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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti . In @thesquaddoc . Co-Host of the @CFCPod @crestwoodpod I don’t think I’m funny…

Bel Air, MD
Joined March 2008
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Shawn Robare
7 months
I don’t think I’m ever going to get over the fact that Robocop was adapted into Saturday morning cartoon series…
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2 years
Are you okay hun? You’ve hardly touched your Cheese Skirt Burger…
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7 years
Guys, GUYS, is Dennis Nedry homaging the Goonies in Jurassic Park?!? #stephenspielberg #goonies #jurassicpark #dennisnedry
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That moment when realizing that Kevin's parents from Home Alone had their first meet cute in Scorsese's After Hours. So glad it worked out...
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6 months
But do you have a gem mint Cousin Larry Rookie card?
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3 years
That specific moment in 1991 when TMNT & Desert Storm were both at peak merchandising frenzy…
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7 years
Game of Thrones pool party outdoor viewing preperation. This is important...
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3 years
Folks, this is huge. The Ewoks cartoon was just dumped onto Disney+, unedited & with the original opening theme. This is the first time that has been available since the couple of VHS releases in the 80s and never on digital. Never thought it’d happen while Lucas was alive...
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6 years
Remember that time when John Carpenter’s Halloween was given the kid’s elementary school adaptation treatment? Because it happened & I finally have a copy of this stupidly rare book! And yes, the cover picture is from Halloween IV even though the book covers the ‘78 film 🎃💀😋
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5 years
What is the weirdest pop culture collectible you own? I’ll go first. The weirdest is a swatch of screen-used wallpaper from the family living room set of You Can’t Do That on Television gifted by the original set designer.
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5 years
Alright Disney+, when?
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4 years
Remember that time when Thundarr the Barbarian, Princess Ariel, and Ookla the Mok came onstage to win a Yummy on the NBC 1983 Yummy Awards?!
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7 years
The rumors are true, Stranger Things is finally on Blu-Ray/DVD as a Target exclusive release that is packaged like an old school VHS Rental!
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So folks, after hearing some of the grumbling about the new McDonalds Boo Pails being “horribly inaccurate nostalgia scams” (my hyperbole not theirs), and after conferring with @Collectingcandy I realized there was only one thing to. SCIENCE, Mr. Wizard style!!! A thread…
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3 years
I hear a lot of folks that consider twitter to be a sewer. So why not just surround yourself with only the folks you dig chatting with and make it your own personal Turtle Lair? Still a sewer, but a totally radical one.
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2 years
The best Garfield spiral notebook ever?
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6 years
To the kid who basically drew T-Rex Freddy Krueger for today’s Google Doodle, I salute you.
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3 years
Never forget this actually happened…
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5 years
Best new backpack ever? Maybe!
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7 years
I'm just gonna put this here...
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1 year
TIL that to save money on digital effects shots for Flight of the Navigator, the director hired magician Doug Henning to create in-camera optical illusions that looked like CGI. The big one was the floating steps leading up to the spacecraft…
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4 years
More Choose Your Own Horror...
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2 years
These paperweights go hard… (These aren’t mine, but maybe one day…)
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1 year
The secret word today is “FUCKCANCER”.
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4 years
Some sick looking guy in a labcoat just handed me this Atari cartridge and told me that Jack Flack needs my help...
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2 years
Hear me out. A buddy cop show, but it’s Elvira and Dolly Parton. It’s called Sugar & Spice and it’s like Murder She Wrote meets Scooby Doo…
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8 months
Um…
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First ever image of another multi-planet solar system captured by ESO Telescope
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1 year
Should I puzzle glue this and turn it into a charcuterie board?
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3 years
“KRINGLE FLIES TONIGHT!”
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5 months
Remember that time when the Joker was on Supermarket Sweep and he didn't get 4 of the big canned hams?!
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4 years
Remember when No-Heart created the "I Don't Care Bears"! Okay, they were the Who-Cares Bears, but I like my name better. Also, be careful, pretty sure Unfair Bear has a switchblade...
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1 year
If I had half the swagger of the bootleg Garfield smoking a pipe on a bike puffy sticker I might amount to something in this here life...
