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I’ll explain since most can’t comprehend
Dinner with Jay-Z is the better option over $500K because of the knowledge & expertise he has. He’ll give you the blueprint on being wealthy and successful. His knowledge will be worth more long term than the short term $500K.
I remember when I was on the phone to 111 with severe shortness of breath and they asked me if I was turning blue.
I told them I'm black.
They repeated the question.
Try and slap an invisible midget that's trying to headbutt your belly button.
Just as you swing he dodges. So you try again.
He dodges again.
So now instead of being obvious, you try and fake him out a couple times then swing again.
You missed again.
Keep trying.
The cheek to be a racist refugee, these times they're not even safe in their own country, and who do you think that's because of? Because it's not black and Asian people.
That Channel 4 report about the Ukrainian refugees "struggling" to integrate here because there are "too many" Black and Asian people is absolutely not surprising at all.
From when Beyoncé told her stans to take it easy on Jay Z and they collectively told her to shut up and mind her business, you think anyone feels safe?
He'll answer that it's the human body's way of regulating the temperature of semen, a feature necessary for human procreation.
You didn't think this through.
Do you know how old Ozil was in 2006?
Seventeen.
This isn't even just collating the stats from his prime. This is his entire career. In 2006 Fabregas, Silva and Messi were already a certy. Man had 2 year head starts on the guy Uno.
Wow
Please tell me why my girlfriend just told me I'm messing up her "French Way"
I said wtf is that
She was trying to say "Feng Shui"
French Way.
I can't believe it.
French.
Way.
OFCOM sacked one of their most important directors because they called Israel an apartheid state in their personal Instagram.
Just in case you wondered why the BBC and UK media feels like it can get away with misinformation on this topic.
She's not leaning because she's heavily pregnant and it'd pull her spine you bozo. There's no support on that chair. Go outside. Touch some grass. Leave women alone.
In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, Thomas Partey, a 30 year old footballer, is likely to be sold to a club in Saudi Arabia before the end of July.
In MORE UNRELATED NEWS, Saudi Arabia has no extradition treaty with the UK and you can leave the UK whilst on bail.
@Oloni
Beg you delete this, he's at one of the most turbulent and painful points in his life. Last thing he needs is to be mocked on the internet. The sort of scenarios that cause a child to have to move into an entire new family are enough to break anyone.
Man couldn't do it in a big league. Man went to stat pad in the tiki torch leagues. Could never do it on a cold Tuesday night at the Indigo Plateau.
Bottle job too reliant on his one big shooter.
Pallet Town Pochettino
Rape culture is when a man can release a written statement admitting to rape, confident in the assumption that he probably won't be punished beyond the court of public opinion.
Lmao my work overlooked me for a promotion despite being the best qualified candidate and then just phoned me to tell me that I'll be getting a 2% payrise. 2% since 2019.
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...you do know that this is a poverty meal right? That's the point. Having to stretch a cheap joint of beef over 12 meals and pad it to high hell with cheap root vegetables and peas is straight out of the 1700s.
Man's eating like he's accompanying the Witcher.