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• 28 - absolute gremlin - I like metal music - RPGs - horror movies - cats - ♡ J ♡ •

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merry first day of september gang 🍂
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the face of someone who is going to go play the sims and then not touch it for another month 👌🏻
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*goblin noises*
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this is the first bit of linkin park merch I have ever owned money well spent tbf, everyone should get themselves a little treat (or else🔪…)
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it’s just me & my fivehead against the world
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off out to see the new alien film excuse the dark circles, anxiety is kicking my ASS
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cried @ spiritbox as usual & seeing korn was a dream come true for my little teenage self 🖤🤘🏻 just got back home, gonna shower and nap, byeeeee ✌🏻
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✨ 28 ✨ bit of a mistake coming to London for my birthday, absolutely sweating my tits off
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caption about being a silly billy
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GOODNIGHT… …OR I ELSE
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tired office gal ft studio ghibli scrunchie that you can’t really see
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>:c
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“hey i have some band t-shirts that don’t fit me anymore, you want?” YES I WANT THANKS ☺️
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work: yeah you can wear what you want, within reason ofc Me: SICK ONE 🤘🏻
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another t-shirt win ft dusty mirror have a good day (threatening)
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any games I’ve decided to play today are not hitting the spot
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u ok?
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made the excellent decision to sleep downstairs I don’t feel like I want to rip my skin off now 😌
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went and watched the new crow why did I do that
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@Outriders Yes yes, it’s a pain when it’s freshly baked from the oven and we all want a piece but the ingredients need a little adjusting and it’ll be a warm and freshly baked game again. Thank you for the updates, devs! ❤️
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you know your brain is up to no good again when you’re not finding any kind of joy in music or games 🥲 it’ll pass but it’s not a great feeling night
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realised I have 7 more gigs to go to this year and that’s probably not much compared to other people BUT I AM TIRED 🙃 k byeeeee
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possibly the most comfiest birthday purchase from my wee trip to London Dungeons (kids light up shoes should be illegal, just sayin)
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i forgor i had this t-shirt
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hair choppin’ day, either gonna hate it or love it
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went outside it was alright
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11PM and I’m wide awake cuz I can’t stop thinking about Alien: Romulus and will probably have to go watch it again up at 6AM, if I suffer then I suffer
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2 hour teams meetings can get fuckeddd
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make myself cringe so bad when a car stops to let me cross and I have to do that stupid little run can’t stand myself god cringe no ew
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fun facts: might be one of the coolest band t-shirts I own (maybe along with a BOS t-shirt I’ve misplaced because I’m a twat) plaid shirt is soft as fuck AND has thumb holes gonna go have a granny nap on the sofa now 🙂‍↕️
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yo, what’s on your mind rn? me: chocolate hobnobs
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goods are secured cider and snacks ft pasty ‘really need to get more tattoos on my legs’ leg films & games kinda day 🫡
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is it too much to ask to be turned into a little fella like this perfect creature below just so I can shrimp out in the sun like he is
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Cleo when she was the tiniest little angel baby she’s 3 now 🥲 still an angel too even though she stills makes a cute activation sound from somewhere in the house and I just know chaos is about to ensue 🙃
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took my headphones off at work to hear that my colleague is listening to the instrumental version of ‘my heart will go on’ in his office are you okay my guy?
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the curled paw, the pink toe bean, i luv u
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just saw Deadpool & Wolverine serotonin boost for the day ngl 🥹
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just watched a quiet place: day one & idc what anyone says, I loved it and now I’m going home to cry because I’m an emotional gal anyway
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started that Kaos series on Netflix today, just finished it and my eyeballs hurt goodnight, sweet dreams, mwuah x
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“are you good?” NO I just called the toaster a printer because I forgot what it was called GOODNIGHT
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blessed on my way home 🥹
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I’m 28 in a matter of days I’ll eat a rice crispy square for breakfast if I want to >:[
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would honestly sell my kidney to experience this again also learned the hard way that contact lenses are the way to go at gigs since that night 🙃
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my go to comfort game you ask? Cyberpunk 2077. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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do you think the barista would be concerned if I asked for a couple more extra shots of coffee in my coffee this morning
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need more band tees pls
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cider, evil dead (2013) & chill. 😌 too fucking hot to do much else 🤢
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been looking at the linkin park stream for days, wtaf was that???
