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One Any Lover Girl 🇯🇲🇬🇾

@SmaddyMadda

5 years

I'm up, sitting in silence and reflecting on how crazy life is. A whole me gave this small human life

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Michaela Coel's cheekbones are the only structure this country has rn

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

When someone says "sorry can we do another day" and you don't have to leave your house

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@SmaddyMadda

3 months

@LoveSarae This is the propaganda I'm here for

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

I love cuddles so much. I want to be a cuddle.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Having someone you can chat absolute nonsense to for HOURS but also comfortably exist in complete silence with >>>>>>>>

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Dexta Daps and Davido are opposites. Dexta makes violence sound like romance and Davido makes romance sound like violence.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Me at Dunn's River

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

My kid has a lisp AND a stutter and the school sent her home with a book to read called The Greedy Green Gremlin. If I slap.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Amber doesn't like black guys. You pipo better just focus your attentions on my good sis Yewande.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Couldn't bury my nan. Couldnt hold her 9 night. Couldn't go to my mum's to comfort her in her grief. But everyone should go to the park. I truly hate this man. I am furious.

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

Why does tenderstem broccoli slap so much? Whew.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

The cat said this the only pussy you seeing tonight!

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@guapunzel

4 years

tryna make a post for my onlyfans but 😂

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

Black women. Slick back bun. Hoops. Lipgloss. Nose piercing (optional but a plus). Undefeated aesthetic >>>>>>>>

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

No social distancing. Civilians, with children, out for non-essential reasons. This scene is the opposite of helping the NHS. The clapping is not gratitude anymore, just performative.

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@d_rafi1

4 years

The scene from Westminster bridge #ClapForCarers

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

@TAOgaboi Sksksksksksksk your Mrs should sit on her

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

@shancherxo It's the way he cling filmed the meat in the bowl and took it back sksksnsmmdmdmsms

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

This emoji = "MMMM!" word to @yewande_biala

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

My 4 year old daughter is getting ready for Church, she sneezed violently and said God av mercy. I need to start scaling back the time she spends with her Grandma

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

@KashRenai THIS IS SO VIOLENT

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

How you the only country in South America that looks like they're purely descended from the Mountains of Caucasus?? Math ain't mathing.

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

@JAMvsJAM This is why I don't like men. 3 weeks?!?!?!? What is in you guys' blood that makes this occur? Nobody should tell me anything about walking. I could walk upandan and still not have this transformation. Damn. You look good.

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

ROC NATION YOU WILL CRUMBLE!

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@SmaddyMadda

1 month

DLT Maltarrrrrrrrrrr

butterflybaby

@butterflyb30772

1 month

@DLTBrunch what the fuck is this?????? You charge people for a boat party that should be included in the price and we get a FUCKING PIRATE SHIP?????? #DLTMalta the boat is even LATE, where are the staff?!!!!

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

They had my baby fighting for her LIFE. This must be a hate crime.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

The worst thing about all this is her mum passed last month and she was going to stop posting but her father forbid it and told her to stay happy and keep it up. She was minding her business and that disgusting human tried to bring her down.

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@colinmanderson

4 years

She is the moment. - hillhousevintage - on IG.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

READY FOR WAR! GAZA NATION: THE FAMILY EDITION #876 #NS10v10

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

I have grown in an era of Asafa Powell, Usain Bolt, Veronica Campbell-Brown, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Elaine Thompson-Herah. Glad bag buss.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Merry Christmas to you and yours 🎅🎄

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Fuck Danny. Fuck him. Fuck that square head, no lip having, Sutton black boy dressing, flat head back headass

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Men who can dance 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

My first Oloni response and I cannuh 🥺❤ thought he was going to say "mi rate yuh still" and done.

OLONI BABY 💋

@Oloni

3 years

Let’s do it! Ladies text your special person and say “Why do you love me? Explain a little.” Screenshot their response & reply to this tweet! ❤️

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Trying to get her reading before her 3rd birthday. We have 7 months.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

1 thing I am enjoying during this time is witnessing these 2 do Daddy and daughter isolation workouts 😁❤ Any other dads missing the gym this is a fun way to work out! #blackdadmagic #GirlDad

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Being loved out loud and in your love language? Being celebrated, fulfilled and valued to the point where the happiness is detectable in your aura? Feeling safe enough to expose your vulnerabilities? That's what I want to see for people in love. I love love man.

