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Sirat Ali

3 years

My Sister tasked her 7 years old Son to read his Urdu Book, and he came to me with this and said, "Uncle Quaid e Azam has grown tired of killing these mosquitos" (he drew mosquitoes around Allama Iqbal). #GeoNews #Memes #MemeContest

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2 years

#PetrolDieselPriceHike I guess it is a trick Question. There isn't such country

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3 years

@SidrraKanwal How can you say india? That is accusation. Let our security agencies come up with statement first. Why are you making your own stories

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2 years

@mr_rajvaniya @BCCI @IPL Along with being Richest Board, #BCCI is also a. Most Isolated Board [players don't play in any other league] b. Most politically influenced Board [ no #IndvPak Series ] c. Backyard Bullies [ Will dig a whole in the pitch if need be ] d. MOST POINTLESS BOARD.

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@chaijeeevi @FoxCricket Far right beat Indian students in Germany. Chad Indian govt didn't even let that be a headline.

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3 years

@ESPNcricinfo Why ars Pakistanis not allowed to ppay in IPL ? I would love to see Mohammad Amir being Captained by Ms Dhoni or Baber Azam and Virat Kohli on the crease. It's a sport not a political affair. #IPL2021

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7 months

Haya ka Laspric Ya Yarkhunik Lafzo as an insult estimaal areni, sa 🗡 kom! Ma pushta wa ka hamitn tn kia reko n boni

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1 year

Parwak

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8 months

Hato DP hani Sheli Oshoi ki, Awa Chat Hato Shunakhti Card o loltm

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9 months

Hassan Ali the Bakchod #PAKvAUS

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Sirat Ali

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2 years

@ShahzadiRai I didn't know you before the podcast. Now I am here following you. The road is long and hard. But I'm sure you will prevail. Public transport ki aapne jo baat ki, that is true and very sad . I have seen it first hand in Peshawar.

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2 years

@WaqasMu26855687 @SouthAsiaIndex BREAKING : Imran Khan will re write the constitution with our (nation's) blessings. Do anything about it if you can. #امپورٹڈ_حکومت_نامنظور

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Sirat Ali

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3 years

#PAKvSA #PakvRSA The most underservedly criticsed player of all time.. I find him the second most reliable batsman in the squad after Baber . Sifarish or no Sifarish he can deliver.. we shouldn't burdening him with unnecessary pressure

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1 year

The OG🔥 Shamsi Akbar

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8 months

Chitral mein ek makhsus siasi Jamaat 💲 Baant rahi hai Or dukh ki baat yeh k awaam unse woh paisa le bhi rahi hai Lekin 1 saal baad Peshawar press club k samne apne haqooq k liay ahtijaj krne bhi yahi awaam ayegi. Chitrali awaam Vote ko mazaq smjhti hai es liay LEADERS unhay

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7 months

Twitter o Ban koko lu hoi 😥 Hnia pt enjoy kosi wa.

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8 months

Mat reply n aru ma hardia behchitai jama, Toronto Canada airport aa ki af khomi photo phetam nagah like kos! Hatay tema wa masar gilai moko 😂

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8 months

Naya saal aap sabko Mubarak, Naya saak apke or aapke khair khuahon k liay khushion bhara saal ho, ameen.. Tasweer sirf aapko Mutawajah krne k liay daali gayee hai. Shukria

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@EngrzView @ashoswai She is explaining how Jews are responsible for Pakistan's economic crisis

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@EmmaWatson People on other side of the globe

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8 months

@Khurram_zakir This is mockumentary. But there js a documentary on the subject. And that is quite disturbing.

Preying On Young Boys: Pakistan's Hidden Predators

In towns and cities across Pakistan, tens of thousands of vulnerable young boys have become the victims of paedophile predators who seem to have nothing to f...

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8 months

Haya espa TALHA Sahab o xaw, Chetrari xuro sar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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7 months

Chants at PTI Chitral Jalsa Pakistan Zindabad Army Zindabad Imran Khan Zindabad Khalai Makhluq : CONFUSE** UNGA BUNGA

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1 year

The crowd took this wicket as much as Broad did. A brilliant crowd at Edgbaston #Ashes2023 #Ashes23

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3 years

If ignoring wicket keeping was a video game, Kamran Akmal would be the final boss #MSvPZ #PZvMS

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3 years

You got to be as committed and indifferent to others’ opinion as Kamran Akmal is about wicket keeping. #HBLPSL7 #PZvMS #MSvPZ

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7 months

Yeh Hargiz Siasi Post Nahi.

