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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

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2 years

@portraitinflesh @Cadmarch @DanielTSaySay @LevinsLaw I'm only annoyed you can't pin somebody else's tweet

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6 months

What if McDonalds was twice as good for four times the price?

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6 months

Describe Five Guys to someone who’s never been there before

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2 years

If I was a Tory MP I would simply not pose with a large amount of gak

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Worst article this year or ever?

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The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons

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If Liz Truss lives to 95 she will have spent more days at the Cenotaph than she did as PM

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Is it the linear passage of time?

Metro

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The silent killer that could wipe out 40,000,000 people in just 25 years

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4 months

Huge mistake doing this in the City, which actually has a separate and functioning police service

City of London Police

@CityPolice

4 months

Three men, aged between 34-45 years of age, have been arrested in connection with criminal damage at Barclays on Moorgate this morning. They were seen on CCTV by our control and officers were sent to the scene. Following a short foot chase, three men were brought into custody.

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4 months

Have you never been to London before? Have you never seen an escalator? Does the concept of public transport confuse, nay frighten you? Come at once to Tottenham Court Road tube station! You will surely be among friends!

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3 years

I just learned that the US version of Poundland is this and I may never recover

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11 months

@DrKarimWafa Limestone

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3 years

@gndwyn @waveturtlejake *Socrates* has entered the chat

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8 months

At last, Corbyn condemns Hamas

Jeremy Corbyn

@jeremycorbyn

8 months

Why is there always money to bomb people, but never any money to feed, house or care for people?

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7 days

Mate, we saw the Olympics opening ceremony, you can't pull this line off any more.

Philippe Lemoine

@phl43

8 days

I just arrived in London and, looking at people’s clothes, makeup, etc., I’m once again reminded of the dreadful vulgarity of the Anglos. I don’t know if it was always so or if that’s a more recent affliction.

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2 years

A story in three depressing parts.

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1 year

I've seen this, and I don't think the New York Times has ever done a worse thing to our country

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4 years

Remember ladies, when you were sewing it was a little hobby to make pretty things, but now we're doing it it's to change the world.

The New York Times

@nytimes

4 years

An increasing number of men are taking up sewing, not only to break traditional gender stereotypes but also advocate for body acceptance, racial justice and more sustainable lifestyles.

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6 months

@sworrall @SpaJw Maybe three times

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6 months

Amnesty you f*cking disgraces

Amnesty International

@amnesty

6 months

The death in custody of Walid Daqqa, a 62-year-old Palestinian writer who was the longest-serving Palestinian prisoner in Israeli jails after 38 years of imprisonment, is a cruel reminder of Israel’s disregard for Palestinians’ right to life ⬇️

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3 months

@gabrielmilland That's um, every bit of rural France isn't it?

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1 year

I think it's time to call it: there's an aesthetic we can call New Carolean, and I think it will break out from coronation stuff to wider use.

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3 months

(One week later headline) Anne Hidalgo's Dramatic Weight Loss Secret

Kim Willsher

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3 months

Anne Hidalgo, mayor of Paris, takes a dip in the Seine. This has been the dream and promise of mayors for decades.

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I literally work by here and I fucking hate that I genuinely cannot walk around with my phone out. It's Tottenham Court Road! Near Heals!!! In the centre of the greatest city in the world.

London & UK Street News

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A phone robber with a knife gets confronted ( giftedbydalord )

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Green💚🌻🍉Molly

@GreenPartyMolly

2 months

I’m really sick of this Nimbyism attack from Labour What is wrong with being proud of your local place and wanting to protect your local environment? In Stroud, we call it Lambyism: looking after my backyard If everybody did that we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in

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4 months

@helenlewis "The salesman assured me it was fine"

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3 years

Hear me out: is it possible Owen Jones isn't actually the best judge of character?

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3 months

The Green Party should be very careful what it wishes for

Zack Polanski

@ZackPolanski

3 months

If we've literally quadrupled our representation over night - the media will cover us with the same focus as Reform. Right?

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3 years

@kittypurrzog You couldn't put it in a normal work email but could say it in a meeting

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6 months

I fucking love it

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6 months

Wondering why the WASPI women stories are so uniformly unsympathetic and realised: largely the "harms" have come to people who had the means to take early retirement, to make bad decisions/mistakes. If you were poor you just kept working and you knew your SPA by default.

