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@GREALlSH10 They're a bunch of weirdos those chavs. He might have thought Grealish is pretty and gave it a try. Whatever it was, it had Sparta vibes.

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@fbgwayno I'm 6 feet, but I'll never understand why women pick on 5'10 guys. It's above the average height and there's not much difference. I've always found it funny how short women want tall guys. I'm a tall guy but always liked tall women. At least I'm keep the same line.

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@paradisidarap @emilykschrader God gave it to them through his company real estate company Jehovah Realty.

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@theKloppEnd_ We can actually do it. We need to avoid defeat at City. Low key we need some results at away grounds like the Emirates or the Etihad to counter the draw at Brighton and the points we lost at Spurs.

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@ManCityKD You City fans are truly desperate to make this Dias guy something he's not. Before it was Laporte, now it's Dias. Next year, it's gonna be Stones and so on.

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@TitaniumLefty @touchlinefracas You had to use ''current form'' to sneak in Chelsea players😂

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@SkySportsPL Signs a long contract, then throws a tantrum when asked to honor it or find someone who will pay what the club wants. If Salah or Pogba had done that....

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@Lotus_flower122 @united_mufc5 @MerlinUnited @utdreport It's not. It conveniently leaves out the fact that Klopp reached a UCL final in 2018. The comparison is actually embarrassing.

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@AnfieldWatch Fabinho is a wool who has never been to Anfield.

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@atharvajy07 @utdreport And yet, most of your players don't make our starting 11. In fact, apart from Bruno and Pogba, none of them do. Stop deluding yourself and start asking questions of your managers.

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@primevideosport You can keep underrating him as much as you want, but he's inevitable. There simply has never been a winger like that in the PL. He's showing Henry/Shearer levels of consistency in the strongest league itw. He's not a natural goal scorer either.

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@abzMCFC @OzilThings No, he isn't

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@SeanDOlfc If Patrick Bateman was a charismatic Hungarian footballer

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@KaizerRMA What do you define as greatness? As far as careers and longevity go, he's up there with the best ever, but in terms of ability? He just isn't. Let's be honest with ourselves here. We've watched far better midfielders do things on the pitch with far weaker teams.

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@KaizerRMA In terms of ability? Zidane, Iniesta, Xavi, Pirlo, Gerrard, Zico, Matthaus, Platini were better. All main man material that could shine without an elite structure around them. Modric couldn't which is why he'd won nothing before he came to RM.

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@SeanDOlfc Klopp sacking another United manager.

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@SeanDOlfc Trent needs to be played in a different position from now on. You can’t bench Bradley at this point. Genuinely toyed with Silva. Super defender and not bad with the ball on his feet either.

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@Lacazetteeeee @SkySportsPL I'm not sure anyone knows who Brady is outside North America, unless they follow the NFL. As for Aaron Rodgers and Steph Curry. No one knows them outside basketball.

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@ethanncfc @ShaunlfcT @Ball_Retention Well it took Mane getting his ass kicked 3 times to get the ref to react. At some point I thought the ref was a subscribe to white hoodie weekly.

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@SeanDOlfc People don't understand that not all transplants take a ton of time. This was one of those easy cases. Just the corners. Gets fixed in a day.

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@McfcNathan0 @mcfcSMR There's an argument to be made for Gomez, who despite being an incredible CB, is still young and has an error in him every once in a while, but if you think Matip is carried by Van Dijk, you've never watched him in your life. Matip is basically Van Dijk without the pace.

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@JohnWhitting12 @ConnorNUFC_ You hate the big clubs and call them ''snobbish'' because ur club failed to be a part of that group until they got oil money to join them. Classic case of ''sour grapes''.

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@Mustafa17382236 @LFC @MoSalah @premierleague 100 goals in the PL, 99 goals in the PL for LFC.

