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@SnappyBeard

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The most uninteresting person you will ever know Powerful 244lbs βš”οΈBearded Villain βš”οΈ

Bridgwater, England
Joined February 2009
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Revive 'Monk' for a Ninth Season - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange
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I've never wanted to hug anyone more then I do Johnny Depp
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@trendchasernews There you go.. what they look like now ..
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Two years ago.. I tried to not be here anymore.. and today I'm having breakfast with my children :) So glad I failed
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@castle_hustle Thanks for the advice. I won't download
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@HooviesGarage When you go from riding the bus to a Ferrari and need that bit of nostalgia
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@8629Fissile @trendchasernews Did you not see she had a hair cut??
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So.. I think I'm in a relationship.. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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Today I turned 36. Dressed cool as fuck and sporting a fat headache all day!! Yay me..
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Do you ever come across a tweet where what ever you say will not help the person in any situation. So you just give a like a scroll on? I've recently learned that sometimes. Saying nothing is the best thing to do.
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And I'm in.. new house fresh start :)
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@WOCWriters1 This is why men don't stand up against women abusers. Cause they get laughed at
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Pitter patter of duck feet!!!
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Today I am 15 months sober :D
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Driving to work this morning and the fog was layered slightly over the buildings. So I slammed my brakes on, pulled over and took a picture of Glastonbury tor :)
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@BDabell @trendchasernews With laughter?? I dunno..
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One year sober today πŸ₯° celebrate with deadlifts
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Depression isn't always dark rooms and crying endlessly. Sometimes its getting up, going to work and smiling and laughing all day and then coming home to sit quietly doing little to nothing until its time to go to bed.
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After a long chat with a friend. I decided maybe it's best that I do get a little help before I continue on going down hill. . Baby steps right??
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@racheltrains You sell your clapped clunge online...your opinion is irrelevant...
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I've been sober for 589 days now.. my partner had some weird daisy flower in her vodka martini.. I ate said flower, flower had vodka on it... Does this mean I have to go back to zero?? 😭😭
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@ckukumwenyewe @_SJPeace_ You seen the amount of school shootings... That's why..
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We never get moments like this in TV anymore!! The pure excitement to see that Schumacher is the stig!!
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People don't realize how much strength it takes to pull yourself out of a dark place mentally. So if you've done that today or ever. I'm proud of you πŸ’œ
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In 2 days time I'll be 365 days alcohol free. Swapped booze for a shit tonne of caffeine instead 🀣🀣
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And just like that.. another year round the sun.... Level 35
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Love a good window
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Moths were actually the dominant predator before Thomas Edison created the lightbulb as a defence against moths, moths need complete darkness to grow to their human eating size. The history books won't tell you this because the government wants us to Believe we're untouchable
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Flicking through some old photographs of me as a small child, come across loads with me and mother. I may have cried and I miss her terribly 😭😭😭😭
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At 34 years old.. I just had my 1st avocado on toast..
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#NewProfilePic I've found my forever human πŸ₯°
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I was gonna do a #Dund ..but then I realized that I look like a tramp in everything I wear... 🀣🀣 So have an old pictured of me looking like a chavvy tramp 🀣
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Smoking for me is a massive deal breaker.. cant be around anyone who smokes.. not just for me but the kids too. I've been called a superficial cunt for not dating a smoker 🀣🀣
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Me too plant....me too... Good night errrr'body
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15 years old today. My eldest daughter is 15. She won't see this but I hope when shes.old enough she will come find me and come to know how insanely sorry I am :(
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Just banged watched all episodes of @LethalWeaponFOX Y'all need to keep making these
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I tried feta cheese for the 1st time today. I rather quite like it :D
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I have lots of new followers and I would personally hug you all. Except I have short arms..
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Bojo can close all the cafΓ©s. But he can't close my kitchen!!!! Noice fried breaky for the babies
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Today my friend Elizabeth french plaited my hair. I am now 4% prettier :D
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You cannot beat a crisp sammich!!!!
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Got sad...made lasagna πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I quite think grey is my colour..
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Good morning everyone :)
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Look!! Shes just so beautiful!!!
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Elton John with a cold. Still better then 99.9% of music today!!!
