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2 years

Pep when he realised Kalvin Phillips heritage after seeing his parents at the contract signing ceremony #TouchlineFracas

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Sky Sports, BBC, etc since you won’t do it, I will Breaking News Mental Health advocate Chris Kirkland says Zouma deserves all of the abuse he’s gonna get Whilst also playing down racism as not as bad as kicking cats #TouchlineFracas

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I know you’re coming from the right place… but.. Can we also remember that Black people don’t have to do extraordinary feats in order to command common human decency #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Can we remember... Marcus Rashford is 23, raised £200m for kids to eat last year. Jadon Sancho is 21, opened up new football pitches for those in the suburbs of London. Bukayo Saka is 19, a voice for the youth of football today & helping local communities. #StopHate #ENGITA

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Feels like it’s close!

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3 years

He must be hanging around Barnes

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Absolutely sickening

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This picture needs to replace the Xabi Alonso pic

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3 years

“….and I hate you more than my life you’re gonna get me sacked HABIBI”

$@touchlinefracas$

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3 years

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4 years

Fans were so desperate for her to leave

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2 years

When you’re being toxic to Jorgi it’s fine though ?

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2 years

The toxicity of this fanbase is one of the biggest problems Chelsea have

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3 years

John Barnes hesitates to call himself Black a few times here always refers to himself as “Middle class light-skin Jamaican” & then when he says BLACK he puts emphasis on it as if to differentiate that those are the real black people That’s just my take from this, am I off base?

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3 years

My guy #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Chuggs complimented her teeth the only white thing about Kaz smh #LoveIsland

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4 years

10 minutes of Kai to celebrate?

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4 years

Rival fans complaining about Havertz cause their club is covid poor

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3 years

Eminem ‘was’ cold

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2 years

Omarion’s voice was so out of whack he brought Tank on to sing his songs for him & Mario didn’t even let him have that 😭😭 #Versuz

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4 years

Werner playing the Griezmann role

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3 years

What a talent to build your club around for a decade

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2 years

English media gassing up Declan Rice’s value & now he thinks he’s worth £100m+

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3 years

Hit the toenail on the head !

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@touchlinefracas

3 years

Scholes told them

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@mxmsworld This is him in a klu klux klan costume btw with his white team mates at a fancy dress party

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2 years

@JessVMo @myles_morris Said it before & I’ll say it again I don’t think black arts should embrace white talent that mimics/piggybacks off of the subculture. Given the money doesn’t get put behind black talent enough If they wanna give opportunities to someone from the culture it needs to be black ppl

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2 years

I wish a reporter would ask Potter about why he didn’t use Mitoma much De Zerbi has come in and made him a fixture, and now it’s crazy to think of him being bit part, so why was he bit part under Potter This question is important cause it might help us understand his thinking

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Subbed on at minute 66… then one goal and two assists for Noni Madueke with England U-21 tonight ✨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #CFC Man of the Match.

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3 years

All of this time we were proud of John Barnes for not letting the racists get to him. Listening to him now maybe he just thought that they were mistaking him for a black person when actually he’s a Middle class light skinned Jamaican

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2 years

Can’t believe France conceded with Kante & Tchouameni in a double pivot

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1 year

The ones that have vilified Jorginho & Rudiger and have campaigned against them are the same ones saying we lack leaders

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1 year

The departure of Jorginho has actually been a significant blow. He was a very popular figure among the group and one who could converse in all languages. One source, who is close to senior players and does not want to be named to protect relationships, has noticed some are

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3 years

Glenn Hoddle is Mount every 2 seconds. Give it a rest

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3 years

Gilmour is better than Rice #TouchlineFracas

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4 years

The English don’t like and cannot understand Tuchel’s choices 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 Means we are on the right track Palace mgr - Hodgson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Burnley mgr - Dyche 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Newcastle mgr - Bruce 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brighton mgr - Potter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Fulham mgr - Parker 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 West Brom mgr - Allardyce 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sheff Utd mgr - Wilder 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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3 years

