MamQwathi @Sese_Noni Twitter profile

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

Usele iDom Perignon gqiba uzofuna imali yase UCT kuthi. Baphambene abantu.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

This tweet is going over your heads. Mna I stopped entertaining a guy that was taking me to fine restaurants kodwa ndiyasokola eres. Clearly awufun' kundi phucula mos.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Ocsoze

hm.

@ohmydhiye

5 years

Ocsober boyz or nah?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@mzilanontobeko @Omphile_Pops @_MveloMakhanya "Why would u be bothered" Is that a question? That's where the problem starts. I don't know if you guys think other people are made of intsimbi and you yourselves are the only ones that bleed.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

@_Sammy_Sam__ The ANC has some stupid event. Kukho uMbalula use casino bathi akazophuma pha abantu are tired. Akho mbane, akho manzi Komani is just a mess.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

@Zee_Nomji @Hlehle_Lupindo Very important ugowa whilst you are still in the relationship. Wophuma uphuma ugrand. Ndagowa iweekend and the Monday mna qha nda right. Nina nibala iinyanga. No ways.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Got stuck ndisiya endodeni same man couldn't even come jump start me. I hate him so much.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

@PowerwolfTj Please give it to me. I need a new LED monitor

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

Today

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

I love abahlali base Komani. Mbalula makahambe!

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@dr_lovelee @tumisole Y'all love distorting peoples intended meanings.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

@LilithaB_ Tshini

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@mabhusulagc My friend Mihlali makes and sells these in Queenstown. Surprise your girlfriends.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Mayor yase Komani. Nise njeni mos 😭

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Yes. Lost 25kgs.

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@MohauSam

5 years

Have you achieved your 2019 New Year's Resolutions?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@sebati_trudy How can a perpetrator in orange overalls ever be portrayed as a victim. They've got the wrong end of the stick then. Or me

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Lemme listen to some Burna Boy to amp myself up.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

@Benedicta_power @SbwlClothing @mihlalii_n Not hers

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

I survived Covid 19 pneumonia 🙏🏾

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

Ponte apartments. They used to be beautiful before Hillbrow and Yeoville were run down.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

I’m reselling new bikinis in different designs & colours ❤️. Fixed it

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@_oceansgrey

2 years

I’ve just launched new bikinis in different designs & colours ❤️. Visit : Or 0795781661 🤍

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@leratokganyago Queenstown Girls' High School.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@PeruMorkels

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

10 months

I've never been on a train. Jhb to Cpt sounds good

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@PRASA_Group

10 months

KeDezember and PRASA is pleased to announce that you can now travel from JHB to Cape Town or Durban at less than a R1000 for a single trip. If you are travelling to Durban, bring your car along at an additional affordable fee! #Ziyabuya #SummerTravels

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

"YOLO Lounge(High-end Tavern in Queenstown)" 😂😂 my cousins and I sat at a table and expected to be served. Kunani imenu.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

Only when my period is near

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@_Hybreed_

6 years

Ladies, do y'all feel anything when we do this?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

@vuyiking79 @iSendim_ phola sisi.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@MikeClarence2 @AdvBarryRoux *Sigcawu. Drop the x and n please.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

People of Komani are tired.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

Mfonyozo!

Sey🇬🇭

@em_k__

6 years

How will you rate your first sex ?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Just burnt my tongue nge tea 😭😭

Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

6 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

ANC eKomani is shameless. There is hardly any electricity eMagxaki. Amanzi are a myth. My aunt tells me they have to hire a truck as abahlali to come collect their refuse.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

Please make more and post guys I'm enjoying these videos so much. #InfluencerChallenge

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@bontle_mlambo Just when I'd made up my mind that I'm never having kids. She's precious.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

The consistency and the content of my fave Youtubers @noziqamngana and @ZiyandaMav . ❤

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

8 months

Smart woman from Queenstown. She even had her own show at one point.

Thembi Matroshe

@ThembiMatroshe

8 months

It’s the fact that Madiba’s private chef leveraged the name and proximity, and wrote multiple cookbooks for me 😭

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

Good morning 😛

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@mno_mtshixa @MikeClarence2 @AdvBarryRoux Its just a spelling correction bhut' wam

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

@ayingoanonimous Please spell Barbie as "Bhabhi"

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

I want to put a heart emoji next to his contact 💀. Small steps. Nothing hectic.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

@_2020Virgin @Yamo_Uncapped I tweeted that. Check my pinned tweet. And I'm Xhosa

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@MasterC_SA @realnickjgood @DingileZikhona I still don't understand. That statement alone perpetuates stigma.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Thief credit me. Someone asked him "can I use this " uthi "sure" lol y'all lack creativity fok

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

I wanna buy myself designer items this year. I'm going to start with those Ted Baker sneakers then I'm buying myself a Maxhosa bucket hat.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Entire country is being ghosted

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

3 years

My Omicron symptoms: Fatigue (extreme) Itchy eyes Sore body and joints Scratchy throat Sinus infection Headache (excruciating) This variant was worse than the one I got 2020 December.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

First day of work tomorrow 🤭

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

I need the cops and ambulance at 93 gomery ave pleasr

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

@BGhazzi @TashyGin Mnqund wakho sbal

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

3 years

Friend bluticks you on 3 consecutive weekends. Athi gqi yesterday with some lame excuse. Shap. Then texts you this morning borrowing money. Is she using you? I think I'm being used.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

A hoe of a man who sleeps with anyone who's willing. A man who is accessible to everyone. Ndoda whose weakness is imbhatyo.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Bought pads in bulk yesterday. @Clicks_SA do you take returns? I might just need that money for @Pampers 😪🤧

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

Staying away from married men.

