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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

I hear Lammy thinks Churchill was PM when WWII started, which begs the question who was this chap?

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3 years

Afternoon flag-shaggers, guess what I just received?

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

I've been in four supermarkets today, being Sainsbury's, Morrisons, Aldi and Lidl, not seeing any empty shelves?

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Interestingly, a large majority of ministers who resigned also voted Remain 🤔

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Yorkshire voted Leave, Yorkshire has a larger population than Scotland, Yorkshire is wise. 👍

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Controversial thought: Most people in the UK have noticed precisely bugger all difference since we left the EU. That, in itself, suggests there was bugger all point being a member.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Odd that Socialists would offer lots of free stuff, but a free ID card is expensive. 🤔

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Tangible Benefits of Brexit: 1. Remain are still whining. After almost six years. 2. See 1. 3. See 2. 4. See 3. The. End.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Remain became Rejoin, but only the name changed. The failed argument is the same.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Is anyone actually bothered by a mail strike? Or a train strike for that matter. 🤷‍♂️

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Are there any tangible benefits of #FBPE ?

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

Captain Kirk, circa 2023.

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Two days ago my daughter ends up in A&E, not unusual if you work with horses. What surprised her was the number of people there with complaints that could be treated with a plaster and aspirin. Absurd.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Memo to the Left: First food-bank established. France: 1984, major EU state. Belgium: 1986, coinciding with the European Federation of Food Banks Germany: 1993, nice rich EU state UK: 2000, Trussell Trust opens first food-bank Bullshit Socialists cordially invited to do one.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Welcome to Woke World: Today we discuss why Shamima Begum should be forgiven as she was only 15 at the time, while Marc Bola should be vilified, even though he was only 14 at the time. #HypocrisyMuch

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Imagine being #FBPE AND a cyclist. That must be truly awful.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Anyone know who this sad little man is?

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

I don't understand how anyone can complain about human rights abuse then go to Qatar? *Another beer anyone?*

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

When it's cheaper to fly to Menorca, stay overnight, then fly to London for a match at Wembley next day rather than get the train from Sunderland the message I hear is that Net Zero is a load of b*llocks.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Top six countries in the world that still have slaves: 1. India 2. China 3. Pakistan 4. Bangladesh 5. Uzbekistan 6. North Korea Where should we send our reparations?

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Where was I yesterday?

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Facebook crashes - Brexit WhatsApp crashes - Brexit Instagram crashes - Brexit US ports snarled up - Brexit Brussels supermarkets empty - Brex.., hang on, surely not?

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

You know what I find the strangest thing today? The Left thinks they won something. The reality is we all lost. Massively.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Off to big Tesco on Tadcaster Road today, apparently they're running empty shelves sightseeing tours.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Notes on Fracking: I was just wondering about the prevalence of earthquakes in Dorset. The reason is Wytch Farm, an oil well, a fracked oil well, the largest fracking site in Western Europe no less. It's still happily producing and should be good for at least a decade yet.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

No wonder the NHS is in crisis, according to Claudia Webbe 76% of staff have resigned.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Nutters.

Britain's 'wokest' pub bans Thatchers, Coke, Heineken and Bacardi

‘We have been labelled “woke” and all these weaponised words, which have made us feel pretty vulnerable.’

metro.co.uk

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

Just to clarify, Tim Farron supports immigration but not any housebuilding to accommodate them. 🤔

Guido Fawkes

@GuidoFawkes

11 months

Highlight of LibDem conference so far: Tim Farron condemning the motion to build more houses as "pure Thatcherism" and - thanks to the party's liberal youth wing - the motion passes.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Curiously, farmers in India are mostly Indian, in China they're mostly Chinese. #FactsMatter

Sky News

@SkyNews

2 years

Why farming in UK is predominantly white - and what's being done to increase diversity

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

Aye.

GB News

@GBNEWS

11 months

‘What do you miss about the EU?’ ‘Ehrm… ohhh….’ GB News’ @benleo444 infiltrates a Brexit remainer rally to see what they make of the EU and leave voters. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🖥 GB News on YouTube

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

Have I misunderstood Twitter, sorry, X. It seems the idea is to post bollox, either in your own right or in response to someone else's bollox. Then you argue bollox with lots of other people posting bollox, some of said bollox will be in bollox replies. Have I got that right?

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

The latest thing to appear in local shops is, wait for it, soup kits! For goodness sake, can't people even make bloody soup now?

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

@scattysmum @WhatsEuroPinion As someone who doesn't I call BS too. I live in a village in North Yorkshire, it is not our nature to abuse families.

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@SimonTemplarGB

10 months

😂🤣😂

Dawn 💜🤍💚

@welshilli

10 months

Don’t laugh, I said don’t laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Why on earth would anyone vaccinate cattle against Covid?

