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UFOs, Heavy Metal, and 90s TV. #NYPDBlue Fanatic. Team Normal. Georgist. Jacques Ellul expert (parody)

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I have had a stutter all my life. Not one day goes by where I am not effected by it. Joe Biden’s debate performance has nothing to do with stuttering @abbydphillip . Don’t you dare lay this at the feet of my people, it has nothing to do with us. I do not sound like that.
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@theblaze Nothing says Christian like judging someone based off of their appearance
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@feeder_series Wow, it’s a good thing my landlord takes Experience in lieu of cash
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@FightMate That was dishonorable
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@ABC What’s most sad is that they died for nothing - they weren’t going down there to make a scientific discovery or explore uncharted territory. No, they were going down there in a sketchy experimental craft to gawk at a mass grave site. Just a total waste.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ @AJA_Cortes The nuclear bomb was so effective that 70 years later Japan’s top exports are hello kitty and pokemon.
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@kylegriffin1 Looks like perjury is back on the menu boys
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@MattWalshBlog “You started it” - a man that claims to be an adult
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@yashar What kind of husband tells his wife to “watch it?”
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@GrahamAllen_1 Oh no, they are taking the bikini super models out of the advertisements… oh no, my Christian values!
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@Bic4ColorPen @SxarletRed Doesn’t this break his own policy against impersonation?
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@MeidasTouch Remember that time Joe Biden parted the Red Sea and led the Jews out of Egypt?
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@saywhatagain Ngl this story has balloon boy written all over it - if they make it back alive they will have their own Netflix docuseries within 18 months and then a reality show
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@tdhalesmt Ezekiel 23:20-21: 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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@neoavatara Congratulations on being born yesterday
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@Acyn I’m not the real Andy Sipowicz, but even I can see this is super illegal
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@scrowder Watch it Steven, watch it 😉
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@Acyn In other words, he didn’t testify because he didn’t want to be charged with lying under oath
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@AltHistCody That oil wells naturally refill themselves over time thus making oil a renewable resource
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@tedcruz @StephenKing Multimillionaire Ted Cruz went to Cancun while the people of his state sat in the cold with no water for a week.
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@AWeissmann_ What is the point of the oath now? I swear to uphold protect an defend the laws of the United States except in regards to myself?
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@DavidWolfe 9/11 was in every newspaper, what a coincidence
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@therecount Well they wouldn’t be in a war zone so…
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@jules_su Concerning
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@TristanSnell If it were anyone else he’d already be at Rikers
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@Acyn Where would they have gotten that idea
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@ArmandDoma Day 38 when they had no power and the cameras didn’t work
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@FnpMarieOH At least they have a toilet
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@AP Tf kind of rule is that? If she brushes her teeth 5 nights in a row does she get to go shopping?
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@CorbinBolies @Olivianuzzi I did not have physical relations with that candidate
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@scrowder Saying that you will do damaging thing A in retaliation IF someone does something else is a threat, Steven. You better watch it, Steven. You better watch it!
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@EWErickson Erick Erickson is not a Christian and has never been one. It’s in act. Stop supporting him
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@KFaulders @emptywheel @alex_mallin @MLevineReports Did everyone forget that interview with Kid Rock where he said Trump showed him some maps of North Korea and he felt weird about it?
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@mmfa In reality something like this scars children and young adults for the rest of their lives, all of their future sexual contacts will be ruined because of what was done to them. Especially since it’s being mocked on the news
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@RonFilipkowski What? Denied that chemo would work and gave you horse dewormer instead?
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@Acyn This guy committed the largest Medicare fraud in the history of the United States, and Florida awarded him with a senate seat
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@WrestleFeatures Jey vs Jimmy is sad considering they probably rehearsed that match in their basement from ages 5-13
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@EWErickson Do you think no one on Twitter remembers life before 2013?
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@AccountableGOP Saying the American people won’t stand for it and also imploring those people to go after the AG seems like a crime
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@TomJChicago “Weak and powerless while trying to act like a tough guy” is exactly who votes for him too
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@The_Acumen Taylor Swift is a global phenomenon, appealing to black people is not a requirement for being a music legend
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@CrimeInNYC Is this a subway in the town from Footloose?
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@Acyn why didn't the defense call the magic witnesses?