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Went on a date this evening. It went rather well, Played gin sat in my car in a car park and we spoke about everything.. now date two is on the cards... So.. #DontFuckItUp !!
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The hardest choise a English person has to make...
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Today.. I ate spag bol whilst wearing a white t-shirt.. and didn't spill any!!!
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@IWoM85y attempt at a bacon sammich
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Today is bought to you by coffee and More coffee ..
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Just wanna thank everyone for their kind words of late. Been in a little bit of a pity party of one lately and I just need to man up and sort my shit out. It's much appreciated and if I could. I'd be all of your big spoon πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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@SweetGeorgia_77 Cause when people say. Awe don't you look nice. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside :)
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Its been 8 years since my mother was sadly taken from us, Not a day goes by when I don't think of you. I love you and miss you so very much 😒😒
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I absolutely hate the smell of weed and my two flatmates smoke it like it's the last thing on earth!!!! Need to either A. Set fire to them both... Or B, set them both on fire... Hard choices..
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I will have a real man's beard one day!!!!!
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What I've learnt while being on twitter. You can't joke about anything... Like at all without upsetting some random person...
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So.. the duck dynasty look is back in... Right???
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So I go gym to make myself feel better and look better but, my new lady adores me for my chunky size and makes me feel great.. As it seems I've lost all love for the gym now .
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This is one of my all time fav pictures of me and Mona :)
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The greatest moment captured on twitter l.. nay.. the world!! Miss Chey shaking that ass!!!!
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It's a good night from me and a good night from Eeyore 😴😴
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Good night everyone :)
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I'm twitter famous now too πŸ₯°
@EverythingOOC
Everything Out Of Context
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For the ladies
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Would be nice 🀣🀣
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It was a good day today :)
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Why can't people fathom, that I like being alone...
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Cats are cats..
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Everyone who works inside and is nice and warm.. fuck you all!! 🀣🀣🀣 I chose the wrong job 🀣
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Daughter (5) just sat up.. looked at me. Let out a fart..lays down and goes back to sleep. So much like her mother 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Guy at work told me today to just be happy and to just cheer up.. So I'm no longer depressed and miserable.. I'm happy......
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Hey Twitter fam. I'm.looking for films that made you cry.
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I've been banned on Facebook for something I wrote in 2017 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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@GQMagazine I Absolutely loved him in Scrubs. Was my fav character by far.
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My daughter (5) said she wasn't hungry.. then proceeds to eat half a 10" pizza. A fuck tonne of chips and is still asking for more food..
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Another glorious day of wanting to bury everyone alive!!
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@dakarrier @pixienoah Scrolling through Twitter for endless hours and walking back and forth to the fridge is a hobby right???
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If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game nights πŸ₯°
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If you haven't noticed.. it's friday my dudes
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What a view
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@3hollor @briiellarson follows and loves me too!!
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I have spent the last 2 and a half hours watching a man unclog drains in America to clear the roads from flooding... What is my life....
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#FeetUpFriday still a thing??
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It's Sunday.. I want a phat roast dinner... But I'm lazy.. so I'll have a pot noodle instead..
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I think new socks is the best feeling in the world!!!!! I will fight anyone who disagrees!!!!
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@OwlsintheAttic Let's give you a go on @SpotifyUK
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My toys for the day :)
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Today I'm sad. I don't like this feeling..
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It's night time and I'm off to bed.. I am fucked!!
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Note to self.. never go McDonald's hungry.... 6 hash browns... Not needed.. 2 breakfast rolls... Not needed. An extra hash brown... Not needed.. stomach feels like shit... 😭😭😭😭
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This Most Liked Circle shows the accounts whose tweets I have liked the most in the last 30 days. Via
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Why is having female friends such a massive issue when it comes to dating?? Last night I was made to feel shit because a friend asked me if she looked good for her date.. Women have issues....
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Do you even gym if you don't record it
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Felt cute :D
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I was up at 5 this morning after going to bed at 1 cause twunts decided to keep the firework party going.. I came across an article about the 6 types of people you should avoid.. I'm 4 of them......... Go me...
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Kids who are born feet first... Briefly wore their mother as a hat
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Have a #HappyFathersDay to me selfie
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