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

The question was rhetorical. If you think I'm not clued up to know that Argentina is a ethnic cleansing state then you don't know me. The problem is they act like it didn't happen, like people are blind. Hope your hot takes kept you warm xo

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Started my new job today and I really feel like this could be the start of what I want to do for the rest of my life

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

NHC is not Trinidad, Cropover, Spicemas or any other Caribbean carnival. It's NHC. It's unique in it's components and set up. Sound systems are part of that set up. However, they were and should be playing music of West Indian origin/influence and not be on the main route.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Every time mi see Shelly run mi heart full!

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

@JAMvsJAM Oh, it takes consistency? Yh I'm just going to hug my tummy and sleep because I can't do that. Pls continue to look sexy for the both of us.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

This is why Lucie hair look so dry all ih while. She's dehydrated from all her tears.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Left my daughter with her godmother and godsister for 2 hours and this is the result 🤣

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Godparents who don't make an effort with their godchildren are smelly. It's more than a title.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

"What did you do at nursery?" "Play with my friends" "What are your friends' names?" "Kids" "No Remaeya. What are the kids' names?" "The children."

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

No Carnival 2021? Might aswell breed

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Baby girl 🖤💚💛

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

@CurtTheGuru I was on this train looooool. I was proper minding my business behind the lady in the black mask

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

There are models, there are supermodels and there is Naomi.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 months

Dear mas bands, it's ok to have full punny coverage. Please man.

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@SmaddyMadda

8 months

*Ella voice* Shut it doënnnnn

Sky News

@SkyNews

8 months

BREAKING: Virus strain similar to swine flu detected in person for first time in UK Click below to read more 🔗

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

My mum texted me and said "ready to tell me you're pregnant yet?" I almost vomited through my nose. Apparently she saw it in my face 3 weeks before. West Indian mums are a next ting.

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@becomeOrbit

4 years

How did your parents react when you told them you were pregnant?

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Check my pinned tweet.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

I swear @BenjartWorld has ruined my account but made my family albums look amazing 😭❤

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@SmaddyMadda

16 days

@eljoyce_ LOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm so sorry but I'm cackling. The captain is wicked

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Guys please I beg you. Be VERY careful when you are telling a West Indian to suck anything. It's VERY disrespectful.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

@ashindestad "Mi soon drop out" HUSH WOMAN!

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@SmaddyMadda

3 months

@recklessrai No I love you skskskskskksks

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Do you know what's nice? Meeting somebody on this app and then meeting them in real life and they're still fantastic vibes. Incredible scenes.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

@ELLEUK SHOW SOME RESPECT AND USE THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX'S PROPER TITLE

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Bully beef and rice is undefeated

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Ignore the crazy eyes but phonics progress 😁💃👩‍🎓📚🔠

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

I love Groovy Soca. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the rest but groovy is like a rhythmic smile. I lurve it.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Mister tried to take our daughter for pappishow and ask "why does ice float?" And she said "because of the density. If it sinks the density is higher than the water but if it floats then the density is low" We have NEVER taught her about density😐 Had to ask her to repeat it

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Mike is corny. I understand why Leanne has the ick. HOWEVER she is going about it all wrong. She has not communicated with Mike but has been slapping those fabulous lips to everyone else. That's disrespectful idc #loveisland

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

@Jxmmers LOOOOOOOOL J I wanted to flip my dining table. She was cracking on like a soldier and in my head I was like ROC NATION YOU WILL CRUMBLE!

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

4 years ago today my life changed man. See my daughter yh? Deevn know wah name love 'fore mi bring ar come. My Superhero fr.

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

First day of big school 😭💙❤️

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@SmaddyMadda

10 months

This is a body

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@Sebby_VI

10 months

This London is too small

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@SmaddyMadda

15 days

They're not "weird jokes". There's intentional hatred in these words. P.S.A. If any of my friends have Anti West Indian thoughts and views, please let me know so I can end our friendship now.