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2 months

V drunk public school girl on train back to Salisbury, confirmed from context as 15, talking to sober friend has bumped into. Has skulled half a bottle of vodka and pal is saying "just tell your mother you had three G and Ts and didn't eat enough"

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2 years

Shot. Absolutely inevitable chaser.

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4 years

@TanyaGold1 @PhilipHensher @Sara_Rose_G My cousin actually HAS a girl named Nemesis.

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4 months

Genuinely think we should start to worry about the vengeance that Keir Starmer's captured genie will unleash should he ever escape the magical chains his tormentor has bound him with.

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3 months

Not exaggerating when I say that anyone who tunes into this this evening should not be allowed to vote

The Rest Is Politics

@RestIsPolitics

3 months

Rory and Alastair will be live on YouTube recording an emergency pod at 13:45 today 🚨 Donald Trump Assassination Attempt @campbellclaret 🎙️ @RoryStewartUK 👇

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8 months

That's nothing, I guarantee the King will dissolve parliament within 12 months of this tweet

molson 🧠⚙️

@Molson_Hart

8 months

Prediction: He will dissolve UK parliament within 10 years of becoming king I don't know anything about UK politics, but I think this guy is very different from his father and grandmother. Could end up being a Mohammed Bin Salman like figure for the UK.

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The Oscar Race

@TheOscarRace

23 days

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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2 years

Billy Bragg, of course

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7 months

He's bringing Matt Le Tissier and a funeral director called O'Looney. This is unimprovable.

Andrew Bridgen

@ABridgen

7 months

I have written to Sir Mark Rowley for an urgent meeting with the Metropolitan Police to discuss various issues regarding the Covid 19 pandemic and vaccination programme. You can read my full letter below, which is supported by a range of people from all backgrounds.

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Re. October 7th: "We are really, really full of joy of what happened". Fine with this revocation tbh

Guardian news

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Robert Jenrick inquired into revoking Palestinian student’s visa, emails reveal

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2 years

Look, a squirrel!

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3 years

My brother and I got bored and did some geo-locating followed by hotel website checking for the curtains, and this is the Kremlin Suite of the Kempinski hotel.

John Paul Newman

@johnpaul_newman

3 years

Kids , the year 2022 saw what historians now agree is the worst Instagram post in human history: Gerhard Schröder’s wife miming a prayer for peace from her window view onto St. Basil's Cathedral, Moscow …

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20 days

When Jews (and their allies like Heidi) tell you someone has a problem with Jews, you should generally believe them, it saves time. Sick fuck

Heidi Bachram 🎗️

@HeidiBachram

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“I will see you and your kind ended” says the perfectly innocent comedian. This is scary actually.

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2 years

@nytimes

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3 years

All four of the children are called Mungo, and they make the pub unbearable during Sunday lunch

Sarah

@sarahvanpelt

3 years

I feel like after reading that headline I could 100% predict that photo

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2 years

People have been asking for my take on the USian midterms and my view is that the Republicans should be blue and the Democrats red, to make this less confusing for British viewers.

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@ShowerAbsolute

10 months

None. The answer is "none".

fraser 🇵🇸

@AFrazzledScot

10 months

“Starmer, Starmer what do you say, how many kids have you killed today?”

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2 years

Can't help but feel that all of this could have been avoided if God had just given him a chin

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

2 years

I do not have cancer. My lungs contain precisely 0 smoking damage. In fact, I have an 8L lung capacity and the vital signs of an Olympic athlete There is nothing but a scar on my lung from an old battle. True warriors are scarred both inside and out.

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1 year

Sturgeon must be very glad she'd already resigned for entirely unrelated reasons.

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9 months

More progress

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4 years

My hypothesis is that people who gave up safe seats, effectively jobs *for life*, to call out antisemitism are the opposite of careerists.

Heather Mendick

@helensclegel

4 years

It's telling to compare the graphics for 2021's new socialist party with those for 2019's new centrist party. My hypothesis is that striking graphics are a lot easier if you're not vacuous careerists with a complete lack of political vision.

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11 months

If you're wondering how people "get into" Holocaust denial I'd suggest checking out the timeline of Novara's Michael Walker for an analogous process.

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1 year

@AyoCaesar Everybody, and I do mean everybody, knows this is a lie

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2 years

@CarolineLucas @StopSizewellC Are you literally paid by the fossil fuel industry?

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1 year

This is why no-one likes the shitpost left.

