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@SingularZeez

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Good dog, bad puns, worse politics, not enough crochet 🧶 ▪ 🚫🍺❄️ ▪ Eat the Rich ▪ ACAB ▪️He/They/Cis ▪ 🇵🇰🍁 ▪ Free Palestine 🍉

Alberta isn’t real
Joined March 2015
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عزيز 🍉 Aziz
15 days
I will no longer be accepting offers to spend my time having arguments with people online who want to make a game out of intentionally missing the point. It is not my job to teach anything to trolls.
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It’s a toque…
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@fimango "People to stop treating them like objects"
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@NBCNews So just this then?
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I'm no Liberal, I don't really like Trudeau to be honest, but #TrudeauWasRight about invoking the #EmergencyMeasuresAct Go ahead trolls, reply so I can block you.
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Imagine blocking a bridge and costing the country $400,000,000 a day, and only being charged with mischief? That's white privilege.
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Hands up if you would prefer your taxes to subsidize teachers and healthcare workers instead of O&G
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7 months
I will never, in my lifetime, forget how quick the Canadian government was to cut funding to the UNRWA
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The chaos punctuated by heavy Israeli fire that killed 115 Palestinians trying to get bags of flour from an aid convoy highlights the desperation of the hundreds of thousands struggling to survive amid the devastation of northern Gaza.
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. @CBC get your shit together challenge
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@SocialistFT What are we even paying them for
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@zach13090 @atrupar Not just the credit lmao
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Dear chill white people, I'm angry today, know that anger isn't directed at you personally. I just can't even with the white privilege on full display for 2 weeks now
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@CandiceBergenMP This situation was created by you stoking these peoples' rage. You're the one who kept saying you support them. You encouraged them to keep going. This split is in the Conservative party, there aren't any leftists in the crowd. Deal with your people.
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It's still f*cked beyond words to me that I live in a society where healthcare has been brought to the brink of collapse because Conservative strategists decided it was more important to get government to stop governing during a pandemic to protect the brand.
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Take the cops money away already
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Read Abolish Rent
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Miami Beach Police just unveiled a Rolls Royce cop car, done in collaboration with a dealership to recruit police. I wish I was making this up.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but people aren't automatically pro-Trudeau or pro-cop just because they're anti-occupation. Nuance is amazing like that.
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Polio is bad, actually
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Jason Kenney is trying really hard to normalize what's happening in Alberta and saying we're in a similar situation to other jurisdictions. This is gaslighting
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3 years
Good news, my SAD friends! 4 more sleeps until the Winter Solstice & the days start getting longer again.
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@CityNewsVAN Canada's got a Q-anon problem we might want to start taking seriously...
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@RealDeanCain My dude, you're sitting in first class...
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I’ve been sober from alcohol for a year today 🎂🥳
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@ToryWipeout @maxfawcett This is basically the equivalent of someone serving up a plate of raw chicken and only finding out after that it’ll make the person eating it very sick
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This is chaos
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Over the past year, these eight incredible Canadian Women have broken the glass ceiling, paving the way for those behind them. #ELLECanada
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3 years
Imagine if we all stocked up on 2 weeks worth of food and stayed home just to disrupt billionaires
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I wear it when I walk the dog in -30, a thing many Canadians do in Canada despite having foreign names and melanin in their skin
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3 years
Don't stop tweeting #ResignKenney until national #cdnmedia says the words "growing calls for Kenney's resignation" on cable TV challenge #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli
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2 years
Its truly wild to me that Garett Genius is reacting more intensely to Dale's tweet than Chrystia Freeland did while getting yelled at by a raging mysoginistic chud to her face IRL
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What's happening in Canada right now is when you say "boys will be boys" and excuse shitty behaviour for generations
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If you're disturbed by what's happening in Texas, but also thinking about voting conservative, what the actual fuck is wrong with you? #cdnpoli #elxn44 #NeverVoteConservative
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@JoshuaPHilll “You’re remembered for the rules you break” Yup 💀
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I think about this meme sometimes
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UCP: BEST SUMMER EVER! Matt Wolf: THE PANDEMIC IS OVER, ACCEPT IT!! AHS: WE NEED TO CANCEL VACATIONS
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Good morning to everyone who is exhausted by elections but desperately want one in Alberta anyway
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Let's be honest, the only reason Alberta has relaxed restrictions before a 4th and pending 5th wave is because Jason Kenney is more interested in what Jason Kenney wants to do than he is in looking out for the lives of his constituents
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2 years
Boomers like this are the reason millenials like me can't have nice things
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@CandiceBergenMP Go out there and tell them you've heard there message and it's time to go home, Candice. They're not watching you in Question Period.
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Jason Kenney: ALBERTA WILL BE A TECHNOCRACY, ALL THE BIG TECH COMPANIES WILL COME HERE TO OUTSOURCE WORK Also Jason Kenney: FUCK PEOPLE WITH LAPTOPS
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@scrowder Are you saying you're so fascist Hitler is to the left of you? Yikes
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Canada is essentially just a case study into what happens when tens of millions of people lack self awareness for generations
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Dear @jkenney , My life is barely impacted by the carbon tax, it is far more impacted by the cost of utilities and insurance
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@mistergeezy I don’t know if you know this but Palestine isn’t located in the Southern United States
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Honestly, I'm less exhausted by the pandemic than I am by this absolute shoddy government at this point #COVID19AB
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@TRyanGregory @HettieBelleau This is for the men who are upset about the premise of relationship standards
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Imagine being at an anti-vax rally, seeing swastikas around and thinking "Yeah but I'm just gonna keep marching with these people. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?"