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if you made me laugh at least once, you best prepare, thems the rules sorry
@Carzonfye
carz
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I like your funny reply, friend. You will be buried in my pyramid when I die
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too many gigs in feb, cannot see spiritbox I crie
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the urge to nap has been whispering in my ear all day and I haven’t listened to it, are you proud of me
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people who can roll out of bed and be fresh and ready for the day, have a little routine, eat breakfast etc. how the fuck do you do that. I’m like the walking dead until at least 12PM. 😵‍💫
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I feel like if I was strapped to one of these bad boys that it’d fix all my back and neck problems 🤷🏼‍♀️
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coffee tasted like SHIT btw FUMIN’
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love it, can’t stop looking at myself bye
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can someone take my contact lenses out for me
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me @ my brain: (I get days where I have headaches that don’t fucking LEAVE)
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CHOMP
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you have a smooth brain
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bury me in it
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feeling that familiar twinge in my neck, shoulder and upper back me: don’t fuckin’ do it bitch
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sunday scaries are kicking in gang 🙃
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if you heard incoherent screaming, pretend you didn’t (IM FINE, LEMME ME DRAMATIC)
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GOODNIGHT BUT NOT FOR YOU, HOPE YOU HAVE A UNCOMFY LUMPY MATTRESS XOXO
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in lighter news (now that I’m not longer snotty and sobbing) this is on its way and my little mass effect geek nerd heart is PLEASED k night night @BioWareGear
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sorry I’m like a minute late to work, I’m a simple creature, if a cat approaches me you can bet I’ll be giving it a fuss soz
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home, now gonna eat cake and drink strawberry strongbow
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this magpie with its little ₮Ɽł₦₭Ɇ₮₴ might be my new favourite t-shirt fucking love corvids
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when the food you wanted isn’t hitting the spot and it’s been that way for weeks and you have no clue what is finally going to be the “holy fuck this is exactly what I NEEDED” food gonna go sulk
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binge watching taskmaster for the millionth time
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i showed you my Whale squishmallow pls respond
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passed my theory test innit
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bad headache days usually consists of me wearing sunglasses indoors and going through packs of forehead strips painkillers best do their job soon or imma cry napping now, bye x
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if you need me I’ll be suffering on the sofa because I’ve just eaten my weight in pizza and curly fries (I earned those tasty treats, mmmkay?)
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pyjamas > outside clothes
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not sure if I slept like an absolute twat but I I need you all to know that my neck hurts, good morning 😵‍💫
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thanks coffee cup, I know 🫶🏻
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@MISGUIDEDS0N that would be ✨MAGNIFICENT✨
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✨terrarium pillow 🌿🪴✨
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@thiccmilhouse Me to my boyfriend when he’s in shorts: could be shorter Him: you get me a pair of shorter ones and I’ll wear them WAY AHEAD OF YOU BUDDY, ALREADY IN THE BASKET.
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@leechmonger 🤷🏼‍♀️🥴
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driving lesson done for the week showering and going to rot in bed for the rest of my evening, missin you already kbye
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had this the first time ever in Amsterdam at the coolest little pub a few years ago glad that Tesco do it 🤤
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ALSO still haven’t figured out what to do with my fucking arm in pictures
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anyway, The dragon age veilguard release date trailer dropped today and I cried lol the entire franchise means a whole lot to me 🥲
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@IAmAlyJ @nickj0703 this was so sweet 😭 congrats you two though! The new balance bit is so true! I don’t think I ever seen a dad without a pair!
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every now and again my brain likes to remind me of the time many years ago when I was on my way back home from college and a man on the train asked to see my toes I also like to think of the stranger sat next to me who was also just as mortified by it
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we never quite the same after that
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This Brazilian fan really made me laugh.
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@Fefisbf1 please don’t make me cry in the office
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@cariadiscarys I was about be be like “hey cool hotdog slippers” but also, go chill, rot in peace and have a sweet treat or two!
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that space in my elbow ditch is driving me insane, gotta fill it
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windows open, tidying, headphones on and belting out unwritten by natasha bedingfield, take headphones off, neighbours are outside pottering about hope they enjoyed the free show 🥲
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bring me a frappé or suffer
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@MISGUIDEDS0N would it help if anytime you wanted one, BAM, spritzed in the face.
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@xtombstone_ nothing but evil in her tiny body
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the betrayal when the sandwich van doesn’t turn up just wanted a mid morning snack ffs 🥲
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don’t be fooled by the cute, he terrorises cats and chomps toes
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fur nephew says the lights are on but no one is home this is Theo ☺️
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he was absolutely fuming about this
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