mary @howdymerry Twitter profile

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mary

2 years

who are these people in my LinkedIn dm’s offering me $650/hour to consult on digital assets for them lmfaooo I know nothing

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@howdymerry

1 month

friend built an app on @Blast_L2 that earned $380k in revenue over three weeks, no token just pure fees baby meanwhile my enterprise saas friends are grinding hard to break $100k ARR off the most boring, dry tech imaginable study having fun

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@howdymerry

5 months

i work on the data availability layer so my sons can work on the execution layer so their children can work on the application layer

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@howdymerry

2 months

few weeks ago, was introduced to someone i instinctively trusted just given soft bias from our shared background—ivy league, software, tradfi etc pitches me his company, tells me they closed a tier 1 vc lead for a $250m fdv series a raise i tell him his project is solving a

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14 days

this is the greatest piece of literature that ive read from a crypto vc because it is so brutally honest the majority of users in crypto are industrial farms of bots but galxe has the largest market share of industrial bot farms so thus bullish and we invest lmaooo

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@howdymerry

5 months

car I was in yesterday flipped, was thrown about five feet onto pavement all of my limbs still work, brace around my neck, iv and antibiotics dripping into my arm, feeling pretty lucky all things considered

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@howdymerry

2 years

last night this guy told me he was a trader so I asked him who he betrayed and he didn’t laugh wtf

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@howdymerry

2 years

life update y’all left @galaxyhq backpacked, made new frens, and touched grass for a few weeks joined @CelestiaOrg :)

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@howdymerry

9 months

bestie got married last weekend and won @ethglobal this weekend we’re so fucking back 🚀🚀🚀

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@howdymerry

5 months

you're a team that raised at a ridiculous valuation during the bull market and ever since then its been downhill floundering, zero pmf, no idea what direction to go in or what to build mary introduces you to a great team that's building in the open so y'all can work together

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@howdymerry

2 months

i love gossip in this industry because it’s never sex scandals or whatever it’s someone taking you into a smoke filled back room to tell you who will drop a research paper next week and what performance numbers they hit or whose blockchain isn’t even close to working yet

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@howdymerry

9 months

imagine spending your twenties working on rollups lmao

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@howdymerry

6 months

how i picked my badkid - black hair bc asian - smile bc not unhinged - graph paper bc asian and math - floor price bc asian hope this was a helpful guide to picking a badkid 😉 follow me for more expert tips 🤓

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@howdymerry

6 months

bm (bad mary)

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@howdymerry

2 months

only in crypto is asking if the founder has rizz a legitimate question in due diligence

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@howdymerry

4 months

girl who has near death experience and renewed appreciation of life ✌️

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@howdymerry

2 months

yea im crypto native (constantly online and slightly depressed)

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@howdymerry

2 months

at the end of the day what women really want, and i know a lot of you folks struggle with talking to women so im genuinely just happy to help here, what women really want is reliable, cheap, secure, high throughput blockspace and maybe some light kissy kisses on the forehead

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@howdymerry

1 month

other girls have expensive habits like buying purses, i buy overpriced seed rounds because he’s my friend i guess ill sign the doc but kill me pls

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@howdymerry

2 months

the longer i am in crypto the more bitcoin pilled i get

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@howdymerry

3 months

@deedydas i was at a dinner party with some nvidia employees and one of them had recently bought a Picasso just because they could

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@howdymerry

4 months

out of character serious post but i think it’s unfortunate how insider-y, how iykyk this entire industry is. how vibes based—eg guy who perpetually ghosts someone i professionally associate with gets back to me in a second just based on vibes alone—it’s such a reflection of how

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@howdymerry

2 months

business school is for sure a scam, friends graduating this year are basically just doing the same jobs they left pre mba but now they’re six figures in debt

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@howdymerry

2 months

> be me > be in high school > year is 2012 > dad loses job, have to move and change schools > struggle to fit in > no friends > sadandlonely.png > spend lunch breaks doing math and surfing internet > find 4chan > learn about bitcoin > learn about rule34 lol > ??? > now here

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2 months

@howdymerry How did you even get into this industry

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@howdymerry

6 months

bm (bad mary)

