive female (optional) able to cope with the fact i play league for 8 years and peaked silver 1 DM OPEN uwu Retweet & like pleeasee
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@ZealsAmbitions @playlostark OKAAAYYYYYYYYYY HALO FINALLY
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@LSXYZ9 Upload the vods please zzz twitch korea
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@codemiko where shirt from?
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@Katawina__ 1. ratearl 2. caedrill 3. yimit losing 4. tarzaned losing 5. hedonisten when in queue (watching mister home)
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@LPM2196 @GrossieGore idk for me it sounds like he is insanely proud he made her cum... seems like a rare occasion or why would he be so happy 'bout it
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this is what league will look like in s13
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@AlanTheTeemo so teemo vs teemo is easy.. but if its easy for teemo isnt it hard for the other teemo? WayTooDank
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@icyveins oh so the early access users count for this? thank god they get a head-start! Seems fair.
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So why is everyone saying kassadin is turbo omega broken when he just abuses the turbo omega broken items the best? Seems more like an item issue than champ to me Since im low elo imma tag a high elo kassa to help @Amiicia what u think?
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@Kyaandere i dont see a bulge? A real egirl would have one.
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@KattenEUW I mean adc & supp gives harder leash so that i am 2 seconds earlier at scuttle crab and only have to wait 7 seconds instead of 9 for it to spawn! Bot arrives same time in lane anyways!
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@KattenEUW One day she'll break and murder him
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@LeagueOfLeaks @ZAK____ told ya they'll do it
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