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@TEAMtalk In their prime yes, they were probably the best, but despite their longevity, only Salah kept the consistency and got better. Firmino is class but his output declined a lot and Mane plays like he's been replaced by someone else. Overall, they're probably the most famous PL trio

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@therealparsons5 @SkySportsPL So much ''unity'' that every minority group is scared of walking in the streets and women are being beaten up. UNITY😍

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@6Thiagoat 🤡

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@fwskingg Yet he keeps breaking record after record lmao

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@KaizerRMA Where did I question his ability? All I said is there were others better than him in terms of individual ability. Should I now say that Benzema is better than R9 and Suarez? He's the greatest in terms of longevity and trophies, but he's not the greatest in ability.

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@CMills1990 @thespursweb He creates a lot of those chances because he usually starts dribbling down the pitch like Prime Ronaldinho.

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@KayLFC05_ You know what's criminal? He genuinely have played for us when we won the CL in 2019 and Klopp would've kept him around for when we won the PL.

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@madridsuleman_ @SeanDOlfc You also held your worst ever CL loss there

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@UTD_Ben18 @lfcalexx6 @ManUtd @whondolo @Sanchooo10

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@SeanDOlfc A serious team would have Mane on the bench for these performances and when he gets going again, he starts. We need 2 forwards if we want to win something...

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@Rmcf4E @pearce_M_organ @LivEchoLFC Not many players give a shit about Real Madrid and Barcelona anymore. There's a lot more money in the PL and a lot more quality nowadays than in La Liga. La Liga had its time, just like Seria A did.

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@TalkOfTheKop_ We are such a joke of a club. It's not even funny at this point. Our standards are Brighton level.

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@SamueILFC 😇

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@SeanDOlfc Van Dijk would hold him, Salah would beat him up and Alisson would perform an exorcism

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@fcDavee No, it's not. They're all getting extended contracts apparently. They're not leaving and will probably retire here as they deserve to

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@DanXtra99 @not_IvanToney @PrimeSadio Bruno's not even better than Gundogan

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@timkirkley @AnfieldWatch What he wants to say is that they're not superstars as in egomaniacs and divas like Neymar or Ronaldo.

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@theKloppEnd_ We need him to win it ngl... Remember the form he came back with when he qualified Egypt for the WC? WE NEED THAT.

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@SeanDOlfc They're Burnley with money. This was haramball in its purest form. I don't know how they can watch it.

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@KingPeso7777 @hayden_bm @GamerChanger @floridasadboy @thowzand @wehateyouhassi Yes, it definitely justifies beating on two kids half his size... Absolute state of u lot.

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@AntoninoNapoli @utdreport Suarez left in 2014... Klopp came in October 2015. The Suarez money was already spent.

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@6Thiagoat ✍️ just follow and i follow back immediately

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@JoshLFC1909 Fucking hell. The KKK's gone digital now. Who the hell is Destiny?

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@4tlfc They think they're the team to beat City to the title and Liverpool is dusted. They never expected us to get back on track so fast.

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@6Thiagoat Give me a like if u want Liverpool to win the league this season.

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@TheAnfieldTalk Fabinho is 4 years younger and he's twice the player. I'm all for the Hendo love, but he's gone from underrated to overrated. I've heard some say he should be our highest earner.

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@6Thiagoat Follow and I follow back

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@Riomarojay @paluxfcb @MessiIizer Kane has never performed when needed. That's the difference between a world class players and others. At the height of Poch's reign at Spurs, they desperately needed a big game player, but Kane never came through. That's a reality. The English tax is massive with him.

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@utdreport It's very convenient not to use the fact that Klopp reached a UCL final as well... Never mind the fact that he inherited a terrible squad. Good narrative though.

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@kunalpanchal @visegrad24 @MosabHasanYOSEF @AbbyMartin Cause Netanyahu needed a war and he got it

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@calebnwb @Lotus_flower122 @united_mufc5 @MerlinUnited @utdreport No, it displays the runner up cups as well and it completely leaves out the UCL final to make Ole look good.

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@TheAnfieldTalk Yes, Real Madrid and Barcelona were completely innocent. It's not like they're both in debt and needed the money. Last time I checked, it was Paella El Chapo running around doing interviews trying to sell it.

