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750 years of amateur Trading from my Dodge Caravan. Don't mansplain your EW count to me! mom/momma/mommy

Stratford, Ontario
Joined April 2019
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@SoccerMomTrades
Canadian Soccer Mom
2 years
"people who, for whatever reason are unable to turn wishes into passions in their life and lacking that capacity, sit passively in mute outrage, anticipating disasters...And in the absence of a natural disaster, they sometimes try and create disasters." the struggle to not be 👆
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My sons have a few tabs of porn open just in case I walk in on them trading shitcoins
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@lloydblankfein Fixed it for you
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When Cramer endorses your trade 😬
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@SoccerMomTrades
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@RealNatashaChe Some safety tips for smoking crack
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@SoccerMomTrades
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3 years
My ex-husband didn't fuck me in 12 years like this market has in 30 days
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@SoccerMomTrades
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The market has fucked me more than my husband in the last couple of years
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Once you can see past the mirage of "elite" fintwit accounts and realize they're as behind and lost as you are...then you can make your own trading decisions and not feel like you're being tossed around
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@GerberKawasaki
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Typically the ones yelling bubble are the ones that missed them.
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1929, 1987, 2000, 2008 and.....today
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That's the lowest close you'll see on $SPX for the rest of the year
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@MindyWbal @wbaltv11 100mg? are you fucking crazy? Last time I took anywhere near that amount I watched an entire Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas without seeing any of the acrobatics on the stage...cause I was watching the fucking band on the balcony and I thought everyone else was there for the band
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Elon Musk could take a shit in the middle of your living room and you'd still tap your wife on the shoulder and say "that's a pure chess move honey, don't call the cops...he definitely has something genius in mind" $tsla
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BULLS!!! Good luck! See you at 925 on $SPX
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If the trade isn't affecting your physical health, you're not putting on enough risk
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@SoccerMomTrades
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Did you know the last few times we had a move like yesterday in $QQQ ( -3% to +3 % ) were during the 2000 and 2008 bear markets?
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@EvaRebeca5 I've done for it for free all my life
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Honesty and transparency A beautiful thing
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CNBC: "FUTURES RECOVER LOSSES AFTER WILL SMITH PUNCH TURNED OUT TO BE A SLAP"
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Whenever I walk into his room unexpected, my son quickly switches the screens from shitcoin charts to porn 😑
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The only thing worse than adding laser eyes to your profile pic is removing it when price has declined substantially 😬 $btc $eth $shit $ass $doge
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@SoccerMomTrades
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I have a position
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@SoccerMomTrades
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"We're going into a Global Depression the likes of which we haven't seen and by paying me $10 I will tell you about it in more detail" is a pretty solid business model
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So my fat ass sons rips one in the middle of Walmart I look at him 🤨 He's like "what? I'm vaccinated!"
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@SoccerMomTrades
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Puru: It appears stocks have finally... *5min red candle Puru: QT is choking liquidity and major indices have yet... *5min green candle Puru: As all negative news gets priced in, market slowly starts to form a bott... *5min red candle Puru: Major indices have another leg..
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What evil is about to be unleashed upon these markets? 😱 $SPX $NDX $SPY $QQQ $NQ $ES $ARKK $TSLA $NVDA
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Good luck to all the fucking degenerate morons holding risk over the weekend....I'm one of you fucking idiots 🥲👍
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I always wonder why traders go from trading indices and mega caps to penny stocks...and then I remember how my husband left me and it all makes sense
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I'm sorry but I'm just gonna go ahead and say it....if you're buying now you're just plain stupid There is no technical or fundamental reason to own equities beyond a short trade... we're facing a recession, inflation, a fed that deliberately wants to crash the markets and war
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Ready for a -5% day following today? 🥹
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First you think you're a trader and you're a genius Then you eat shit Then you try to find the holy grail and someone that will guide you Then you realize they're as lost and vulnerable as you And if you make it past all that and haven't quit.... you finally become a trader😃
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@BillyMcFarlend @marketmodel You shorted your house AND covered? Wow
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@EvansWefixbikes I did all that shit in my 20s... starting drugs now
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As a trader I learned early on that that there is no need to pick tops and bottoms because it's really hard. This is why I primarily focus on tweeting nowadays instead of actually trading.
