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As luck would have it I've settled into my role as the good guy. I guess luck is on your side.

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Joined June 2010
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
11 months
kanti who's gonna bring Cleo Sol to us, i'm ready to dress is'nirox sculpture 🥺, bese bathi Zoe, Manana, Langa and many more sikhale siye ekhaya and never forget that day.
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Yasuke
5 years
your lower back has never touched your bed.
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Yasuke
5 years
Lmao. Good luck finding that nigga.
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
5 years
On my way to steal your dad. 🥰 #DLTBrunch
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Yasuke
5 years
this is ridiculous how do you expect kids to pay for these?.
@BabyNgema
Baby Ngema
5 years
Hi guys. I run a kids car dealership. Jeep R4500 Ford Ranger R5000 📍 Wonderpark mall Pretoria
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Yasuke
8 months
Bouncer:“Caps not allowed” Gents:
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Out of Context Human Race
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Yasuke
8 months
The problem is that you’re arguing nabantu abahamba ama bash, of course you can’t dress like that eshisanyama.
@SunshineMkhize
Ntomb’enhle ❤️
8 months
Also that outfit at a festive is normal. People free the nipple at daisies and Bacardi and we keep it moving. Niyahlupha
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Yasuke
3 years
Perfection is a disease, it’s some hate shit, or whatever beyonce said. Malini Le shandis?.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
7 years
But nobody in the world loves you as much as her in that state 😂
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Yasuke
7 years
but you'll eventually have to decide if you want to stand or sit, you'll get tired so.
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Yasuke
7 years
@NomzamoMbatha lalela, i got you wena babes 😂❤️
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6 years
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Yasuke
7 years
what @hm should've printed.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
5 years
Angina crush so jokes on you
@MrMenziN
Menzi
5 years
Crush yakho ayikufuni
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5 years
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Yasuke
7 years
Open for a surprise.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
4 years
the switch up, when your partner eventually gets tired of pretending to be compatible with you because they wanted you so bad they had to change their image to align with yours even though it's not sustainable.
@_skhu_
Skhu Rashid Nkomphela📸
4 years
What scares you the most about relationships? 🤔
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
4 years
Having asteroids land here.
@DegreatMurster
The Man🇿🇦
4 years
Bomboclaat
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Yasuke
2 years
vabbing.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
6 years
i personally don't answer anyone's phone when it rings, even if its in my hands.
@SneMbathaReal
Sinethemba Mbatha
6 years
Do you guys answer your girlfriend's/boyfriend's phone when it rings?
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Yasuke
7 years
kim: babe i can't do this anymore, i can't breathe in thes... Kanye: one more outfit babe, just one. come on who taught you?. kim: you did... Kanye: who taught you? kim: yeezy taught me. kanye: that's my girl
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Yasuke
6 years
only real @Blaklez fans can hear this t-shirt.
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Yasuke
7 years
this must be what being part of delivery twitter feels like thank you mufasa! rea leboga @CassperNyovest @Shop_FamilyTree 🙏🏾🔥😭 #FillUpFNB
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Yasuke
7 years
which one are we wearing to Oppikoppi @Less_Mo ?
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Yasuke
4 years
IT CAN ONLY BE, FATHER STRETCH MY HANDS 🙌🏾
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@XXL
XXL Magazine
4 years
What’s the first song you think of when you hear, “If young Metro don’t trust you I’m gon’ shoot you”
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6 years
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
3 years
Guys if you see a prominent member of the government anywhere , mshaye 😭.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
4 years
If I woke up on a Sunday morning and ntate thuso was playing I’d probably weep because that’d mean I was reunited with my grandmother again 😭
@tsholo_rabotsho
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4 years
Nothing says I'm home like Thuso Motaung blaring on the radio on a Sunday morning.
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Yasuke
5 years
"you're fine as you are babe" "You don't need gym" "men with muscles 😷" then she goes and climbs @Tino_Chinyani 's hands 🙄. stay woke young kings.
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Yasuke
5 years
SO YOU GUYS ARE TELLING ME THAT WE LITERALLY HAVE TO WAKE UP EVERYDAY FOR AS LONG AS WE’RE NOT DEAD😭.
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Yasuke
5 years
LMAOOOOO
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Yasuke
3 years
First day at a new job, let’s get it.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
7 years
will looking like he about to risk it all for the 4623427346th time.
