*tells a vanilla person what I do for a living* 😄
Them: okay so..
Me:
🤨 don’t say it
😠don’t say it
😡 don’t say it
Them: WhAtS tHe WeIrDeSt ThInG yOuVe EvEr DoNe ThO???
🙄🙄🙄😩😩😩
Twitter sub types:
-make me gay
- h8 my wife
-own me til I broke ghost
- I’m actually an intelligent guy 😏
- Feet obsession
-Would u rly fart on me?!
- aren’t we friends? I’m a member of the community/ new domme “helper”
-insult you in hopes of free humiliation
-Skype?
@MImillians
@SheRatesDogs
Yeah I’m in a group that reports this kind of shit to campuses and jobs, we’ve been reporting him all week but they don’t seem to care. Unsurprising since they have a huge sexual assault problem there
If you’re a findom, you’re a sex worker. Sorry to hurt your feelings but this is a KINK which men JERK OFF TO. You are not better than any other sex workers. There’s no heirarchy in sex work. That’s just you being sexist and whorephobic and living in denial. 🤷♀️
!!!NEW DOMMES!!!
If he hasnt paid you he's not going to. He wont pay you on friday, next week, when he gets his bonus. Doesnt matter if he tags you in his profile and says you own him. He doesnt plan to pay you. Block him.
Love when I’m at the bar I go to 3 times a week in Las Vegas (the Phoenix) and a man assaults me and then the owner tells me it’s his friend and he didn’t see anything and there’s 2 sides to every story
2016 findom: fuck u pay me
2017 findom: it's actually findomme* & it requires skill, talent and dedication
2018 findom: if you're reading this you haven't been blocked. Congratulate yourself by sending bitcoin & buying every clip in my store
#findom
#findomme
i just saw someone saying they were happy about sesta because now the "true dommes" will have to do it for free if they love it.
I just want you to know...
thats not true. You still wont get free shit from us ever. please choke.
I have a sub who is gay. Totally gay not into women at all and not looking to be "forced" to be gay. his kink fantasy having a mean best friend who convinces him to do sluttier and sluttier things via manipulation. I get to be that mean best friend. it's awesome.
Also Before explaining something TO a woman ask yourself:
1. Did she ask for my help?
2. Why do I assume she doesn't know this?
3. Does she in fact already know this or care to learn it?
4. Why do I need the validation of feeling like I helped a woman who didn't ask for help?
Before asking a woman to explain something to you, ask yourself:
1. Could I easily google this?
2. Has she already talked about this a dozen times?
3. Why do I value my time but not hers?
4. Why do I think it’s her job to educate me when I’m a grown ass adult?
And then don’t
@PowderKeg33
@thegaywhostrayd
Well, probably because this person is using a stolen photo of an actual military veteran and professional athlete so like one reverse image search would shut the entire investigation down.
I've been getting a lot of dms from new & aspiring dommes so here's the best advice I can give you.
- He won't pay you later
- If he posts about looking for a domme he is not looking for a domme
-learn to understand common fetishes bc no matter what buzzfeed told u its sex work
@chrissyteigen
Chrissy that’s great!!! Please watch YouTube videos about hamsters so that yours can live long and prosper! Pet store care guides are very misleading and remember that pet store employees are retail workers not pet experts! Hamsters needs 600 square inches of continuous space
There are serious downsides to SW that I wasn’t aware of when I started. For example I didn’t know that I would get rejection from every adoption agency. Some days I feel like I have the best job on earth, other days I feel like I ruined My life because I didn’t know any better
@AdrianZunigaJ
I don’t understand why people are surprised. Miley and Liam have been splitting up and getting back together for years nothing about that seems healthy
Look
you need to STOP RESPONDING to "subs" tweets. NOW.
the ones that say "who is ready to rinse?" "i need a domme" "any dommes up right now?"
How many times does it need to be said?
The reason timewasters are in the community, is because dommes give them attention. so stop
ATTN NEW DOMMES
if he says "any findoms online and want to rinse a pig right now?"
DO NOT REPLY OR DM HIM.
We're all always online! Theres no drought! Hes not looking because he's damn sure not paying! Hes baiting you. Ignore.
Why is it that when male doms fuck their subs its normal but when Femdoms fuck their subs you all suddenly scream “she’s a fake domme!” You have a misogynistic view of what sex means. And don’t turn this into “men deserve to be denied” stop assuming everything is for them?
Do y’all remember
-the dude who sent grand theft auto screen shots saying it was his bank account
- the cash app account claiming to be the police collecting tickets
-the woman who got in a fight with her sister and claimed it was a violent sub
Findom Twitter is a wild ride
People who make pee videos are some of the strongest of mind and spirit, it’s so hard to pee when your body is telling you “wait this isn’t when we pee? We don’t pee in clothes? We don’t pee on cameras” yes we do bitch now get to flowin’!
I see a lot of “Alpha Male Cashmasters” and yet none of you are:
-swift as the coursing river
-With all the force of a great typhoon
-With all the strength of a raging fire
-Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
So...riddle Me that twitter boys 🙄🙄🙄
someone sent me a screen shot of someone saying "She's willing to do all that but she won't lose weight" about the fact that I got botox and lip fillers. Let Me spell this out for you.
I made this year my bitch WHILE I gained 20 lbs.
Kill it like I kill it. Go ahead. Try.
today some asshole hit me up on niteflirt claiming that he wasn't a sub so I had to change his mind by giving him a blow job. I pretended not to understand what he wanted for as long as possible until he realized what I was doing. I wasted his money.
I'm tired of watching men who seek out brand new dommes in hope of getting dirt cheap services cry about getting scammed out of their $10s And $20s when i look up their @ and instantly find information about them being a scam artist. You put in no effort & blame the community.
This dude who has a homewrecking fetish just told me "I don't want my wife to cheat"
LMFAO
FUCK
ALL
THE
WAY
OFF
Your wife better be cheating, you have a pindick and you're into homewrecking. CHOKE. God this job just makes me hate men more every day.
he says "I'm not trash"
Im so fucking tired of all these stale lukewarm takes on feederism.
people refuse to acknowledge that women also enjoy sex, kinks and fetish play. “It’s abuse!” There are women who love being fat little hotties stuffed to the brim with food by a partner even if you can’t cope
If a dude sends you a $25 gift card to Starbucks for political humiliation and tells you how he always argues with feminist he's going around getting sessions and canceling the gift card after somehow he's done it to multiple of my friends. He changes his username. Rt save a hoe