Sam The Challenger

@MohauSam

4 years

What subject can you give a masterclass on?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

Nam ndiyacela, cel a upasa. one card. Dlala Jesus!

limited lamar.

@leighdabula_

6 years

Ndiyacela, ndicela ukupassa.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Nothing works in Komani. Frontier Hospital is a mess. A relative was admitted there in December. It has only gotten worse.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

This one YouTuber asked for a takeaway coz she started feeling bad about being at a restaurant without her kids. And we must believe being a parent is fun? Aw ngeke.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

@Sbuda_MoLife Nina nenza kanjani? This is how we also do things. We've never had a seperate unveiling.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

Aramex is shit!

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

3 years

I've been so happy lately. And it's not just indoda. Life naye nje in general has become much better. Bendikhe ndagowa shem.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

@Anele "Back like umqolo" 😂😂

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

#NgiyamuthandaKodwa uyathanda ucengwa so tsek

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Enjoyed Dee Koala's interview with Slikour so much. Slikour was thoroughly entertained.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Abantu base Komani better vote the ANC out.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

11 months

I don't know ndinganjani as a mom and I don't want to find out.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@VusiThembekwayo English people abajwayelani

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Those lazy bums waiting for the shuttle by Dunes just walk to school fam. It's the least you can do for your body.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

@KayGeezus Ndimlahlile 😭😩

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Mnqund ka good enough shem

DemoLa

@DemoOfUK

5 years

As a wife, if you are good enough. Believe me, your husband wouldn't look outside, he wouldn't marry another wife.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

May I never be broke again 🙏🏾

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

I don't find tribal jokes funny. Phumani eEastern Cape so you can stop being so narrow minded. Xhosa people are the worst. Abazilibali.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

@_m_unique He definitely went for looks and brains.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 months

When my celibacy ends I'm getting on to the PREP injection. Every 2 months.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

I'm drinking 🫣 on a Monday

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Love how Nienaber didn't throw him under the bus in the interview.

Oom Rugby

@Oom_Rugby

2 years

guy's please... must we post (again) all the many gifs of Elton running penetrating attack for the Boks. you know it is true. you have seen it to say now he is a bad player because of 40 minutes after not playing a second of rugby for 6 months is quite irational and ridiculous

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

The cops are here thanks

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

They didn't have electricity most of December when my dad's cousin was there.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@JennRoro It has nothing to do with the other woman!!

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

I went to the Centurion taxi rank in Jan 2021 and it was just dusty no infrastructure. When I went again in June the rank had been built and complete. It took them more than 10 years to build the Komani taxi rank. Bayiqala ndise high school ndinde ndaphuma evarsity ingeka gqitywa

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

@Mbuyazi0 Don't argue guys. Leave him alone

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

Please keep the stories of your parents beating this virus coming. 🙏🏿

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Ndalahlwa Friday. Kamnandi it was pay day. Ndanxila Friday night. Nda right Saturday dealt with my hangover. Went out for late lunch with my twin Sunday ndatya iburger egcwele ziinyembezi. Went to work Monday crying kwathiwa mandigoduke nge lunch. Decided to be grand Tuesday.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@Saucedturkey @CanzMaCanz Trigger warning ffs!!

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

Morning! 😃

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Haibo Zikhali nguwe lo @Makazole16 🔥🔥

Fashion MOEments

@FashionMOEments

2 years

Makazole Mapimpi on the cover of GQ’s May/June issue, by Austin Malema.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Triggered by those images of Namhla's bruised body. Ebebethwa ngantoni yhu😭😭💔💔💔💔 #justicefornamhla

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

6 years

My twin quickly told my mom "mama protect your peace" in other words yenza ngathi awuyibonanga. 😂

Soweto Ink Tattoo Lifestyle 🇿🇦 🇧🇼

@sowetoiink

6 years

When your Parents found about your tattoo /Tattoos what was their reaction ?

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

I knew Nakho was lying in some of her story times but I didn't know ungcolile. Yho

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Hppiness is never seeing your ex again.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

My parents amaze me sometimes. Back in 2018 they had my cousin living with schizophrenia come live with them. I'd come home this one weekend and when dad came to pick me up from ultra city he told me my cousin was at home and was living them until he could get better.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

Nakho is disgusting

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

Stop posting imiphanga yeminye imizi on your statuses abanikazi bengekayiva. Ewe sonke sine ndaba dm your friends rather. Status yenye nje into.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

Lol Mihlali says the fart was a joke. Her editor put it in there. Uyaxoka.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

Take your certificate and get off the stage!

Dineo

@dineonono

1 year

h8 igraduation theatrics so much 💀

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

2 years

@Mrs_Kamza @moesuttle Lol awuziva

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

3 years

Music is subjective. So joke is on you really.

pablo

@siya_ndika

3 years

Abalele is really not the song ya'll think it is 😂😂

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

@uBlackMadikane @ntsikimazwai Her account is suspended...

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

When I started running i weighed 95kg with a pace of 9/km. I now weigh 70kg. I'd love to weigh 60.

MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Terrible pace. Think I just need to get used to running in this area.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

1 year

This video makes me so happy. New week new energy.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

5 years

Anzujola mna xaktyiwa starch esingaka. No wonder nityeba.

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MamQwathi

@Sese_Noni

4 years

When I still weighed close to 100kgs. Look at my pace. Look at my time. But ndaqhubeka. It now takes me 36min to complete a 5k run. Also my inclines are crazy.

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