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Not a follower of football, but I am inordinately pleased France and Germany have been knocked out 😈

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Liar, the Chevening Estate is owned and maintained by the Chevening Trust.

Dr Louise Raw

@LouiseRawAuthor

3 years

This is Dominic Raab’s house. And THIS (right) is his Christmas gift for the NHS. Must have set him back a good £7.99 & it’s for an entire TEAM- so probably about 79p each. What a prince!

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

Are we still outraged about the Fox thing? Can't be arsed.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

This day, in 1973, I was single no more. Three day week, no electric, we all wore our big coats in reception. It snowed. Off on honeymoon to Benidorm, £19.50 each for five days. Drove to Luton Airport in a Hillman Imp with no reverse and a dodgy third gear.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

@4EvaEUropean We all are European A continental thing The EU does so little To the party bring We could have tarried longer In this pleasant trading bloc But you know political union Is just a load of ... 😇

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

As promised 1

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

One for the miserable buggers who hate their UK flag. English County flags:

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Apparently the new submarines ordered by Australia will be one chain wide and ten chains long. For anyone reading in SI units that is an area of 4046.86 sq. metres. Or, in old money, an acre. That's a furlong in length, btw. This is fun!

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Off to London tomorrow, what should I take for protection? Knife? Mask? Shotgun?

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

This is why Chris is a FORMER MP.

Chris Williamson

@DerbyChrisW

3 years

@theousherwood She's the ambassador of a country engaged in genocide and war crimes against the Palestinian people. The question you should be asking Theo is why hasn't the govt expelled the Israeli ambassador.

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

I'd rather burn it down.

Firecookie

@FirecookieJulie

1 year

POLL: Should Britons open their homes to migrants to solve the crisis?

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@SimonTemplarGB

10 months

Why would the UK want an inferior system?

Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn

@GunterFehlinger

10 months

I call to UK 🇬🇧 join the global - European standards for plugs 🔌 Makes sense - it is not a ideological issue - just common sense …

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

My timeline is mostly full of decent people with a great sense of humour. Thank-you one and all. 👍

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Adam has such a boring life he makes up for it by lying on the Internet.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

To anyone offended by my Tweets tonight, my apologies, I was self-identifying as Andrew Adonis. I am now, happily, receiving appropriate treatment. Many thanks for your concerned messages.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Message to Labour voters. #NightAll

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Breaking: GB News initial funding significantly oversubscribed. Source: Sky News

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Your TV has an 'off' button, I advise you use it.

Earth Day: How to talk to your parents about climate change

You want to do more about climate change, but how do you persuade the people who call the shots?

www.bbc.co.uk

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

My late Mum, passed Halloween 2020, daft sod. ❤️

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Lol @1GarethWynJones

Ksamnet 🇨🇦🇯🇲🍎🚜𝕏

@ksamgnet1

2 years

BREAKING: Private jet used primarily by Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte and other officials stolen from government hanger by angry farmers. #DutchFarmers #DutchFarmersProtest #Holland #netherlandsfarmers #Netherlands

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

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@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

I'm no Brand fan but if this is brilliant reporting then journalism is braindead.

Jon Sopel

@jonsopel

11 months

This is truly brilliant reporting: assiduous, tenacious and thorough, which I’m sure took an age to get legalled. Congratulations to ⁦ @RosamundUrwin ⁩ and ⁦ @char_wace ⁩ Top notch work

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3 years

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

I quite understand the Scottish independence thing, throwing off the shackles of Westminster etc. What I don't understand is the determination to adopt new shackles, those of Brussels, how is that independence in any shape or form?

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

I win Twitter tonight!

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

I had a tranny in the sixties, listened to Radio Luxembourg on it. I had another tranny in the eighties, went to work in it. *Expects problems with Post*

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Has this buffoon EVER posted anything remotely sensible?

Kevin Maguire

@Kevin_Maguire

1 year

Brexit closed easy trade with Europe, Brits living and working freely across the EU, quick passport checks, student exchanges, scientific co-operation, etc. Coutts closed Nigel Farage's account. The big scandal isn't him losing an elitist cheque book.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

@kazbahellis @GBNEWS Train travel down by 20%, I'll be going by car.

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@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

In a shocking revelation it seems straight guys do not want to date women with a penis. Misogyny is clearly rife in the UK. 🤔

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2 years

@sunick51 @EssexBarrister Not rocket science.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

@LakeSong7 @sharrond62 @GaryLineker Full stop after thinks 😉

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

You are far too stupid to be on the Internet.

Pippa Crerar

@PippaCrerar

2 years

EXCL: Boris Johnson plans to announce imperial measurements will be revived to mark Queen's Platinum Jubilee and boost flagging support among Brexit voters.