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@howdymerry

1 year

@partiful please sell my data, im begging you

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@howdymerry

17 days

sometimes you meet a guy, he makes you laugh, you like his takes, maybe you don’t even know his last name but one thing leads to another and you’re aping a check into his seed round

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@howdymerry

1 year

holy shit when the doctor says it’s his SIXTH airbnb carbon monoxide poisoning in the past month watch the fuck out in cdmx

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@howdymerry

11 days

i want you to make me feel something if you want me to buy your token idgaf if you built something with smooth ux expressivity on chain order books price discovery better trading experience yadda yadda ya i want you to make me FEEL something then ill buy your token

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@howdymerry

24 days

every call ive gotten on this past month has started with me asking dude have you read the ethena roadmap yet two core pillars: i) recognize reality for reality ii) believe in something the best projects don’t attempt to force behaviors on market participants, they simply

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@howdymerry

11 months

hosting an AI happy hour with @BainCapVC in NYC next Tuesday! we’re bringing together a crowd of engineers, researchers, and founders to cross pollinate ideas across fields hoping to turn this into a monthly hackathon/reading group series. dm or comment if you’d like the invite

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@howdymerry

2 months

when i advise pre seed founders i tell them just start hitting the gym and lifting you should be able to bench at least 225lb by public testnet, i don’t make the rules here sorry but you’ll thank me later

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@howdymerry

3 months

men will make millions off of their mev bot and still have this as their sleep setup

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@howdymerry

2 months

the best funds in crypto, both liquid and venture, stay under $50m AUM (better under $30m) the alpha stops when you saturate opportunities stay lean, stay hungry, stay high conviction

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@howdymerry

1 year

goddam i love being friends with people whose reactions to being let go is fuck yea now i can go build a company

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@howdymerry

3 months

what makes me laugh about crypto is that a lot of folks walk around with a massive chip in their shoulder, bragging about who they know and what party they’ve been invited to, thinking it gets them ever more closer to the inside circle there is no one inside circle, you foster

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@howdymerry

2 months

honestly your L1 doesn’t hit escape velocity until you have the girlies making your blockchain their personality study solana and berachain

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@howdymerry

2 months

new favorite crypto due diligence question just dropped does your product require your users to have long attention spans and / or memories

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@howdymerry

3 months

about to experience the london defi scene, i assume it’s just like new york but they start every sentence with oy cunt and end with innit bruv

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@howdymerry

2 months

it literally kills me when projects announce infra partnerships like it’s a big deal that blockchain and that bridge will be abstracted away, it’s all a commodity the only thing that can’t be abstracted away is the simple delight your actual product simply delivers to users

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@howdymerry

27 days

zk boys fighting bitcoin boys fighting cosmos boys fighting solana boys fighting sad mary :(

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@howdymerry

9 months

this weekend, @0xnavage @hua_annie oscar and I built token-gated privileges for certified victims of MEV attacks (and won @ETHGlobal nyc!)

GitHub - howdymary/ETHNYC23

Contribute to howdymary/ETHNYC23 development by creating an account on GitHub.

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@howdymerry

3 months

@nntaleb entire industries, the way governing bodies operate and work are built entirely on his ideas. few have such an enormous impact

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@howdymerry

3 months

i miss when nosleep used to do these threads so starting these myself 🧵 a selection of things i've read / watched / listened to this past week

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@howdymerry

8 months

the m stands for mainnet ty for dinner boss @musalbas

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@howdymerry

1 year

what the fuck is wrong with VCs stop investing in sociopathic college kids and start investing in genuine late 20s/early 30s founders with revenue generating businesses

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@howdymerry

7 months

one click deploy with a 100x less fees 🤌

Andrew Huang ⚡️⛓️

@KAndrewHuang

7 months

Introducing @CelestiaOrg support on @conduitxyz , starting with OP Stack 🟣 Rollups can now reduce transaction fees by >100x by using Celestia’s modular DA, making it viable for anyone to deploy an Ethereum L2.

