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Skunk⁸⁹™

@s_sknath

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We're probably living in simulation ..

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When a bro teaches you how to fish, don't fish in his pond!

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Kunywa Io pombe, Vuta Io sigara na Bangi ,What's the point of dying healthy anyway?

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Msichana kabla upost aty beauty with brains atleast utublock Sisi wenye tulikua na wewe primary

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The way people go back to their seats after recieving holycommunion, will make you think this world is full of nice people.

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Hakuna kitu huuma morio kama kunyimwa na ule dame anakuanga amepea kila mtu hiyo area yote 😂

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@CFCMod_ Madueke is seriously jealous he's just hiding it in plain😂😂

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Fernando sucre is the greatest simp in TV movie history

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Ndio nimepika kahawa Moto, wacha sasa niingiee online niaccept cookies😂

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Nimeenda kusip changaa ikanichoma mdomo Sai nakaa chui buana I can't even yawn in peace naenda kuyawn mdomo inacrack 🥲🥲 Io kitu kwani iko na alcohol content ya ngapi?

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Nimepika mayai na smokie, Nikaweka mayai kwa ndoo na smokie kwa wheelbarrow nikazizungusha hapo tu kwa ploti nakwambia ni tamu ajab...pure greatness!

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Ndio dame yako anamalizia kiamsha Dinywa alafu akutext sasa😂

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Wenye mlikua mnatushika tukikimbizwa na mama zetu ndo tuchapwe, I hope sai police force inawapeleka fiti

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23 days

@IEnzofernandez8 No way Enzo posted that

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20 days

Some few years back I never really thought naeza kua na 20g's in my mpesa and still feel broke, enyewe mungu ni mwema,😂

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Jacob is the greatest simp in bible history,14 years juu tu ya wetcrack aii, Fourteen!

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' I will take care of you' amekutumia 130 ya kusonga😃 kwani anataka usonge kando😅💔

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This generation, We want to make it so bad our kids will have no ambition💯

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Mschana we endelea kuninyima, tukifika huko mbinguni upate ni Mimi naserve mchele you will not believe!

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21 days

@KhalifKairo Former mo 6 miss world na hauperfom mzee😂

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Hakuna watu hujiona kama wenye wameketi kwa side ya dirisha kwa mat unadhani wanaeza tupimia hewa.

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Is Kai havertz to Cole Palmer the greatest upgrade in football history?

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@InvertTheWing Cole Palmer might be an all time great

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Pombe ni ya 1500 na mabati ni 950 we kunywa kabisa utaishi kwa chupa😂

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Hadi wakisii ni kababa kweli? Sidhani!

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Mna blue tick hadi poems,hamjali feelings za persona?🥲

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@CFCAzM No wonder he doesn't play😂

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2 months

Can't wait nioe nikue na familia alafu sasa Bibi awe ananichagulia zile chapo Moto soft watoto wanakula izo zingine😂

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Alafu madem kama unajua uko na ukimwi usipige luku saana tuwe tunakuangalia na unajua umebeba mdudu, Mbwa!

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"Babe, keep your money. I only need your love " the last lady who said this died in 1564

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Huyo dem yako mwenye hana nyash amekusetia standards gani leo?

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19 days

Mwenye aliniwekea pilipili kwa tissue mungu anakuona, imefanyika vile ulikua unataka🥲

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Na motivational speakers muache mchezo bana hakuna vile utakuja kuniadvise na kiatu umevaa imeisha side moja

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Nimechoka kujificha, ni Mimi huwa na advise zakayo

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@Barca_Buzz @brfootball Word of advice from a veteran

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Me and my friend as kids Friend:My father is rich and related to the area chief what about you? Me: I don't want to brag or anything but I heard my mum call God his father.

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Ebu niambie mbona huyu mathe amekaa hapa kando yangu anaambia mtoto ati anyonye ama aambie hii dogi iko hapa kando imuume, kwani nakaaje🥲💔

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Pale highschool Ile point ya lack of capital history ilikua inaingia kwa kila swali...

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2 months

Btw huwa naspend roughly 23hrs39mins huku X Io remaining 21mins niya kuchukia Zakayo

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Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

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25 days

Nikisota huwa najifunza mambo mengi Sana Nikipata pesa nasahau.

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Waah kwani friday haifiki?🥲

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Dem yangu ameambia wamama wa ploti ati sinanga game wakamkataza😂

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You're not alone We all feel lost sometimes.

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23 days

Nobody has a better eye sight than a married man coming out of lodge with a girlfrend. He can even see tomorrow😂

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Everyone is a barber secretly!

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Life is not a movie because In real life villains always win I mean just look at Zakayo...

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18 days

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

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3 months

Najua hamtaamini lakini nikiwa highschool niliwahi dinya Bibi ya principal.😂

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Ladies,If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.🤷‍♂️

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Unalala njaa na uko na leather belt ulibuy 120/chemsha ukunywe supu.

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Apparently the only exercise I've done this month is Running out of money

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Some mothers don't want their sons to marry single mothers but they want their single daughters with children to get married. Talk of double standards!

