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Witch. Wolf. Queer. Cute. Sparklette. She/Her. 🌞

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@SeriousAndDeep
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2 years
@mylafish Of course I know what a woman is. I once saw a void in the world, a space where a woman should be, and yet she was not. And I said: no more. I built her form from the ashes, sculpting her in the negative space behind my mirrors.
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@SeriousAndDeep
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@KatyMontgomerie That's almost an hour and a half a day. If I spent that long doing something every day, I'd be rightfully called obsessed.
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@stacycay Kamalaye faithful
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@Mr_Wind_Up_Bird @lalonde @bnferguson @GergelyOrosz I had a colleague in America who was fired because she was back at work two weeks after giving birth, and because she didn't have anyone else who could look after her kid they she had to bring them into the office.
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@KindaSortaMaebe I used to wear cat ears at my old job, but my new desk is right next to our training room where we have clients in, so... not this time :(
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@MengelMinis "What if the lobotomization doesn't take and he sometimes remembers parts of his life?" "I don't understand. Would that be a problem, would it get in the way of the door opening?"
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@mysti_mole My flatmate. She doesn't pay rent or help about the house, but on the other hand she doesn't buy her own food either. I love her so much.
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@DavidofSeattle @TypicalTahdig If only more things could be hell on micro-managers!
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@unoffensive112 If only they'd all been in there at the time.
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@TheMattWain Doesn't Sunak look tired?
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@girldrawsghosts Tbf buying a cybertruck is user error so.
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@AnnMemmott Last time I was at the dentist... Me : I'll warn you in advance. I haven't been to the dentist for a while and I am very anxious. Dentist : There's nothing to be anxious about. Me : You're about to stick needles and heavy tools in my mouth. I figure that's worth some anxiety.
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@Angelica_Reed1 @esjesjesj As a test subject, or...?
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9 months
The name you're waiting for is Rowling. The name you're waiting for is Forstater. The name you're waiting for is Parker. The name you're waiting for is Joyce. The name you're waiting for is every hateful bigot that used those kids as a weapon.
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@ohadelaide "Rescued," not stole. That kitty needed a person and you stepped up to be them.
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@MetroUK Sue demonstrating there why she is so classy. All it takes, if you mess up, is an apology and doing better next time. It's that simple.
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@gothosfolly21 @Sandford_Police Because right-wingers are obsessed with making their existence an issue. Trans folk would rather you didn't hear about them.
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@grapespear @carolinekwan "I'm not condoning him, but *condones him*".
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@NickySimpson98 I wonder if he's going to go full "vaccines cripple you".
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@jamieelisefoto3 Graham has been married once and divorced once, so the regret rate for marrying him is 100%.
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@BitsHammer Ah that well known woke habit; summoning a neverborn from space hell, binding it to a war machine created by an insane genius, and using it as part of a crusade to conquer the universe in the name of the dark gods.
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@EntryLvlNut I have feet outside the normal sizes for women, which makes buying shoes difficult because I refuse to spend money at crossdresser shops - if they're not going to take me seriously, then no monies for them.
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@SarahEJoyal @CatieOsaurus And that non-alcoholic drink should also not be the same price as the alcoholic one...
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@CerberusXt There's a weird group of gamers who want spiders in everything purely because some folk are scared of them. I've been given shit by gamers for not using spiders in my rpg campaigns, because I used to run for an arachnaphobe, so I switched to using creepy beetles instead.
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@RickC49473911 @morgan_sung I don't think you understand just how much money 200.9 billion USD *is*. That's not just enough money to live comfortably for life. It's such a staggeringly large amount of money that we just can't cope with it.
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@MasterArtist420 @what_eats_owls > mob rule Er... you remember that the trial was due to Trump's attempt to use a mob as his last shot at overturning an election that he lost, right? He was trying to use a mob to intimidate or eliminate his political opposition. And he's got away with it.
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@PierreJouet @flowerymagenta So you admit there isn't a conflict of interest, you're just saying "they're trans" and hoping that's the same thing.
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@EntryLvlNut As a vers / switch it's insane. I need all of them at different points, they're all different feelings!
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@Ida_Clemens But the crowd bays for blood, which is surely more important than protecting innocent people working in tough circumstances or finding out the underlying systematic failures which actually caused the deaths.
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@girlcel_ @LizarddFish The fact there are LGBTQ+ orgs who openly tell people that DIY is illegal.