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4 years
Choose Your Own Horror
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4 years
I found four more Choose Your Own Horror books.
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7 months
Oh man, you can buy Arcade area rugs. Looks at the floor in our shared home office room…
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4 years
Wesley River Robare, born 9:29 , 10/28/2020. 6lbs 14oz.
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2 years
The E.T. husk at Build-a-Bear is frightening…
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6 years
Is there anything more terrifying than that time the Today Show dressed up like the Peanuts?
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6 years
Modern TV fallacy: Death, especially ultraviolent, denotes quality in programing. You can take a baseball bat to the head of a character all you want. Slit the throats of the Stark family at a wedding. It'll never have the impact of a pair of broken glasses from the Twilight Zone
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1 year
The perfect lunchbox design has never been made…oh wait…
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4 years
Alright, last one, because I had to...
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8 months
Grail acquired. IYKYK
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8 months
Happy “I’m in the documentary on the special features of the official US release of The Monster Squad” day for all those who celebrate!
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2 years
The second box of 30+ year old brand loyalty tchotchkes has come in!
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2 years
So, we just inherited a bunch of fun stuff that once belonged to my wife’s grandfather. He worked in the grocery store industry as a buyer and was gifted a million tchotchkes from brands and retailers. Here’s an example. Apparently there are three huge tubs coming our way 😋
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7 years
If you're telling me you've never seen Die Hard, what I'm really hearing is that you've never seen the pilot episode of Family Matters...
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7 years
After 33 years of loving 'em, 17 of which spent hunting them down, I finally have the complete 1st series of Crestwood House Monster books!
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3 years
Anyone else checked out the new “Toys R Us” at Macys? It’s…something.
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3 years
The biggest regret of my entire life? Not buying this Battle Cat hopper…
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2 years
My daughter just excitedly ran up to me and declared that she has a shell and that I am to address her as Leonardo now. Then she turned around and showed me her shell…
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You know what I love about a good vintage paper Halloween decoration? The ones with the weird little nonsensical details. The odd safety pin on a sleeve, the metal plate mending a hip bone, one shoe untied, a random band-aid, or a horseshoe in place of a rib bone.
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1 year
The perfect High Five has never been captur….oh wait.
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1 year
Weird things I’m obsessed with part 7,391, Frozen Moments food pop art pieces by Geoffrey Rose. I saw one of these for the first time in a model home when my family was house-hunting in the late 80s. I wanted my parents to buy the house thinking I could have the mid-pour Coke…
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6 years
90s camouflage
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2 years
So, we just inherited a bunch of fun stuff that once belonged to my wife’s grandfather. He worked in the grocery store industry as a buyer and was gifted a million tchotchkes from brands and retailers. Here’s an example. Apparently there are three huge tubs coming our way 😋
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3 years
Branded in the 80s is...done.
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7 years
TFW you find out you and your wife are expecting and then the ultrasound tech announces you're having twins...
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7 years
Sooooo. I totally got married yesterday to the coolest, hottest, most talented lady I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. #IAdoreMyWife
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7 years
Every dead media US release of The Monster Squad! Laser Disc, Beta, VHS ex-rental, VHS screener only, and sealed mint VHS copy.
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2 years
Alright Monster Squad folks, I am so stoked to work with @terror_vision on their release of The Monster Squad score on cassette! I redesigned 10 of my trading cards for this release!
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2 years
Attention TV mailing list folks…check your email (spam included). A fun blast just went out. xo
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3 years
2000% worth it.
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8 months
For anyone that needs to know this, My Pet Monster’s shackles perfectly fit adult wrists…
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3 years
So how does one go about getting a box of cereal professionally graded and slabbed. I think this is easily a 9.2 A+
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7 years
Lunchboxes seen in the wild today. Too expensive to buy, but a ton of fun to stare at... #80s #lunchbox #knightrider #dukesofhazzard
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4 years
Now that I have a daughter, holy crap, this thing seems even more important. I have to figure out how to make one I guess...
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1 year
Little known fact, the first podcast ever was recorded on one of these cassettes…
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4 years
Annual reminder that anything is possible. I mean, the Garbage Pail Kids movie even had a freaking billboard in L.A., so get on your dreams and make them real.