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Had been waiting a long time for a chart that matched this song with the wailing horns😃 $WKHS was trading peacefully when news broke out around 3 pm...this is what it looked like on the 1 second chart Make sure you wait for the circuit breaker mid-video....absolute mayhem🤯
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You guys ready for a +4.2% up day tomorrow? 🙃
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The equity markets are near the end of their brief pullback.Big upside will follow. Airlines,homebuilders,financials look great & are headed for much higher highs.Also poised for big rallies are semis,miners,materials,industrials.S&P to 5000+,DJIA 40,000+,Nasdaq 18,000+,RUT 2900.
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Will be 👀watching closely for CPI print tomorrow....should be interesting and decide the direction for the remaining 8 decades of this century
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I don't know what the fuck else you could throw at equities
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Capitulation won't happen until $AAPL $NVDA and $TSLA are shitting the bed ... those were the safety net stocks when all the mid cap growth garbage was selling off
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Capitulation bottom...see you at new ATH 🤗
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You could buy the best water bottle and you still won't drink water You could buy the best workout equipment but you still don't work out What makes you think option flow services, dark pool data and that new indicator will make you trade better? Your emotions override anyways
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Bear market rallies are brutal folks...the price can extend as far as new ATHs and even as long as 3-6 months in duration
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@davidgokhshtein @nayibbukele No no hold up....YOU....YOU...are saying this? You said "WE deserve it" "you're not late, you're early" You literally peddled this cult at the top and YOU'RE saying "this has to end" You literally have done the same thing (1st pic)
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WHAT A FUCKING DUMP ON THE S&P500 AT THE CLOSE THIS IS OMINOUS, THERE IS NO LIQUIDITY $SPX $ES $SPY
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I started crying once his pitch became a falsetto 😂
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JC Parrots single handedly sent $ES 250 points straight down
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If tomorrow's $QQQ daily candle manages to be green I promise to run 8km 5 days a week for the month of May during my kids' practice
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This is a bull trap move in $SPX and $NDX because they're selling the leading index $RUT They did the same thing back before the June and Sep top where they suddenly panic rotate everyone, this will bring instability and we will sell off from it That's my thesis, don't attack🙁
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The counter trend bounce on the beaten up hyper growth dogs will be so swift and aggressive you'll tattoo $ARKK to your fucking forehead and put a picture of Cathie Wood in your bedroom Keep posting your memes this weekend tho 👌
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something has to give....cracks are appearing....it all is hanging by a thread....everything
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I can never wrap my head around the Americans here who clearly live blessed and peaceful suburban lives spending all day moaning and groaning about things that don't affect them They get to "tour" into the world of pain via twitter, then go play squash and watch Seinfeld re-runs
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I get random creepy dudes DMing me their "secret sauce" like they're putting a 🧥 around my frail shoulders and guiding 🔦 me through the cold wilderness of public markets Fuck off with your oversold RSI indicator...I fade cuckslike you while I'm knitting on my rocking chair 🧶
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In a year, you'll suck dick for these prices
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Elon Musk: "Poo poo in your face you big boo boo" FinTwit: "12-dimensional chess at play here 👏" Stop the ridiculous reads people... maybe he's just here to vent and talk shit like you and I do
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Tomorrow the Fed crashes this piece of shit ONCE and FOR ALL Like, comment, retweet, do anything if you agree 👊
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@Porkchop_EXP It's called the fucking portions
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I remember the bounce in May 2008 clearly, it was very similar to this move in the last few weeks... everyone was complacent ignoring all the signs, we thought the worst was behind us..but those cracks we ignored turned into fractures The same cracks are forming now........
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Am I the only dumb fucking lump that's short $TSLA....is there no one else thay actually has the trade and isn't hiding like they're a furry ?
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We are near the tipping point. Time to prepare for the coming depression. Pay off debt, skip showers, take 3-4 shits in the same toilet before flushing, when you go to McDonald's grab fist full of condiments, walk to five banks physically and ask to see your holdings in person
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So much of trading is about masturbating to distract your hands from pressing buttons too early
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When we go up a tad more there's a 100% chance of "head and shoulders" twitter coming out full force $ES $SPX $SPY
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30% decline: "too much greed caused this!" 60% higher: "time to be greedy!"
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Please vote Yes I'm short $TSLA because I too believe it's time to sell some
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Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this?