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1 year

For any feminist who may read this, "Educating men is more important than Educating women!" This is a subjective truth, speciallly in case of Pakistan. The reason why women are oppressed in Pakistan is un educated men. Be realistic in your approach! Ask for "Educating Men"

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1 year

It is not a spoon. It is a Legacy!

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7 months

Happy Birthday to the boy from Madeira who has a Galaxy named after him amongst other things ❤🐐

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3 years

@Amit___493 @ICC @MRFWorldwide True. India is a minow team. Teams were supposed to play 5 games and India got knocked out in just 2.

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2 years

I am extremely proud of this movement as chitralis are known to be peaceful and we are living up to that title. Na road block, na Jharap. Bs ek side pe beth k akhlaqi tareeqi se apna paigham Hukumat tak pohonchane ki koshish. I love and am proud of my people. #چترال_کو_حق_دو

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7 months

#GeneralElectionN0W God's righteous man ❤ ~ Ultron

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7 months

Shukria @GovtofPakistan Alhamdulillah bill 2000 se seedha 11 hazar 600 hogaya ❤❤ Bs sawal yeh thaa k unit mehenga kr k jo general elections ki funding ki thee, un elections k result ka kia hua?!

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8 months

#PAKvsAUS My future, Empty, Cold, Dark 💀

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8 months

Physics, Math Chemistry o Khowara Videos ki boni YouTube aa, Chetrari ceceqn ashru cheeur.. Har phuk hetn n bomn ran, kiot reko aba English o kcha kori hush kom ran!!

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7 months

I asked her, How would u feel, if your brother, son or other young one disappears and you arrive at Police thana distressed. You ask to file a report, and the thanadar takes out his mobile and makes your snap. Even then, she was like es mein kuch ghlt nahi hai..

Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

7 months

Just found out Drs and Nurses make snaps inside OT while treating patients even children. When I told the person, don't make such snaps, she said, es mein ghlt kia hai? I am awestruck by that! A child was suffocating and she had found the time to capture a streak 😶

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2 years

@Musskey I appluad cameraman for his good work. #PakvsEng2022

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

8 months

I don't watch reels, shorts or tiktoks. Because watching them unsettles me. I feel i ought to do something but don't know what. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. It makes me switch off everything just so I could get rid of the noise. Short form content ar MENTAL POLLUTION 4 me

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Sirat Ali

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1 year

@sh1rocsgo Buster.. being Interz back. He surely didn't put up good numbers but he fit in perfectly with the calls of Nafany. Buster seems out of Place.

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

2 years

@hareempty Go live in Afghanistan because it has Shariah. But you won't... you would fancy Living in USA or Europe. Jhoot mhoot k momin mat bano.

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8 months

The artist is 12 yrs old.

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1 year

@rantspakistani Another bhai trying to look cool by ridiculing education.

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Sirat Ali

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2 years

@dutkarshd @RVCJ_FB Tum log na shukar ho, Kohli humara hota toh aaj tak 4 worldcup jeetnay thy humne. Tatti hai tumhari bowling, humara rizwan babar t20 mein test khel le per humari bowling unko back krti hai, tumharay pass SUPERDTARS hai, bowlers nahi

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Sirat Ali

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3 years

@harddytom1 @HaDiAwa18029200 @harbhajan_singh @BLACKCAPS @BCCI @T20WorldCup @ICC @StarSportsIndia I'll just leave thiz here

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8 months

@hinasafi @letscinema U spoiled the movie 😭😭

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1 year

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8 months

@nidajanii @F_edup_ It isn't about hatred of Men! Nonconsensual Sex is a crime. Married or otherwise.

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1 year

So you want me to go to chitral (400kms+) and vote for a Party that opened its arms for Zia ul Haq's son. Shukria bhai. Zia k Policies ne meri zindagi crisis mein daaldi or IK ko vote kr k meinay apne aane walay nasloon ki zindagi nahi bigarni.

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Sirat Ali

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7 months

Kids in 2070. BC! Yeh IND konsi party thee, 2024 mein saray seats enke hai.. India ne hissa lia thaaa!! Don't know.

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8 months

How to get over this guy!?!! For once, j can't wait to watch the next t20 game.

