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@RuthAkosua_

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I’m only here to laugh 🍃

Joined March 2022
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
I’m not above reporting people to their mums 🤷🏿‍♀️ “aunty, Julia isn’t speaking to me”
@LoveSarae
Sam-Rae🖤
2 years
Certain friends of mine can never ever ever leave my life. I will move into the house next door if they try it.
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
The whole Terminator T interview which gave birth to a whole load of one liners that are still in my vocab today: 1. I’m comfy on my ones 2. Levels, you’re not levels 3. They’re not around no more 4. And who do you think that’s because of
@RejiYates
Reji
2 years
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter 1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum 2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed 3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something 4. £7 saga “should I spark him” I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@livelovehighlgt This is actually wild because essentially she could date someone you’re currently with.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
10 months
People are asking what my nephew did, I promise you, there is no situation where an ADULT man needs to put his hands on a 15 year old boy!! Absolutely no reason!
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
I love Scott! He’s the type of partner that you can have mindless pillow talk with and he will engage 😅 #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@haltercroptop Tbf it’s just Kim and Khloe! The others are more protective of their kids social media presence
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@SeIormP Even parents is a bit wiggy
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@ALBDamn I hope they stay best friends forever 😩
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Me when Casey and Cynthia start lipsing #loveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@mynamelukka Me that can climb up the stairs like a lion 😂😂😂
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 months
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@Anyway_sha @Fourens__ Like we actually don’t care bro!! Do you!!
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@bilzyb But tbf, Danica talks too much. It’s like an episode of the Gilmore girls
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@jusjaydaa @NWTSNaomi The only tricky thing with this is that women can be in on it too.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@Baetriot Remember when she asked the internet where she could purchase a biracial doll lol
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@Texas_Made956 He should bring it towards him instead of pushing it away! Then I’ll be really impressed
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
3 months
Do you know how bad vibes you have to be for complete strangers to unite to flog you even for some of them to be each others opps #TreacherousLiar
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@FF_LilZe @adorekem Is this essentially a catfish episode, but serious?
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
@mrtoxicplanet I only part with money for homeless black women
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@BougieBlacky @HerDreadsRock I hate that it was black women that offered him a safe space! 🙇🏿‍♀️
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@Yimmz Parents music?!?? You weren’t at the hall parties dancing in the circle for a fiver…and it shows 😅
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
8 months
@_NOMICS Yep! It’s giving he wanted it to happen 🤷🏿‍♀️
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Kai made a BIG BIG mistake because Sami is going to crack on with Ron and the new boy! He’s put himself in a precarious situation #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@toni_aa @blackneverbett1 I can’t lie, white men do this bareeesssss
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@ExquisiteWill @kingbealestreet 😂😂😂😂😂 I felt so sorry for him. Like why they doing this to such a shy boy
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@t0nit0ne Us lopsided titty babes are really suffering 🙃
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@dbcxptures It doesn’t help that one of them is biting and licking his lips lol
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
I think the men like Tasha! I think she’s the most sought after so far #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@TeiaOKOK He should have been Ken instead of Ryan Gosling
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Gemma is giving Marcel when he wanted to tell us he was in blazing squad #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Ekinsu is the villain we asked for. She’s the right kind of antagonist. Now there’s no need for Gemma #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
@_teexrose Wouldn’t shared experiences come under quality time?
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2 years
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@DaniellaaDawnn 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 not the scrum master! I hate you lot so much
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
As in…the girls were ready to go to Warsaw…as in the iron curtain!!
@theashrb
Ash
2 years
Nah British greed knows no bounds 😭 how can Beyoncé give Londoners FIVE dates and the rest of the UK so many dates and y’all have bought up all the European tickets too
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 year
Tyrique is going to be a menace in here #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
9 months
@_Nicksy It’s me pulling out my torch to check 😅😂
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@Pinero_Nana If you eat rice in a bowl for breakfast then it’s breakfast.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Maybe it’s just me but, I’m struggling to see what’s wrong with the first part of this sentence?
@AmazonLoni
Loni™
2 years
Modern feminism taught women to hate men, reject motherhood, devalue the roles of wives, prioritize money over family, uplift promiscuity, and reject beauty, inside and out. It taught women to covet the man’s role and see it as superior to our own. The damage has been done.
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@theashrb It’s interesting that she knew where she could bring that behaviour. She was on her best at Diddys!
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
@Oh_Suzannahh Why does this look like Greenwich Hyatt 👀
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@rosebtng Would he be a Nigerian man if he weren’t sweet with his words 🧐
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@RuthAkosua_
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@adaenechi Likeeeee!! It’s like they’re not even pretending
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
*whispers* and mixed
@txadel_
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2 years
If you’re white give your ticket up.