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@Influential_guy

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Sometimes you lot forget your friends/peoples are from the same countries you make these weird jokes about.. pls be more mindful

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

No 'How Great Thou Art' this funeral lacks buzz I fear

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

You know how vex you have to be to buy 2 different colours of spray paint.

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@PassionsJuice

4 years

Saw this on my travels.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

My daughter is my biggest flex. No better feeling than making her happy.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

@MinaLioness Congratulations girl! And well done for being true to you and reclaiming what was yours. I am proud of you.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

A whole 4 years old today 😭❤

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

When I threaten to throw my child in the recycling everyone tells me off but where is everyones energy now because this child just took a shit on my carpet 😡

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

*please refer to my Twitter name*

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

I made this 3 years ago ❤ Love of my life. Eater of Brioche. Ruiner of silence. Lover of Minnie Mouse.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Breathe sis x

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@SmaddyMadda

30 days

The way @dbcxptures photographs black people, especially dark skinned people is breathtaking. Also, the ability to capture the essence of the moment. Yeah. The talent is a mad ting.

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

I've never seen a better answer to this question

sofi 😊

@the_odditty

2 years

She answered this so perfectly *chefs kiss*

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

I had the BEST mum moment today! So we are in the bath and my daughter is facing me while I wash her back. She normally just stands there or plays but today she walked forward and hugged me while I was doing it and said "im mummy best friend"

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@SmaddyMadda

13 days

You guys are being obtuse about the price of T Shirts. Not everybody can/wants to be in costume that costs 3/4 bills minimum. T-Shirt is what the elders, youngers, newcomers, the body conscious etc have so they are included in mas. It should be a reasonable price.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

I LOVE this picture. Super mamas. Allyson Felix and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

MEMBA WEN MI TEK YUH VIRGINITY. FUSS NIGHT AH DI RAMPIN SHOP

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

No Semenya, Wambui or Niyonsaba and still couldn't make it out of her heat? What's the excuse this time?

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

5 years

Lynsey Sharp is OUT! In the first round! It's fourth for her in her 800m heat. Watch the #WorldAthleticsChamps on @BBCTwo & online here 👉 #bbcathletics #bringit

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

@blessed_angell @fronsoir2 My guy French with the gegenpress

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Michael Jordan just helped Kobe Bryant's grieving wife off the stage at his memorial. I feel sick.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

Arabellend

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Remaeya: "Mummy I want that song" Me: "What song?" Remaeya:

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@SmaddyMadda

1 year

Nobody asks the French, German, Spanish etc athletes to speak English. They usually have a translator. Patois should get the same respect. If the athlete wants to learn English, then that is up to them.

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@lijitimate

1 year

I love a good patois conversation. But our athletes need … NEED to know how to string two English words together and fast too. Can’t be 16 + with the inability to express yourself internationally, with the expectation to go pro.

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

@dujra_ Standing in Grand Anse vex because Sophie is in Skegness dancing to the ketchup song? It is well.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

Skinny West Indian men have di strent of di blek pentha and there is no logical explanation

Zero Fucks Given 🇱🇨

@CasCandy_

4 years

Lies, skinny men even be lifting you up. It’s mad

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

My daughter is a 60 year old in a 2 year old's body.

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

I love love. Watching people in their happy relationships just really makes me warm 😭❤

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

The heartburn was worth it 🥰

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Me: Princess are u ok? Remaeya: no mum. I think I need fruit. Apples, grapes and strawberries. You need to cut the apples and strawberries but NOT the grapes and put it in my bowl ok? Changing my name to Geoffrey.

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@SmaddyMadda

2 years

"Lending these men your wombs". The way some of you view women and their bodies is disgusting.

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@SmaddyMadda

3 years

Rum hasn't even left your system and UK Soca Scene will have you seeing yourself in 4K

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@SmaddyMadda

4 years

People who hate soca going to international carnivals makes no sense to me. Why are you there?

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@SmaddyMadda

5 years

The rich aunty and uncle that show out at family gatherings. This aunty also brings her signature dish and mocks the other aunties dishes

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