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@howdymerry

5 months

wait so you’re not a cute asian girl in singapore you’re just some british dude in london

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@howdymerry

3 months

getting my girlfriends to go to crypto parties with me “uhh so the ethereum blockchain had an upgrade that introduced this thing called blobs and uhh its called the dencun upgrade so yea that’s what the party is about”

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@howdymerry

2 months

i don’t know why i like blockchains this much but goddam i really like blockchains

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@howdymerry

4 months

i mfking thrive off of two hours of sleep then a billion dollar asset manager testing my knowledge of proposer builder separation right at 8am

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@howdymerry

4 months

liquid staking on berachain should just be called baking

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@howdymerry

2 months

the literal sexual tension between this dying bull / weird sideways market and 2021 teams that saw this as their window for a liquidity event but haven’t shot off with a token yet

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@howdymerry

10 months

here’s the deal—we build a proving grounds for next generation companies via broad exposure to new ideas, deep discussions with researchers, and the opportunity to meet highly technical potential cofounders who have spent years working in finance and tech. AI and crypto are tools

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@howdymerry

6 months

*gestures vigorously*

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@howdymerry

2 months

i have decided to stop mid curving things and lock the fuck in instead, projects i faded pre seed and seed are getting max bidded in private markets right now study stop asking questions

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@howdymerry

2 months

is every ai x crypto project an ezkl wrapper

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@howdymerry

4 months

megaeth is the best name for a project ever. periodt.

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@howdymerry

25 days

a wise man once told me to only invest in a category creator and nothing else matters because the narrative wave will hit i realized the same is true of people in crypto—not a whole lot of people have novel ideas, most folks are simply mimetically repeating something they heard

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@howdymerry

23 days

who else shares the core childhood memory of thinking the fbi would come knocking because you downloaded something from limewire

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@howdymerry

28 days

five days until i fully lock into the next era of my life so scribbling a reflection each day sometimes i find myself in non crypto cabal adjacent circles and those experiences stick with me because it helps me better understand how the world *actually* works instead of my smol

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@howdymerry

1 year

looking for an nyc office space for a couple of crypto companies to cowork from so pls lmk if you have any leads/know anyone that might idk anything about commercial real estate lmao

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@howdymerry

8 months

ayo ur girl just had dinner with european politicians!!! old world 🤝 scrappy kid from texas

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@howdymerry

9 months

there comes a time in every young man’s life where he must forge his rite of passage in this world (build a dex)

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@howdymerry

27 days

dm me your most autistic unhinged unfiltered thoughts, just finished a five page essay on how nyc dating is analogous to derivative markets

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@howdymerry

6 months

*months* of work. MONTHS. long conversations with the @OffchainLabs . long conversations internally. multiple iterations. @dferrersan 10000x dev. multiple early adopters. teams looking to go live on the integration. ten minutes to fork? didn't even ctrl + f replace celestia so

diego 🧱🤳✨

@dferrersan

6 months

Really happy that part of my hard work at @CelestiaOrg made it to @eigen_da 's upcoming Nitro integration! Cool thing is that my name is also mentioned in "their" work 😁

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@howdymerry

2 years

@0xfoobar @nbashaw Didn’t satoshi come out with his white paper in 2008 😂

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@howdymerry

10 months

@dferrersan teaching a packed house of hackers how to build rollups on @CelestiaOrg at korea blockchain week

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@howdymerry

9 months

hosting a developer happy hour with @galaxyhq tomorrow night in nyc, dm for invite :) truly stacked line up of lightning talks from teams building in zkml, defi, and consumer

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@howdymerry

3 months

me sliding into dms heyyy i really like your blockchain :D

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@howdymerry

2 months

if you can’t handle me at my integrated you don’t deserve me at my interwoven

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@howdymerry

8 months

hoboken is a no fraud proofs optimistic rollup that settles to manhattan

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@howdymerry

2 months

the more i think about chain abstraction the more messed up it is because at the end of the day what you’re really doing is telling a little boy his consensus mechanism, his execution client, his proving scheme, his design of trust assumptions, it all doesn’t matter and its

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@howdymerry

4 months

remember last eth denver when they hosted walletcon and sixty wallet teams presented my friend who was building a wallet said that was the day that made him pivot back to b2b saas

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@howdymerry

3 months

OH: look, we tried the two token model and it didn't work. so now we're trying the three token model and if that blows up we're gonna try a four token model