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@Bassdots 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂 not Jessie using Will for papers 😅
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 months
@SweetTayPie0104 Not Jackie and Britpopprincess 😅🤦🏿‍♀️
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@hennepin_ @westsiriss @bardigangangang 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂 you lot are tiring
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@VanessaRennae So please what fashion advice are we giving the black girlies for Paris…asking for myself 🙈
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
@freddywinter 😂😂😂😂 not you complaining after your son was being thoughtful and making sure you don’t forget breakfast
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@txadel_ @blackneverbett1 Nah he was being rude
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@ybeeMuni @sharon_weave “Whilst you were out doing nish…I was out making moves” this will forever go down in British history! Right up there with Janes sad little life
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 month
@Black_pooh15 Is this the story where you lived happily ever after with the bestie? 👀
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@RuthAkosua_
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3 months
@naenice_ Especially in the 2nd pic
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@SantsRNTL The thing is, it’s not even like they’re designers! It’s just a bog standard hat or T-shirt with a name printed on
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@accyburner @Comanda_x The Willy is small, very very small 🥴
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
3 months
Ashleigh called someone wide bodied? #TreacherousLiar
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@RuthAkosua_
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3 months
@judeblay Did what with whooooo!!
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@giannako @UniWestLondon I wonder if they have the same energy for American candidates 🤔
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Kai and Ron are literally the blind leading the blind #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@WATDAFUXKITDO @ikzJunior @mxmsworld @ciitrusprince I’m guessing they’ll have to sell it under a different name
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
Wills been waiting his whole life for this moment #loveisland 😂😂😂😂
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@RuthAkosua_
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3 months
Hopefully this translates into brand deals and contracts for Mimii. I remember when Sanam and Kai won series 9 and they faded into obscurity which is very uncanny for winners.
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 year
@NoelClarke You weird
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@theashrb Not me thinking it was Tanyel that said that about Liv lol! What a cheeky so and so 😅
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@afeeyah 😂😂🤣🤣😂 what’s understood don’t need to be explained
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
Not Ellie calling dibs on Jordan! Babe read the room #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@victoriasanusi Even Dr. Alex
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
8 months
@_NOMICS Eek🙈 too far?
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
Do these lot brush their teeth before starting to speak to each other and jumping into each other’s beds? #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@KingJupiter___ @KwajoHousing The original was very powerful! I think they were equal.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
There is absolutely 0 chemistry with Claudia and Casey. There was more chemistry between him and Cynthia #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
Ella is selfish AND Whitney is upset about the smug thing, two things can be true at once #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@inihelene Even Julius weren’t like this!
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@LoveSarae Sis I hear it 😅 you have to be ready to pull out the big guns.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@NL_Vossi Rah! So people can’t shout at people again! Hoh
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 year
Maybe every couple of months…I take pictures and send it to my girlfriends for a full inspection but I’ve been warned that I’ll be kicked out the gc 🤷🏿‍♀️
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🍒
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Ladies how often do you get a mirror to look at your vulva?
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 year
Medhi is my favourite boy! I don’t care what anyone says #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Short women make me uncomfortable…likeeee why are you all the way down there?
@mxmsworld
martha
2 years
Why are women so short?? Like what is 5’5”???
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 month
@MILKANDH3NNY Plot twist 🙈
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
He is absolutely right! God doesn’t lose…that’s why your son is going to jail.
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 year
Whitney is on stage and now she’s being asked to perform 😂😂😂😂 #loveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
Casey don’t like Claudia #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@sdix12 Does the person who pitches the idea get paid twice? Or is it essentially one party stealing it?
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@RuthAkosua_
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11 months
@ayylores Somebody with no bedsheets and bog roll on the bed!
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
Gemma is gagging to tell us her dad is Michael Owen #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@moodsofaquarius I wanted her and Sam together…I forget why they broke up in the first place
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@audreythefinest 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 it’s giving Ross in Friends.
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@RuthAkosua_
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1 year
@aLowLife_ x3 😂😂😂😂 but only for a split second
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
The only hall of famers here are Maura and Ekin-su
@sanaravishing
Sana
2 years
Zara and Tanyel have officially joined the QUEENS HALL OF FAME! #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
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@fonzfranc 🤣😂😂🤣
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
Not Will sitting on a bad boy piece of information 😅
@LoveIsland
Love Island
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😳FIRST LOOK😳 "I think there's a storm brewing" "This place is about to blow up" #LoveIsland #ad
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
@millionixo This man is Ghanaian! You don’t have to tell me.
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
I think Ekin su was a better bombshell
@megs_coombes_
Megan 🫦👱🏽‍♀️
1 year
Will there ever be a bombshell who will bombshell the way this bombshell bombshelled #LoveIsland
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@RuthAkosua_
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@StevyTweets Adding to this…also, ask for a differential diagnosis! The GP will have to tell you all the other things that fit your symptoms and why they’ve ruled them out.
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@RuthAkosua_
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2 years
Claudia, you are not an option!! You are not on his list…it’s ok! You win some you lose some #loveisland
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
2 years
@cocoabutterkos 😂🤣🤣😂😂 my heart sank for a second
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@RuthAkosua_
Akosua
1 year
Ben looks like a mixed Bart Simpson #LoveIsland
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