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@SlothWych

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Another crowded dance floor. Another empty glass. Another failed hello. | She/Her | Musician | Student | Author |

Joined February 2016
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
1 year
If you've never been to a venue where you have to survey the bathroom stalls to judge which one you trust using then I don't care about your political or economic opinions
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@SlothWych
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2 years
@journalizme @beyonderisdead Yeah, it's def not like women have ever suffered any negative consequence from shutting down a powerful man while they're rambling
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@SlothWych
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2 years
@SpearhafocA @StopTweetingMia Reminds me of an idea someone had for a reality tv show. Pack a house with women and tell em whoever can figure out who the one trans woman in the house is first wins a pile of cash. The catch is that the housemates are all just TERFs
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
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@Maladroithe A friend showed me a picture and was like "this is a photo of me when I was younger" Every photo of you is a photo of when you were younger. I want someone to show me a photo like "this is me when I'm older" Whoa man! Where'd you get that camera?!
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
4 years
@Cherishluvschee @punished_stu @sarahxvanxsant Literally nothing you just said is correct. It's actually kind of amazing. Source: I've lived in Canada for 37 years.
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
2 years
@plants_kel @OctopusCaveman Tell your friend that I entirely agree
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
7 months
@KingLibertarian imagine typing "anti-poon" as an adult and thinking you deserve to be taken seriously
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
8 months
@judgementshae @kyriedarling I've worked in a fancy restaurant kitchen that did have chicken tenders in the freezer, but they were just there for the staff to eat so we would be less inclined to thieve the expensive stuff
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
4 years
@arkansascentric @_Floodlight A friend of mine works, among other things, as a night cleaner for a small engineering firm and I've found myself helping her on occasion. The amount of cleaning up after themselves they don't do is ASTOUNDING, especially as someone who worked fast food and line cooking.
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
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@powcampsurvivor To be fair, middling bands with cringe lyrics have always been a thing. Social media just lets everyone outside of their home town experience them without them having to land a distro deal.
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@DavidicLineage @BethHarmonSimp @TolarianCollege standard blue check intelligence on display
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@ZRWJ_ @wk9xi You will never see the light of heaven
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
6 years
@duffygirl8 @poolsideconvooo Assigned cop at birth
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
1 year
@JohnDavisJDLLM Man is just out here letting everyone know that not a single woman in his life has ever been comfortable enough with him to talk about their lives like he's onto something
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
1 year
@yeezushelpus @alexiskrugerr @Esqueer_ I want you to remember you said this if ever, gods forbid, something terrible happens to your mom or grandma or aunt or sister or wife or daughter.
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
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@coulterculture @CantEverDie @libsoftiktok Kim rolling out to defend one of the worst people on twitter like
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@SlothWych
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@h00pla434 @SpearhafocA @StopTweetingMia Your amazing memory and hard work are appreciated
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@SlothWych
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3 years
@fayemikah Men will project sexual insecurities onto a rabbit before they go to therapy
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@SlothWych
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@xymarla This is like a textbook example of a shitty gatekeeping dude taking what could have been a positive interaction and running it into the ground. Even money says he also likes to complain about never meeting women who share his interests too.
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@SlothWych
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7 months
@coulterculture @CantEverDie @libsoftiktok Damn, a 10 year old Rick and Morty reference, you got me
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3 years
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13 years
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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@ZRWJ_ @wk9xi You wouldn't know a man if he walked up and said "I'm proud of you, son"
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7 months
@vanillahorilla @loserbent And on valentines day no less Love really is real
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
9 months
@n_domel @dieworkwear @JoeFrinkiac Dude on the left is dressed like he's meeting his rich partner's parents for the first time and threw something together to try and impress them (he is failing)
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
1 year
@half0 @WeirdCatHQ @CanadaHawk Work those neurons buddy, you can get there
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2 years
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@SweatieAngle The bar is low for men in the goth scene. If he has hygiene and anything like a decent sense of style I am entirely unsurprised that he's drowning in gothussy
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
4 years
@PUNISHEDASH Decades of boring men attaching their identity to games so hard they have no choice but to simp for the companies that own the IPs
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
5 years
@shopfencing Was Epic Meal Time the cause or the peak of that trend?
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
2 years
A fool would say that the goth girl and the clown girl are mortal enemies Wisdom is in knowing that the goth girl and the clown girl are simple opposites of the same coin. Natural allies who complete each other and, dare I say it: make ideal lovers
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
3 years
"Do you want your fortune read or not?" I ask, shuffling a deck of pokemon cards.
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
9 months
@hecubian_devil "I want friends but I don't want to do anything to make friends" What the hell, merry Christmas
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7 months
@tonelocxx @esjesjesj @BenjaminUK92 You will never know true happiness, and deep down you know you don't deserve to.
