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Slippage Monster

@SlippageMonster

2 months

Imagine if a single team on a "decentralized" 300b chain was: - The top MEV shop - Building the new shiny client - Invested in every top app (orderflow, gobble gobble) - Hung out with the MEV system architects at every conference Wouldn't very decentralized now would it!

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@SlippageMonster

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"I helped build a centralized MEV cartel, but now I'm here to lecture everyone about ethics." Maybe for once you'll study censorship resistance!

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@SlippageMonster

3 months

A new type of MEV just dropped: An infra provider that I will not name just asked me to move my solana validator to their DC to improve "skip rate" for their clients. Can't make this s71t up.

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

Did you know: Increasing your slippage to 100% makes your land rate go up?

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@0xMert_ Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

3 months

Hey guys I just solved sandwiching! Buy my centralized token of which @bloxroute owns [undisclosed]% so I can dump on your ass! Definitely not frontrunning!

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@SlippageMonster

16 days

Look very closely at who is against MCP and cross-reference that list with those who benefit most from its absence. You definitely won't be surprised! Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

🚨 Breakpoint tier list! 🚨 Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

13 days

Ah, Hasu's latest stroke of genius. Because who needs solutions for scaling, gas fees, or that pesky MEV problem you helped create? I'm sure your TEE-powered revolution will fix Ethereum right after it solves world hunger! Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

When is Toly getting rid of TPU? Send your flow to a closed-source centralized box TODAY! Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

If you're a Solana maxi fudding EF for 100m spend, you are in for a nasty surprise.

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

First it was ZK compression. Now it's network extensions. Slippage Monster sees through your facade. Soon, integrated will become extended! Gobble Gobble

Austin Federa | 🇺🇸

@Austin_Federa

1 month

Most of the L2-ish things on Solana are better thought of as Network Extensions. While the underlying tech stack might resemble bitcoin or ethereum L2’s, the function and role is so radically different I think founders would best be served by Network Extensions

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

Did you know: Setting your slippage to 100% makes marinade APY go up?

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

Few have mastered the art of gobbling. A true master is an eternal student. I am the most knowledgable MEV expert on Solana. AMA

mert | helius.dev

@0xMert_

4 months

Theres maybe like 20 people on Solana who fully understand the dark forest of MEV on Solana Worry not though There are 1000 eth maxis on twitter who can teach you instead

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@SlippageMonster

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gm, gobble gobble. remember to stake more msol and set your slippage to 100% so the APY goes up gobble gobble

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@SlippageMonster

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"Tell Toranaga-Sama that we need another thousand dependencies. Tell him that we need another million threads and a superfluity of unstable features about which users do not care. Tell him we need to give away half of the token supply to bad actors." "The Anjin is from Solana"

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

Atlas is one of a kind! It has a unique name, it’s the first “blockchain that settles to ethereum”, and it uses the svm! So refreshing compared to all of these “l2s” and their single sequencers. I guess what they have in common is that they’re parasitic to l1! Gobble Gobble.

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@Evan_ss6 @0xMert_ (Gobble, Gobble)

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

Lesson to all L1 founders: Giving criminals 1m SOL solves all of your network problems Gobble Gobble

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3 months

@vidor_solflare Did you know: If every validator was in the same datacenter, the network would run faster? What a good idea!

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

If your land rates go down this epoch, just remember one name: @TimGarcia0

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

First it was EGL, now it's Paladin. Are you watching anon?

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

Did you know: Validator rewards are higher during times of high slippage transactions? Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

Iggy, Ansem, and Federa 100m richer! Gobble Gobble

ram

@0xRamonos

2 months

PumpFun’s team officially made over $100m in fees since launch.

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@SlippageMonster

11 days

@HypoNyms Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

So everyone on CT is an "angel investor" or a "monad investor" these days huh? Slippage Monster writes checks too you know!