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Yasuke
6 years
@thizo__m disappeared to the front. you're welcome.
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Yasuke
4 years
you want kids but when was the last time you were happy?.
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Yasuke
5 years
your girlfriend will laugh until she cries tryna tell you a dry ass joke, now you're just there half smiling like an idiot because she is your girl.
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Yasuke
6 years
Car abandoned by Corlett drive off ramp. If you lost a maroon Renault nayi
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Yasuke
6 years
Are we gonna put Claire Mawisa in the dictionary next to the word “consistent” or nah?.
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Yasuke
3 years
Can’t believe people die and you never ever see them again and that’s supposed to be a norm.
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Yasuke
8 years
WHO KILLED THE LOOK?. @CassperNyovest vs @BigSean
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Yasuke
7 years
"WE WANT THE WHOLE THING, WHOOOLE THING, WE WANT, WE WANT..."
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Yasuke
4 years
This is a @Ruff_atm appreciation tweet 🙏🏾.
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Yasuke
4 years
kwaze kwabhora e earth.
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Yasuke
5 years
I'M OVER THE MOOOOON 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #KFCProposal
@DonaldInDenial
DON TIKI
5 years
I’ve been tagged so many times on this, I need venue, date & time. Can whoever is in charge DM me 🙏🏽 #KFCProposal
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Yasuke
7 years
i really hope y'all are converting all this distruction boyz talk to sales neh?. ningazo rasa mahala la. purchase!
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
4 years
Should’ve known what that “OKAY” meant 😭
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
5 years
MMUSI STILL HAS TO GET HOME AND BE ANGRY IN ENGLISH 😭😭😭😭.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
6 years
Is this your porn star!?
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Yasuke
5 years
Yes, yes, yes, by who though?.
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Yasuke
5 years
Why haven't we knocked off, kunini sivukile? 😭
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Yasuke
4 years
never gave up on love ❤️.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
7 years
majid jordan's Her is still that joint.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
3 years
“Having money isn’t everything” - a billionaire
@HermaineM
Hermaine M
3 years
You'll never enjoy Twitter if you're obsessed about followers !!
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Yasuke
7 years
our kid's weddings are going to be lit b/c less "ubekezele" speeches and more "men are trash maka bheda buya ekhaya mtwanam" ❤️.
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Yasuke
7 years
Anyways it’s mic check, mr main event is about to go live in his leather jacket dripping saucy, we lit 🙌🏾
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Yasuke
7 years
maybe a tracksuit sponsor by Mufasa @CassperNyovest this year?, we did the most lol @DhlomoV #FillUpFnbStadium
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Yasuke
6 years
@DJZinhle @PearlThusi Nathi 🔥❤️
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
7 years
Then goes on about how much love he has for both dudes and tries to invite cassper to the booth as well. Mufasa ain’t having it.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
8 years
COOLEST AD I'VE SEEN TODAY, WELL DONE @Nike #Caster4Gold
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Yasuke
7 years
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@NomzamoMbatha
Nomzamo Mbatha
7 years
"What's real is what's beautiful We're all human. We're more similar than we are different..." #DoYouStories #DoYou
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Yasuke
5 years
O Lora maka o robetse so, HAI
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Yasuke
4 years
kids are too permanent for you to have them without a solid plan.
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Yasuke
5 years
It let you drive 25 Kms, it’s been fucked up lol
@Zbu_M
Zbu
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I drove with my handbrake up for like a good 25 Km’s 😩🙈 is my car fucked now?
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
9 years
Disowning all my black friends who send me white emoji like we're not free now.
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Yasuke
7 years
you didn't see adidas pants.
@SneMbathaReal
Sinethemba Mbatha
7 years
Guys I saw Adidas pants with 2 stripes😒😣 I'm hurt💔
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Yasuke
4 years
I know my fighter 🔥
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Yasuke
7 years
safe trip babes, ngizok'khumbula 😭 🖤 @NomzamoMbatha
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Yasuke
6 years
@CassperNyovest let's do this
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Yasuke
5 years
This man did it for us non-six packers world wide, we back in the game baby 🔥
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Yasuke
5 years
my lil sister, 7 y/o, just saw these pictures and said "you're living a beautiful life" 😂
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Yasuke
6 years
THE FACT THAT NONE OF MY FRIENDS THOUGHT ABOUT BEING MUSICIANS, THAT MAYBE THEY'D BE FAMOUS RIGHT NOW AND RICH AND I'D BE IN THE BANDWAGON LIVING LA VIDA LOCA AND TOURING THE WORLD FOR FREE.