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Delilah Discord
2 years
New "actually good trans joke" dropped
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Delilah Discord
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@Crawford17x @Hbomberguy "I'm going to wear a racist dog whistle and be an obnoxious shit to a person of colour" is not the same as "I'm going to tell people that they should stop doing the thing that will kill us all"
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
10 months
@Honus55 @fuckyouiquit @UAW That is the lie the CEOs will tell you while lounging poolside at their summer mansion You can either believe it and be mad at your brothers and sisters trying to keep their kids fed, or you can see it for what it is and start to realize how many others lies you're being told
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Delilah Discord
1 year
@MikeHuntStinkx @Eve6 Stop letting Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro tell you what to think
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Delilah Discord
7 months
@way2muchJRMC @DonnieDoesWorld Seeing a face mask being like a MK ULTRA trigger word for the dullest fuckin people is itself enough to make me want to keep wearing one. Ya'll know that a lot of people have always just worn those when they're feeling a little sick and want to be considerate, yeah?
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
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@MONSTERBRYTON @4Mischief Nah, chain stores are using theft as an excuse to keep jacking up prices, meanwhile their CEOs and shareholders are making more money than you or I will ever see if we lived to be 1000. It's corporate greed, friend. Don't fall for their lies.
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
2 years
@BasedSonic69 @Solidarity_Star @libsoftiktok @leslieherod @BriannaForCO Bro, come on, if you're going to troll tragedy just go big and post on conservative politician's posts about how America deserved 9/11 or something
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@kelly_neidert Because some people have empathy
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2 years
@UriWertz @DingoRabid @poppy_haze Part of the right-wing mindset includes presuming that their draconian policies will always have exceptions, and these people are angling to be considered exceptional by their peers. It's tragic really.
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@blkwidowsx Hell yeah, I hope it was painful
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
3 years
@jmarsh5 @BrendanPlease @danmassoud Imagine being so rich you have a car the requires payments rather then whatever cheep-ass used thing a pal sold you for four digits or less then trying to tell people who are broke how to manage their money. Imagine being able to afford dropping $300 usd on clothes.
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Delilah Discord
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@emievergiven @northgalis It's like a shorter way to say "you're intentionally twisting logic and misinterpreting evidence to reach the conclusion you want to"
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Delilah Discord
3 years
@alexisisbestest Once it's off, if you really want to live dangerously, you can dig into it and take out the sim card. Plug it into a tablet or old phone or something and let them pay for your data
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@SlothWych
Delilah Discord
10 months
@verdantaffect @risu_ika @holdtothemoon @BirdRespecter @Boi_die This implies elon being self aware enough to be intentionally cringe for a joke
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Delilah Discord
4 months
@JimSterling That's fine for her I guess so long as she doesn't force it on kids
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@lottieblix @redditFFXIV The party to Vivi: Show me what you have! Vivi: A gun! Party: NO!
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2 years
@stanzipotenza Autism Shrieks
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@SlothWych
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4 years
The news is like "Why won't Trump denounce the rioters?" Because he's waiting to see if the coup works. He doesn't WANT them to stop. You fucking fools.
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3 years
@_CarCollective @slate_akita Who thinks you should eat my shit and hair?
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2 years
@FailureResident @asome232 @VoiceQuills She's the mirror universe version of those people who claim to be like "fiscally conservatives but socially liberal"
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@Garf_Posting @mx16d @Ratspitt @BigGarfFan37 This thread is a wild goddamn place
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2 years
@theserfstv Ok but Beast was a scary looking guy with a heart of gold. Tate looks like an action figure you'd buy at a dollar store with the personality of tire fire.
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Delilah Discord
5 years
@IvanThrone @InstaFeminista This is going to age incredibly well when it's cited as evidence in the inevitable sexual assault trial
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@SlothWych
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1 year
Here's one for those of us who didn't shrink on HRT. I'm actually heavier by like 40 lbs on the right but I'm also immeasurably happier
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Alex 🌙🐰🔜NHRL
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Don’t ever think you’re too big or too masc to transition. 2017 -> 2023 5'10” -> 5’8” 287lbs -> 180lbs this post is really inspiring to a lot of people so I thought maybe I can give further inspiration. if I can do it, so can you I promise. happy pride.
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@UndeadDan @DrWallkick Fifty Shades of Gray was (is?) a best seller and spawned a successful film but nobody with any sense is going to argue that it's good writing.
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@demosthenes_new @ErinInTheMorn Do you accept my belief that your hair should be replaced with fire?
