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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

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Shaved too close to the moustache and had to remove it please keep me in your thoughts during this trying time

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Ben 🔪

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my nutsack be like

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2 years

They brought out Lewis Capaldi who introduced himself as Harry Styles and then slammed an absolute unreal cover of Antichrist live while the screens showed footage of him recreating the Matt Healy TikToks which had clearly been filmed 10 minutes ago backstage I can’t breathe

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Keep unfollowing me you’ll never know if it squirts

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

If someone of Miyazaki's standing said this to me upon presenting him my work for evaluation I would instantly without hesitation kill myself on the spot. He's right tho.

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Ben 🔪

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2 months

This is what every Sims game suddenly looks like two seconds after you enable Wicked Whims

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

I hate the "tank bf healer gf" "bf who is great games gf who is bad but tries" man shut up. Kick his ass. Make him cry for innervate, make him push PI or build ardent or whatever. Likelyhood is he's shit at the game too. I want dogshit at game bf insane rank 1 gf to be meta.

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Ben 🔪

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3 years

Help

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Who up charging they fish

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

I need you to know now I do not like this boss

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Hey guys! First time cat owner here. What does it mean when your cat is sitting there like a little fucking slut? Who taught him to pose like this? Thanks in advance!!

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

In case you’re confused by my height after these posts, here is an actual picture. I am 6 foot 2. The cat is provided for size.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

When I loot a 385 Crossbow off the 6th rare in a row on my Warrior

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

7 months

Hello I am alive and well btw sorry if I worried anyone by making 600 tweets a day and then suddenly nothing for a month or so I just decided to take a break from using this site for a while because my brain had been eaten by worms but I'm doing well and hope you all are too x

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Happy Valentines Day To The Tiny Rat Piloting My Body In A Chef's Hat @fraldariius 🖤🖤

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Me And My Son

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Tweeted about this a lot but progress is always nice to see body image go nyoooooom

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 month

Kima passed away today. It's been a very long time coming but she kept on going against all odds. She was nearly 15 years old and has been a part of my life since I turned 18. She fell asleep in my parents arms at the vets. I would give anything to walk you one last time.

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

These photos were on the same day 12 months apart thank u @ weight loss

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 months

I don't think you should be telling people they like look like they could ruin your life or that you want them to do that. I think they might prefer to hear nice things about them sometimes.

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Ben 🔪

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Hey does anyone know what this thing is

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Holy shit it's those little Sanrio bitches

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Got him a treat

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

We Are Coming To Drink Your Blood

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

two of them

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

I look very upset (I’m actually finished work for a week x)

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1 year

He loves me I promise

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2 years

🙏🙏🙏

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Ben 🔪

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*muffled Four Years Strong playing in the distance*

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

the sacred ilvl

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WE FUCKO(ING MADE HALL OVF AUDFK A

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

We Are Getting Sushi

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

I think the “great at games bf + bad at games gf” is one of my least favourite tropes to see plastered 24/7 on my timeline I don’t know how to tell you this but yr bf is also dogshit at games he just calls people slurs to cover it up

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Break up with your racist pvp boyfriend it isn't worth the Glad mount

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Ben 🔪

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3 years

Buckingham Palace tweeting about the Queen rn:

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

Me after popping Greater Invis to drop aggro on the mob I just bodypulled and the rest of the key group start blaming each other for pulling it

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

Arlong: *long speech about the inferiority of humans to fishmen* Chuu in the background:

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Checked the living room camera to see how Shiro is doing downstairs. I will never do it again. That’s his business.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

They said 😊😯

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

Hey! My friend and I saw you from across the bar and just wanted to say we fucking hate your vibes. We are going to proceed with beating you to death now.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Romanticising mental illness really isn't the serve you think it is and every motherfucker tweeting "need me a big titty gf with adhd/bpd/autism (autism isnt a mental illness but its being bracketed as such by these people)" etc etc needs jail time

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

Hey man I’m very tired and probably taking some time away but can you all please do me a favour and just tell your lover your friend your partner your anything, anyone important to you, just tell them they’re beautiful man. No double sided compliments, no joking around and

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

POV: You are a small creature on the floor as I make my way home but I don't say anything because neither of us paid the bus fare

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

30th birthday vs 31st I have more hair this year (shockingly)

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

held up an Irish family of 4 from crossing this bridge to let Ronan take this photo

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

3 years

Cannot stand people who are so far into media content that it consume and skews their views of the world in general. Like imagine having your home invaded by a foreign power and halfway across the world 35 year old Mavis is tweeting "this must be how the muggles felt 😔😪"

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Fun little skip; you can instantly end the Village fight in RE4 Remake by ringing the bell yourself

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

Hey guys I want you to know this is always a safe space to complain about being hot. If you post your weather app and it says 3 degrees Celsius but you're saying "it's too fucking hot" I'm gonna agree with you. Damn right. If you say "that's not even hot" I will cave your skull.