When I tell you even RB’s get judged ‘purely’ on goals and assists We need to wake up #TouchlineFracas

Squawka

@Squawka

3 years

Trent Alexander-Arnold in the league and UCL since 2019/20: ◉ 112 games ◉ 35 assists ◉ 8 goals Achraf Hakimi in the league and UCL since 2019/20: ◉ 107 games ◉ 22 assists ◉ 19 goals Who agrees with @KMbappe ? 👀

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2 years

Gemma Owen might have got injured giving a lap dance tbh, we’ve seen her lineage #LoveIsland

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4 years

When these reporters talk about maintaining Chelsea’s identity/academy/youth It’s just Mason Mount Tuchel can play loads of Tammy, Reece & Hudson won’t matter RJ hasn’t started a game, when they asked a question about him I was like WOW then it was about the racist incident

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3 years

Gary Lineker “Maybe in 4 years that guy can be Harry Kane or Mason Mount…” Not Sterling after all that palava on how he’s been the main man for England, Look, he doesn’t mean any harm it’s subconsciously we know who they want to be the heroes 🤣🤣 #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Liverpool scouting team are doing a fantastic job Salah, Mane, Jota, Diaz, Harvey Elliott, Fabio Carv potentially They haven’t built an attack on who the big expensive name is in the market Great focus on quality over noise #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Only reason I’m not really doing too much right now, is because I wanna give you space to shine in your homecoming season, ygm

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@TLF_MUGA

3 years

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@Soff_Touch

1 year

He was asking for tonnes of money now he’s complaining that clubs can afford it

Football Daily

@footballdaily

1 year

🗣️ “We want FFP rules to be robust.” Brighton CEO Paul Barber says it’s important to have strict FFP rules to maintain the competitiveness of the Premier League. 💰

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3 years

Chris Kirkland’s priorities for what needs stamping out of the game Stop footballers kicking cats >>>>> Kicking Racism out of football Chris Kirkland “This is worse” 9.02.2022

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@touchlinefracas

3 years

Chris Kirkland “This is worse”

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2 years

@zinosmo3k 😢

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3 years

They’re chanting “Arsenal Fan TV” get out of our club smh I hope the community gets behind Arsenal Fan TV

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4 years

In terms of making runs into the box to score goals - He’d be the most Lampard like midfielder we have

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3 years

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 This man’s fortitude

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3 years

Please @ChelseaFC can you reveal to us who the artist is We just want to talk

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3 years

Have listened to the analysis but this is why Pogba should leave this country, he gave them every opportunity to praise him, but, the media are determined to kill him #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

I love Kante Absolutely adore him, my type of guy brilliance through humility. Absolutely excellent

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3 years

Black academy players trying to get into the first team at Chelsea #TouchlineFracas

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4 years

Remember the people talking out their ass, soon they’ll say We always rated him #TouchlineFracas 🔵⏳

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3 years

Oh my days 🤣🤣🤣 he’s killing me Ain’t no wayyy #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Ferran Torres goal reminded me of this

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4 years

You can have good ball playing mids like Foden but look how redundant they are when you can’t actually progress the ball through midfield Buying Havertz and then having Rice as the guy responsible for build up Is like landing a 10/10 stunna & then cutting off your penis

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11 months

This guy complained that Twitter came for him, whilst Tik Tok & Insta “loved it” This is why Twitter is needed otherwise he would’ve got nothing but encouragement for this disgraceful content

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@coleandersonJ

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Nella Rose on I’m a Celebrity

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4 years

Chelsea are unbeaten in their last 18 games when Jorginho has started Liability they said

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4 years

I think I’m going to overdose I need to talk to Frank #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Pastor vibes lol

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2 years

Don’t sweat it dawg, the next World Cup is basically in my home town, I’m gonna be fit, it’s gonna be lit