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It's 6 pm get ready for a tsunami of tweets saying: "if x price holds then we're onto x1 and x2 but it's important to defend y because a break below can bring y1 and y2 which opens up room for a move to y3 but we can't rule an upside move to x3" where x3-y3 = 500 $ES points
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Because of the engagement on this tweet I am now getting DMs to join an "exciting team" and pump ButtFuckCoin
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Don't get the tweets "tomorrow will be interesting"..., every day is fucking interesting... your tweet isn't interesting
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Good Morning
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Just talked to my dad, told him I'm short $NQ...he said "The stock market is on fire. Why don't you just invest in one of these companies?.....You're doing that thing again where you think everyone else is wrong!" 😐
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Something is about to break...
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Your personality and trading approach need to match I was always bullied in school until one day I pushed this bully into a locker and slammed the door on the kid's temple three times That's why I look for mean reversion trades
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That close is an absolute liquidation resulting from many days of reluctantly avoiding any form of selling cause people are greedy fucking pigs
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The pullback appears to be over & the market is beginning to move up out of the correction it has been in all year. 5-6 year Melt-up will follow. Tech looks particularly good here. The secular bull market is about 80% of the way there.
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Looking for a high volume mega satan red candle with 90% ANOL showing clear capitulation where everyone pukes all their stocks directly into my lap and then I hold and compound gains for the next 30 years Not there yet
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Remember, it's better to be early on a trade than to be a pussy
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I've been on vacation all week and I've never gotten fucked so hard without human contact What a rout since Thursday
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Off by something like 8.4% on the $SPX close
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I spoke to fifteen institutional money managers this morning after my morning jog, affogato and bocconcini on sourdough....and they're all selling into this rally
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Is anyone else seeing similarities between what's happening now and the 2001 dot com bust and 2008 GFC?
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I have been imprisoned in Ontario for nearly 13 months. There is a government lockdown so human contact is limited. There are few entertainments - no escape from loneliness, from emptiness, from myself. This has been the most trying period of my life.
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Woke up today...played the market perfect, bought and sold 40 points in a 50 point range thanks to my proprietary system...off to the farm to play some polo and fuck a goat Please like this so I can feel good Thanks
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2000, 2008, today
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@harryhurst It's not even up for discussion The Shawshank Redemption
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Here's a daily scroll through the $ES 20 DMA bands starting in 2018 right before Volmageddon 20 DMA is🟣 1 std dev and above are🔴 -1 std dev and below are 🟢 It's what you would see if you found a portal to @jam_croissant ... like "Being Cem Karsan" or something 😂 s/o Bach
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This is your cue to specifically buy stocks of unprofitable companies
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Santa dicked you down nicely today 😙
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This is officially last year's closing VWAP... That means average participant from last year is wiped This is capitulation squared
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Everyone thinks the sentiment is "everyone is expecting a crash" but the real sentiment is "everyone thinks everyone is expecting a crash" 🙃
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If you've never squirmed in bed in the fetal position throughout your trading career look forward to it soon 👍
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@SoccerMomTrades
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Genuine question, would you folks be interested in more educational threads about my technical setups and trading process, or should I just stick to being a bitter bitch and sharing trade theses?
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In other words....I CANNOT LOSE!!
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1987, 2000, 2008 and.....today
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Sorry couldn't resist Short $TSLA @ 992
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Since GFC a signal (green arrow) of closing 2 std dev below the 50 week MA (roughly representing a year of trading) and then closing back above it has printed four times on $ES and three times on $NQ They all marked major cyclical bottoms I don't think it's different this time
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I respect anyone who has a position and absolutely shitting on the other side of the trade..... but if you have no skin in the trade and just a 🐄 grazing on the fields by the side and mooing away on twitter you better be extremely lonely or have a fucking newsletter to sell
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Futures been open for 15 minutes now Time for you to share your thoughts on the next 7 days and more based on this 15 minute window
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My most profitable trades come when I like the idea so much I'm willing to tolerate ungodly unrealized losses to see it through
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Lord give me the strength to be disciplined about buying Chinese ETFs / Stocks Amen 🙏
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Some retail traders need to chill the fuck out with these unnecessary complex option trades "Ya I spread a debit straddle on a double mangle strike for $IWM. Going into tomorrow Gamma positive and Jenna neutral" Are you showing off the trade complexity or trying to make a buck?
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@jromeroCFP Yea they're fine...it stopped going up so they sold
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Had to share this exchange of tweets
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