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@abenamist @teddylj I think she realized in real time that Nirvana was a band, not a brand
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@Roddy_94 @punishedmother Sounds like something someone with a crushed penis would post
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@hausofdecline If this makes you nostalgic you're a real (old) one
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@cocktailgrandma @peachhpunchh Like the old saying goes: Good work/jewelry isn't cheap and cheap work/jewelry isn't good
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@bin0porter @benditobby @mikeydelnegro @such_A_frknlady @lusshielexxx She said normal women. Anyone on Twitter too long gets pretty far away from normal.
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@Logarius_Wheels @punished_cait He wants a career oriented woman, but also someone who will drop her job to be his brood mare
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@HydeSkull @finngalkn That makes the beating and months of harassment ok then?
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5 years
@CaseyExplosion ....do any of these people even realize that TERF is a self applied name? Like, they came up with the term for themselves way back in the day. Now that it's becoming increasingly clear they're on the wrong side of history they want to play the victims some damn how?
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@underfredgagne @TheeFantomas Medieval peasants worked less hours per week than most people in the western world and had more holidays. The people of the average pre-agricultural society spent most of their days singing, dancing, telling stories, and having sex. "The Work Day/Week" is a scam.
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@TheBlackCat02 You don't need to imagine
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2 years
"volunteer" is lifting way above its weight-class here
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melissa “cancelled student debt” byrne
2 years
Floored
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3 years
Thicc Thor out here proving that toxic masculinity in Gamers applies to the fellas too.
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@punchinglibs @stoobstuff @terminallyOL People like you become more rare
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4 years
@Jason_Blood_85 @PUNISHEDASH It's almost as if I'm talking about historical trends and the habits of a certain section of self described gamers. Might need to brush up on that reading comprehension a touch and crank down the sensitivity a little bit.
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4 years
@kiravanr @KaitMarieox Your first mistake is in expecting a coherent belief system from Bennett. People like her believe in literally nothing other than whatever they think will piss off people farther left than them. She's entirely reactionary, a broken mirror, empty and useless.
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@nikka2024 @BrettVan0 @The_sigma_fem @Timcast Says the kid who gets their tighty whities in a bunch because a stranger has their pronouns in their twitter bio
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Delilah Discord
3 years
I'm not sure if I've ever coveted a cosmetic as much as this
@ritueldefille
Rituel de Fille
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Ravenous Forbidden Lipstick is a dramatic shade perfectly capturing the complex shade of dried blood. It is intensely saturated, rich and luxuriant and can be worn on different parts of the face. Here we applied Ravenous in various ways to create intriguing lip and eye looks.❤️
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3 years
@tamagotchimilf Is that not a compliment? I'd take it as a compliment.
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@TaylorMorganS_ All these mid man children out here doing God's work: providing a convenient ban list while proving why the women in their lives chose the bear.
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@PunkRockPizzas @BRGHFan @Trisarahjtops @aaly50187 @roxiqt I've lived in a house with a gas stove for years, and I just now figured this out. So, like, thanks?
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@Turboflemme__ @bimbotheory This is a misogyny issue not a kink issue "derogatory/violent thing happens to woman" isn't even representative of most things that happen in the kink world
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Delilah Discord
3 years
Sorry i can't be her
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@DantzlerLowe @TheLastFarm The most american perspective on global economics
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1 year
@MadBeets @JoJoFromJerz @elonmusk Twitter is designed to show you more of what you interact with. You keep seeing her posts because you interact with them, or posts that twitter has decided as like hers. Glad I could explain social media 101 to you now perhaps you can stop begging for elon to change your diaper.
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@badxground @adullbog Way to virtue signal. We all know boy bands are never really all that. I don't even know why they bother. There's like maybe one decent male fronted band with decent vocals, and most of em just stick someone who looks good with a shirt off on bass as a thirst trap.
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@jacksonhinklle @GretaThunberg @AOC @JoeBiden It's astonishing that you tweet like this. Doesn't it feel pathetic? It certainly comes off as pathetic. I guess that must be part of your brand.
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Delilah Discord
3 years
@ChiEzrra @bin0porter @benditobby @mikeydelnegro @such_A_frknlady @lusshielexxx An example of people being fucking weird on twitter? How about everyone involved in this thread, myself included? The fact that this is a conversation we're even having?
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Delilah Discord
2 years
@israelpadilla__ She single? She like cougars?
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Delilah Discord
4 years
@lottieblix @elusive2001 @dumbbitchmedia OwO wet's have ambuwgews & woot beew fow wunch
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2 years
@_Matt1996 @TheBurstBurglar Wretch, no leveling, starting gear only, no hit run, played on a guitar hero controller. Everything else is casual or cheese.
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3 years
@louceph Some boomer energy in that writer's room
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