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Unaambia dame yako take care alafu unaskia amekulwa na caretaker smh😂🚮

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The hand that gives is superior to the hand that receives. Be grateful for all you have as others are praying to get what you already have.

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Buana nimesneeze nikajifanyia Ile kitu😭💔

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@_fels1 As an Auctioneer i can confirm that we're eating good.

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Mvua this time imeamua kunyesha unlike your girlfriend😂

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Ladies, a good man will pay your bills, provide for you, solve your financial problems, solve your emotional issues, make you comfortable,even go broke to please you and keep you happy. That man is your father, not us.

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2 months

Mzae ameanguka kutoka kwa mti ya avocado,sasa kugundua nimemuona anaanza kuniuliza ati we unaeza ruka Ivo?😂😂stfu man I just saw you fall down like a hot potato 😂

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Huyo mama yako mwenye unamheshimu Ivo, huku job huwa tunamuita babe na anasmile sheepishly 😂

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Prime Neymar is the best version of any footballer any fan would want to watch man.

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Tunaelewa umesota lakini mbona ukuje kwa mathe kuitisha mandazi nusu?

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With Iran attacking Israel we're on the brink of the third world war..and i'm afraid we migt be sucked in as a classic example of 'fahali wawili wakipigana ni nyasi huumia' we're the nyasi in this statement.

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@Blue_Footy Bro is proud of his nickname

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Ndio mzae ananiuliza kama nilimaliza form four , niggah what?

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Madem wakonde wanakuanga na roho mbaya Sana ni Kama roho inakuanga imefinywa huko ndani ya mbavu.

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Nobody, Absolutely nobody , Ukikasirisha Mtanzania : Mdinyo gani huu kaka?

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what do you call a pregnant slave? -buy one get one for free💀💀

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Kudinya albino has been in my priority list for a very long😂😂 connect me!

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@UtdEIIis He's hanging on that little hope, the sun will shine on us again

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@EduardoHagn Whos that mid😂

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Mosquitoes carry some of the most dangerous diseases Malaria, yellow fever, Zika fever, dirofilariosis, meningitis, tularemia... Perhaps the mosquitoes are most often shadowed by malaria. This is a life-threatening disease, transmitted through the bites of infected mosquitoes -

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Huyo morara kebaso mkichunguza vizuri mtapata ni mtu wa nyamira anataka lo kiti ya ugavana 2027 hii Kenya it's hard kuamini mtu

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Buana Ile group walikua wanajiita Elani walienda wapi? those two ladies nilikua nawaona wananimaliza ajab, enyewe content huisha, walitoa hit song moja wakaenda underground.

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What’s the difference between a ferrari and a dead body? I don’t have a ferrari in my garage.

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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers,you yes you...😂

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Can't believe tulikua tunaita hamsini ati finje na tulikua tunajiona woke Sana😂

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Ati dunia rangi rangile nkt wahenga frauds😂

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Kupuliza sharpener ya wenyewe na kuandika jina ya mtu a red pen pale primary nayo ilikua police case

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Apparently Turkey the country changed it's name to Turkiye,because turkey the bird was more famous than turkey the country😂

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2 months

I think Elon aliifanya justice kutoa Ile upuzi ya twitter for 'I phone na twitter for android' yangu sai mngekua tu mnaona twitter for iphone.😂

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3 months

Shida yenu ni kudhani nafanana na Io kitu nimeweka avi, Ile siku nitatoka faceless madame wenu wataflock DM yangu ajab you will not believe!😂

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3 months

Content is king ameuma like mbili 😂

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17 days

Unalipia mtoto 300k per term international school alafu unakuja kuskia akiimba ati 'capital two,small two'🥲 mangai mnishike nisimalize haka kamtu🥲🤥

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@CFCMod_ Give him the balon d'or dor already

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Leo Niko na mechi kwa mercy, sema mercyside derby 😂

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2 months

Aki amungu Mimi ningekua girlchild ningekua nagawa kuliko hata Zakayo vile anare-launch hizo project imbo😂

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3 months

Hakuna sign mnakuanga mmeabuse kama Io underscore kwa username zenu😂

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2 months

Mwenye aliheart break sistangu please tighten it's been long since nikunywe one week mfululizo😂

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Bien is the greatest simp that I know😂 what do you mean unanusa baika na kamisi ex aliwacha ukienda kulala

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2 months

Kama bado unatumia wimbo kama ringtone you still have a Long way to go

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@statmusefc Should have just added foden saka and rashford haven't

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I think corruption imekua normalized Kenya mbaka si huona kama 1bn ni pesa kidogo,imagine you have to spend 100k everyday for 27years ndo umalize 1bn fuck Zakayo man...

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Ule morara kebaso is who he thinks he is buana, karibia afanye Hussein Mohammed alie live on national television via a phone call😂

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Wewe sasa ndiye familia yenu inategemea? ,wewe mwenye unafail hii Arkose challenge ya melon musk😂😂

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