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@KindaSortaMaebe Colleagues where I used to work would sometimes come up to me and say the ears made them smile :)
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@sue_davison3 @JoshuaPotash They obviously could have found her later, demonstrated by how they went ahead and did that. This was a combination of cops wanting to exercise their car chase fantasies, and them wanting to enact punishment rather than doing their actual jobs.
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@TheScotsman @CalumRoss23 Has she tried identifying as a law-abiding citizen?
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@blindrapture All I remember of it is the deeply aggressive nihilism; it's message that the biggest sin is to actually care, just let things continue to be bad.
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@ProfSunnySingh @setoacnna @10DowningStreet Is the sofa made of wall. Or is the wall made of sofa. The sofa screams, for it does not know.
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@Glinner @AliArthPainter @No7Sammy Glinner in the post-nut-clarity phase, before he dives back in for today's fourth round of hand-to-glans combat.
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@PierreJouet @flowerymagenta What conflict of interest?
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@RyButler2 @bloodberry_tart If you didn't know it was a day collar, then it wasn't one.
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@SophieMolly_OFF That's the entire point, they want trans people to be an underclass that can be attacked at a whim.
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@CryptoOccultist @EmmaMCrossan If only you "men going your own way" actually would just go your own way and stop popping back to tell us what you think we're missing. Hint : we don't want, need, or miss you.
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@wontgoon Whatever teenage girls like *always* gets shat on excessively, no matter the age of the teenage girl. Hate it. Hate seeing girls taught "misogyny is gonna rule your life!" right from the start.
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@rotorbabe @bmay If -0.3 is going backwards and worthy of a news story, isn't -4.3 even worse? Roughly 14 times worse?
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@planktontitty @cantaloupcatboy @BBCBweaking It's you, dearest. You're the one that's more tragic.
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@DarkEden21 @HeatherHerbert_ I wish for a meeting to show my car to the tax man.
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@oliverbrown_tel @fairplaywomen In what way exactly is 'organisation formed with the express purpose of fighting against transgender equality' anything less than a factual and neutral statement about them?
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"Could you describe your sexuality in three words please, Tabitha?"
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@HJoyceGender Joycie babes, at least have the decency to pretend to be embarrassed about getting caught reading your beanflickers on the train.
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@BitsHammer The same group that would openly tell Carrie Fisher they wanked over her.
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@JoezMcfLy @brandenjohnson That's called a PC. Heck, you can pick up cheap handhelds these days that will run most things up to the PS2, with the Saturn as the majority exception, or something like a steam deck and have decades of PC classics and some mod rn titles too.
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@momatoes Feet of Clay is so massively queer. Cheery's plot about defining femininity for herself resonated so hard for me as a trans person.
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@BBCNews Shoplifting from the major supermarkets is an utterly victimless event. They expect and are insured for it, and they were always going to increase the prices anyway, regardless. There are more important matters to contend with - like why people are so poor they need to shoplift.
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@SolarTronGaming @CerberusXt Fine, I'll bite. What does an anti-pride camo even look like?
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@LGBwiththeT We all know what they want is the trans woman fired, and they know we know.
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@CerberusXt When the game came out, their side was producing "realism" mods that... Removed female, queer, and non-white characters. They've always whined about how woke it was.
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@SophieMolly_OFF I took that photo! (The one of the cutie, not the one of the bigot!)
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@Team0Percent Finishing on Mar10 would be perfection.
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@judgementshae There's a Wikipedia page devoted to the problematic episodes of It's Always Sunny.
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@speakoutsister They're non-gendering her, in the same way they would a trans woman. It's like a less overtly hateful version of misgendering (But it still is misgendering her!)
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@PoliticoForYou Hi Lizzy babes - as a member of the UTM, we were actually on your side the entire way, as you seemed to be the only person who hated the UK more than we do! Grats on knocking off ol' Queenie, we were trying for years and you got her first go. Fancy a job? Love and light, Tabs xox
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@SophieMolly_OFF I Have No Chromosomes And I Must Whine On Twitter About Trans Women
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@AnnMemmott Because they don't consider disabled people to be people.
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@usatgraphics ...and with your help, we can get it even closer next year.
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@turnthetide2018 @qanonwinemom I'm glad your daughter has found someone that loves her!
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@boygrrI I don't think the game is clear as to whether the Stray is a boy or girl cat, so clearly Woke, even before you get to the robots and their criticisms of modern-day life!
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@RealCoffeeChoco @HollywoodHandle They're trying to erase men by... Having one as the lead, or at least co-lead, character?
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@foxsoldier35 @BitsHammer Stop giving Musk your money then.