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1 year

Bila unWaan!

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10 months

To, The Doctors of the future, For your parents' sake Don't be a Dick like your peers, especially when you are at a Government Hospital. Thanks Regards An Average Citizen

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1 year

The least you ( the reader ) can do is retweet. I know the law is not made for the common people of Pakistan but a student being held in Jail without an FIR for no reason at all, that too for several days without allowing any personal visitors is at the very least Protest Worthy

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1 year

The boy in the pic is Rizwan Ullah Sangar who studies English literature at Islamic university Islamabad. Few day ago when he was in Barakoh in his Khala's house to spend his vacation, Islambad police arrested him on false charges of igniting voilence and chaos during Imran 1/3

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Mein 7 ghanton k liay offline hogaya or ENG ne India ko, Or West Indies ne Australia ko, Unke Ghar pe Hara diaaa!! 😮😮

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1 year

Lolz

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1 year

Justifying slavery 🤔🤔🤔

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8 months

11:29 Finally some sun light ❤❤ Chaagh swz hoi la 😂😂 first of 2024

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Sirat Ali

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1 year

AQALMAND hash jashunian ki awa tan cousinosu duchar hotm ya tansar lot bndo hosta bah aatm, hes demeaning and I, we, should consider it a bad thing and start aviod doing it. Tu no kosn noko, ma bchn qanun mo swza.

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Sirat Ali

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2 years

When you know you have said something bogas, you ban people from replying. #PTI #NoConfidenceMotion #PPP @BakhtawarBZ @ImranKhanPTI

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2 years

Why don’t all the PTI fan girls move to Peshawar and then tweet about how much Pakistan has prospered under Imran Khan? 🤥

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@_Punjabi_Dude_ Ok Pakistan Studies boy.

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1 year

An epic exchange 😂 @Zaithaigh @AhsaanulHaq99

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2 years

@atulkumar1947 @MalikShezz I also don't know and Don't care to be honest. Infaltion se tang hai or logon ka Dhyaan Bhatka rahay hai yeh sab

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8 months

My phone randomly telling me, Snapchat is using the Camera and Microphone. Like for what??? I was asleep dude!

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9 months

@Mubashirk03 @itsmeSehrish Jane de bhai, These people are not cricket fans they have subscribed to agendas and live by them.

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Sirat Ali

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11 months

Socha thaa kuch alag karu Fazal ur Reham k photo pe Love react kr dia ❤ Fazal ur Rehman mera Jind Meri Jaan

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Sirat Ali

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1 year

#warmup is telling us something valuable, M. Waseem Jr is useless, Salman Agha is useless, Usama Mir is useless, Please don't waste Zaman Khan & Abrar by keeping them on the bench. #PAKvsNZ

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Sirat Ali

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2 years

@RanaSanaullahPK Bhai I'll be in the March and I would gladely go to jail. I have no intention of stopping at any barrier. Baqi aap Goli Mardengay toh woh b theek he hai wese b kuch ukhara nahi hai meinay apne Zindagi mein. Good luck for trying to stop an idea with physical barriers.

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7 months

Rishwat Mishwat Boni, Ulamaa mo raur, Hes GHULAMAAA! jama. Behel aatm. Pisa Khareed kotam Jama, hes Halaal

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Sirat Ali

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10 months

🇮🇳 ot gheri, Diar Fakhar Zaman, ki har har 😂😂

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Sirat Ali

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1 year

Amadox is not Magic. It is a Ponzi! If earning money is the goal (morally or immorally) then armed robbery is as much justified as amadox ( if you subtract the potential of shooting someone in the head ).

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Sirat Ali

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2 years

Congratulations Pakistan #PTIGovernment #COAS

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Sirat Ali

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3 years

@viratgrt18 @ICC @MRFWorldwide Yes he scored a Fifty against Scotland 🇮🇳 . Oh .. what?! It wasn't Scotland. It was India? Ooo.. Yeah whatever. scotland is better than India anyways

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Sirat Ali

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8 months

When you are too lazy to go out and click a professional passport size photo but you know how to edit photos enough to make them look realistic at a glance.. 😂

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9 months

Do Qaumi Nazarya, Two Nations Theory

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1 year

@SirDigALot @ZedGrrdaisy That's didn't sound right 💀💀

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11 months

I must ask you about the cramps, Sometimes Cramp, sometimes Acting 😂😂 in post match interview #PAKvSL #SLvsPAK #CWC23