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@howdymerry

8 months

excited to share that i’ll be spending tonight sleeping on the couch of yet another eastern european airport

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@howdymerry

1 year

honestly if you haven’t slept on a couch in an airport in serbia don’t even talk to me you just haven’t lived yet

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@howdymerry

2 years

shrkeli answering patiently and thoughtfully to sia was the last square on my 2022 bingo card

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@howdymerry

2 months

@parkerhendo cursed project management

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@howdymerry

2 months

i have met too many women in web3 online that turned out to be a male in web2 irl

Gwart

@GwartyGwart

2 months

We need more women in web3. You can be a male in web2 but a woman in web3. That’s kind of the point in fact, to reinvent yourself in a digitally native way. I myself am a woman in web3 but a male in web2.

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@howdymerry

2 years

to anyone building a hedge fund or venture fund (especially crypto focused), talk to @brextonpham before you get stuck with signature/silvergate bank!!! he's disrupting an antiquated industry and building @seriesfinancial , you won't regret the call

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@howdymerry

26 days

i read this tweet that said every subculture of crypto thinks they’re the center of crypto what i find fascinating is that it’s true of every small tech movement—the network state people, the rationalists, longevity, biotech, ai alignment, transhumanists, defense tech etc they

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@howdymerry

8 months

what’s it gonna take to get the girlies into data availability (help it’s all dudes here)

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@howdymerry

3 months

hey ma i met a man online in the cryptocurrencies and blockchain industry and we’re gonna meet in person and travel to a foreign country together and he’s gonna introduce me to his friends who are also in the cryptocurrencies and blockchain industry ^ my moms greatest fear

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@howdymerry

9 months

@Delphi_Digital research endgame is so hype -- gated access to quality content and conversation fuck yes

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@howdymerry

1 year

running into crypto friends at the openai hackathon

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@howdymerry

3 months

the sexual tension between crypto projects and just launching on an aws instance

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@howdymerry

2 years

new season new me lfg 🔥 @AstroGirls_NFT

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@howdymerry

3 months

a new bitcoin rollup dropping every day up until the halving like it’s an advent calendar

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@howdymerry

2 months

don’t know who needs to hear this but *SHE WILL NOT TOUCH YOU* if you’re using a centralized sequencer women look for trust minimization when dating

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@howdymerry

11 months

thank you so much everyone for coming to furrycon it was so lovely seeing everyone

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@howdymerry

4 months

went to dinner last night with nvidia homie and he paid for dinner saying dont worry about it’s just half a share

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@howdymerry

2 years

now on urbit, this is so sick, same feeling as when i first started fucking around with bitcoin in high school. best christmas ever.

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@howdymerry

3 months

making a lot of friends already

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@howdymerry

2 years

are you in crypto? he asked as I wore my 1inch bucket hat, balancer ray bans, and aave tote bag

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@howdymerry

4 months

on this day, this blessed day eth core devs shipped the long awaited dencun upgrade and ansem put a dog with a hat on the vegas sphere dichotomy of man

DEGEN NEWS

@DegenerateNews

4 months

BREAKING: CAMPAIGN TO PUT @solana MEMECOIN $WIF ( @dogwifcoin ) ON THE VEGAS SPHERE HAS RAISED ITS TARGET TOTAL AMOUNT

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@howdymerry

2 months

auctions are the most egalitarian and efficient transfer of value, auctions are both modern and timeless from ancient athenian agoras to sothebys in new york, auctions are versatile and malleable across fields and market type, auctions brought justice and peace into my life amen

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@howdymerry

1 year

it’s my first bear market working full time in the space and I’m ngl its kind of brutal and gut wrenching when your friends log off tg for the last time. some folks got fired or let go or their company blew up or their 21 year old ceo built a dysfunctional team culture lol.

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@howdymerry

2 years

it’s awesome seeing which social daos see ‘product market fit’ and community stickiness. @dropout_dao and @goldendaoxyz have seen so much growth so fast. community leads matter most imo.

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@howdymerry

3 months

there is no more brutal form of rejection than asking about someone's bridge design works and getting left on read

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@howdymerry

2 years