Ben Smoke

@bencsmoke

1 year

won’t say a thing about striking workers but happy to go all gooey eyed on camera for the royals? always knew this lad was a fucking wrong ‘un.

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2 years

I feel like if I was doing a rousing patriotic song I wouldn't include my country's spectacular and thoroughly deserved military defeat

BFBS Forces News

@ForcesNews

2 years

Argentina's football players have been filmed singing an anti-English song at the #FIFAWorldCup . The team referenced the Falklands War as they celebrated reaching the final of the tournament.

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2 years

@rad_planner If you read this in a white South African accent it sounds even better

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@ellegist If barefoot you can't really leave the house. Pretty much

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Ohhhhh my god u transformed your victorian house in portobello to a cool contemporary home? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite skye mcalpine

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3 months

Really looking forward to learning more about the exciting new independent MPs we've got, doubtless a breath of fresh air.

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3 years

19 years ago Owen Jones was editing Wikipedia to deny the existence of the Jewish ethnicity.

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5 months

*please note that offer of "Slowing down" and "community" does not apply to the working classes including but not limited to: delivery drivers, kitchen workers, supermarket staff, etc.

Kelly

@broadwaybabyto

5 months

The stay at home orders at the beginning of the pandemic were the first time many people had slowed down in years. It showcased the importance of community & caring for others over capitalism. And those in power did not like it.

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"I didn't roundly abuse some Jews even though I spotted what they were. Please clap"

tara houska ᔖᐳᐌᑴ

@zhaabowekwe

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A few days ago, my toddler & I got into an elevator. I was wearing a keffiyeh. An orthodox Jewish family got in. Tension was strong. Then I said, “your baby is beautiful”. Her mom smiled & thanked me, as two little boys smiled up at me. Everyone relaxed. Zionism is not Judaism.

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I think I can die happy, I've literally caused a Daily Mail article

New York Times claims British classic is scrambled eggs on toast

Their bizzare recipe - adapted from one by top US chef Kyle Connaughton - is said to be a 'homage' to London TV cook Heston Blumenthal.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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11 months

JVL fully mask off

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5 months

What I always find most intriguing about these ridiculous posts (that will stop the second Labour are in power) is the idea that there exists a theoretical non-luxurious private jet that Dave could have rented.

Emily Thornberry

@EmilyThornberry

5 months

I get that David Cameron may need to charter a plane when travelling to multiple countries in one week, but that does not justify spending hundreds of thousands of pounds at taxpayers' expense to hire one of the most luxurious private jets on the market.

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A 🔒 mutual out of curiosity googled the press phone number on their website and its the same number as that for Just Stop Oil and Insulate Britain, in AstroTurf latest news.

Youth Demand

@youth_demand

6 months

🚨 11 Young People Arrested at Labour HQ 📢 We will not be silenced, we refuse to inherit a world of suffering, so Youth Demand are standing up to the system and the people who run it. ➡️ There is no option but to resist, join us at

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

4 months

BREAKING: Starmer confirms that he would fire a nuclear missile. Declines to name date.

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11 months

Why did Israel have to fight a war Mehdi

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@ShowerAbsolute

3 years

How many ginger people do you follow? Have you tweeted that you love ginger people and think it’s great that they’re ginger?

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2 years

@joshweller Did they turn it down saying, "Wow no, this reads like a Jim Davidson sketch rejected for being too obviously racist"?

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1 year

While the Americans are asleep let's make up a baffling coronation tradition and talk about it like it's normal from now on E.G: "After the Oath a pauper from the East End (a hereditary position now held by the Earl of Glasgow) is presented with a small gold coin and an eel"

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3 years

Wacky Racists.

habibi

@habibi_uk

3 years

They haven't had enough convoy hatred. Back to London it is, this weekend.

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On the second part of this. You're literally the ITV Political Editor, Peston, you could have actually asked about these things. Amazing derogation of responsibility, incredible stuff.

Robert Peston

@Peston

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I'm about to go submarine. Under the rules, TV journalists aren't permitted to say anything material about politics on election day. So this is my last chance to offer a few reflections as the most maddening and absurd election battle of my life draws to a close. Here, in no

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Her Majesty has gone for a tailored uniform with chainmail epaulettes and the skull and crossbones "Death or glory" cap badge on her hat, this is not a drill

The Royal Family

@RoyalFamily

5 months

The Queen has paid her first visit to @TheRoyalLancers in North Yorkshire, since becoming their Colonel-in-Chief. The Lancers lie close to Her Majesty's heart as her father, Major Bruce Shand, served in the Regiment during the Second World War.

