Shmeat Johnson @ShmeatJohnson77 Twitter profile

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1 month

Columbia SC is disgusting. Get me out of here.

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Yall fw me?

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Excuse the flower beds, those are next on the list, porch railings are complete

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I like my women like my coffee… HOT

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@maddietagg_ Looking at this picture

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@NFL_DovKleiman I know what 3 games I may watch

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2 months

Yalll okay with a pool pic?

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@maddietagg_ Both

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11 days

I’m ready for war, fuck the left. Let’s roll

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20 days

Do I crank hog for the second time today or just keep drinking?

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16 days

Fuck depression, this shit sucks

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Shmeat Johnson

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22 days

Let’s get ready to sell!

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1 month

About to be tan and drunk

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1 month

@schneathjohnson Change your fucking name.

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

Post Aldi run, let’s try to be healthy

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Shmeat Johnson

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3 months

Do you mind?

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Vacation has begun

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1 month

0 comments saying “ginger” I’ll take this as a win!!

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Yall fw me?

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25 days

Let’s get this day started

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

@hetolson @GamecockWill69 You miss the attention?

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

Grabbed lunch with my buddy today, for the first time ever when he asked how I was doing I finally told to truth and said not good… felt good to get some stuff out.. know it’s kinda weird but if anyone ever needs someone to talk to I’ve got yall

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

4 followers from 300. You all have been great, some greater than others. If yall want feet I can post them tomorrow

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29 days

Nice little spawn start, let’s get to it

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1 month

Beer, coffee with crown, and beer! Breakfast of a king

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27 days

FUCKING GET IN THERE!!!! USA

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28 days

Work agenda for today… let’s get greasy

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1 month

SO HORNY

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1 month

2024 Vacation Stats Alcohol drank: lots Parlays lost: lots Women spoke to: 0 Hours spent with a shirt on: very few

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Shmeat Johnson

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14 days

Two offers put in on my house today! #letsgo

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1 month

Dude at the bar at chilis keeps trying to talk to me about how rice should be free at a Mexican restaurant because you can get 100+ pounds of rice for $20 from a supplier… fucking kill me. We are at chilis. I am depressed. Stop fucking talking to me

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Was going to go see my grandpa on Friday but it’s too late…

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Happy Monday to all who celebrate! May we all have a “swaggy” day

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2 months

@wobblymami Trying not to bark, respectfully

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2 months

Just got some pretty bad news. Prayers would be appreciated

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Shmeat Johnson

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30 days

Any females wanna come over and watch hockey and play Minecraft?

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Posting feet pic at 300 followers 🙈🙈

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@michela_arbocco Height: sexy

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@cat_barnes30 Nice ass, wanna go get a quarter pounder from McDonald’s and let me pound you after?

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20 days

Good morning

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@HoopMixOnly $500k. What kind of dumb question is that

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Popped up on the ole Facebook memories, 7 years ago. Shmeat used to be daring, now he’s just horny all the time

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@bongsandbuicks Would definitely take you out to Wendy’s or McDonald’s 😘

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1 month

Beautiful service for my pops today. I’ll miss him dearly but I know he can remember everything now and dementia has no hold on him ❤️

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Shmeat Johnson

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SOMEONE SHOT AT TRUMP??? I’m on my way president Trump. At your service

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11 days

If a girl ever spoke to me like this, this account would be deleted, and I’d be on one fucking knee proposing for the 2nd time in my life (I’m divorced)

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She's been nicknamed the 'classy' hawk tuah Who do you like more?

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@c_yentroc Would love to disappoint you in every way possible

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Yeah here we go

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Shmeat Johnson

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3 months

Hello Sadie, I for one am also NOT voting for Joe Biden. Maybe we can grab dinner and talk about politics while I get lost on those eyes?

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3 months

I’m Sadie Roach, I’m 21 years old, I’m from Wisconsin, and I’m NOT voting Joe Biden in November😎

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@savannahelisse Kinda sexy

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Shmeat Johnson

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Swear yall people make me want to get a job that I work 60 hours a week to stop the “unemployment” slander

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Shmeat Johnson

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23 days

USA will continue to be subpar until we implement a promotion/ relegation type system. I feel this way about all sports in the USA. Although majority of national team plays abroad, I think this is needed to take us to next level

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

All packed for 10 days away! #JustABoy

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

Y’all mind if I enjoy this beer (or 10)

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Shmeat Johnson

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3 months

DO YOU MIND?