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@SimonTemplarGB

10 months

Well, it's a bit miserable on here today, so here's a picture of the pub I took Mrs Seb to for her birthday lunch.

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@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

#ProperGammon Not some made-up drivel by jumped-up, never come down, infantile, Lefty tosspots. 😎

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@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Are you really that deluded? #Parody

Cllr Katherine S Miles 🔶🇺🇦

@katherinesmiles

1 year

A #15minuteCity means a #bakery #walking distance away. Who wouldn't want that so you can have fresh bread at a weekend?

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Himself is on his hollibobs.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Confucious say otherwise.

The Labour Party

@UKLabour

3 years

The next Labour government will always remain committed to decency, honesty and respect.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Some idiot asked why I have so few followers ffs. Because I delete all the stupid ones, obviously 🙄

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

11 months

Tonight it's Yorkshire Pudding stuffed with beef stew, mashed potatoes (dug up this morning) and peas. *Message Ends*

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Twitter is bloody great, in my view. You can post complete and utter drivel and some daft bugger will believe it. Hilarious!

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Apropos my twelve hour ban, it seems that it wasn't calling the crisp man a **** that was the problem, it was calling him thick. #TruthHurts

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

@svs34836858 @UKHomosexual No child should have to go through this, they should be allowed to make informed choices only as adults. Quite why, in this day and age, any parent should be concerned about having a gay son, or daughter for that matter, is completely beyond me.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

It won't save a single bear, bearskins come from the annual Canadian cull authorised by their government.

dominic dyer

@domdyer70

3 years

Defence Secretary Ben Wallace refusing accept a fake fur alternative hat for British soldiers, even though it will save hundreds of bears from being killed & millions pounds for tax payer. Disgraceful @BorisJohnson @carrielbjohnson @ZacGoldsmith @PETAUK @BornFreeFDN @BWallaceMP

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

@Justice_forum @johnisitme £10 says not one of them will take a migrant into their own home.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

@Aardybloke @GBNEWS A load of old Lefty drivel too. Bearskins come from a sustainable managed cull licensed by the Canadian government. Thus far all man-made furs have failed quality control testing.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

10 months

Poirot.

Juanita Broaddrick

@atensnut

10 months

What would you name this sweet little kitty?

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

10 months

Crematorium more like.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Full marks to the Shropshire Star, first out of the gate 👍

Chris Packham in libel claim over articles ‘which alleged he misled public’

The TV naturalist is bringing a claim over a series of articles on the website Country Squire Magazine.

www.shropshirestar.com

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

I don't buy stuff based on the ethnicity of the business owner, I buy stuff based on who is nearest and does the best deal. #BoycottNobody

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

With this promotional video from #Rejoin #FBPE et al, I bid you all goodnight.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Any road, Mrs Seb was complaining to me that she was putting on weight. Wisely, I said nothing. Then I thought I could help by eating her 'secret' chocolate stash. . . . . . . It turns out hospital food is not as bad as has been reported. I may be on solids as early as next week.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

The Left: You took away my Freedom of Movement. Also the Left: Everyone should have a vaccination passport. 🙄

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

They say dogs look like their owners. We're buggered aren't we? 🤪

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Tonight's News at 10 is sponsored by Pornhub.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

I think it is absolutely amazing that we have this platform where people can discuss controversial issues in a sane and rational manner.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Great! I can now order logs by the cwt (imperial), so I rang the chap. Can I order 10cwt of logs? No, we only do them in loads. What's a load? Whatever fits in the trailer without getting thrown in jail. Okay, I'll have one.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Bit disappointed in Marlene's skirting boards if I'm honest.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

1 year

Nothing the appropriate 'response' can't fix. 😈

iamyesyouareno

@iamyesyouareno

1 year

If you don't want this thing walking around the streets you grew up in then clearly you are a racist nazi and need to educate yourself on the benefits of diversity.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Sorry to hear your treatment for fantasising has not gone well.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

On a more pleasant note, Himself with a background of woodland and bluebells.

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

Odd innit? Got some decent gay chaps follow me, some non-whites, some Lefties, some Righties, some all-sorties tbh. Can be a few robust discussions, but we still follow and agree to disagree. 🤔

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

It's a fact, we all know this. #NightAll

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

10 months

Fish n chips terneet. Wi' mushy peas an' curry sauce 😋 No, you f*ck off 😎

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

2 years

Oh dear. "The BBC’s Chris Packham showed his expertise last night. No, horses do not chew cud. This is the man who keeps telling us how to run our farms." 🙄🌾 via @FacebookWatch

Discover Popular Videos | Facebook

Video is the place to enjoy videos and shows together. Watch the latest reels, discover original shows and catch up with your favorite creators.

www.facebook.com

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Sebastian Tombs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

@SimonTemplarGB

3 years

May as well offend a few more tonight 😈

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