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INSPIRING: elderly woman whose husband still held by staggeringly vicious kidnappers is polite to them as they release her.

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4 months

A lot of very clever people showing their arses by missing that this question only allowed for a single choice; 42% made an entirely defensible one (could argue any of the Big Three depending what meant by "most"). The only embarrassing result is anyone choosing France.

Redfield & Wilton Strategies

@RedfieldWilton

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80th Anniversary of D-Day Which country do British voters think did the most to defeat Nazi Germany? (5-6 June): The United Kingdom 42% The United States 12% France 6% The Soviet Union 6% Canada 3% Poland 3%

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People saying Chomsky is now old, frail and out of touch, but he's always been this shit you know.

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2 years

...as I typed my 9th tweet calling a beloved elderly Jewish lady "basically Goebbels but with Mossad" I began to wonder; was my advocacy as effective as it could be?

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Truly, no one has ever risked their safety more than by (checks notes) attending an SWP demo in North London.

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11 months

We've reached the "Jews aren't really British" stage now

Sayeeda Warsi

@SayeedaWarsi

11 months

As a British National you fight for Britain or you fight for no one. Huge concerns about human rights abuses & breaches of the the Geneva convention in Gaza &West Bank - need to be sure that our citizens are not partaking in this. Does this @FCDOGovUK advice on🇺🇦apply to 🇮🇱?

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3 years

Guess who's *not* mentioned once I'm this heartwarming tale.

Irish Examiner

@irishexaminer

3 years

Nine-day-old baby Luke Moynihan woke up on Thursday morning safely at home in Co Kerry with his parents Dermot and Dorothy, after a frantic mission to bring him home succeeded just ahead of the Russian invasion. | @ellenoregan reports

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2 years

If anyone wants to feel suddenly very old, this came out 25 years ago

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11 months

I bow to few in how ghastly I know and believe that Piers Morgan is, but this really is great work. What a sad, angry little man Corbyn is

Adam Cailler

@acailler

11 months

NEW: Jeremy Corbyn refuses to state that Hamas is a terrorist organisation, and also refuses to state that they should be removed from power. @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored #piersUncensored

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3 years

The modesty, it shines gently forth

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1 year

Interesting take from the media organisation owned and directly controlled by a monarchy that still practises slavery and spends more on personal clothes and jewellery every year.

AJ+

@ajplus

1 year

The UK is spending a fortune in taxpayer money to crown millionaire King Charles while his people are striking over inflation and poverty.

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3 years

Prison abolition is a great position to hold, because you can pretend it's a really urgent goal, more pressing than resolving all sorts of other difficult issues, while knowing it will never happen. Dream of an approach for twitter really.

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11 months

#bringthemhome

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3 months

@Docstockk @Nina_Compact @compactmag_ Apart from the Neo-Nazi shit, sure

Luke Turner

@Luke_Turner

3 months

During cross-examination, Nina Power & Daniel Miller both admitted they had written anonymously for the Parallax Optics site—a fact they had previously denied—with their *own pleadings* having characterised the account as "espousing and disseminating abhorrent antisemitic views."

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7 months

@niffhurley This tweet is *so* much funnier than you think it is

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10 months

Just say "Jewish" Jack, this is taking forever

Bob Groves

@bobstday

10 months

All these years Stephen Fry has been hiding a very nasty side.

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1 year

When Napoleon was crowned Emperor he was 35 and Josephine was 41. Stars of the new movie about his rise to power presented without further comment.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ starring Joaquin Phoenix is set to hit theaters on November 22, 2023.

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

@ShowerAbsolute

10 months

Translation: The Jews Lie

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

@ShowerAbsolute

3 months

@Docstockk @Nina_Compact @compactmag_ No Kathleen, the good thing is that there was a real trial so you can just look that up

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

@ShowerAbsolute

3 years

@DavidMuttering Honestly stop the contest now:

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

@ShowerAbsolute

9 months

@hmvtweets The word you're looking for is "Jewish"

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

@ShowerAbsolute

3 months

@Docstockk @Nina_Compact @compactmag_ *Deeply* embarrassing tweet when you can literally read the judgment

Luke Turner

@Luke_Turner

11 months

A full copy of the High Court’s Judgment, which I invite you to read, is available here:

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower

@ShowerAbsolute

4 months

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