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@MarkPaoletta You left out the part where they all met up and signed it on a yacht in Fiji
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@Phil_Lewis_ Sounds like Africa dodged a bullet
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@washingtonpost Nothing says winning an argument like making the opposing views illegal
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@d_shep1111 @EoinHiggins_ Solution de Final 😞
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@MaceAhWindu When does Vader beat anyone? He got his ass kicked by Obi-Wan twice and only won the third time because Obi-wan let him kill him.
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@CenationEST Omg I totally forgot about Priest
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@highbrow_nobrow @thehill Seems consistent with his Voldemort gimmick
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@justinbaragona They are the only ones talking about him at all
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@GloOouD This is evil
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@AccountableGOP Put down the crackpipe, congressman
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@kylegriffin1 Also known as treason
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@Acyn Idk man, the boxes of documents they found in the bathroom after he signed the statement saying he had no boxes seems pretty obstructive to me.
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@RonFilipkowski Weird, my wife goes to bed and wakes up every morning thinking of me - now she’s usually pissed off but that’s besides the point
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@MalesInDisguise The parents are awful here. Luke 15. Easy stuff.
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@AntiToxicPeople More projecting, he’s getting charged with witness tampering
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@MachineHeraId @Bolverk15 Also they should have semi-auto weapons, for everyone else’s protection of course
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@Acyn Hunter Biden is a private citizen, he is not an employee of the government. How does displaying naked pictures of him in a house committee fight back against the government? If anything it’s gross government overreach
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@dunksdeux Yisrael Chen
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@Acyn Elected representatives passing a law IS letting the people decide
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@TomJChicago Osteopaths are real doctors man, they have to go to medical school too. They just get a DO at the end of their name instead of MD.
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@boygrrI What did a little drag on the ol poop deck ever do to anyone
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It’s just a bird, get back to work #ufotwitter
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@SamRamani2 Did anyone ever think China is manipulating Putin into starting a war in Europe in order to distract from their sacking of Taiwan?
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@BankstonAtLaw How do they even see a different person? He has that same crooked nose in every shot
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@kenklippenstein I get up and move around a lot more at home then I do at the office. If anything wfh is healthier for me
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@WrestleFeatures Dave Meltzer just makes it up as he goes, he knows nothing
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@ChudsOfTikTok The fact that he is up there in a suit and tie and not in a headdress with a thong and body paint kind of disproves the premise of his argument
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@davidgura @SenTuberville @BloombergTV Message here seems pretty clear
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Why did you ask for a pardon after January 6th?
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@RuNoseP Completely ignores the context of Trump doing the whole birther schtick
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@AltHistCody There have been like 25 political assassinations and 50+ kidnappings of candidates running for office in June. We should count our blessings
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@yogagirl516 @tdhalesmt It’s difficult to process getting owned for the weak minded
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@therecount Pulitzer content is not given
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@capitolhunters @TimmyBaileyUSA Wouldn’t be the first republican pedophile speaker
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@EricSpracklen How does your boyfriend feel about you posting photos of other men?
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@Acyn Dude literally has a swastika on his chest
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@highbrow_nobrow Seems like a potential violation of the Logan Act
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@BRICSinfo There is One China, but there is also one Taiwan
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@prageru It’s not 2001
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@RNCResearch Republicans hate disabled people
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@Acyn Yes, all crimes committed during the Trump admin originated in the West Wing
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@donwinslow Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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@WrestlingNewsCo The Chris Benoit we loved on TV was not real. It was a character. The real Chris Benoit was a family annihilator.
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@GenMhayden John Robert’s is a coward and a fraud
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Meanwhile, at Lockheed Martin #UFOHearing #ufotwitter
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@Acyn E Jean Carroll might hate Donald Trump, but her lawyers don’t. 🤑
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@politicoalex This kind of incentives the down ballot candidates to not use his name image or likeness, maybe some of them can win now
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@joerussotweets I’m just here waitin for the nutty AI written SVU episodes
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@WrestlingWCC Change it back and tell the rock to go back to Hollywood
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@WesCEO2504 What a sad broken old man. Always living in the past
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@highbrow_nobrow All the things he says about women and his general disregard for them come from mommy issues. Explains a lot
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@justinhendrix Basically all he is admitting here is that if you follow a bunch of Nazis you’re gonna get a bunch of ads next to all the Nazis you follow. That’s not manipulating the algorithm, that’s just the algorithm
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@IManExpertMan @sesamestreet Bert and Ernie have been a gay couple forever. It’s canon. They sleep in the same bed.
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