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@Cockadoodle_Boo @krissyhaynie @faithannefloydd @MrsHopkins96 @WatchLilyTweet @LastWordwithLB @SavSamSunflower @DMarie_SC @dawny005 @tstra44 @kdzwierzynski @CanIGetAWhitney @clairemlong @hetolson @anna_cat_777 @Femme_fb @jennifer_gailey @Lacey_Kayy_ And single ladies here looking to mingle?

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1 month

Off day type shit

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16 days

@fortherAch @BrandonDubisky Quit being a homewrecker you dirty slut

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23 days

Horny and pissed.

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

I need love

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Sister asked her bf tomorrow if she should pack a nice outfit for beach in case he proposes. He responds and said no, you’re only 21, and proceeds to say “ask your brother how getting married young worked out.” Cold hearted but funny as hell

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@Cockadoodle_Boo Way bigger than Beyoncé and Taylor Swift. They are overhyped. This is something that we have dreamt of. Waited on. This is massive

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

It may be Monday for some people, but for me and the boys, it’s Friday somewhere. Btw @Shamecock69 is the person behind the lens📸

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@BabyGronk5 If I see you anywhere close to the campus of Clemson University I will punch your square in the face

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3 months

Shmeat taking on the sauna

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2 months

@juultruther Hello Miss Daytona, some people say I created the word “horny”

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@cigarettequeeen I’d sleep with you.. would disappoint you though

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@halessnicoleee_ I can be your dog 😘

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Shmeat Johnson

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28 days

Desperately need to find a new job

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Shmeat Johnson

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Good morning

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Some women really ain’t shit. Need me a good girl in my life to make me happy!

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2 months

@maddietagg_ Not really but I like the way you hold it

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2 months

@savannahelisse Yeah I can’t compete with that… sorry

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Shmeat Johnson

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#13 and I gotta drive home, bark bark. Also have work tomorrow!!!

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

Here we go

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@Sportz_DC Inflation is crazy, let’s shower together

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Off to get some pints with the lad, old Kendrick creating impeccable vibes

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2 months

@bradsales312 Needed this today. Thank you brother.

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1 month

Chat, I’m cdunk

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@MorganSpangler I love what I’m seeing from you! May I enter the DMs?

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Texting every girl I know “chat I’m drunk” wish me luck

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Shmeat Johnson

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Just had a buddy tell me that you’d have to pay him to “eat ass”. LOCK HIM UP FOR THAT ABSURD STATEMENT!!

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Shmeat Johnson

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3 months

Asked the lady at Panera for an extra baguette for my tomato soup… she gave me the whole damn thing

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29 days

Think I might play some Minecraft tonight, will update within the next hour or two with progress made

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Shmeat Johnson

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House is officially under contract! I suppose I should start looking for a place to live

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Think I got a thing for older women

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

Gotta feeling I might do something I regret tonight

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

@thetaylorpeach Hi

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Something about girls not using capital letters turns me the fuck on

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3 months

Shmeats golf outfit for today, let’s win some money

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@rosariotwinss Yes. I sleep naked. Next question?

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

Just told a high school graduate that gambling is the best thing that they could start doing. Just doing my part to help society.

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Shmeat Johnson

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1 month

I don’t know how many more times I have to tell @GamecockDienda to quit working out like this in the gym..

vids that go hard

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Bro did 10 sets of “yea you like that shit!?” 😭😭

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11 hours of sleep last night, I am fully redialed and ready to conquer the day

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Shmeat Johnson

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@Atlantaholic_ Brother, I’m foaming at the mouth at the bar at Olive Garden looking at this photo

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Shmeat Johnson

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2 months

The glory days

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3 months

Quote tweet this with a sports photo that exudes "aura"

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Shmeat Johnson

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Any ladies out there want to rescue me?

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Shmeat Johnson

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17 days

Good morning, going back to sleep for an hour and then gotta go pump a septic tank, happy Sunday

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1 month

@joedelgado8893 Just put the fries in the bag, bro

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1 month

@halessnicoleee_ Headlights are on, and I don’t mind

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Shmeat Johnson

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Just fired off a Minecraft and Chill snap, wish me luck

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