@AinaDada_
under construction
6 years
What are you mad about today?
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Yasuke
7 years
@Troniiq_Sithole bamba njayam, next time don't tint the windows in the front
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Yasuke
7 years
december must come so i can get this drunk 😭
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Yasuke
5 years
Do you guys understand how angry you have to be to spit in a tweet?. Lmao you guys have never been angry.
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Yasuke
3 years
2 days later.
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Yasuke
3 years
100% relate to this one. I’m doing the work and I can definitely feel the change coming soon 🙏🏾.
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Yasuke
4 years
How’s your back holding up?
@TweezyZA
TweezyZA
4 years
Gold Boys Worldwide!!!!!! 😭🔥🚀🏆 #Amademoni by @casspernyovest ft. & produced by Tweezy has been certified Gold with streams of 1.3 Million 🔥🚀🏆 #SADrill is doing mad numbers! God is faithful 🙏🏾❤️
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7 years
saturday must come already, i'm tired of being asked "will you be there". kunini ngi reply'a. ngizo gcina ngingayi phela hao #FillUpFnbStadium
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Yasuke
5 years
that's it, i'm calling Ramsey.
@LordGmza
Julio Giubulacho
5 years
Kota ye R500
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Yasuke
6 years
saw a "o jewa keng" tweet that said "my psychologist committed suicide". who's there to save the hero?.
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Yasuke
4 years
Just popped in to remind you that eventually you’ll have to leave the survival mode, upushile, uphandile, yiskhathi sok’phefumula.
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Yasuke
4 years
😭
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Yasuke
3 years
Drama, over this? 🤣
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Yasuke
7 years
mega is doing the things, shoulder rollin, the works and he almost drops my phone because he grabs my hand mid performance
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Yasuke
9 months
We really need that Galxboy x Gorilla Glue collab.
@Ketso28
Hiba 🌻
9 months
GalXBoy for the culture 💀💀😂
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Yasuke
7 years
Mufasa leaves the club annoyed, but he hugged JR in the process so there’s no love lost there, I think.
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Yasuke
4 years
its definitely crack.
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Yasuke
3 years
“The colour you’re wearing ing’qeda uthando because i lav-ender” - @Okay_Wasabi
@DALiii_Danger
ᴅᴀʟɪ.
3 years
Purple Matter 💜😈 Dressed by @ItsALifestyleHC ❤️‍🔥
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
5 years
Baby are you coming 🙌🏾🙌🏾?
@solangeknowles
solange knowles
5 years
Numero Berlin 🖤
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Yasuke
7 years
can't wait to have my own place. lots of money. join cooking classes. gym full time. change cellphone numbers and just travel.
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Yasuke
7 years
@iiAmBatho @Leseeedi only doing the lord's work.
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Yasuke
3 years
Soft landings November. Let’s go 🙏🏾.
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Yasuke
5 years
This year alone this song has been on a heavier rotation than your songs combined.
@Sjava_atm
Sjava indlalifa
5 years
I am aware of the false allegations relating to abuse & assault contained in tweets by Yamikani Banda (Lady Zamar) on 29 October 2019 and the media articles based on those allegations. On the advice of my legal advisors, I am pursuing the matter through formal legal channels.
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Yasuke
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Influencers don’t engage with their followers, just their ‘friends’ until it’s time to push promo then it’s “please engage with my content”.
@IamKumbi
Kumbi-M on Cars
6 months
Phume asked a genuine question. Because vele why do you guys suddenly stop supporting us when we post paid work? It’s like the moment we use the hashtag ‘AD’ or you see ‘Paid Partnership’ yol just don’t engage. 😣 @phume22
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Yasuke
8 years
are you ever gonna play fair @NomzamoMbatha ?. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Yasuke
6 years
the money to send you back home.
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Yasuke
5 years
Anisebadala that time. The whole weekend udliswa ama go slo, ba ho tebetse heno, o hobo?.
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@Oblivy_
Yasuke
2 years
Maybe against women and children sure.
@Dowsky26
Kim Hui-Mang
2 years
Guys, do you think if Cupcake were to call on all men aged 18-35 to defend SA in WW3 , we would win??
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