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Hot take: It's not really #FluTruxKlan art until you add KJJ
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Good morning to everyone who lives in AB and is a fan of stable societies but also wants nothing more than to see the provincial government collapse...
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Can someone please take the keys away from Jason Kenney
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Good morning to everyone who doesn't have weekend plans because they don't want to make the pandemic worse than it is.
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@grahamctv "Everything I don't like is unlawful. A child's guide to political discourse"
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@Gray_Mackenzie Never forget
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But like the BCNDP is also backing the RCMP invasion of Wet’suwet’en territory at the behest of a gas company so are we really surprised colonial attitudes are still alive and well in that party?
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#COVID19AB Christmas #ableg meme! Subcaption: oooooof
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I haven't been to Ottawa in years, is there a Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
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@JamieSale Winning a gold medal in figure skating doesn't mean you're an expert in things like epidemiology
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@LeahGazan It's refreshing to hear truths in Parliament, instead of more of the spin cycle. Thank you for this speech.
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Cops go to elementary schools to tell your kids they’re good people
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This is what happening right now. This is going to have lasting impacts on University of Alberta as people around the world watch the brutality you inflicted on your students by sending riot cops on them.
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Hey @JamieSale , have you seen this tweet from the PM? 🤔
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This is how bad things have gotten in AB
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Good morning to this handsome fellow who traversed his mother's womb 33 years ago on this day 🎂🥳
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I truly wish more people understood that if we taxed the rich adequately this is where the money for feeding hungry kids would come from Not from our broke asses
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions
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Loblaw's new CEO was paid $22M for his first two months at work last year. November and December. But yes, it's the carbon tax.
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WHY ARE WE REWARDING PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DO THE RIGHT THING WITH GIFT CARDS I HATE THIS GOVERNMENT SO MUCH
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BREAKING: Canada learns quietly defunding and privatizing healthcare behind the scenes for decades affects the nations ability to keep up with a once-in-a-century pandemic.
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“We don’t negotiate with terrorists. We will, however, get drunk with Nazis” – Canadian Conservative proverb #cdnpoli
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@jkenney I'm not surprised
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@jkenney Oh look! You're wearing the same hoodie in this picture as Tamara Lich wore in court today! Makes sense in terms of following the money...
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Hey @jkenney , don't say "our kids" when you don't have kids. Just a pro-tip from a fellow non-parent
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#FluTruxKlan is trending 😂😂 Good job Twitter, ilu 💖 Birb app is best app
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I swore at the Premier 😂
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I don't have kids but I also don't understand people who are more sad about NHL players not being at the Beijing Olympics than air filtration at their kids schools
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@jkenney Did the war room get it's bank accounts frozen? 😂😂
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I don't know who needs to hear this but yes, nobody in the #TruckersForFreedom thought about the fact that international borders separate countries that make their own rules independently
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How the fuck is the RCMP, a white supremacist organization, supposed to seriously be expected to investigate white supremacist terror cells.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but I don't say y'all because I'm from Alberta, I say y'all because I appreciate that it's gender-neutral.
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@globalnews I am once again proposing we eat Galen Weston to give ourselves a taste of the rich
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Yesterday on the CBC: Will Canadians be able to shop their way out of the climate crisis? 🤔 Today on the CBC: BC is underwater now
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I totally just full on deleted my Facebook and I'm never looking back.
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What government do these people think the kids are protesting???
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I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of stoked the legislature opens up next week because hearing @RachelNotley yell at @jkenney is cathartic AF
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@togdali @HorrorGorl We spent all this time talking about what to do if there is a school shooter on campus and not enough time considering what if the active shooter was there at the behest of the government
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If we can pay cops for fuck all, why can't we have a UBI
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Make Boat Memes About Alberta Again
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@scottjyyc I knew I saved this meme, many moons ago, for a reason
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Let this shit radicalize you
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Jagmeet says Canadians are going hungry due to grocery prices and parliament erupts in laughter. They don't fear us enough.
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That's about 500 miles, but not 500 more
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Q: If the new variant comes into Canada, what will we do? Fed. Min. of Health: We can rely on the experience of our leaders Me, an Albertan: My "leaders" aren't reliable and have a horrible track record...
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Nobody: Not a single person: UCP: "provincial police force? Albertans: "ummm no" UCP: "ummm yes?" Albertans: "big huge no, actually" UCP: "we hear you! Big yes!!" **drafts up provincial police**
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Are you there to plan? Or are you there to take photos of you looking thoughtful at a sheet of paper The Premier just looks tired and bored. I get it, she didn’t sign up for this, she wants legal bribes n hockey games n stampede stuff
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Premier Smith, Minister Loewen and I met with Minister Sajjan today at the Provincial Emergency Coordination Centre today to discuss the plan for wildfires in Alberta going forward. All levels of government will continue to work closely together during this tough time. We are
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@anyaparampil Christian zionism, a thing that exists
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Remember when @CMOH_Alberta said we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg? 🙃 2775 cases and people are shocked hockey games got cancelled. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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@JamesDBowie Do it, Pat. Represent yourself, you know you want to 🤣🤣🤣
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@JoshuaPHilll Men will literally put up with terrible working conditions because they’re more worried about feeling emasculated than being treated with decency by their employer instead of go to therapy
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Recommended reading
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Is anyone else suuuuper curious about Jason Kenney's Washington itinerary? I just wanna know who he had meetings with #ableg #abpoli
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Wow, it only took 3 weeks for the CBC to mention Pat King is a white nationalist extremist. That could have been part of the national discourse weeks ago
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Seeing all the people on Twitter who want to open up their hopes to Ukranian refugees makes me wonder where y'all were as troops pulled out of Afghanistan and the country collapsed.
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