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2 years

Caption this? #TouchlineFracas

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4 years

Hudson-Odoi is in good hands @ChessyHour

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4 years

When are people going to drop this Jorginho doesnt add anything defensively crap? People kept saying that they think Jorginho is a very good player but he doesn’t fit Lampards style Well Lampard is gone, Jorginho is good in possession and mashed work defensively. That’s facts

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2 years

Juventus/Bayern/PSG/Madrid can outspend all the other clubs in their leagues UEFA no problem Italian clubs can match fix UEFA no problem Serie A in the 90’s can outspend all the other clubs UEFA no problem Premier league dominate financiallly & its UEFA we have a problem

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2 years

UEFA, we have a problem 😵

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4 years

A lot of the criticism around Lampard and Mount was that Lampard would play Mount ad-nauseum, without rest, despite form, in positions he doesn’t play over people who play in that actual position. Tuchel using Mount properly isn’t vindication of Lampard’s bad use of Mount.

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4 years

Klopp last season “Chelsea brought in Pulisic in the summer, I don’t know was it 50-60m? All the players around him now have the same value. Abraham is a 60m player, Mount for sure is 60m, maybe more. Hudson-Odoi was already that.” Klopp Now: “Hoes mad”

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3 years

Kirkland felt comfortable comparing this event to racism but not sexual assault even though the most recent situation was sexual assault I wonder why he didn’t bring up sexual assault & I wonder why he felt comfortable to compare it to racism #TouchlineFracas

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4 years

Rival fans watching Chelsea operate this transfer window #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

4 UCL’s for Kova

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4 years

People refusing to give Tuchel credit & are putting it down to an easy run of fixtures, he’s only been here 2 minutes I just think at least on a credit where credit is due vibe, conceding 2 goals, using the squad, winning the majority of games & not losing, that’s a great start

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We were 10th & sliding when Lampard said “This team cannot compete” UCL Final ✅ FA Cup Final ✅ Top 4 currently with form only bettered by Manchester City ✅

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@Whodeknee He even tried to create an alternative picture for his good form 😭

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4 years

It’s killing me that Lampards answer to our defensive woes is English passports

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3 years

Football analysis should be getting better with technology & more analysis from the general fan but it is honestly in the mud, it’s goals & assists and in disingenuous agendas We need to do better #TouchlineFracas

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Kante is one of the best at using acceleration to catch players & tackle them Even w/ Kante at anchor it doesn’t make us stable on counters Conte put Kante anchor in a 433 & figured that out The idea that putting a fast DM at anchor solves transitional issues is flawed imo

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Erik Ten Hag had experience managing a club where they had to win week in week out at a top league Even Arteta experienced that at City I always think it’s crazy when big clubs hire managers that are not used ti that type of big expectation

JMH

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2 years

Manchester United hired a manager that’s a proven winner with a clear philosophy, so when they went through a rough patch they knew what they were working towards. Potter’s previous success is no where near close to the level required to manage at Chelsea.

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3 years

Garbage Xenophobia again Jorginho doesn’t care? Kante doesn’t care? T.Silva etc etc Why not? Because you didn’t upload a picture

LDN

@LDNFootbalI

3 years

If everyone cared as much as these two do, we’d have a much better chance of winning trophies.

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Arteta might actually be a pep regen #TouchlineFracas

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Why does he keep disrespecting Brentford 😭

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@pxnda_official_ @mxmsworld

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3 years

What’s wrong @ChrisKirkland43 ? You can’t handle ‘all the abuse that’s coming your way’ Animals don’t have a voice Yet here you are speaking on behalf of people who have experienced racism ? Just take the L, don’t use racism as your comparison tool again #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Hopefully this clears the @KurtZouma @WestHam situation up with my comments,absolutely nothing was meant by my comments

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4 years

Ravel Morrison said something along the lines of From what I’ve experienced in other countries if you’re good you play, in England there’s loads of politics #TouchlineFracas

The Blues

@TheBlues___

4 years

Patrick Bamford on why he didn’t get game time at Burnley

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3 years

United can’t have a successful season without winning a major trophy Unless you are demoting United to a pretender club like Spurs #TouchlineFracas

