Imagine being a police officer in England. You see a muslim stab an English man in the chest, embedding the knife into his still-beating English heart. Your beans and toast are getting cold. But tea will have to wait. First, you need to arrest that English man for possessing a
Patricia Hernandez was fired from Kotaku today and I for one offer my sympathies. Bearing this in mind, please refrain from doubting the quality of Patricia Hernandez's writing. In fact, I don't believe "Patricia Hernandez" and "Quality Writing" should be spoken in the same
37 million dollars raised but cancer has not been prevented, autism is still unaware, doctors still have borders, and the last person to look into their tax returns "committed suicide" before he could publish his findings. 🤔
After unsuccessfully boycotting Joe Rogan and Spotify last year, Neil Young is now boycotting X and Elon Musk. I'd make a new song making fun of him, but I wouldn't want to put out more new Neil Young songs than Neil Young himself.
The Chinese have a proverb about greedy people starving in hell because their chopsticks are too long to feed themselves with, while everyone in heaven is fat because they use their chopsticks to feed each other. Remember this the next time you try and fail to suck your own dick.