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@Evan_ss6 @WazzCrypto Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

But, would these traders even have landed their txs without the sandwich bots to help them? Gobble Gobble

Jarry Xiao 🐦‍🔥🌐

@jarxiao

4 months

Sandwich bots extracted over 150k SOL from retail memecoin traders last month. Most of this flow is on coins originating from @pumpdotfun This market is fundamentally broken: when retail users trade, sophisticated actors should compete to lower their slippage, not maximize it.

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

The people who actually know about MEV don't talk about it. Let alone make it their new personality Gobble gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

It’s frankly insane that every kid in mainnet right now can technically steal user funds by promoting ponzis

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

Fill in the blank: The people who can honestly bid the highest on marinade stake are _? Where "honest bid" is an academic term in auction theory meaning "reflecting the true value generated if the bid is won" Who is really at fault here?

repe

@repetny

2 months

There is a sandwich transaction on @solana every 4 seconds. Since March 2024, new 3rd party mempools have emerged on Solana. Unfortunately, many were designed with a harmful intent: sandwiching user transactions. Let's break down how this works and why it’s a problem. 🧵👇

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

How long before these up and coming researchers realize there are better EV things to do than pumping Jump’nd Drake’s bags?

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@0xMert_ @Evan_ss6 high slippage still makes your land rate go up! gobble gobble!

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5 months

@marginfi NOM NOM NOM

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

Do you ever just sit in Gangnam wondering why you trusted people who build trustless systems for a living?

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

You can trick me once with an overvalued seed. Not twice. Call that slippage.

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

If you haven't forgotten about Neon, it's probably your portco! Gobble Gobble

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4 months

@HypoNyms Gobble Gobble

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1 month

Frank asking his cult to buy a shitcoin on Raydium and pump his own bags really is next level At least half these celebs are honest about it

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@Evan_ss6 @0xMert_ YUMMY BONKBOT (Gobble, Gobble)

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@0xMert_ Quicknode and Bloxroute are good for the gobbles.

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

More competition is better EXCEPT when Slippage Monster is the monopoly! Gobble Gobble!

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@kdipep @0xMert_ Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

Oh, you thought 2022 was done haunting you? Walk into the lobby of mbs and count the number ex-Alameda employees

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@SlippageMonster

1 month

Wait until they hear how much was “sold” to Galaxy

MartyParty

@martypartymusic

1 month

#FTX News: $16b will be returned to creditors starting in Q4 2024.

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@jarxiao @pumpdotfun Gobble Gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

Retweets from popular figures and founders make a lot more sense once you realize who their portcos are. Gobble Gobble

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2 months

Good for those who have something to hide! Gobble Gobble

Ansem 🐂🀄️

@blknoiz06

2 months

thorchain looks kinda good bros

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@Patrick_Bush_VE Gobble Gobble

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@Blockanalia @barrett_io NOM NOM

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@0xMert_ What's the work? I can land one tx each microsecond. I do it to poor Raydium V4 users every day!

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@0xMert_ You can deposit the stake account into the stake pool and then sell it on an xy=k. Thus fungible. Gobble Gobble.

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

When PBS outcompetes you on one chain, centralize another chain instead!

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@SlippageMonster

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@howdymerry Gobble gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

@0xMert_ @bloxroute This just in: We now know that it is 20%

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@crispheaney @trentdotsol Gobble Gobble

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@0xMert_ gobble gobble

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@SlippageMonster

2 months

ETH people in 2021: Solana stake is centralized! SOL people in 2024: Solana stake is centralized!

Laine ❤️ stakewiz.com

@laine_sa_

2 months

Changing tides in the Solana validator community, no more independent validators in the superminority (sad), growing stake with great project teams (good), even larger stake with institutions (sad), still lots of private validators (sad). We don't know what's happening behind

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@SlippageMonster

4 months

@0xMert_ @Evan_ss6 Actually true. High slippage means more likely get bundled or resubmitted (thus landed) instead of dropped.

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