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@SizzLynn

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@SizzLynn
Sammy Sizz
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Boop
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4 years
My left titty in the morning when I fell asleep in a tank top
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So no one on her team was gonna tell her it’s “to the curb” and not “to the curve” ????
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“CANT COME BACK” 🆑🤫🤫🤫🩵💋
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@SamuraiYola Ima tell her you did your best
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@BaccFat @_PhallonX0X0 I’m from NY ??? That’s absolutely not what’s happening lmao
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@SamuraiYola And then what, Socrates ???
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5 months
Did I buy the Yeezy pods just bc they’re suddenly $20 and curiosity got the best of me ???
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@amarisomo Nicki Minaj is right there lol
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@Scott_Smilez @OnlyAvivah Someone had to know lol
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@Grimpachi_ First of all no it’s not lmao Second of all that doesn’t even make sense bc why would the woman who curved him want him to be passed back ??
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@hala_thehustler With full time depression
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4 years
@CraveBrii I forgot this about myself real quick
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@PrinceTrilliam_ Lmfao but if u want her to be great u gotta tell her
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3 years
@TheyHateTokyo The way I would have show up at the school with the local news lmao
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4 years
@Chase_Turner88 Soulja boy tell em
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2 years
Jensen Ackles is one of the most beautiful creatures that my eyes have ever seen
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@GrimForPrez Like how many ppl saw this go into production from recording to video editing and didn’t try to help her ??? Lmao
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@Grimpachi_ No but if you made better jokes then that would probably help
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4 years
Every time @DaniLeigh changes her hair she looks like a different person and EVERY SINGLE VERSION of her is fine af 🥵
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2 years
@DallasTexasTV THE WAY HE ROLLED OVER HER
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7 months
Y’all Paramore cancelled shows and now all their socials are blank
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@drixelitee That’s my favorite part lmao
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Sammy Sizz
3 years
I fucked this up but a made a little shirt pocket
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@TrudiiBee Does the process even trust us ??
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3 years
@TheyHateTokyo Yoooo thats insane omg
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3 years
@starsmoonandsun Exposed for how awesome we are
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Justin Timberlake’s new album is out and it’s
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1 year
Squirtle Squad embroidery
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Sammy Sizz
3 years
Very on brand with the vibes today lmao
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milk 🍒
3 years
today's gif for the aspects today 🤪
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@platini954 Ngl its my fav kind of going out lol
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2 years
Men fall in love with you and then just roast you for the rest of your life.
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3 years
@teaxtarot I always think big huge eyeballs for some reason lol
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Sammy Sizz
4 years
My ex text me “it’s an emergency answer your phone” bc I never answer this man & he said “I waited until after mercury retrograde to call you. How u doin ?”
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Sammy Sizz
3 years
Snapchat: “2021 was your year. You woke up early !” The snap:
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1 year
Y’all come look at what I embroidered today lmao
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2 years
@brutedeforce Awwwww you logged in to tell everyone how small your pee pee is today lmao how sweet
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1 year
Hi
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4 years
No matter how long it’s been I still can’t believe that Casey Anthony killed that sweet little baby and then just went about her life
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Sammy Sizz
3 years
One time I was PMSing and I bought these and it was so bad that I cried about it in the target parking lot
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Certified Vakabon
3 years
Oooweee this is disgusting.
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4 years
Mood
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1 year
I embroidered a sweater today 🥹
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3 years
He did it y’all
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4 years
I could tweet men are trash with a whole dick tickling my dangly thang
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@ShesFishy @amarisomo It’s her fault lmao
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Sammy Sizz
2 years
When I met my bf and I realized I actually liked him I cried bc I was mad
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Say It Valencia
2 years
I love that moment where it hits you that you’re into someone.
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@JB_Early @chynastrology No it’s like this
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3 years
@callmelavishh Ok but what u tell him
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@YungKundalini Yeah if you wanna always be wrong
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3 years
Thinking about Hilary Duffs engagement photos
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6 years
You got any games ?