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

8 months

(1) I've come a long from being PTI fanboy to being annoyed by PTI's supporters online. But next general elections of Pakistan are not PTI vs PML-N , but PTI vs Khalai Makhluq. Hence I stand with IK and so should eveyone. I wish I had the same understanding 5 years ago in 2018

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Sirat Ali

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9 months

He must never Die... ❤❤

Fascinating

@fasc1nate

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In 2014, a brave 15-year-old student in Pakistan spotted an individual wearing a suspicious vest attempting to enter his school. Ignoring his friends' pleas to flee, the courageous teenager chose to face the intruder. In a selfless act, he tackled the individual, triggering the

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Sirat Ali

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8 months

Saari Ghlti Awaam ki hai. Jab tak Army kisi ko Support nahi krti, Awaan Usay Iqtidaar Nahi deti. Army jis taraf, awaam us taraf. #اب_نکلنا_ہوگا

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

8 months

After Imran khan people became politically aware.. 😬😬😬 Not sure about that. Sure the interest has spiked and people became more AWARE of Politics but at the same time, an Average PTI supporter isn't ready to have a civil conversation about why IK did certain things.

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

2 years

@aquamanmovie @TheBatman @blackadammovie @theflashmovie Kick Amber Heard from Aquaman. If Johnny Depp can be kicked from Fantastic Beasts, so should she be from Aquaman.

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8 months

Saim Ayub contributing to Reversing the Climate change... Oxygen from Saim Ayub❤❤ #AUSvsPAK

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1 year

@Lailatweets_ 70 years, and we still think we can talk people into respecting us. Respect is earned. What has Pakistan done to earn anyone's respect?

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

11 months

Am I gone mad or they really chanting JEETEGA BHAI JEETEGA PAKISTAN JEETEGA ❤ Hyderabad My team from now on, SRH in IPL. #CWC23 #PAKvsSL

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

7 months

Hnun kia anos share la?

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

4 years

#StudentsWantOlineExams Yaha students naqal krne k liay srkon pe nae aayay hai... Unko pata hai k on campus papers would mean semester k paisay gutter k paani mein. Ajeeb log ho, etna gnda prhaya hai k ab students ko yeh lag raha hai k woh pass nae kr skte exams.

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1 year

Might is right. Army is law. Army showed everyone who Army is and what others mean to them. Say wahtever you want, but it is a display of sheer, unrivaled Power by Army 💪💪

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Sirat Ali

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7 months

RO results nahi de rahay TECHINICAL DIFFICULTIES 😂 #GeneralElectionN0W

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Sirat Ali

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7 months

#ElectionResult My respect for GEO has imcreasef considerably. They opposed IK when IK was backed by KHALAI MAKHLUQ, now they (specially Hamid Mir) are roasting PML-N for being the new LAADLA

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Sirat Ali

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8 months

Deplorable.

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Sirat Ali

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1 year

Okay Guys! It was me! Finally CIA got me. I am building the Time machine. BTW CIA booni tu asur re mat elum no oshoi

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Sirat Ali

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8 months

A snapshot of Saim Ayub giving me minor cardiac arrest.. #AUSvsPAK

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8 months

@kohlixfear18 @RVCJ_FB 😂😂😂 Be honest dude, u like undertaker because of society pressure 😂 U don't even know the character.

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

10 months

India is not even trying to pretend that it ain't rigged... #INDvsNZ

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Sirat Ali

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2 years

#AUSvPAK Don't you dare criticise him. Don't you F*cking dare

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Sirat Ali

@Sirat47882355

2 years

@BaigIlahi @AltamishAzhar @fayazhmad @AsifRaza146 @Sia_Goosh @FarahSultan10 @PirMukhtar1 Strenght is in numbers not amplitude of noise. Revolutionary were Quaid & Ghandi, not Osama bin Laden & Zarqawi . The strenght of ethical protest is always underestimated in Pakistan but trust me persistance always prevails. #چترال_کو_حق_دو

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Sirat Ali

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8 months

Money Hiest: we have the best Robbery Scene Ocean's 11: we have the best scene Meanwhile Breaking Bad: Simply put, THE GREATEST 😂❤

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Sirat Ali

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8 months

Yeh kaam Pakistan army ne bara Zabardast kia hai ❤

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