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1 year
Do you think anyone has ever proposed with a Toybiz Wolverine mask ring?
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1 year
Finally snagged my favorite Micro Machine from childhood. Is it cliché that it’s a red Lamborghini Countach? Probably. I don’t care. Love it.
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11 months
Score
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1 year
I think I found my urn…
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4 years
This one took some time to research and compile, very image intensive. But I can confidently say that this is one of the most comprehensive Trend scratch ‘n sniff stickers of the 80s pieces (at least for what most folks know them for...)
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3 years
What's something trivial that keeps you awake at night? I'll go first, what did Alexander Knox do with that grant that Bruce Wayne gave him in the first Batman movie?
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6 years
Things I saw in the Poconos last weekend. A trading card vending machine complete with packs from the 90s. I didn’t weep (though I would have had there been OG Garbage Pail Kids inside)
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2 years
I stan Dial Tone
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2 years
In my best Millhouse voice: “ALF is BACK, in puppet form!”
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4 years
So, let’s try this. Anyone want to...?
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4 years
Can’t believe I’m actually holding a legit official copy of RAD on blu-ray. I’ve literally waited 20 years for this...
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3 years
Remember when you could see the actual Doritos you were about to buy through the clear window in the bag? So you could pick the one that had the most flavor-dusted chips?
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5 years
For those weekday peeps. Worked on a set of trading cards for the Karate Kid that I’m kind of proud of...
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6 years
My wife @shezcrafti & I just made the cutest goddamn thing!
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2 years
Also, we completed the hat trick today. My suggestion? Keep going back to the same store. Ours switched them out each day…
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6 years
Operation: Turn Basement storage room into a mini Video Rental Store is in full swing!
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3 years
Holy crap! The Halloween gods are shining on us this year, Ghost Dots are BACK!!!!!
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Kind of resent the fact that the Abrams/Topps line of books dedicated to vintage trading cards and stickers petered out before they made a Dinosaurs Attack or Ugly Stickers volumes. Can you imagine what the Batman ‘89 volume would look like?!
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4 years
What’s your PSA JLA?
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4 years
Dear 1991 Marvel editors. What. In. The. Hell. Were. You. Thinking?!?
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1 year
Just read this to my daughter last night for the first time and it’s the first time she immediately requested we re-read a book. That was a light I am so proud to see flip on…
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m. night shyamalan could never never pull off a twist ending this powerful
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Scoped these new Ben Cooper Star Wars costumes at Target. Had no idea the brand was making a comeback…
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Me: Mom, I REALLY want some Star Wars stickers. My Mom: I found these Not Star Wars stickers at Woolworths. Me: Not Star Wars? My Mom: It's basically Star Wars, though legally, not really. Me: Why is R2-D2 so sad? My Mom: Not R2-D2 son, not really.
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@mike_daws My inner monologue walking artist alley: “Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact…” My inner monologue tabling at artist alley: “Make more eye contact, Make more eye contact…”
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3 years
Yeah, well worth the $8.
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4 years
I did it. I bought the silliest piece of Star Wars merch ever. I now own Luke Skywalker soap. I literally heard a nerd achievement unlocking sound when I opened the package. It sounded like my wife’s disappointed sigh.
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4 years
Soooo, Wal-Mart went from no 2020 MOTU to only stocking Skeletor. Weird...
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4 years
Confession time. From Aug 1988 to Dec 1989 I asked my folks for $2 school lunch money in lieu of a packed lunch. Every day I bought one pack of Hostess Dunkin’ Stix from the vending machine for 45¢, then pocketed the remaining $1.55 each day & splurged on comics every Saturday.
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3rd and final test: “Hey, them lids ain’t lids!” It’s true, the new pails don’t have a lid. This is kind of irrefutable. But, as intended the pails are for trick or treating. So, how do they pass the accepting candy test?!? Finding: I’ll let the video speak for itself…
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4 years
What about...The Other Ghostbusters?! A new piece up at Branded... This one took a lot of time to put together, so RTs are very much appreciated 😬
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5 years
Someone, quick, stop me from buying this...
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