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People don’t take in that Ronaldinho was around with ballers like Thierry, Ronaldo Zidane etc Productivity isn’t enough for you to be better than him, Salah incredible but he’s not touching Thierry #TouchlineFracas

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Roy Keane & Graeme Souness see what we see with Rice Rice’s execution of DM makes me sick, Gilmour is clear of him #TouchlineFracas

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1 year

Still yet to see the Gunners, win Premier League #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

I’m sorry but can we finally get respect on Jorginho, Kante & Kovacic They’ve been an elite midfield since the construction but have been attacked because none of them are attacking midfielders We have a world class midfield

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3 years

The Jorginho and Kovacic abusers are now critiquing the Mount abusers for abusing players again

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3 years

Trevoh & Loftus are like 2 signings for £70m each Great quality - Dan

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4 years

“You have to work twice as hard to get the opportunities others get” People got to see this saying play out right in front of their faces

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3 years

Messi going to the United board after one training session with Bruno Fernandes #TouchlineFracas

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4 years

Minimising 👏🏿 a 👏🏿 recurring 👏🏿 theme 👏🏿 of 👏🏿 individuals 👏🏿 errors 👏🏿 throughout 👏🏿 a 👏🏿 team 👏🏿 is 👏🏿 the 👏🏿 responsibility 👏🏿 of 👏🏿 the 👏🏿 management 👏🏿team The more he shrugs & says “individual errors” for me, the more it seems like he feels helpless & unable to do his job

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4 years

Lampard: “We would have won the game without individual errors” #CFC

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See how ppl see the game differently? To this guy, this is a clip of Declan at his best. West Ham value him at 100m all in. For me?? Poor touch, well rescued but a player at their best doesn’t risk a red card when they’re already on a yellow to fix their poor touch.

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3 years

I heard that the real reason Bruno was crying was that he didn’t like the idea of other Manchester United players scoring penalties

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1 year

This guy will lose every game & then just blow smoke up the Yer das bum “The fans are the best, they’re perfect, they’ve always supported me” Their standards are low for you & that’s not a good thing as a mgr of Chelsea Always “the players have to show more” what about you?

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@ChelseaFC

1 year

Frank on the fans and more ahead of #CheNew . 🎙

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4 years

No divisions 🙌🏿 Tuchel

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3 years

I was telling people all season Kante has been good Rival fans think they know your team better than you I never ever understood that

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3 years

He wasn’t given the intelligent passer or playmaker tag, one can only wonder why

Didier Drogba

@didierdrogba

4 years

Playmaker @mikel_john_obi

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2 years

Dami needs to secure Indiyah immediately. Cause the way Love Island works Indiyah will shout “I got a text!!” & just like that she’ll be on a date with an Anthony Joshua lookalike #LoveIsland

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4 years

Ohhhh no, not Declan Rice the almighty saviour

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3 years

They stole Adama from Africa & then put him in a museum for show #TouchlineFracas

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2 years

See the difference of how Villa play with Buendia compared to how they play with Coutinho Buendia is an attacking playmaker It’s not about assists, he’s making the whole attack play better Brandt did it yesterday for Dortmund #TouchlineFracas

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3 years

Chelsea selling all their black players, I might have to start a Crystal Palace pod #TouchlineFracas

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1 year

@MusicConnoisseu Why should we get behind this, I don’t get it, Ivorian Doll I at least could tell she had talent She sounds like a Pete & Bas knock off and a bad ons

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4 years

After the first game Mourinho urged him to stick with the likes of Giroud Willian and Pedro Saying he’d drop Mount and Tammy But go off analyst

EBL

@EBL2017

4 years

Lampard's usage of youth players was a false narrative from day one. He played them all because he had no other choice. Mount, Abraham and Hudson-Odoi all showed superb potential and first team availability instantly, particularly the former two. He's replaced all 3 of them now.

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We have midfielders as attackers

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