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

When people added you to your circle without you really interacting or bothering them I assume it feels very similar to a girl telling you how pretty you are when drunk in the bathroom. We have been robbed of this for the future.

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Me n Mj going to see Renato Emma Scott 💅💅

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

We off to Edinburgh 🚝🚝🚝

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Say hi to my new son Shiro

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Hi! We noticed you from across the bar and just wanted to say we really despise your vibes. You're just rancid. Please go home and don't come out.

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Serving Cunt @ Mcdonalds

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Ben 🔪

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3 years

Obligatory Declaration Video

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

I thought Twitter was free bro wtf….

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

These two are everything honestly

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

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🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

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Height difference (I’m standing on a box MJ is 6 foot 5)

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

PVP stands for Player Versus Player. PVE is Player Versus Enemy, which is considered to be the opposite of PVP. However, this would imply that in the case of PVP, the two players are not in fact enemies, otherwise it would be PVE. By this logic, they are lovers. In this essay I-

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

kitten is very angry daddy

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

Photo taken 3 hours before disaster

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Being mentally ill is truly exhausting no funny meme post I am horrendously tired of my mental illness having a claw grip into my life and refusing to let my brain be happy and content for more than 12 hours at a time if I could get lobotomised I would it's been 30 years of this.

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

The true clitoris is the friends we made along the way.

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

Getting brunch w/ @fraldariius (the pancakes are now demolished)

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Ben 🔪

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6 months

Went for Greek food 💅

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Ben 🔪

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1 year

Love this creature. The Kuro.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Hi welcome to the olive garden

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

It's well nice out innit

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

my wow character when i hit enter by mistake and can't figure out why none of my abilities are working:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW

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Ben 🔪

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4 months

Coming at you live from Strange Matrix Coloured Bathrooms

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

3 years

Going 2 see da fuckin Batman

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

3 years

I'm ilvl 276 if that makes u reply faster

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Saying “yes chef” When she asks if you’re close

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Mate what have you seen that I haven’t

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

What I looked like when GTA V came out vs now Twink death is not a rumour

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

This is the most expensive fat kid with asthma I’ve ever known

Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

Taking shiro to the vet give him good vibes please

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

POV: A mob in Neltharion's Lair throws a second Jagged Disc at me on Fortified Week (the first disc broke every bone in my body and demolished my physical and financial well-being)

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Yeah let’s incentivise instantly leaving keys the minute they’re not timed actually that’ll make the player base more accepting and welcoming

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

I don't even know if this is vaguely comparable like who am I 18 vs now (30)

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Ben 🔪

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Pre Pandemic vs Now Enough said

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pre-pandemic vs now

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2 years

From da Botanical Gardens 🥳🥳🥳

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Stop liking my tweets and be my friend

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Need a Postnatal Abortion on some Supreme Court Members all I’m saying

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

It’s all “fuck AI art! Support artists!” Until you guys get to click a button to look a little cunty it seems

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Americans on twitter joking about when the queen is dying vs Americans on twitter when people make 9/11 jokes on Sunday

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

The gig fit ft. the driving shoes

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

I think maybe we should actually stop normalising. I think we should begin bullying again.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

WoW men are so cringe

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

3 years

At the age of 30 my friends and I made a tier list of which league of legends characters could find the clit

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸

@creation247

3 years

By age 30, your circle of friends should be talking more about investing and creating side hustles rather than their favorite shows on Netflix.

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Ben 🔪

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2 years

Hey, sorry I haven't texted in a while. Know we left things at a bad place. Just needed to messaged because... I heard the Queen died. And it kinda got me thinking about how you were my Queen... and I kinda let what we had die... anyway don't feel like you need to reply...

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

Hey man I’m at my fucking limit

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

I hate a “this tweet wasn’t about anyone specific btw!” motherfucker. Every single one of my tweets is about you. Yes you. You reading this. You are the bane of my existence. And the object of all my desires.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Getting my foreskin reattached @ Claires

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

Good morning

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

2 years

The Alpha And The Omega

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

3 years

In announcement of the news of a catfish in the wow community I would also like to announce I'm a catfish. I'm actually so much hotter it's insane. I will continue faking myself however to maintain my fake image. Hope you understand.

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Ben 🔪

@leechmonger

1 year

Long overdue

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