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@TheChelseaTalk @TheAnfieldTalk Pal, you shithoused a Mickey Mouse UCL with KO games in Bucharest in what is arguably the worst UCL campaign in decades.

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@SkySportsPL If ur relying on pens to win games, then... you're the greatest manager in the world and I hope u continue doing the Lord's work at MU. #OleIn

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@N17JAC0B @SkySportsPL - Spurs fan

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@Kingcase14 @UTDKalex Salah at his absolute best destroyed both the PL and the UCL.... 44 goals + 16 assists... That's the closest thing to Messi we will ever see, not Hazard. Hazard is a great dribbler, but he has little to no end product. Much more similar to Ronaldinho than Messi.

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@lionelmufx @epicdave2001 @CultureCrave It's not a good thing. I understand the decadent nature of ''onlyfans'' as a platform. It encourages women to make easy money without much work. Problem is that the banks and payment providers have an issue with the money they're making, which tells you the system is rigged.

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@desi_guardiola @chimp_moon Both Suarez and Torres were 2 of the hottest properties on the market, but you wouldn't know that, because you're not older than 15. What big name did you ever sign? You lost players to us.

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@RacoviceanuAlex @markgoldbridge You're talking shit. He was described by the Basel coaching staff as the closest thing to Messi. At Chelsea, his own teammates were baffled by him. Filipe Luis has an interview where he talks about it. It was Spalletti at Roma that got the best out of Salah & Klopp built on that.

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@Corballyred He's Middle Eastern, Muslim and plays for LFC. The trifecta for hateful people. Funny thing is most of them would be on their knees if he signed for them.

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@CFC_Isaiah @abzMCFC @SeanDOlfc Not at all. Chelsea parked the bus and whenever things got heated they faked injuries. Play proper football next time and let's see what those 2 clowns can do... There's a reason you're playing haramball and it's not because they're good.

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@vjrokz @EH7ii_ Chelsea's Hazard would have never reached Salah's level because he simply never had it in him. He's got a fairly capable team at Real Madrid and he plays bad. Hazard never had the mentality or the work ethic to be at the top level.

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@cfcmboppi @markgoldbridge Yea how dare Liverpool ask for a goal that's been scored and deemed onside be called onside. What a scandal that is

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@kelly_dink @Skcinnam95 @BronzeMBE Bare minimum? I don't understand, do they owe you something? They're under no obligation to do anything for women's sports.

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@6thiagoat 😀

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@ebxmadrid @ronxldoera Never😂

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@Kavertzz @Darkstone901 @guccipogbaV3 You definitely don't watch them if you think they don't have technical ability. Salah is actually a great dribbler and used to do it often, but has become more goal driven. He does it from time to time nowadays.

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@6thiagoat 😂

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@CF_Comps9 ✍️

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These Balkanic right wingers are some of the lowest IQ people out there. They just invited the whole world to shit on one country that is genuinely cool cause they wanna feel like they're part of the Western hate club.

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Romanians making immigration jokes? I’ve seen it all

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@CFCaxel @SeanDOlfc He's got 5 goals and 2 assists against you, including a rocket that took away Kepa's virginity.

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@goldsrayleigh @UTDMarcel Fergie is retired so the club needs to stay relevant somehow.

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@d1privv @calebnwb @Lotus_flower122 @united_mufc5 @MerlinUnited @utdreport

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@LatinaMomInLA @FZahid8 @Mihawkeye7 Forced marriage = she has no say. Whatever he does to her, they won't interfere.

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@thespursweb That's because he does this😍

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@lekuleku12 @SeanDOlfc He would

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@chimp_moon We are desirable, hence why we would attract names like Mascherano, Suarez, Torres, back when you were employing Jimmy Fishchips and battling relegation. We attract even today big names. The problem is that we don't pay and that leads to problems. VVD turned u down for us.

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@MARTIALFCCC @theKloppEnd_ There's no disrespect. He's been living off his Barca achievements for ages. He was supposed to be the next big thing and he just never delivered. He's an incredible talent, but he's never lived up to his own hype. He's not consistent and he's got an ego.

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