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Shrews Tyke

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@Shrews_Tyke
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@ahomahoou Yes but cover yourself up it hints at desperation.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@SharonKim99 Yes, ok and no tattoos either
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@heatherpiperxo Without a doubt. Not sure why you’re asking though.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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5 months
@GriseldaCr55272 With respect.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@heatherpiperxo You’ve got the light on during the day.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@karolmilf_ I’d oblige, but if I asked you to kiss me on the lips what would you do?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@KateMonogamish Greece is the time, is the place is the…
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@Ruth_sndr Would you sleep with a 53 year old man like me?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@KateMonogamish C’est moi!
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@heatherpiperxo Have you ever fantasised about me? I bet you have.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@tatti8259 Those aren’t butties, they’re called butties because you put butter on the bread. These are just bacon rolls, I hope that you give them a drink too as they will be a bit dry and chewy otherwise.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@drjasmine___ Not really, the tattoos are a big turn off.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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30 days
@KateMonogamish You can let your stomach out now, no one’s looking.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@SipsySips You too
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@KateMonogamish Probably not.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@KateMonogamish Have you tried it in the winter? Wearing a bikini that is?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@KateMonogamish I’d rather not, it’ll probably affect my eyesight.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 years
@BBCRadio2 I’m delighted to announce that I won’t bother listening to Radio 2 anymore, I’ll stick with local radio or my iPod both are free of annoying people like Mr Kay and his ilk.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@kirabira93 At what?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@KateMonogamish About what?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@Doinks2Big No, you’re not my daughter.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@ameliaxreid Forty years ago probably, a bit young for me now.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@KateMonogamish Not surprising for someone who has said that she never wears one.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@heatherpiperxo Yes, probably depending on subject, I didn’t like school.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@heatherpiperxo What blood group?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@therubyreid Probably around 40D, don’t bother with the photo though.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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1 month
@rosariotwinss Knees, not kneels. Of course you can, whilst you’re down there you can scrub the kitchen floor.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@xoAeriel About 36.8 degrees centigrade I’d say
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@KateMonogamish Is there such a thing?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@BronnyLovesYou You too, but get up and get dressed, you can’t lounge about all day.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@heatherpiperxo You have mine, where we go on tour is up to you.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@ByBellaArtist Not sure, can’t see it properly.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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3 months
@KateMonogamish If my wife would let me, yes, but would you want to go on a date with me? 63, bald, slightly overweight and drinks too much? No dress sense either.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@heatherpiperxo Yes, but would you?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@KateMonogamish You certainly get about a bit.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@rubyyreidxo For what? To wash the car and cut the grass? Yes please, BTW there’s some dusting and vacuuming that needs doing too.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@KateMonogamish I wonder why?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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5 months
@maitlandward107 Is that your real hair colour?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Dr_JGreenn I like sums too.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@heatherpiperxo If you were paying and my wife said it was ok.
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1 month
@therubyreid For what?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@LovelyMoms4 Yes, if my wife would let me as long as you promise to wear some clothes.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@DOTW_UK No, they should be sent straight back to where they’ve come from. Most aren’t asylum seekers but economic refugees. If they wanted asylum they would claim it at the first safe country that they arrived at.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@therubyreid I would if I were younger and not married.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@miawills1998 I’ll stick with my wife.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@heatherpiperxo Only if you dressed more appropriately.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@heatherpiperxo Depends how old you are.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@sophviox @sophxviox No, please don’t .
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@therubyreid Someone making a bit of a tit of themselves.
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@swedishblondie No, I’d have to be sat on the bonnet and would probably fall off
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@heatherpiperxo No, the ability to cook, clean, shop and be faithful makes good wife material. The same goes for good husband material, good looks are a bonus.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Millysooul No thanks, I don’t like tattoos.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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1 year
@suamirocha @CycleIslington So what’s the problem? Would you prefer dirty streets?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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4 months
@WellaBernanda Yes, 17th March 1976, there’s one for you.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@SexyAlways8 Well built
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 months
@cutiepiebrielle You’re not average. The average British woman is about 14 stones, American a couple of stones heavier.
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@KirstenKaye_ No, your man made assets need something different.
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@EllaRosari0 Rub you in what?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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#Eurovision Madonna with a strange rendition of my favourite song of hers, she’s portraying Moshe Dayan and it’s bizarre
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@BlossomBri54565 A lot more relieved than if I woke up and I was wearing it.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@xoAeriel Yes, I’d date you at around 2002.
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@AvaMaria99 No, it wouldn’t suit me
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@Shrews_Tyke
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5 years
#Eurovision what a disappointing collection of performances, probably one of the worst ever Eurovision collections ever.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@Ruth_sndr No, you’re far too young for me.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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2 years
@ThatEricAlper Hawaii 5-0 the original series, great theme tune. From the U.K. The Sweeney, The Professionals, Z Cars and many more that I can’t think of at the moment.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@KateMonogamish Nice of you to point it out.
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@theleaway No, put some clothes on and hide those awful tattoos.
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@KateMonogamish Your photographer is doing a Stirling job. It is only kinda though, which is not a bad thing.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@AlexLeTissier I’d say that you’re a woman rather than a girl.
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@heatherpiperxo It depends what you taught. I hope that you’d get a top that fitted you properly. Teachers showing their bare midriff is to be frowned upon.
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@MarloKela40200 Not really.
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@mahaqget Not really.
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@carlie87069 No thanks. Why demean yourself in this way?
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@azb2019 Why didn’t you use the part of the road that has been set aside specifically for cyclists? Just another deliberate attempt to try to show someone else is in the wrong when it’s you. Fail.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@20splentyforus More nonsense from people trying to find a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. Most residential streets near me are deserted by 19:00 so no need for a reduced speed limit. Time for a return to common sense, thirty isn’t dirty.
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@KateMonogamish It is, if only we could see the view. You could point out a couple of things of interest.
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@heatherpiperxo A cold shower.
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@Shrews_Tyke
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@theleaway Awful tattoo.
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@Evi_Diona No, you haven’t got any clothes
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@Eva1509v I don’t care what you’re wearing when you post things as long as you’re wearing them in the posts.
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@heatherpiperxo I probably wouldn’t be there, I didn’t like school and on,y went to the lessons that I liked. What subject do you teach?
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@theleaway I’d rather not thank you.
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@heatherpiperxo No, I’d use sand.
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