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@TungusBusko Idk, a lot of men's fashion discussion is just classist wank, but I like his takedowns of Tate-like guys. I'm a sucker for deeply refined cattiness like that.
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@HLeeHurley It smacks of a tantrum, "But I wrote a REPORT!". If she wanted her report to be respected by literally anyone, she should have done it better.
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@TrumanShowAut @DaraMWilson Not even that! "You didn't human Right. What's the right way to human, you ask? Well first of all, asking that ain't it."
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@Treydemark_ @MattsStupidArt It wasn't "I want games with bad graphics" as much as "I want game dev to be sustainable and this is what it will take".
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@AnoneySnufftan @AltHistCody Out-of-universe it was originally a satire of fascism and authoritarianism, you are not meant to see the imperium as good guys. You are meant to see the pointless cruelty say "is this acceptable, given Everything" and answer "no".
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@JinkiesJerrica One of my most treasured possessions is a Starbucks paper cup holder. That was the first time I used my real name in public; that was the first time someone else used it for me, too.
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@BRXINBUSTERR Happy for Starks. Hopefully they give him the edge he needs to push his career a bit more, dude has the potential to be FIRE.
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The purpose of the Cass Review was to harm trans kids. That's it.
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Well I tried and I won't ever stop until the block on puberty blockers is overturned. #TransKidsDeserveBetter
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@xildelphi > Can't harm clients by hurting them > Can't harm clients by not hurting them Cue the most awkward phone call with Susan Calvin that anybody ever had...
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@CriticalCupcake @AnimeBibleVerse Because clearly you put the effort in to get him preggers, silly.
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@CaptainSwing666 Tbf "legitimate concerns" is sometimes "I hate trans people". It really depends on whether it comes from a gammon or a Karen.
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@DoomishFox And then give them normal names, not a list of cxs dude fetishes.
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@egeofanatolia @JohnDiLillo @SiddhantAdlakha Imagine if one of them transitions mid-run!
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I wonder if any litigious holocaust-denying authors took objection to the original tweet and threatened legal action. Who can say, really.
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On 13 March I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier”. That allegation was false and offensive. I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling.
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@AnoneySnufftan @AltHistCody A previous human empire (the imperium is kinda it's shattered ruins) tried automation twenty thousand years ago, and it went "badly" (A galaxy-wide robot war), so now they don't do automation at all.
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@MelTheRockQueen @fyridk They very quickly became used to be transphobic but in a ✨✨✨woke✨✨✨ way.
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@BellaRizinti You've seen one of me with Lily, so here's another of my partners!
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@grapespear @carolinekwan Well, I've never raped a twelve-year-old. So I'll be chucking that stone, thanks.
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@FierceMum They don't want facts, they just want an acceptable target to be bigoted towards. That's clear. Anyone still recommending the "wait politely for your turn" approach is on their side. Stephen is a quisling.
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@gulasound @snakel3t No, society values our wombs. The rest of us is considered expendable.
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@OhMiaGod I had the courage to come out publicly on facebook and to my parents this week. Thank you so much for your book, it was a *huge* help to me working through this.
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Fuck it, remove gender from birth certificates and make anyone who wants to have a gender get a GRC.
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@denbamber @BladeoftheS Is it actually, though? All the actual real work of everything, from the immediate shop floor to long-term planning, is done by folk underneath them. At best, they're just picking between a few options. You could replace them with an AI and nobody would even notice.
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@aoirann @Da_Me_3 @OtsileNkosi @tezachila @ncambirwa It's Jarmila Kratochvílová, the current WR holder (She set it in 1983), who was also accused of cheating due to her physique. Sometimes it's transphobia, sometimes it's racism, sometimes it's nationalism, but it's always patriarchal bullshit.
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@WorldWearyWoman I don't know how the Trans Agenda can come back from a defeat this stunning. I mean, they flipped off Wagamama, how much more serious can they get?
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@Trussonomics101 @SteveCa30448773 It's worse than that. Instead of travelling to a filming location, he spent the day drinking (And not ordering his own food?), and got there long after the kitchen had shut. His team managed to talk the hotel into giving him a cold meat platter, but he kicked off instead.
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@imaginmatrix The alternative to "playersexual" characters is "het relationships get options while gay ones are an afterthought" and... We've been there. It was shit, especially for non-het players. Playersexual is better.
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@SophieMolly_OFF Such anti-science doctors shouldn't even be allowed within a mile of any medical facility, frankly.
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@No7Sammy I don't want to have sex with anyone who doesn't explicitly want to have sex with me. I've got no interest in tricking *anyone*.
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