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@liIcosmo Lmfao you’re right
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1 year
Made some new hoodies
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I just finished my first embroidery on my new machine 🥲
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@platini954 He def took that from someone and this is exactly what I would expect an officer on a dirt bike to look like lmao
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2 years
@WizMonifaaa The girls are fighting ??!
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2 years
“This is why I don’t go in the ocean” and “found as deep as 16000ft” is hilarious in the same sentence bc how is that thing going to find you 3 feet off the beach on spring break bro ???
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This is precisely why I don’t go in the ocean. Known as the “ogre fish’ these guys can be found as deep as 16,000ft. They have only been spotted 8 times in the past 3 decades.
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@thavintage That would never fit comfortably omg I actually feel bad for him. That’s ridiculous. HE HAS TO CARRY THAT EVERYDAY?! This is the equivalent to a bad back from huge tits like this can’t be good for his health
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@_roeshamboe_ @milkstrology They’re only like that on the outside lol
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3 years
@UncleSego My stay at home husband
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1 year
No one ever understands my Lock Screen but my cousin saw it for the first time and said “Biblically accurate furby ??? That’s sick” and that’s why he’s my best friend. The photo:
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It really comes down to humans vs nature and nature will always win. It’s not Earth that needs help. She will just find a way to get rid of us and then rebalance to sustain whatever species make it lol
@ClimateHuman
Peter Kalmus
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My god, how loudly will Earth need to scream before y'all wake up and take global heating seriously? We could stop this FAST if it were only a fucking priority
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I’m pregnant
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@legallyines She was so much better at just moaning tbh
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This is the one
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3 years
Boops
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Hi
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@OhhhThatsLaLa They know what to do. They’ve watched other countries do it for months. The reality is they don’t care
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1 year
Are men suddenly listening ???
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So if women have period symptoms before, during, and after their period does that mean you all only get a week and a half of peace a month?
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@alexacr30 @YungKundalini Bruce saw the pattern and was like Na I’m one of the ladies tho
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4 years
I can’t take anything seriously lmao
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3 years
This jacket has titty ovens
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Woke up a red head ?
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@YungKundalini I thought I was the only one who couldn’t get through that album lmao
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@platini954 “GROSS DONT WATCH” Me: 👁️👄👁️ I’m just glad it didn’t come out the other end bc I fully expected that and I still watched it anyway ???
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Rise and shine bitches
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1 year
Can confirm blonde is more fun
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I didn’t mean to go this blonde or this short but here we are 🙃
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3 years
Boop
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5 months
The alcohol has me now
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@alba_1102 They were $200 lmao
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She’s subbing her own husband and she don’t have a clue lmao
@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
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The ppl around these rappers gain so much. It’s time to start really reminding them over & over!!! At least TRY to put your foot down if you CARE! Tell them!!! You’re not loved like you think you are!!! You’re prey!!!! In a world full of predators!!!! What’s not clicking???!!!
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@YungKundalini I have a theory that Kris sacrificed her husband and her son (Rob&Rob) and that’s how it began
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Sammy Sizz
1 year
BREAKING: RFK Jr is saying things we know
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CIA rigs elections and assassinates leaders who refuse to comply with their agenda.
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My boss just burst into my office and I really thought some wild shit was going down at one of our properties and he said: "WHEN THE FUCK IS MERCURY OVER ?!"
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Sammy Sizz
7 months
Remember the episode when SpongeBob was at Sandy’s house for the first time and he needed water ?
@WyattDuncan
wyatt dunkin
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Let’s hear it for Dick Clark! His ninety fifth consecutive year hosting New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and STILL going strong! Here’s to 2024, Dick!
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Made some embroidery iron on patches this weekend
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I’m 32 y’all
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2 years
Your man will find the worst picture of you and be like yes this one is my favorite
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Sammy Sizz
4 years
Shia if this reaches you I just want you to know I’ve been in love with you since the Even Stevens
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Sammy Sizz
9 months
Tell them we said we don’t got it
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
9 months
BREAKING: CBS reports that Israel has asked for $10 billion in emergency US aid
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